Chapter 22: The Toad Called the Prince
When I woke up again, I found that it was already daytime. He shook his head in the direction of sitting up and smiled helplessly. He suddenly found that since he came to this plane, he had often been "asleep", and he felt that if he continued like this, he would probably be disgusted with sleep.
The mission failed, and the direction did not know when the punishment would appear. At this time, the direction understands a sentence: waiting is always more painful than coming.
Just when the direction was thinking like a philosopher thinking about useless thoughts, a creature with a toad's head, perhaps a human and more likely a monster, suddenly appeared. The toad's eyes lit up when he saw the direction in which he was sitting on the ground, and he twisted his body and walked to the direction of the direction.
"Great Sage, why are you here? Or do you become human? Wail! ”
There was a slight dense phobia in the direction, and the dense pimples on the toad's head made him feel like he wanted to vomit...... Well, this has nothing to do with phobias, it's a personal feeling of wanting to vomit when you see this dignity. The direction felt that he didn't really spit it out, which was already very face-saving for this toad.
"I'll just walk around...... Dare to ask your surname? What is this place? Xiang tried his best to suppress his vomit, and said with a reluctant smile on his face.
"Oh! Don't dare, don't dare The small Pingtian Great Sage Bull Demon Throne under the pioneer prince you are really a noble person and forget things, a few days ago you came to propose to the king of my family or a small reception. As for here, this is Niujiabao! I don't know if the Great Sage has already caught Tang Sanzang this time? Wail! ”
I really want to complain about the name of this girl, and I don't want Bilian to call it a prince! The mother's prince ** is to become a frog, not a toad. Look at it, if the prince turns into a toad, the princess dares to kiss him, and she is not afraid of contagion!
Xiang wanted to spit out this groove very much, but unfortunately in order to avoid his annoyance, Xiang still pretended not to hear it and said with a serious face: "No, I didn't catch Tang Sanzang, then I still have something to do, so I'll leave first!" Always keep in touch! ”
After that, the direction stood up and prepared to leave, he was afraid that he would stay too long and find a flaw, and he would be seen that he was not Sun Wukong. But who knows, before the direction can turn around, the toad grabbed his arm. The direction of the face changed drastically, not because he was afraid of being seen as flawed, but because the person who captured him was too ugly. That's right, wake up, it's a world of faces.
"Don't worry, Great Sage! My king picked up a fairy on the road to marry him, and this fairy also led a girl with high skin, white eyes, big hair and short hair, that girl looks like a white swan, don't you want to take a look? My lord will be very happy to know that you are coming. ”
Xiang sighed, listening to the words of this toad, it seems that he will definitely not be able to go. No need to ask, that fairy must be Zixia, the one who is described as a white swan is estimated to be Luo Xi, no matter which one it is, the direction can't just go away.
Don't get me wrong, for Zixia, the direction is to worry about guilt, which belongs to the psychology of men. And for Luo Xi, the direction is fear. Why? Because the toad just said, it's like a white swan! What do toads like to eat the most? Swan meat! You said in case Luo Xi was eaten by a toad...... Therefore, there was no way to go in the direction, so I could only follow the toad spirit to Niujiabao half-pushing.
The direction has seen "Journey to the West" but I don't know much about the final battle of Niujiabao, although it is a castle, but the impression of it has always been a big courtyard. It was not until this moment that I walked into this Niujiabao in person, and I had an intuitive understanding of the direction.
It is said to be Niujiabao, but it is more like a small town, the huge wall will enclose a radius of more than ten kilometers, walk in from the gate of the wall, there are all kinds of hawker stalls selling, but they are all goblins with various animal heads. The streets are crowded with people who are either in a hurry or leisurely, but they are still hanging with goblins of various animals.
Follow the toad spirit all the way, and the direction roughly understands why this town-like place is called Niujiabao, because most of the goblins here are all hung with cow heads, and it can be clearly seen that their identity is higher than the goblins with the heads of other animals, no need to ask, these should be the clansmen of the old Niu Niu Demon King (demon?). )
Just when the direction was thinking about whether these were born to a mother (cow) or a different mother (cow), a burst of hearty laughter suddenly came. When the man arrived, the rough voice came first: "Haha! Virtuous brother! I heard that you are here, you really want to be a brother! ”
As soon as he finished speaking, a minotaur wearing black armor with a ring on his nose appeared. With a smile on his face, he walked up to the minotaur and said, "Yes! Eldest brother! The younger brother also wants to mess with the eldest brother. ”
"Haha! Since the virtuous brother is here, don't worry! Some time ago, you proposed to me to marry Xiangxiang, and I agreed to let the two of you hurry up to do a happy event, but you said that you wanted to arrest Tang Seng as a dowry. I promised you last time, but this time it won't work, it just so happens that the eldest brother is also going to marry you another sister-in-law, this time we will have a wedding dress together! ”
Xiang Xiang showed a surprised expression on his face, looked at the Bull Demon King with admiration and said, "Big brother is really a hero!" I actually want to marry another sister-in-law, but ...... Sister-in-law, can she agree? ”
The corners of the Bull Demon King's mouth twitched, and he said stiffly: "I marry the second room, what does it matter to that yellow-faced woman!" Okay, let's not talk about these disturbing moods, let's go drink, and let's go into the cave together in the evening! After speaking, the Bull Demon King also felt that something was wrong with the last sentence, and coughed and said again: "Marry a wife together!" After saying that, he hugged the direction and walked towards the house laughing.
When he entered the house, he pretended to be curious and said to the Bull Demon King sitting in the main seat: "That's right, big brother! I don't know where this new sister-in-law is from? How to match the heroic character of the big brother who looks like him! No, I have to see, if she is not worthy of your eldest brother, even if you don't recognize me as a younger brother, I won't let you marry her! ”
I have to say that the lie of the direction is getting smoother and smoother, and the sycophant skills have reached the level of a master without a teacher. Sure enough, when he heard this, the smile on the face of the Bull Demon King became even bigger, and he patted his chest and said in the direction: "Of course, if Brother Xian feels bad, Brother Fool will definitely not want her!" But your new sister-in-law will definitely be able to satisfy the virtuous brother! Come on! ”
As he spoke, the Bull Demon King summoned a servant and said, "Go and call the new lady and the young lady to say that my sworn brother Monkey King is here." Then gather all the people of Niujiabao to come to the house, I have something to announce. After saying that, the Bull Demon King waved his hand, and the servant retreated respectfully.
When the servants completely retreated, the Bull Demon King smiled and said in the direction: "Brother Xian, follow Brother Yu to the door, I have something to announce." ”
Xiang looked at the Bull Demon King with a look of embarrassment and said, "But...... Don't we need to wait for the new sister-in-law to come first? ”
The Bull Demon King stood up and grabbed the wrist of the direction and said: "They will naturally join us, let's go to the gate of the mansion first and wait for everyone to come, I estimate that there are people with the yellow face who will make trouble, and then I will rely on you to help." ”
Xiang nodded with a smirk on his face and said, "Good to say!" Say! ”
followed the Bull Demon King to the door, only to see that there were already all kinds of monsters standing in front of the door, and the direction looked at the Bull Demon King who was reprimanding a little demon, and secretly made up his mind in his heart
"Damn! If Lao Tzu is not yellow, you still let me be my benefactor, and I will not be surnamed Sun! ”
"Huh! I don't seem to have the surname Sun! Ma De is too deep into the play! ”
PS: When you read this chapter, I was already on the train, and I was really hesitant in my heart, and I didn't know what I would encounter and who I would meet when I went to work this time. Hopefully, no matter what, it's okay!