Chapter 229: Animals That Play Dead
Xia Wencai immediately responded to this as soon as he heard this, although these animals sometimes run back to the forest to play, but most of the time they will appear in the pasture, obviously they have regarded this place as a nest, safe, comfortable, and high-quality food and water, of course the animals like to stay here.
Zhang Yimou teased the animals for a while, and then left first, as for Fan Bing and Xu Weiwei, they stayed, anyway, there was no role for them today, so they stayed in the ranch to play. "Brother Wen Cai, animals will be asked to pretend to be dead at the end of the play, will they perform?" Xu asked Xia Wencai a little worriedly, because it is easy to kill a dragon, but it is too difficult to play an animal to die.
"Don't think animals are stupid, pretending to be dead is not something that only people can do, animals living in the wild, many will pretend to be dead in order to avoid attacks that can't escape." Xia Wencai sat on the ground and said lazily. "Xiong Da, Xiong Er, stupid, Xiao Hei, Big Cat, you come here." Xia Wencai saw their half-believing looks, so he called the animal over.
After hearing Xia Wencai's greeting, a group of animals ran over and stood in a row looking at him, not knowing what to call them for, and now they are having fun.
"Look!" Xia Wencai said to the curious second daughter.
"Smack!" Xia Wen made a gesture with his hand to shoot.
I saw that after the animals snapped, they all lay down, only the big lynx who had not played this game reacted slower, but when they saw other animals doing it, they immediately understood and lay down.
"Wow, Brother Wen Cai, they're so smart!" Xu Weiwei and Fan Bing ran over to check on their faces with stars on their faces.
I saw that Xiong Daxiong Er performed very well, his eyes were closed, and even his tongue was spit out, and when he saw that he was dumbfounded, Xia Wencai's whole person was not good, because there seemed to be a slight snoring sound coming out, it seemed that this thing fell asleep after a while, so that the three of them looked at each other, and then the two women laughed back and forth, and they couldn't be happy.
"Weiwei, look at this!" Fan Bing stabbed Xu Weiwei with his hand. Motioned for her to look at Blackie.
Xu Weiwei laughed when he saw it, and Xia Wencai was full of black lines, because Xiao Hei was now motionless and closed his eyes and pretended to be dead, but although the little bear didn't move all over his body. But the mouth didn't stop, and I saw that its swollen mouth kept chewing again and again—this guy didn't forget to eat even if he was dead.
When he walked in front of the big lynx that he was learning and using, Xia Wencai was also happy, and said directly: "I announce that today's Golden Horse actor winner is Comrade Big Bobcat, look at its posture." Look at its little eyes, it's so professional!"
The second girl couldn't laugh when she saw it, because she saw the lynx lying on the ground, motionless on all fours, and then rolled her eyes and pulled her tongue, which was indeed quite professional.
Seeing that Xia Wencai was about to call the animal up, Fan Bing stopped Xia Wencai, and then took out his camera to take pictures before he was done. She said that she had to take it back to the crew, and that the animal performances were more professional than them.
After Fan Bing finished Xia Wencai screamed, the animals all rolled over and got up, except for the dazed except, of course, this thing was sleeping soundly.
Seeing that Xu Weiwei was going to call her, Fan Bing said that she was coming, and then mysteriously went to get a fruit and hooked the bear over, standing behind him in a daze.
Xia Wencai and Xu Wei looked at each other with a wry smile, Fan Bing just didn't stop, and when he saw this posture bear, it seemed that he was going to be unlucky. Sure enough, after the bear stood up, Fan Bing fed it the fruit, and then slapped the blank ass under the bear's dumbfounded gaze. He laughed and ran away.
Dumb was so startled that he jumped up, and when he turned around, he saw the little bear standing behind him and looked at himself stupidly, and the little bear saw that the fire was about to burst out in his eyes, and he quickly turned around and wanted to leave, indicating that he was a passer-by, regardless of it. But Dumb is very angry now, and the majesty of the eldest sister's head must be maintained, where can the little bear escape, rush up to the little bear's buttocks, knock it to the ground, and kick it in the ass before leaving in a relieved mood.
