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A little ghost in the secular world actually wants to use the inner disciples to help the inner disciples, doesn't this kill chickens with a knife? And is this Mai Xiaolong a head piercing? I've been shaking my head all day by myself, and I've been emphasizing how superior my IQ is, I've been emphasizing my money-making philosophy and contribution to the gang, and I've been encouraging us to help him pretend to be forced, isn't this sick?

Mai Xiaolong was afraid that these two people would not know what he meant, so he further expressed: "It's useless to just beat them, if we kill them, we have no money to make, and we have a grudge." It's not okay to fight lightly, people are not afraid of us, more than a billion deals, if you can carry it with a beating, anyone can bear it. We're going to hit them mentally! ”

Mai Xiaolong said: "So, you have to cooperate with me, you know!" Cooperate with me completely! Alas, you just think, how can you cooperate so perfectly, how can you cooperate so well, let me compare this to pretending, the more similar the better, the more awesome the better! We've made it! ”

Xiaowen Xiaowu felt that this guy was obviously a Tang monk, and they couldn't wait to slap this guy to death immediately, but if they were ordered to help and let them listen to this person, they could only obey orders.

"Boss, here!" McBrulong's driver.

"Don't stop them." Mai Xiaolong put on sunglasses and took out a baseball bat from under the car: "I'm going to pretend to be the most handsome guy today!" ”

Li Huaifeng appeared in a silver-gray Land Rover, and several of Mai Xiaolong's cars hurriedly drove over and directly pinned Li Huaifeng's car.

Du Shishi and Luo Meiwei were studying which zodiac sign Chen Xinxin was (they thought that a normal zodiac sign would not have such abnormal people), and they felt that the car had stopped.

"Huh? Brother bodyguard, why did you park the car? ”

Li Huaifeng also wondered: "There are a few cars lined up in a row, and they can't get by." ”

"It's the robber's car." Hamasaki said calmly.

"How do you know?" Li Huaifeng turned around and asked.

When Du Shishi and Luo Meiwei heard Hamasaki Jing say about robbers, they immediately became nervous, looked at Hamasaki Jing with a flat face, and said in their hearts that your constellation should also be studied carefully.

"The guy who was dressed like a flower cake was beaten by you last time." Hamasaki said quietly.

Li Huaifeng got out of the car, closed the car door, and looked at Mai Xiaolong who came over: "Why did you drive the car?" Doesn't this block the road? ”

McBruce smiled, two rows of teeth in a smile, and he carried a baseball bat, a white hat and red sunglasses, and he was as flamboyant as a foreigner.

Mai Xiaolong stopped when he walked more than ten steps away from Li Huaifeng, he looked at Li Huaifeng with a smile, and said in an exaggerated and playful voice: "Li Huaifeng, hero, oh, hero!" Oh, people are so scared. ”

Then he couldn't stop laughing: "Li Huaifeng, do you know, I lost to you last time, I was the enemy, I never thought that a poor boy who couldn't even afford a decent set of clothes would have such good skills." Since then I've been following you, and I've found that I'm getting to know you little by little, even better than you know yourself. ”

As soon as Li Huaifeng was about to speak, Mai Xiaolong interrupted: "You don't have to deny it, you don't need to admit it, I know that your skills are very good, I know that your martial arts are very high, and I also know that you are a super anti-beating guy." But! Mai Xiaolong sneered: "Today you are dead!" ”

Mai Xiaolong grabbed the baseball bat with both hands as he spoke, and jumped up with his buttocks twisting and twisting, like a very arrogant and lively social big brother in European and American movies, aiming at Li Huaifeng with his hips, shaking around to show his dancing posture.

Du Shishi and Luo Meiwei were a little nervous, because when Mai Xiaolong walked over by himself, the black-clothed men from several other cars had already gotten out of the car and came in a line.

Li Huaifeng didn't know what Mai Xiaolong was going to do at all, he just looked at him stunned: "What, are you okay?" ”

"I'm fine!" Mai Xiaolong immediately replied: "I'm very good! It's just that then you're going to be sad, you're going to be miserable, you're going to regret it, you're going to regret going against someone like me, you're going to face me when you didn't tremble and be full of awe! ”

Xiao Wen and Xiao Wu in the back are going crazy!

This Mai Xiaolong, if he wants to kidnap him, he will be stunned (Northeast dialect, meaning: fast, resolute), neat, he doesn't, he is in front of others with a face of unbeaten. Shouldn't kidnapping tickets be quick and unsightly?

Xiao Wen and Xiao Wu glanced at each other, and said in their hearts Leave this idiot alone, hurry up and abolish this stupid boy in two moves and arrest a few girls. In this way, even if your task is completed, you don't have to listen to this idiot talking here.

So Mai Xiaolong was performing his arrogance and arrogance, when he felt a gust of wind blowing in front of him, and Xiaowen went straight to Li Huaifeng at a speed like the wind.

Li Huaifeng suddenly realized that this young man who rushed over was an ancient martial artist, and he seemed to have good skills!

Quickly urged the internal force, a somersault, dodged the opponent's kick, and quickly a swallow turned over, changed the position, turned into a palm with one hand, and took the throat of the comer. The two of them had just made a few moves, and at this time, Li Huaifeng found that Mai Xiaolong had appeared.

