Chapter 154: The Night Hades King's Kneel and Call Daddy (6)
Jing Xi's mood at the moment is like counting nine severe cold and falling into an ice hole, that is really pulling out the cold drops! _(:зゝ∠)_
Not long ago, in order not to lose his identity as a good father, the owner of a certain fish pond who likes to shoot at those who think he is outstanding, actually took a small boat with great fanfare, and cast a net to salvage the first trophy since his son learned to play a slingshot. Only then did he return with a feather.
After the owner of the fish pond finally coaxed his son and walked away with the damn little rabbit cub in his arms, a certain unlucky mountain lord finally escaped from the fish pond in disgrace...... Uh, a lifetime is indeed a bit too long, then ten years, oh no, ten years seems a bit too long, then a year! It really can't be any more, anyway, he'd rather not eat fish for a year than stay in that damn fish pond again.
People have three, six, nine and so on, birds also have dignity and humility, Jing sacrifice is a tasteful and identity bird, since it is different from other vulgar birds, it pays great attention to its own image, although it is really a bit down-and-out at the moment, but the so-called skinny camel is bigger than a horse, even if it is down, it can not tolerate itself sticking to a fishy sludge flying around.
Standing in the fountain and bathing, Jing Shi had already noticed that many people were looking at it, and even some people were holding a square thing and clicking at it and didn't know what it was doing, but it didn't care, as the lord of a mountain, it was necessary to be in the spotlight, and stupid humans dared to claim to be the lord of all things, as long as it moved the tip of its claws slightly. You can extinguish these debris in minutes, of course, provided that its wounds have healed.
Finally washing off the mud on his body, Jing Sai shook off his small feathers. Preparing to try its luck near the park, it suddenly stiffened, and all the pores of its body exploded, as if it was locked on the center of its eyebrows by the infrared dots on a sniper rifle, a subtle feeling of only 0.01 second away from death. Only those who have experienced it can understand it.
It's being targeted by its kind!
How is this possible? It doesn't have any cultivation now, no matter how you look at it, it's just an ordinary bird, after all, it's not the first time it's injured, it's always been very confident in its hidden ability, Ye Jinghong will recognize it, that's because she has a perverted mother, there will be no second Jiang Ruoli in this world, so, what went wrong?
Jing Sai continued to comb his feathers while pretending to be pretty, and paced gracefully on the marble platform of the fountain pool. Because it has no cultivation, it can't detect what the other party is coming from, and can only vaguely perceive the general location of the other party by relying on its perception of danger alone.
It knows that the other party does not dare to make a rash move, it is waiting for the best time to make a move, and it? is also waiting silently.
Time was almost glued to each other at this moment, tightly tensed, as if it would break at any moment, and Jing Sacrifice was still leisurely jumping around on the stone platform. Sometimes the golden rooster is independent, sometimes it changes its feet to continue to be independent, in fact, it knows better than anyone else that the other party's patience is being drained little by little. And it's really running out of time.
Almost at the same moment, or Jing Sai's movements were even faster, and the two black shadows bounced up at the same time, and Jing Sai didn't even have time to take a closer look, but he glanced at it in the corner of his eye, and then desperately used all the mana he had saved up for a while. It only says one word, and if it hesitates, it may never have a chance to say it again.
Because it was already noon, there were not many people in the park, and an old man who was wandering happened to pass by, and he couldn't see anything, but he felt as if there was a sudden gust of wind, and a shiver was over, but he didn't know that only this moment was between life and death.
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This alone can be seen how cunning the old bird is, Zhang Xiaoshuai tossed it so much, it was almost directly pressed into a cake last night, and this morning it was forced to burrow into the mud and squat all morning, it actually endured it all alive, not to mention anything else, only this kind of heart is not something that everyone can have.
However, only this time, it has no strength to escape a second time, and there is also the credit of Zhang Xiaoshuai Ye Jinghong, if he hadn't given it the medicine when he left, it might ......
Wait, that pill ......
Jing Sai doesn't know how to refine medicine, but people are old and refined, and so is the old bird, the warm and hot feeling in its body is of course repairing the meridians, but at the same time as repairing, its body is also heating up, under the urging of medicinal power, its demon blood is boiling, its demon pill is burning, this deadly fragrance is not said to be the same kind, even a cultivator with a little cultivation can smell it.
Thinking of this, Jing Sai couldn't help but shudder, now he is like a roast chicken that has just been baked, hot and fragrant, but unfortunately the wild dogs and hungry wolves all over the street are eyeing it, as long as it shows its head slightly, it will be torn to pieces in minutes. It is said that it was originally an old man who kept it in obscurity and hid it well, even if it didn't have that elixir, it would always be fine if it was raised for three or five more years, but now thanks to his 'kindness', it is going to be forced to a dead end.
Zhang-Small-Handsome!!
Lao Tzu your eight ancestors!!
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Today's temperature dropped suddenly, and there was a heavy rain in the evening, all said to be an autumn rain and a cold, after the heavy rain, there was no trace of wild cats and wild dogs on the street, and many people who were afraid of the cold even put on down jackets, Ye Jinghong didn't feel cold when he sat in the car, but he was also a little unenergetic, only Zhang Xiaoshuai was energetic like chicken blood, and he jumped up and down like a goblin.
"Jinghong, let's go to the drama, shall we? The Count of Monte Cristo, there are only three performances in total, and today is the last one, so I easily asked my friends to help me grab two tickets, and it would be wasted if I didn't go. ”
Ye Jinghong looked at Zhang Xiaoshuai with expressionless slanted eyes, and didn't speak for a long time, Zhang Xiaoshuai was so blessed that he instantly understood her thoughts, and explained with a righteous face:
"What do you think of me Zhang Xiaoshuai, I'm not the kind of casual person."
