Seeing the smashed vase, Lin Zhen let out a cold sweat, and then he remembered that Liu Chan was a martial arts master.

"Do you want to regret it, say, if so, you don't have to wait for a heart attack, I can send you back to the West with one slap now, and free you from this world, with those waste wood police in Hong Kong, they will definitely not catch me, kill you, and I will run back to the mainland at most." Liang Jinling slowly walked up to him and threatened him.

"No, no, Master, I." Lin Zhenfa fell to the ground in fright, looking at his ugly face with trembling all over his body.

"Since it's not, go undress."

"I, Woo woo, Master, can I change it to something else." Lin Zhenfa looked back at the big cow, crying and pleading.

"No, if you practice my sect Huan and Xi Shengong, you must engage with Niu Huanxi, otherwise it will be a betrayal of the master, and I will clean up the portal." Liang Jinling said with a stern face.

"Master, do it with the cow, I'd rather die, woo woo." Lin Zhenfa was paralyzed on the ground, unable to survive.

"Lin Zhenfa, don't cry, your mood can be understood by the teacher, alas, in fact, at the beginning, when the teacher worshiped the Huanxi Sect, he was also forced by your ancestor to be happy with the cow, and I was like you, I was in pain, but I didn't survive it for the teacher."

"Ah, Master, it turns out that you have also had a warm relationship with a cow." Lin Zhenfa looked at Liang Jinling incredulously.

"Woo, the hero doesn't mention the courage of the year, the ugly thing of the master, is not much better than you, my master told me at the beginning, what is joy, joy in the Zen language of the Buddha's family, it refers to the cow's thing. If you don't have a hair with the cow, you can't learn the magic of joy, and when I was greedy as a teacher, I automatically went to the cow to have a hair, and then I learned such an achievement. ”

Liang Jinling laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, but he still squeezed out a few tears on his face to act, pretending to be sad. Seduced Lin Zhenfa into "Confusion".

"Zhenfa, you see, what you can do as a teacher, you can definitely do it, don't worry, today's matter, I Liu Chan will not tell others, only God knows, you know and I know. If a third party knows, I will be thundered and struck in the sky, and I will not die well. Liang Jinling raised his index and middle fingers to swear. Secretly thought: Anyway, I'm not called Liu Chan.

"Master, I, I can't, I can't get up." Lin Zhenfa made an excuse and was unwilling to get up from the ground.

"This is easy, let the teacher help you, you see this is the one I sent, the shock sect magic medicine, the invincible strong pill, eat it, I guarantee that you can hold on for two hours without falling." Liang Jinling took out the pill that had been prepared a long time ago from his arms and handed it to Lin Zhenfa.

"Ahh Lin Zhenfa was dumbfounded.

"Don't continue, do you want me to pour it into your mouth?" Liang Jinling shouted and threatened.

"No, no, no need Master, I don't need this pill." Lin Zhenfa was so frightened that he hurriedly shook his palm and refused.

"No, if you want to practice divine skills, you must be good with Niu Huan for at least two hours, this is my master, your master taught me." Liang Jinling's face was serious.

Now, when he dies and gets on the thief ship, what should he do, Lin Zhenfa thought about it, he was killed by this madman if he didn't eat, and he could endure the humiliation and steal his life after eating.

If you think you're dead, you can't cure your heart disease anyway, you're also dead, you haven't tasted any woman, even Teresa Teng has tasted it, try the taste of buffalo, what will happen, just try it.

Lin Zhenfa took it with a sad face, and the invincible strong pill handed over by Liang Jinling in his hand. Lin Zhenfa would have been very happy to have this kind of thing before, but now if he wants to eat this kind of thing, he wants to die.

"Eat quickly, if you don't eat it again, I will pour you a bottle of Invincible Strength Pill, so that you can have a good day and a night with Niu Huan."

"Don't, I'll eat, I'll eat." Lin Zhenfa hurriedly swallowed the invincible pill into his mouth.