Mai Xiaolong didn't know kung fu at all, but he knew that Xiaowen didn't dare to beat himself, so he stood among the two people, hugged Xiaowen's waist, and dragged him back.

Xiaowen said angrily: "What are you doing? ”

Mai Xiaolong said: "What are you doing?" ”

"Kidnapping! Didn't we tie up your ticket for you! Xiaowen said: "Why are you still stopping me?" ”

Mai Xiaolong dragged Xiaowen back several meters, nodded apologetically at Li Huaifeng, and then turned around and whispered: "Please! I know you're amazing, don't you say hello or fight, just rush out and fight with people like a gust of wind, okay? ”

"Don't fight? How to tie up the ticket without playing? ”

"Stop talking, okay? Who of you has ever seen the eldest brother rush out like a wild dog when he was negotiating and pretending to be coercive? ”

When Xiaowen heard this, he was angry and was stopped by Xiao Wu.

Mai Xiaolong reprimanded: "Why are you still not convinced? Seeing that the two of them were really angry, Mai Xiaolong was also a little weak-hearted, after all, the inner disciples of this giant crocodile gang were all big and rough people who practiced martial arts, if they really provoked themselves and beat themselves up regardless of it, would they be guilty of it?

So he softened his tone and said: "Think about it, your kung fu is so good, if you go up directly and fight it, it will be solved, why should I bring you here?" The helper is so powerful, why don't you come to the casino yourself, or arrange for his disciples to do it? It's clear that I have my strengths in this area! ”

Xiao Wu said embarrassedly: "Mr. Mai, we martial arts practitioners are relatively straightforward, and we don't like to drag mud and water, can you be happy?" ”

Mai Xiaolong said: "Slow work and careful work, didn't you say it, you have to let me pretend, you have to give me the space and time to pretend, and you have to let me have a stage to play myself." A soldier who surrenders without a fight is like me, so you have to cooperate with me! ”

Xiaowen was in a hurry: "Then when will we make a move?" ”

Mai Xiaolong said: "When I said, 'Xiaowen Xiaowu, give Mr. Li a set of high-end services', you will come out slowly, remember, it is slowly, it is very aura, very cool, especially deterrent, you have to give him time to be afraid, surprised, frightened and regretful, and then start fighting, you know?" ”

Xiaowen looked at Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu looked at Xiao Wen, the two people who were originally very strict, but now their eyebrows are twisted, and they are like two second goods.

Xiaowen said: "Is this really the case? ”

Xiao Wu said: "I don't know, since the gang leader has said that he will listen to him in everything, then listen to him." ”

Xiao Wu turned to Mai Xiaolong and said, "Mr. Mai, you go, let's ...... Cooperate with you just that. ”

"Good, good! Please! ”

Mai Xiaolong walked towards Li Huaifeng with a smile: "I'm sorry, my two brothers are short-tempered, didn't frighten you?" McElung's head stretched out very long, and he asked provocatively and sarcastically, and then retracted his head with a laugh:

"Li Huaifeng, I believe you can see from the situation just now that you are not well today."

Li Huaifeng touched his nose: "What are you going to do?" ”

"Me? Do? Ahahahaha...... Oh hahahaha...... Hehehehe....... Mai Xiaolong smiled and leaned back, threw away the baseball bat and lay on the front cover of Li Huaifeng's car, laughing non-stop, and slapped the lid of the carriage with his palm.

"Alas, you light, my car is expensive." Li Huaifeng hurried over to stop it.

Mai Xiaolong laughed enough, straightened up and came: "Li Huaifeng, you are really a stupid boy, I really feel that I have no sense of accomplishment in abusing you in terms of IQ." ”

Mai Xiaolong approached Li Huaifeng, pulled Li Huaifeng's shoulder, and said like two friends: "Huaifeng, in this way, I see that you are stupid, and it's not good, I'll give you a chance, as long as you kneel, kowtow, and admit your mistakes!" I'll let you go, of course, I won't let go of a few little beauties in your car, because you know, I'm a man, hehe, a real, powerful, full of yankuai and conquering powers! You get the idea, right? ”

Li Huaifeng looked at Mai Xiaolong in disbelief: "Do you still have the heart to study women?" Looking at your face, it is obvious that your kidney has lost to the verge of being scrapped, you, restrain yourself in the future, your body is not good, and you are still working so hard, I will give you a pulse. ”

Li Huaifeng grabbed Mai Xiaolong's arm: "Yo, I'm Ciao, you guy, take a strong pill all of a sudden, right?" The kidneys are already strictly overdrawn, what kind of medicine to take, beware of diligent people to die! ”

The surrounding little brothers covered their mouths and snickered, about Mai Xiaolong's private life and lack of sexual affairs, it was already a secret joke for everyone in private, at this time Li Huaifeng actually said it loudly. Mai Xiaolong looked back, and even the two masters, Xiaowen and Xiaowu, were laughing at themselves.

Mai Xiaolong was so depressed that he couldn't pretend to be forced, but instead exposed my true nature of kidney loss! Li Huaifeng, don't blame me for making a trick!