Yes, you are not a human being when you get up casually, Ye Jinghong rolled his eyes very facelessly. didn't want to deal with him at all, but the fierce woman was afraid of pestering men, and in the end, Zhang Xiaoshuai still pulled Ye Jinghong to watch a drama, this time he was really well-behaved. The two of them watched the drama happily, and when they got home, it was already more than ten o'clock in the evening.
Zhang Xiaoshuai took out the key and was about to open the door, when suddenly there was a fluttering sound in the corridor, and then a black shadow pounced on it with an indescribable fishy smell.
Zhang Xiaoshuai reacted very quickly, kicked out with a diagonal kick. The black shadow moved quickly, but it was still not as fast as Zhang Xiaoshuai, and in just a few moments, he was kicked to the wall opposite the corridor.
Since Ye Jinghong taught him kung fu, Zhang Xiaoshuai has developed the habit of carrying a dagger with him, this time Zhang Xiaoshuai has already pulled out the dagger tied to his calf, and rushed to him in one step, raising his hand to wave down, seeing this scene, the black shadow couldn't help but scream.
"The hosts. Be merciful! It's me, I am! ”
"Oh! It's the lord of the mountain, who comes to the humble house in the middle of the night, what are you doing! ”
Zhang Xiaoshuai obviously knew the identity of Jing Sai, but he saw him get up slowly, his left hand was casually inserted in his pocket, and his right hand was unconsciously holding the knife flower, and he didn't seem to have any intention of putting away the dagger.
Seeing Zhang Xiaoshuai's indifference, Jing Sai had already scolded his mother in his heart, what does it mean to be a female cousin and want to leave the archway? What is called someone else's girl and wants to be someone's mother? Jing Sai didn't believe that he didn't know why he came to the door, this was simply what he had calculated a long time ago, he already knew that he would come back to beg him again, so he let himself go so happily that day.
What a slut! Slut! Jing Sai had already scolded Zhang Xiaoshuai in his heart. But he still had to flatter:
"Didn't the master ask me if I was convinced? I was confused for a while, and I didn't answer the master immediately, master, I obeyed. ”
Zhang Xiaoshuai teased his eyelids and said with a smile:
"Really?"
Jing Priest gritted his teeth (if it had teeth) and nodded.
"I'm convinced."
Zhang Xiaoshuai lowered his head and rubbed the dagger, and continued to ask:
"Don't have a temper at all?"
Jing Sai choked on a mouthful of old blood in his throat. He closed his eyes and continued to nod vigorously:
"I don't have a temper at all."
Zhang Xiaoshuai's fingers were long, gently brushing the thin blade, and after a while, he grinned at the corners of his mouth and said:
"Well, forgive me for being more straightforward!"
You're so direct, you shameless despicable villain! Jing Shi screamed inwardly, and his face was still deaf.
"The so-called non-mine race will have different hearts, and it is no problem for me to take you in, but a little leakage between my fingers is enough to feed you, but I don't trust you, so it's hard to do."
Jing Sai was so angry that he trembled, and he didn't know that he thought it had been accidentally electrocuted!
"Say, how can I reassure you."
"What a cheerful bird, I admire you."
Jing Sacrifice kicked his legs, who is so rare that you appreciate it! There's so much nonsense, can you say a good thing?
"I heard you have a master-servant contract, huh? It sounds interesting, but don't worry, I'm not going to make a master-servant contract with you. ”
What? Jing Sai seriously suspected that he had heard it wrong, it had already prepared for the worst, that is, to sign a master-servant contract with Zhang Xiaoshuai, was this not enough? Could it be that he has more despicable and shameless demands?
Forgive in the eyes of Jing Sai, today's Zhang Xiaoshuai has been completely demonized, in Jing Sai's view, there is no most shameless, only more shameless, this is all it knows about Zhang Xiaoshuai.
"That day, Jinghong said that there was a life and death contract in their door, saying that it was 'the king is worried about the humiliation of the ministers, and the king is humiliated by the deaths of the ministers', which is very exciting to listen to, if you have a heart, I might as well accept you."
Sure enough, Zhang Xiaoshuai really didn't disappoint it, and when he heard him really say a more shameless request, Jing Xian was not only not angry, but a little relieved.
That's it, people live for a lifetime, and it will be less than a hundred years to be full, not to mention that this kid has become an adult, and he will accompany him for another thirty or fifty years at most, in terms of its long life, thirty or fifty years is really just a flick of his fingers, and it already owes him a favor, and he took this opportunity to pay it off, and he can be regarded as an early death and early superbirth.
"Yes, I do."
Zhang Xiaoshuai's so-called life and death contract Jing Sacrifice has also heard of it, but it is not a master-servant contract, simply put, it is like the private dead guard in the famous family in ancient times, the cannon fodder characters who are ready to die for the master at any time, unless the master dies naturally, they can only die in front of the master forever.
Seeing Zhang Xiaoshuai tie the knot with the help of Ye Jinghong, with a red light disappearing the eyebrows of both parties, Jing Xi only felt that his eyes were dark, and his heart was already dead at the moment, but he had no choice, without Zhang Xiaoshuai's protection, it couldn't even survive tonight.
"From now on, there will be no more thorn sacrifices in the world, remember, your name is the Night Hades."
it, what is this frustration name? Jing Festival... Oh no, now there is no such bird as Jing Sacrifice in this world, and the Night Hades only felt a dull pain in his chest, and finally fainted. (To be continued.) )