"Hello, we are looking for a classmate named Li Jing."

I dressed up as a woman, tried to change my voice, and tried to be more feminine, I had done disguise before, and now I am also very handy in interpretation, of course, I still have makeup, I went to the store and bought a wig, I wore a lady's padded jacket, I wore a hood, I wore snow boots with high heels, I put on bright lipstick, I put on a heavy foundation, whether I looked at it from a distance or up close, I looked like a beautiful woman.

In order to meet Yu Xue, who has been hiding in the dormitory, I have also worked hard, and completely endured the limits of psychology and physiology, and Ou Kuangda, who is wearing a curly wig next to me, is also almost the same as me, which proves that he has the talent to be a woman, and also confirms his determination to see Yu Xue, but he is still a little sluggish and has no talent as an actor.

"May I ask who you are from Li Jing? I'll give her a call. ”

The aunt who had just scolded me and left looked at me suspiciously, looking at me with a strange look in her eyes, as if she was looking at a nervous disorder, but the only thing that was certain was that she didn't recognize me.

"Let's just say I'm her distant relative, you call her, and we'll go up to her."

I carried dozens of women's red handbags, pretending to be very 'coquettish' and said, slightly opening my red lips and teasing eyes, which made the aunt of the dormitory who was so coaxing that I felt a chill, and I couldn't help but take a few steps back, and my voice was simply like the voice of a eunuch, and now it's no problem to sing a concubine drunk.

"Okay, I'll call Li Jing now and ask Li Jing to come downstairs, and she will take you up when the time comes."

The dormitory aunt hurriedly returned to her small room made of four transparent glasses while talking, and called Li Jing, but her eyes were always staring at me and Ou Kuangda, who was silent like a wooden man, and I naturally felt his egg pain and collapse standing closely beside him, coupled with the discussion of the college girls who went back to the dormitory, it aggravated his collapse, I was worried that he would not be able to persevere, otherwise all his efforts would be in vain, and it would be more and more embarrassing, Maybe tomorrow's headlines will be the news of two gentlemen pretending to be women trying to enter the college women's dormitory building to molest 'trivial' girls.

"Look at those two women, how do I feel that something is wrong? There is also the coquettish 'coquettishness' of the red-haired woman, like a 'woman' standing on the street. ”

At this time, the other girl of the two girls walking together said mockingly to the other girl.

The other girl didn't speak, but covered her mouth and laughed, and the ridicule and ridicule of the second girl made the curly hair Ou Kuangda next to me collapse more and more, and her body trembled.

"Don't worry, my dear, when it quiets down, we'll go upstairs, and it won't be cold."

I suddenly hugged Ou Kuangda, who was trembling and couldn't pretend anymore, and said very affectionately, as if he was really my dear, maybe the two of us who were a little perverted in the eyes of outsiders were the so-called 'lily'.

As soon as I spoke, made intimate movements, and looked ambiguously, the two girls left in disgust, leaving a few words with perverted words.

And Ou Kuangda was hugged tightly by me, and immediately struggled, and at the same time said to me angrily in a low voice: "Liang Jiafeng, what are you talking nonsense? Shame or not? I'm not going to do it, a big man pretending to be a woman might as well come to my life. ”

"Okay, if you don't want to see Yu Xue, you can leave and take off this embarrassing armor, but you gave up the person you like for the sake of face, is this a man?"

I also leaned into his ear and said word by word.

At this time, the aunt in charge of the dormitory also finished calling, and this girl with a popular name should be looking for our two so-called distant relatives immediately.

My words made Ou Kuangda couldn't help but be sluggish, he may have understood and understood, for the person he loves can not die to save face, and his heart will suffer again, he calmed down his feelings, did not continue to struggle, but seized the time to be a short-lived woman, and I imagined what the scene would be like if we entered the women's dormitory building that we had never entered, the picture was too beautiful to think.

"Hello, Li Jing will come downstairs in a while, you just wait at the door of this corridor, after all, this is the school rule, only if I am willing to bring someone up, can, and it must not be the opposite sex, how can I look at you more and more familiar? Have we seen it anywhere? ”

The almost fifty-year-old dormitory manager looked at me and asked me questions, my heart was broken, if I was really recognized, it would be a situation where I would be arrested at the police station, after all, we are men, and the girls' dormitory is not easy to enter.

"Me"

I was speechless for a while, I don't know if this aunt recognized me, whether she deliberately delayed the time and waited for the police to come, the phone just now was also a police call, I was a little flustered for a while.

"This sister, how is it possible? This is the first time we've met, and let's be honest, we've had plastic surgery, so it's normal to see it, after all, it's the same. ”

Just when the dormitory manager looked me up and down, Ou Kuangda on the side suddenly spoke, I was a little shocked to hear his words, if I didn't know that he was by my side, I really thought it was a woman's voice, it was too fucking similar, there was a touch of sexiness between the words, and the dormitory aunt was a chill, and the speechless ones closed their eyes.

"Is plastic surgery like this? Which doctor is so unskilled? ”

The dormitory aunt began to look at Ou Kuangda carefully again, and said sarcastically and speechlessly.

"What do you mean? Call us ugly? ”

Ou Kuangda's face suddenly changed, and he yelled at his aunt excitedly, his voice was still so harsh, I was stunned when I heard it, and I was stunned when I saw it, Ou Kuangda is really a good actor, I am willing to bow down.

"No, it's not, it's to praise you for being beautiful, okay, that Li Jing is down, you can talk, I have something."

The aunt was at fault first, so she was not ready to confront Ou Kuangda, but chose to escape, and when Ou Kuangda was still chattering, a girl in thick pajamas walked towards the door of the building, and my eyes were straight, how could the girl named Jing also be a gentle and elegant, very slender and beautiful girl, but this Li Jing in front of her was not common.

The heavy figure is wearing heavy pajamas, the face is indescribably fat, but the mouth is a cherry mouth, and there is a wisp of lipstick, the red one is called a bright one, and the so-called 'fierce' device is simply a scary store, so I can't help but look away and want to turn away.

"Li Jing, these two people are your distant relatives, let's talk."

It just so happened that at this time, my aunt reminded the burly Li Jing that I had no chance to escape.

"You guys?"

The moment I turned around, Li Jing said with a puzzled face.

"Yes, it's us, we're the sons of your second grandmother's son's sister-in-law, don't you know each other? I'm freezing to death outside, take us to your dorm. ”

I was very painful, seeing that Li Jing, who was like a fat pig, was about to see through us, Ou Kuangda, this guy was still weakly retreating, I could only step forward hard, grab some heavy palms with my hands, and said with a smile and gentleness, and desperately leaned towards her burly body, pretending to be a long time gone, very nostalgic, so that the aunt who was still puzzled dispelled her worries.

At this time, Ou Kuangda, who was hiding on the side and was about to escape, looked at us who were close to him, the corners of his mouth were twitching, his face was no longer writhing like a worm, and my face, even the blood was writhing.

This student is fat, why does he still have a smell on his body? Why the did I just talk about Li Jing casually? Wouldn't it be nice to talk about Zhang Jing? Oh Nima's, the heart of death is gone.