Chapter Seventy-Four: The Sword Goes Sideways
The sapphire blue Maserati, with a streamer of light in the air, fell straight towards the intercity highway under the viaduct.
Li Song's face turned pale and looked at the ground that was getting closer and closer to the windshield, and the Coke bottle in his hand sprayed fine foam under the action of inertia, splashing him all over his body with Coke.
Li Song hurriedly put the Coke bottle on the cap, turned his head and yelled at Li Cripple: "Cripple Li, you have played too many competition games, and you can't figure out the difference between reality and games, right?" Even if you want to show off your stunts, you don't need to take a head-down leap, right? Now that it's over, let's jump out of the car and save this luxury car. â
Li Lame glanced at Li Song dissatisfiedly, stretched out his hand and pushed Li Song, who wanted to open the car door and jump out, catch the Maserati, back to his seat, with an expression of hatred on his face: "How many times have I told you, people like us must not be exposed to the eyes of ordinary people, you jump out and catch the car like this, and all the headlines of the newspapers tomorrow will be all explosive news that the Hulk appeared in Jinnan City!" â
"So what do you say? Obediently stay in the car, wait for it to burrow headfirst into the ground, and then explode into a fireball, and we stay inside the wreckage, drinking Coke while waiting for the ambulance? That's even more terrifying! â
Li Song looked at the asphalt that was already close at hand, sighed helplessly, and a bright white light poured out of his body, firmly protecting his body, waiting for the upcoming violent impact.
"That's why I said you kid is still too tender, he doesn't know how to work around at all, and he doesn't have any foresight, it's stupid to explode."
Li Cripple glanced at Li Song with disdain, slammed it in the middle of the steering wheel, and with the sound of mechanical friction, a pair of silver-white flying wings suddenly stretched out under the chassis of Maserati, and the tail of the car suddenly flipped backwards, revealing a row of cylinders with a shimmering red luster.
"Huh? Cripple Lee, are you sure you're not a spy sent to our country by MI6? Tell me honestly, what are they sending you here for? â
Li Song looked at the originally decent cab, and with the extension of the silver-white flying wings, a huge LCD indicator screen suddenly drilled out of the center console, showing a dense flight number. The windshield displays information about the direction of the wind and latitude and longitude, making it look like a fighter jet's combat display.
"They sent me to adopt a little monkey and give him the principles of being a human being! Don't interrupt, this is the first time I've used this thing since the modification, and if it crashes due to your interference, the $100 million modification fee will be deducted from your commission until you die! â
Li Cripple blinked proudly, seemed to be quite satisfied with Li Song's surprise, and lifted the steering wheel hard, a long flame suddenly erupted from the red cylinder at the tail of the Maserati, driven by a strong thrust, Maserati elegantly drew an arc in the air, rising proudly against the ground, flying towards the sea of stars, oh no, it was planted in the wide canal not far away.
"Cripple Li, you shouldn't have bought inferior fuel cheaply, right? How come it was less than ten seconds before the gas ran out? â
Li Song turned his head to look out the rear window, the fire that was gradually extinguishing, and looked at Li Cripple suspiciously: "Could it be that your Maserati still has the function of a submarine?" What exactly do you want to convert this car into? â
Li Cripple said proudly: "Li Song, you don't understand, right?" The so-called sword goes sideways, and the cunning rabbit has three holes. That mother-in-law must not have imagined that I still have this trick, even if she has any other arrangements, under my unexpected response, it will definitely not be too late to react! â
With a huge splash of water, the Maserati quickly sank into the canal, and the headlights of the car could still shoot a distance of forty or fifty meters in the dim water.
The tail of the Maserati was closed long before it fell into the water, and the silver-white titanium paddles stretched out from the alloy wheels of the four wheels, and with the rapid rotation of the wheels, with the assistance of silver flying wings, it went up the canal and headed towards the bay in the distance.
Li Song looked at the huge school of fish swimming by the car in the dim river water, drank a coke, and said with a smile: "Boss, your car is really cool enough, you can run, fly and dive, even if it is a 007 car, it is not half as cool as you!" â
Li Cripple smiled proudly, maneuvered the Maserati to avoid the curious onlookers of several finless porpoises, nodded their noses through the car window, and in their curious eyes, avoided a messy reef and drove towards the river beach.
"Li Song, learn more, this is called strategizing, and you can deal with any accidents at any time! Hahaha! That crazy woman finally got deflated on my hands this time, and I really want to see her depressed face if possible! â
The Maserati's tires quickly deflated when they came into contact with the sand, and the heavy body was carried over the wet sand, up the steep embankment up the riverside promenade, and stopped in front of a commissary.
"Li Song, go on!" Li lame threw a bottle of canned pure raw into Li Song's hand, took out a few packets of peanuts from the red plastic bag, sat on the front lid of the Maserati, and drank with Li Song on the peanuts.
Finally won back a city in front of Ferrari, which seemed to make Li Cripple quite excited, and said for the first time that he wanted to invite Li Song to a good meal to commemorate this hard-won victory.
"The unprecedented treat turned out to be a few packets of salted peanuts, plus two bottles of pure raw."
Li Song looked at the crippled Li who was so excited that his face was flushed, silently took advantage of his inattention, ate all the peanuts in front of him, and then quickly killed the one in front of him, lying on the front cover of the Maserati, watching the cripple Li standing excitedly in the front of the car, chattering and boasting about himself.
"I said cripple Li, how much did you suffer under that beautiful woman? How can I feel that the poor and middle peasants have been liberated and have participated in the grievance meeting? â
Li Song glanced at the people playing chess in the shade around the commissary, and found that they looked at Li Cripple with doubts from time to time, and exchanged ears with each other, as if they were hesitating to report to the police, and hurriedly reached out to pull Li Cripple back on the car cover, handed him the last bottle of pure life, and asked softly.
"Joke! Who am you, boss? How could you suffer under that kind of eight women? Hey? What about my peanuts? I shouldn't have eaten two bites, why is it gone? â
Li Cripple was suspicious in the packaging bag, rummaging through and looking for peanuts that did not contain zĂ i, and made the peanut skins everywhere: "Li Song, tell me honestly, did you eat all my peanuts?" You're a rat reincarnated, aren't you? Two packets of peanuts! In less than three minutes, my ten dollars were gone! â
"Your peanuts are here!"
With a cold cheer, a red plastic bag smashed on the front cover of the car, and as the mouth of the bag opened, a mellow aroma filled the air, making people can't help but move their index fingers.
Li Cripple's face suddenly turned pale, and he turned his head stiffly to look at the stunning beauty who appeared next to the car, with a painful expression on his face: "Siqian, how did you find me?" â