Chapter 1156: The Upside-Down Tang Feng
This is Tang Feng?
Damn, this image ...... This image ...... It's a bit raunchy, right?
The person who suddenly appeared in front of Xiang Yu that Tang Dou's divine sense saw was wearing a dirty white coat, the white coat was almost so dirty that he couldn't see the original color, and it was almost turned into a camouflage uniform, and there was a big hole the size of a fist on the chest of the white coat that was burned out by fire. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
And the leather shoes worn by Tang Feng are even more exaggerated, the one on his left foot is better, but he just shows his big toe, I really don't know how he can wear leather shoes to expose his big toe, and the shoe on his right foot can no longer be called a shoe at all, that shoe only has the upper hanging on the instep, and the sole of the shoe has long been unknown where it has gone, and it is completely barefoot on the floor.
As far as Tang Feng is concerned, even if he gives it to a beggar, it is estimated that even the beggar is unwilling to take a second look.
Well, forget it, if this thing dares to go to the beggar, the beggar will definitely pat him on the shoulder and say, "Dude, I still have half a steamed bun left, don't dislike it, eat some......"
Unkempt, half-length hair has been tied into dreadlocks, and the pair of gold-wire glasses hanging on the bridge of the nose still looks like a little at first glance, but unfortunately there are still a few places on the glasses that I don't know what dye is contaminated, both red and green, and then look closely at Tang Feng's eyes, there are still two big pieces of eye feces hanging in the corners of his eyes......
In terms of the appearance of this thing, it definitely looks more like a beggar than a beggar.
Could this really be Tang Feng?
Now even Tang Dou has begun to doubt.
If it weren't for the fact that this thing was wearing a crossing ring on his finger, and the hand wearing the crossing ring was still holding the Heavenly Dragon Breaking City Halberd, Tang Dou would definitely have swept this goods over.
Xiang Yu, who was kneeling in front of the statue, saw the figure in front of him flash, and when he saw the person standing in front of him, he was not shocked by Tang Feng's appearance at all, but hurriedly prostrate on the ground and shouted: "Disciple Xiang Yu knocks on the divine master." ”
Tang Feng didn't pay attention to Xiang Yu's bow at all, but roared at Xiang Yu with his hair open: "Who is it?" Who ruined Lao Tzu's meat grinder? Hurry up and get that kid in? Hurry up, I'm going to spank his ass......"
Xiang Yu was taken aback by Tang Feng's roar, he hurriedly straightened up and said to Tang Feng: "Master, it's the disciple who didn't make it clear, that Tang Dou who broke through the level was not a meat grinder destroyed by some despicable means, he broke through hard, and he also defeated Xiang Zhuang with one move." ”
", there are still people who can break through the meat grinder designed by Lao Tzu himself, fierce general, please come in, please come in, Lao Tzu wants to make a move with him, Lao Tzu wants to see if he can survive three moves under Lao Tzu." Tang Feng's eyes lit up and kicked Xiang Yu, urging Xiang Yu to hurry up and invite Tang Dou in.
One moment is to catch, another time is to please, Xiang Yu is also messy, but Xiang Yu has already gotten up from the ground and bowed to Tang Feng: "Disciple immediately go and invite that Tang brother ......"
"Go quickly, what, you take this broken halberd, this is Lao Tzu specially arranged someone to make it for you, it's too damn heavy." Tang Feng urged Xiang Yu impatiently, and casually released the halberd handle of the Heavenly Dragon Breaking City Halberd in his hand and pushed it towards Xiang Yu.
Xiang Yu held the Heavenly Dragon Breaking City Halberd that was falling towards him with both hands, waved it in his hand, and was ecstatic with both hands holding the halberd and knelt down at Tang Feng again: "Disciple, thank you for the divine soldier from your teacher, this halberd is really too suitable." ”
"Nonsense, this is a blade created by Lao Tzu according to human body mechanics and after detailed calculations of your waist and arm strength, can you not take advantage of it? Don't grind and chirp, hurry up and invite that Tang Dou to Lao Tzu, be respectful, Lao Tzu has never seen a character who can break through Lao Tzu's meat grinder. ”
Tang Feng kept urging, but he had already taken the lead and walked quickly towards the door, and while walking, he took out a crumpled pack of soft Chinese from the pocket of his white coat, took out one and stuffed it into his mouth, took out a ZIPPO lighter and lit it, took out nearly half of the cigarette in one gulp, and sprayed two thick fogs from his nostrils.
Tang Dou, who had already walked into the backyard with his feet up, was secretly amused, not to mention anything else, Tang Feng's kung fu of spitting clouds and fog was definitely a miracle in the eyes of people in this era.
Xiang Yu hurriedly got up and ran to the front with the Tianlong City Breaking Halberd to open the door for Tang Feng, and asked Tang Feng in his mouth: "Teacher, what is the name of this halberd?" ”
Tang Feng said with a big grin: "Nonsense, of course the blade you use is going to call the Heavenly Dragon Halberd." ”
"Heavenly Dragon Broken City Halberd?" Xiang Yu read it silently, and said with a flattering smile: "Good name." ”
Xiang Yu's hand had just touched the two doors of the hall, and at this moment, Xiang Zhuang's roar sounded in the courtyard outside the door: "Dog, you dare to enter this backyard, grandpa is going to take your dog's life today." ”
Xiang Yu was startled, and hurriedly pushed open the two gates, only to see Xiang Zhuang in the courtyard brandishing a long-handled broadsword to force back Zhong Liwu and other senior brothers who were about to stop him, and rushed towards Tang Dou, who was walking into the courtyard with his hands behind his back.
Xiang Yu hurriedly shouted, 'Stop', and the person had already rushed out of the hall with the Heavenly Dragon Breaking City Halberd, and shouted in his mouth: "Stop him, Master wants to see this Tang brother." ”
Xiang Zhuang suddenly went into a frenzy, and there was a fierce long-handled broadsword in his hand, Zhong Liwu and the others did not dare to come close to stop him, and at this time, hearing Xiang Yu's order, Zhong Liwu and the others hurriedly turned around and grabbed various weapons from the blade rack and outflanked Xiang Zhuang.
Seeing that the courtyard was in a mess, Tang Feng actually sat on the steps in front of the door with a smile, crossed his legs and picked his feet and smoked, watching Xiang Zhuang swing his knife and pounce on Tang Dou, who had been in a good time, and shouted at the back of Xiang Yu who was rushing forward and preparing to intercept Xiang Zhuang: "What are you stopping him, let me see how powerful this kid who destroyed my meat grinder is, you are all on it, forget it if you kill him, and then bring him over for questioning if you can't die." ”
I'll go, Xiang Yu has a black line, any of the six of their brothers and sisters are invincible brave generals, Rao is brave, but he can deal with the three of them at the same time, the six brothers are together, how can this Tang brother still have a life?
Zhong Liwu and the others, who originally rushed to Xiang Zhuang and prepared to intercept Xiang Zhuang, took a moment to digest Tang Feng's order.
The master's order could not be violated, Zhong Liwu and the others rushed towards Tang Dou with a turn of the blade, Xiang Zhuang was even more stimulated by Tang Feng's order and screamed, and slashed at Tang Dou head-on with a knife from the pig's head that was swollen by Tang Dou.
Xiang Yu was stunned on the spot with the Heavenly Dragon Breaking City Halberd, the master has always done things upside down, just now he also asked himself to invite this Tang brother to meet, but now it has become an immortal and brought it over to ask, which sentence should he listen to the master?