"Sister Bingbing, you're so bad!" Xu glanced at Fan Bing slightly.
Fan Bing saw that Xiao Hei was now lying on the ground with tears in his eyes, and after sticking out his tongue, he hurriedly stepped forward to comfort him, but Xiao Hei was not really stupid, he saw with his own eyes that it was this bastard who framed it just now, and he had already made up his mind that he would never forgive her for being a bad woman.
Fan Bing walked over and saw Xiao Hei turn his head to the side without looking at her, and knew that this little guy was angry, so he took out a red apple from his body as if by magic: Xiao Hei, little girl, look what is so delicious! ”
After Xiao Hei glanced at and swallowed his saliva, he turned his head away from her with difficulty, indicating that he was angry and ignored her.
"Brother Wen Cai, is Xiao Hei angry? But it's so cute!" Xu Weiwei pulled Xia Wencai and said.
"It's angry, whoever calls Sister Fan bullies people in a day, animals are also dignified and temperamental"
Xia Wencai couldn't go on when he said this, because Xia Wencai was still trying to praise it for having backbone, but after Fan Bing took out a piece of candy and peeled it out and handed it to it, he was snatched by Xiao Hei with a mouthful.
"Huh! You see that it has a lot of backbone, even if you eat sugar, you don't look at her" Seeing Xu Weiwei looking at himself with a funny face, Xia Wencai said curtly.
Xu Weiwei: ""
Xia Wencai walked over and picked up the fat little black and secretly twisted it on its buttocks, leaning into its ear and scolding: "You glutton, a little backbone, you have become a ball and only know how to eat, you still help her count the money when she sells it!"
"Brother Wencai, it's not right to say bad things about people behind their backs, let alone say it to their faces!" After Fan Bing glanced at Xia Wencai, she snatched Xiao Hei from its arms and prepared to hug it, after all, she still blamed herself a little bit for being cheated on others.
But seeing Xia Wencai hugging easily, as soon as she took over, she stumbled, it wasn't Xia Wencai who pulled her quickly, and one person and one bear fell to the ground.
"Look at how thin you are, and you still hug people, don't look at its size, it's at least fifty pounds now!" Xia Wencai said funny after taking Xiao Hei from the new.
"How do I know it doesn't look big, how can it be so heavy!" Fan Bing was also very depressed.
At noon, the second daughter also stayed at the ranch for a meal, and Xia Wencai personally cooked, so that the second daughter and Wang Xuebin, who came to eat and drink, were all full of sycophants.
After serving people, Xia Wencai prepared a big meal for the animals, those who eat meat eat meat, and those who eat fruits are also vegetables and fruits with a large pot, all of which are very hilarious.
As soon as I finished feeding the animals, I came through the door with the horse's head poked into the horse's head.
Seeing this, Xia Wencai went to the kitchen to wash some carrots and gave it a few eggs, although he had eaten a lot of grass outside, but Xia Wencai would feed it carrots and eggs every day It had become a habit, so he came to the door at lunchtime.
After feeding, Xia Wencai and a few people sat under the bamboo forest basking in the sun, drinking tea and chatting.
"Brother Wen Cai, you are so good here, I want to find such a place to live in the future." Xu Weiwei was very envious of Xia Wencai's days.
"If you like it, you can live here, Brother Wencai's house is big!" As soon as Wang Xuebin finished speaking, there was silence around him, and then he realized that something seemed wrong.
"Well, I mean, there's still a room available, you can stay together!" Seeing Xu blushing slightly, and everyone looked at him with a strange expression, Wang Xuebin was anxious, but the more he talked, the more ambiguous he became, he also regretted it, if Lin Xiaowan knew that he was talking nonsense, he would definitely not be able to spare him!
After glaring at him, Xia Wencai hurriedly interrupted and asked everyone to drink tea, and secretly scolded Wang Xuebin in his heart, an idiot, did he ask the girl's family to live with a big man, or in the case of so many people! (To be continued.) )