Chapter 316: A Fart Crashes You!

it! Your son is gone with peace of mind, can my son live with peace of mind!

If Xiao Prosperity takes this trip today, he will indirectly admit that the death of more than a dozen people is related to him, not to mention how the world will look at him in the future, the little older child will have to leave a psychological shadow. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Besides, Xiao Prosperity didn't do anything wrong, Du Xiaoxi said that he wouldn't let his son go on this trip!

Du Xiaoxi looked straight at Princess Huimin and said coldly: "Your Royal Highness Princess, please go back!" As a mother, I also understand the heartache of your loss of a child. But I don't think my child has done anything wrong and won't agree to your request! Your Highness, please come back! ”

Du Xiaoxi, a literati with a clear brain circuit, doesn't plan to say much.

When Princess Huimin heard this, she glanced at Du Xiaoxi at this time, and asked quite unacceptably: "My Wen'er died because of you, I don't pursue it, can't you just apologize to my child?" ”

Liu Yao took a deep breath and said sharply: "Please be cautious, Princess Huimin, your child was killed by bandits, whether you want to find someone to apologize, or send your son a ride, you should go to the forbidden army prison, instead of coming to my house to say something unreasonable!" Her Royal Highness Princess, please go back, we won't send it! ”

After speaking, Liu Yao directly pulled Du Xiaoxi home, leaving Princess Huimin, who was pale, to slam the door shut.

encountered this kind of thing early in the morning, Du Xiaoxi and Liu Yao's mood was really not good.

The two went to the small prosperous house first, and saw that he was still sleeping on the bed, Liu Yao packed up and went to Hanlin Courtyard, and Du Xiaoxi planned to go to the kitchen to make some soup for the children.

Princess Huimin didn't take the matter of the two of them to heart, Princess Huimin is a princess, but she is not as keen on the communication of noble ladies as other princesses, and since the death of her husband, she has not been able to avoid suspicion. The two of them are not afraid of such a princess, after all, she will not really do anything.

Of course, it turned out later that the two of them were really too sweet.

Fanxing has been studying hard at home recently, waiting for the test Xiucai, and the blisters on Xiao Prosperity's feet are not healed and he doesn't need to go to the academy, so he learned that after Xiao Prosperity returned home, his close people came to visit.

greeted his brother and the sisters-in-law who married him for a few days, and it was a few days later for Du Xiaoxi and Liu Yao to find out that the matter was bigger.

The tall and chubby people who also didn't return to the academy that day came to see Xiao Prosperous.

Xiao Prosperity is because of a layer of blisters on his feet, and he is an absolute uncle at home these days, and he has to be hugged by people when he comes and goes. When the two came, Xiao Fanfang was lying on the bed, dangling his legs and peeking at the villain book.

Chubby climbed into bed and saw that it was "The Legend of Jigong", which he had already read and was lazy and lost interest.

Chubby glanced at Xiao Prosperity's feet wrapped in meat dumplings and asked with a smile, "Why did your feet hurt?" Did you fall?"

When Xiao Prosperity heard this, he glanced at the feet of the two of them, and his face was full of surprise: "Ran so far, your feet have not been worn out?" ”

Chubby and Da Gao looked embarrassed, Chubby picked up the peach crisp placed at the head of Xiao Prosperity's bed and stuffed it into his mouth, and praised again and again with an exaggerated expression: "Hehe, this peach crisp is so delicious!" It's so delicious! Prosperity you are so blessed, where to buy I will buy more! ”

The tall man looked at the fat man with a strange face, pinched a piece of peach cake and ate it.

The sweet chirp is also embarrassed to say that it is delicious!

Seeing the appearance of the two of them, Xiao Prosperity knew that they must have encountered something when they went down the mountain, and immediately threw the villain book in his hand and looked at the two cross-legged, "Hey! What did you come across? We are all good brothers, what can't we say? Did you run too slow and get caught by the bandits? No, it's a shame! ”

Both of them are masters who can't be excited, and when they hear Xiao Prosperity say this, they will blow up their hair directly.

