Chapter 20: I Choose a Dog Leash
"I don't know why you are willing to be a dog, but it is unforgivable to be a dog in my name, I don't know how to be a dog, but I know how to make you the Monkey King who can't be a dog, that is- death!" As soon as the words fell, Sun Wukong lifted the golden hoop stick and waved it towards the heavenly spirit cover in the direction.
The direction was shocked, well, in fact, the direction was almost not scared, he really wanted to avoid the golden hoop stick that was getting closer and closer, but the coercion that came from all directions made it difficult to move in the direction, and at this time, there was a woman behind him, no need to explain much, the direction was a man.
Just as Xiang was trying to think about how to break the game, a bell suddenly rang, and then he saw the golden hoop stick that was getting closer and closer as if it was held by an invisible person, hanging in the air and unable to move a bit.
Turning his head, he saw Zixia shaking her hands with a pale face, and it could be seen that Zixia was very reluctant now.
"Go away! Still stunned for what to do. Zixia shook the bell in her hand and shouted in the direction. As for Sun Wukong, with a contemptuous sneer on his face, he shook his arm slightly, and then Zixia flew out as if he was being a big truck.
Xiang hurriedly ran to Zixia's side and held her in his arms, then looked at Sun Wukong, who was holding the golden hoop stick in one hand, and said: "You can't escape, Great Sage, you can't escape the struggle of fate!" Kill me, and they'll choose someone else to replace you! I can help you escape fate, trust me! ”
Sun Wukong was unmoved, still walking in the direction unhurriedly; The direction leaned in, took a deep breath, picked up the moonlight treasure box and threw it to Sun Wukong, and then shouted loudly: "If you come to the Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, the Jade Emperor helps!! ”
Sun Wukong shook his head amusedly, and said in a cold tone: "Don't bother, if you come to Lao'er in the Western Heaven Elysium, Guanyin was shaken to the extreme north by my fake body, as for the Jade Emperor Lao'er, hehe, he is dead when he comes!" ”
"To be honest, I don't want to kill innocents indiscriminately, but I can't help it, for the sake of the great cause of the demon clan, I can't have a problem yet, so, I'm sorry." As he spoke, Sun Wukong raised the golden hoop stick again. And the direction took Zixia into his arms, and then closed his eyes resignedly.
At this moment, a voice suddenly came: "Wukong~ Wait for the teacher!" Sister Guanyin has something to say to you. It's not good that you're in such a hurry, you know? This can cause ......"
Sun Wukong showed an impatient look, scolded secretly, and then glanced at the direction where Zixia was holding Zixia under him, and then looked at the moonlight treasure box in his hand, and invited an auspicious cloud to fly away.
The direction of the catastrophe raised his head, and then looked at Zixia who was holding back by himself in his arms and had rolled his eyes, and hurriedly pinched and rescued people without even wiping cold sweat.
Just when the direction was thinking about using artificial respiration and pressing on the chest, Zixia woke up. Zixia gasped, gently slapped her shoulder with her hand, and said, "You're going to suffocate me!" Xiang smiled, and did not answer this question, but looked at Zixia with a sincere face and said, "Just now, thank you." ”
Zixia's face immediately turned red, lowered her head and clenched the Ziqing sword and said, "Thank you, you are my wishful husband, I won't allow you to have an accident." ”
"Wukong! When did you get a girlfriend? How do you not know for the teacher. ”
The direction was still struggling how to answer Zixia's question, and a soft male voice suddenly sounded in the ears of the two.
Turning his head, he saw a bald donkey wearing a robe with small eyes and a big mouth, no! The monk looked at him in confusion.
Direction was startled by the sudden appearance of the guy, leaned back, and said in a skeptical tone: "Master Sanzang? ”
"Goku, what's wrong with you? Why don't you know the teacher? Or are you pretending? Why are you pretending to do it? Is it because of this fairy next to you? In fact, if you are really in love, you can tell me, I'm not an old feudal, maybe I'll agree. Although I have a partner who is a Buddha who is happy with the Buddha's cultivation, I think they are too messy, so I can take this opportunity to discuss with the Buddha boss, hey, by the way, what is the matter between you and this girl? If it's a relationship between men and women, you can really tell the teacher, and the teacher will tell you......"
The direction is now determined, and this guy is indeed Tang Seng. And the direction found that Tang Seng was not only verbose, but also had a strong divergent thinking, at this time, he had already talked about whether it was better to be polygamous or monogamous from asking Xiang Zixia's question about the relationship between the two people.
Although combined with the reason for Sun Wukong's sudden departure just now, it should be Tang Seng who saved him, but ungratefully, he really wanted to sew Tang Seng's mouth shut, although it was this mouth that saved him just now.
"So, I think in many years people's lives will change from three wives and four concubines to monogamy. Eh, how did you say this, Wukong, I actually just wanted to ask you, what is the situation between you and this fairy. Tang Seng stopped his mouth with a look of unhappiness, and quickly adjusted his demeanor to pose with a curious look, and his eyes blinked and looked in the direction.
The direction was pale at the moment, and beads of sweat fell from his forehead, if it weren't for Tang Seng's wordy negative feelings for this world, he really wanted to complain about Tang Seng's shameless behavior of blinking and selling cuteness.
"Master, you are mistaken, I am not Sun Wukong, I am passing by to make soy sauce, and your apprentice ran away from there." As he spoke, he casually pointed in a pale direction and said with a sincere face. Truth be told, he never wished that a person would disappear from his eyes at this moment.
Tang Seng was stunned for a moment, then looked at the direction with a dissatisfied face and said: "Hey, why didn't you say it earlier, if you said it earlier, I would have gone after my apprentice, but if you didn't say it earlier, I wasted so much time, you have to know that wasting time is equivalent to a crime, speaking of which, I think our world will enter a fast-paced life in a few hundred years, speaking of life, what kind of life do you like?" I like the laid-back life, but the laid-back ...... (832 words omitted here) ...... So, you shouldn't have told me earlier. ”
Direction's mouth began to foam, and Zixia had already fainted from internal injuries. The direction is not sympathetic to Sun Wukong at this moment, maybe killing Tang Seng is a greater thing for this world than taking the Western Scriptures!
Thinking about the direction like this, the hand subconsciously picked up a stone, Tang Seng was a little surprised, cleared his throat and decided to ask what the direction was doing with the stone. Seeing that Tang Seng was about to open his mouth, his face changed greatly, he looked at the stone in his hand, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet and slapped his head. The direction felt that among the two choices of dying and listening to Tang Seng, choosing a dog leash was the most correct.
It turns out that the choice of direction is correct, and the world is quiet when you pass out, but the disadvantage is that when you wake up is not certain.
I don't know how long it took, the direction was frozen awake, and when I opened my eyes, the sunny day had turned into a starry night, and the direction looked around, but I didn't find Zixia's figure. If you think about it carefully, it should be Qingxia who woke up and left.
I didn't know whether I was disappointed or sighed happily, but before the direction could adjust itself, two meteors crossed the sky and landed in a place that the direction was not willing to be.
Wait, that's not a meteor!
Direction stood up and ran to the place where the meteor landed, and sure enough, a familiar picture appeared in front of Direction............