The cross talk contest in this space is not the kind of bad show that few people watched in the last world. In the last world, whenever there was a cross talk contest or sketch contest, it must have been wrapped in all kinds of outdated Internet language and positive energy jokes.

How do you say that sentence -- "I just like the way you don't like me, but you have to work with me to build a harmonious socialist society with Chinese characteristics." ”

Whenever I saw this kind of sketch and cross talk in the last world, Liu La would always have an impulse to use her "diligent hands of working people" to slap the fat and chubby "new look of socialism" on the girls......

Compared with the previous world, the cross talk contest in this space is a very grand competition and has attracted a lot of attention.

Although the name is exactly the same, and the organizers are also CCTV, it is not like the previous life, mixed with many political needs and policies that need to be burdened. The cross talk contest in this world is for the purpose of being funny, it is closer to life and closer to the atmosphere, because it has attracted the love of a large number of audiences.

However, a show has a lifespan after all. The cross talk contest is held once a year, and this year is the ninth time in a row, and after the fifth peak rating, in the next three years, the ratings of each session have gradually declined, and last year it fell to a record low.

Perhaps it is precisely because of this that the director sent an invitation letter to the recently popular Deyun Club, hoping to use their fan base to increase the ratings again.

And Guo Outline was selected and chosen, and the reason why he chose to let Liu La participate in the competition was because he considered that this kind of cross talk competition must be controlled by the mainstream cross talk industry. And Liu La's relationship with the mainstream cross talk industry is not too bad.

Today's cross talk actors are generally divided into three categories.

The first category is mainstream cross talk actors, this type of actors have been trained in professional schools since childhood, and after graduation, they work in various theater troupes. This kind of actor mainly lives on his death salary, and the opportunity to perform is usually to participate in charity performances in the countryside and earthquake relief evenings or something.

This kind of actor has an advantage, that is, he can get a professional title, and he has to be a professor at the very least. If you get it right, you can even hang a fictitious position such as a general in the army's art troupe.

The second type is folk idle artists like Guo Outline and Liu La.

The only difference between this kind of actor and the first type is that after graduating or leaving the school, they did not choose to be affiliated with a certain quyi troupe to get a dead salary, but chose to start a business on their own.

Without an iron rice bowl, drought and flood, whether you can eat and earn money depends on your own artistic attainments. Therefore, this kind of actor eats with real skills, and he can't do it if he can't do it.

There is also a third type, which belongs to the cross talk actors who are "operating without a license". This kind of actor was generally an enthusiastic audience who loved to watch cross talk before, and when he looked at it, he felt that he would be able to, so he rebelled.

He doesn't apprentice, he doesn't study, he spends 200 yuan to find a place to make a coat, and he dares to wear it outside to talk to people about cross talk.

This kind of actor mainly relies on folk weddings and funerals to make a living. If there is really no business, they can also bring a sunglasses to the overpass to tell people's fortunes, while counting the fortunes, while the blind massage and touch the bones......

This cross talk contest is held by the mainstream cross talk industry, and the judges are all seniors in the mainstream cross talk industry. Although civil society groups and individuals are also welcome to sign up for the competition, under normal circumstances, those who can achieve good rankings have to be actors in the mainstream cross talk industry, and the others are just running together.

"Master, leave this job to me, and I'll find Mr. Zhang to rehearse tomorrow." Although he knew that it was difficult or even impossible to win the award, but in the face of this rare opportunity, Liu La resolutely chose to face it head-on.

He said in his heart: "Anyway, I can't get the first place, and I can't drop a piece of meat, there are dates or no dates, I have to play at least three strokes first......

After determining the things to participate in, he chatted with Guo Outline about the precautions, and Liu La went back to his room.

The next morning, Liu La was woken up by a rapid phone call, he picked up the phone in a daze, and the next second, Yu Fan's voice came from the microphone: "Hey, your uncle, your grandsons are too damaged, I now let Lao Bai block in the snow house and can't get out, I'm holding my two shoes, hiding under the bed, what can I do!" ”

Yu Fan deliberately kept his voice low, sounding sneaky. Thinking of his current situation, Liu La suddenly sobered up for the most part, and couldn't hold back his "haha" laughter.

Hearing his laughter, Yu Fan was angry: "Tell me yourself, you are human, and you actually tied my legs with shoelaces, which is called a porcelain real, I and Bai Xue untied it for a long time before it was finally untied." When Lao Bai entered the house just now, the shoelaces were untied, and my legs were numb, so I didn't let him find out.

"Haha" Liu is spicy and happy: "Aren't our brothers helping you, I want to give you a chance to create a zào, so that you can cook Bai Xue to mature rice, it's best that you two can conceive a child, and then his father will really take you without a trick, and if you don't agree, you have to agree."