"The children can be taught." Liang Jinling couldn't help but want to laugh, only to see him pull out a very long hemp rope from the cabinet on the side, walk up to the buffalo that was tied, and tie the four legs of the buffalo, why do you want to tie your feet, mainly Liang Jinling was afraid of this cow and kicked Lin Zhenfa to injury.

Soon, the effect of the medicine came, Lin Zhenfa felt that his whole body was hot, the heat was terrible, and his body was full of strength, he looked at the cow next to him, closed his eyes in pain, and walked over.

Liang Jinling sat back on the swinging chair, looked back at the screen behind him, where is there one, Liang Jinling borrowed a camera from TVB to shoot the MV, and Liang Jinling turned on the power and started shooting, poor Lin Zhenfa was in a state of excitement and didn't find out.

Why did you want to shoot it, of course, it was for Teresa Teng to see, otherwise how to make Lin Zhenfa stink and make Teresa Teng die for the man she loves most in her life.

Two hours later, Lin Zhenfa lay on the ground weakly and rested. He had never found himself so strong, he had not been able to do anything for ten minutes before, and this time he was tired.

Liang Jinling walked over, helped him up, threw him on a wicker chair, gave him a cup of tea, and said with a smile: "Good apprentice, congratulations on passing the test, how is it, this taste." ”

"I, this 、、。" Lin Zhenfa couldn't smile bitterly at Liang Jinling's question.

"Even if you don't say it, I know what it's like, after all, being a teacher is also a person from the past." Liang Jinling couldn't help it, laughed, laughed to death.

"Master, I'm 、、。"

"Okay, don't talk about it, you bring your wife over tomorrow, start as a teacher, and teach you the Joy Divine Skill, the first layer of exercises."

"Ah, wife, Master, why did you bring your wife here?" Lin Zhenfa looked suspicious, he was frightened, and Yan Zhan suspected Liang Jinling's motives.

Liang Jinling knocked Lin Zhenfa on the head. "You are stupid, the first level of Huanxi Divine Skill, you must cultivate both a man and a woman, and cultivate at the same time, if you don't bring your wife over, how can I teach you and help you practice your true qi."

"Ah, master, apprentice, I don't have a wife." Lin Zhenfa replied embarrassedly.

"Then do you have a beloved woman?"

"Beloved woman?" Lin Zhenfa looked vigilant, he had seen ghosts, he was afraid of the dark, and he didn't want to affect Deng Lijun.

"Hmm, have you forgotten that my Sect of Joy and Joy is not preached? Every disciple I send can only practice those auxiliary exercises with their own wives and concubines, and they can't cultivate such dual cultivation skills without their wives and concubines. ”

Lin Zhenfa hesitated.

"Hmph, you have to think clearly, once this exercise is cultivated, if you don't break through the second layer, you can't do without each other almost every night, it's not that you can replace it with a random woman, it must be your own wife, so you can double cultivate with you at any time, if you find a random woman, your wife knows, hum, I don't want your wife to be separated."

Lin Zhenfa heard Liang Jinling's bewitchment, gritted his teeth, and fought hard for his heart, "Good Master, tomorrow, I will bring my girlfriend over." ”

"Okay, that's it for today, you go back first, and before you go, lead me to the yard with this cow." After speaking, Liang Jinling turned around and went back to the back hall, he couldn't wait to watch those videos of Lin Zhenfa.

Lin Zhenfa looked at the tied cow, his face was very complicated.

After Lin Zhenfa left, Leung Kam Ling also left the courtyard, and after he went down the mountain, he took a bus to Kwun Tong District, not far from the foot of Tiu Keng Ling Mountain, and finally ran to a clothing store in Kwun Tong to remove his disguise technique and restore his appearance.

According to the next plan, Liang Jinling bought a lot of cigarettes and alcohol in the supermarket, as well as children's toys Barbie dolls and a plush teddy bear more than one meter high, and then Liang Jinling took these gifts and toys, non-stop, took a taxi, ran to Kwun Tong Tsui Ping Road, he got out of the taxi, ran to the house 80 to ring the doorbell.