"I have such long legs, how can I not outrun the bandits! Liu Prosperity, I warn you again not to compare me to those short-legged short people, you are insulting my height! My beauty! The capital of my world! ”

"We haven't been caught, we also had a fight with bandits, how can you two cowards only run, and your running feet are rotten, so I'm embarrassed to say!"

Xiao Prosperity, who felt that he had heard some big news, grabbed his chubby arm and asked again and again, "Really?" Nabs! You're fighting the bandits! Let's talk about it! It feels like you're too strong! ”

Can't say it!

It's all tears!

Chubby wants to slap himself at the moment, so that you can't control that mouth!

Xiao Fanfang saw the chubby embarrassment, and knew that he must have done something stupid, and immediately looked at the tall man next to him who was grinning at the joke, "Senior brother, let's talk about it!" You're so tall and you can't get caught with your legs, can you kick them away with a scud? ”

The tall man loves others to praise him for his height, and he talks about the events of the day with a big mouth. And in order to prevent Chubby from covering his mouth, this guy deliberately stood high, so that Chubby hit and kicked him, but it didn't work.

"Oops! Boom, you don't know how unlucky we were that day, but halfway through the run, we heard those bandits chasing after us, and the fat man and I climbed up the tree, and it turned out that the fat man was ruined! Chubby, who was annoyed and angry, gave a fist, and the tall man deliberately retaliated in more detail.

"Let's go up the tree! The fat man was too fat to climb up at all, and it was still up to me to lift him to the fork of the tree! Seeing that Xiao Prosperity beat the bed with laughter, Da Gao continued: "Forget it, anyway, if we go up the tree, as long as we hide higher, those bandits will definitely not find out, but this fat man is bad again!" One of the bandits happened to walk under the tree as he passed by, and the fat man couldn't hold back his hungry grunt, and then the bandit spotted us! The tall man shrugged bitterly.

"Hahaha! It's so funny! It's so funny! As soon as I heard it, I couldn't hold it back, and I thought Chubby was farting again! Anyway, fatty, do you want to fart and crash the bandits to death! Hahaha! ”

Speaking of farting, the tall man couldn't help but hold on to the bed and laughed.

Last year, when I was in the living house, the four of us had a night talk again, and then I didn't know what to say, and I was angry with Xiao Prosperity to death. At that time, he said that Xiao Prosperity was chubby, but he put a big and loud fart directly in the direction of Xiao Prosperity's bed, and threatened viciously, "I'll kill you with a fart!" ”

As a result, he ran out of the house with himself smoked.

In short, since that time, the other three have loved to joke about this from time to time.

After laughing, Xiao Prosperity hugged his stomach and asked for follow-up directly at the tall man who was still laughing, "You have been discovered!" And then that? Chubby jumped straight down from a tree and sat someone to death? Oops! Hahaha! It makes my stomach hurt just thinking about it! ”

The tall man looked at Xiao Prosperity with a regretful expression, and his expression was quite annoyed, "It's a pity that Prosperity is really a pity, if you were fat at that time, you would definitely do it." You don't know that those people are carrying knives, and we can't get down, and as soon as they come up, I will stab them with knives, and they can't come up. Thankfully, thankfully, those men only had knives in their hands, not arrows. Or you won't see us! ”

Da Gao used all the mighty and domineering words he knew, and described a picture of himself holding a knife and fighting wits and courage with those bandits who tried to climb the tree, and then said quite depressedly: "You don't know that those bandits are bad, they can't go up the tree, and finally they sit on the ground and cut down the tree, if it weren't for the people of the forbidden army rushing to say, maybe we would have been thrown to death!" ”

Hahaha! Thinking of the bandits cutting down trees below, and the appearance of the tall and chubby ones shaking on top of the tree trunks, Xiao Prosperity couldn't help but hold his stomach and laugh again.

(To be continued.) )