As soon as he heard this, Yu Fan scolded with a smile: "You get out of here, you still cook ripe rice, let you tie up for a night, my legs are numb, since I got out of bed just now, I have been patronizing and rubbing my legs, how can I have the kung fu to do anything else, I really thank you." ”

Liu La was stunned: "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, we forgot about the blood circulation." ”

Chen Yufan......

After teasing Yu Fan a few words, Liu La hung up the phone. After putting down the phone, he couldn't sleep either. After thinking about it, he bought two breakfasts at the breakfast shop at the door, and then drove his wife's car to Mr. Zhang Wenshun's house.

Mr. Zhang's family lives not far away, less than 20 minutes' drive from Guo Gang's villa. Old gentlemen like to get up early, and Zhang Wenshun is the same, when Liu La arrived, he was walking birds downstairs.

After meeting, while eating breakfast, Liu La told Mr. Zhang that he was going to participate in the competition.

The old gentleman doesn't look old, but his spirit is quite good, and he is full of energy when he speaks, no worse than a young man. Hearing Liu La say that he was going to the game, he nodded again and again: "Compare, you have to compete." Not only do we have to compare, we also have to get rankings, we also have to show our faces. ”

"The first one is too arrogant, we don't dare, be modest, our goal is to get the top three." Eating the coke ring and drinking the bean juice, the old gentleman directly set the ultimate goal of the game.

It took a whole morning for Liu La and Zhang Wenshun to roughly study what they were going to say in the game, and it wasn't until noon that the old gentleman was about to take a nap, and Liu La said goodbye.

Now that the matter of participating in the competition has been decided, after coming out of Mr. Zhang's house, according to the phone number on the invitation letter, Liu La directly contacted the organizing committee of the cross talk competition.

The phone number on the invitation letter is specially prepared by the organizing committee for the more optimistic seed players. The person who picked up the phone was a person in charge of the organizing committee, and the other party was very happy when he heard Liu La say that he was an actor of Deyun Club.

After chatting a few words, he told Liu La that at 2 o'clock in the afternoon in the seventh conference room on the fourth floor of CCTV, there would be a small meeting, and some actors and judges would also be present, and he invited Liu La to come as well.

Everyone was polite, and Liu La naturally had to give face, so he hurriedly agreed.

glanced at his watch, it was almost one o'clock in the afternoon, Liu La drove the car directly to the downstairs of CCTV, when he first came, the doorman did not let him in, thanks to Liu La with the invitation, otherwise it would be a shame.

After sitting in the car and taking a nap for a while, seeing that it was almost two o'clock, Liu La entered the TV station twenty minutes early.

At this time, it happened to be the first time I went to work in the afternoon, and the whole TV station was full of people, watching Wuyang Wuyang.

Seeing that everyone was so busy, Liu La was embarrassed to ask for directions, so she thought about finding it herself. There were too many people queuing up in the elevator room, and the fourth floor was not high anyway, so Liu La didn't take the elevator, found the stairs by himself, and then walked down to the fourth floor.

Not to mention, this floor is quite quiet, and there are no people.

There are number plates hanging on the rooms, No. 1 and No. 2...... Number Seven. Following the sign, Liu La soon found the agreed No. 7 conference room.

At this time, the conference room was empty, and no one had arrived except Liu La. Liu La walked in, found a nearby chair to sit down, and waited patiently.

About five minutes later, the first person finally appeared. This is a young man who looks about the same age as Liu La, and after running in panting, he couldn't help but be stunned when he saw Liu La: "Hello, may I ask if this is the No. 7 rehearsal room on the fifth floor?" ”

Liu La looked at him and shrugged his shoulders: "Dude, you are wrong, this is Conference Room 7 on the fourth floor." ”

"Ahh Thank you. Before Liu La's words could be finished, the young man slammed on the door, turned around and ran again.

"Hey, there's a quick temper here." Looking at his back, Liu La smiled.

In the ten minutes after the youth left, no one showed up again. Finally, just as Liu La was waiting impatiently, there was a sound of footsteps in the hallway.

"Da-da-da-da." It was the sound of high-heeled shoes, all the way to Conference Room Seven. Hearing the movement, Liu La realized that someone was coming again, and it was a woman, so he hurriedly stood up and prepared to greet him politely.

After about seven or eight seconds, with a "squeak", the door was finally pushed open.

Walking in was a beautiful woman, what a face that fell into the city, eyes curved like crescents, straight long hair, and a crystal clear little face. Even if this face is a little drunk at this time, every bit of the face, every smile, and even an eyelash are all terrible.

"Damn, Gongzi Zhou!" The moment he saw this delicate face, Liu La blurted out......

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