Jingle bells, and the door is opened.

"Hey, it's Lingzai, come in, why are you so free to come to me today." The one who opened the door was Guan Xiaoshan.

"Haha, Brother Guan, I haven't seen you for a long time." Liang Jinling carried a large number of gifts and walked into Guan Xiaoshan's house.

Looking around at Guan Xiaoshan's narrow and simple living room, Liang Jinling couldn't help but sigh, Guan Xiaoshan was very beautiful in the past few years, he was a popular star for more than ten years, he made a fortune, lived in a villa, raised a dog, raised a few nannies, and married the popular beauty star Zhang Bingqian as his wife.

However, a few years ago, the husband and wife opened a Guan Film Company, and Guan Xiaoshan began to have bad luck. Strange to say, he and his wife made other people's movies, and they became very popular, and they opened a film company to make a lot of movies, none of which made money.

People are unlucky, and they stuff their teeth when they drink cold water. After losing money for several years in a row, Guan Xiaoshan went bankrupt, and Guan's Pictures Company also went bankrupt.

For the sake of money, Guan Xiaoshan and Zhang Bingqian were angry, quarreled, fell out, and then the two competitive people divorced, the daughter followed the father, and the son followed the mother to the United States. The strangest thing is that the husband and wife did not quarrel for the sake of affection, and as a result, for decades later, the man no longer married his wife, and the woman no longer married.

"Brother Guan, these gifts are for you and your daughter." Liang Jinling handed the gift to Guan Xiaoshan.

"Why are you so polite?" Guan Xiaoshan took the gift and put it on the tea table.

"Brother Guan, that's your daughter." Liang Jinling sat on the sofa, took the tea handed over by Guan Xiaoshan, and pointed to the photo on the counter to ask.

"Oh, yes, it's my daughter Jiahui, how about it, beautiful, this child looks like her mother, just as beautiful." Guan Xiaoshan took down the photo frame from the counter and handed it to Liang Jinling to watch, but when it came to Guan Zhilin's mother Zhang Bingqian, she was a little disappointed.

"Yes, yes, she looks very beautiful, this beauty embryo looks like an enamel doll." Liang Jinling touched the photo on the photo frame and praised.

"Really? Many people say that Jiahui is the beautiful little princess in the class. Hearing Liang Jinling's praise, Guan Xiaoshan was very happy, he was proud of his daughter, if he knew that Liang Jinling was thinking about beating his daughter's idea, he would definitely jump up and hack him to death with a knife.

"Brother Guan, I came here this time to invite you to join me, the newly opened film company." Liang Jinling put down the photo frame and sent an invitation to Guan Xiaoshan.

"This." Guan Xiaoshan was a little hesitant, although he is a little outdated now, but as a free man, he is still quite popular, those directors are welcome, many directors are inviting him to film, if he joins Liang Jinling's newly opened film company, Guan Xiaoshan is afraid that he will be tied up and will no longer be able to take over filming.

"Dad, I'm back." After the door was opened, a crisp sound rang out.

Liang Jinling turned his head to look at the door, and saw a little girl in her 13s, wearing a blue short-sleeved sailor school skirt, carrying a schoolbag, walking on her snow-white calves, and stepping on high-heeled leather shoes, walking in from the door.

Liang Jinling's eyes were staring at the beautiful girl, the little girl had a pair of big black and clear eyes, soft and full red lips, and a delicate little Yao nose, and she was born delicately on her beautiful, pure, quiet and elegant beauty.

"Oh, Jiahui, you're back, come, come here, I'll introduce you to an uncle and get to know you." Guan Xiaoshan raised his arms and swayed them, calling his daughter to come over to meet the guests.

(Thank you for the 588-point tip of "Xiao Li Flying Knife No. 1000".) Thank you for the tip of "I want to see your sister". ）