Chapter 13: The Thief
"Big brother, shouldn't we wait until 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning to go in, then the owner of this room is asleep, and maybe the person hasn't slept when he goes in now."
Just after twelve o'clock, the second thief was taken by his boss to steal, and he couldn't help but be a little puzzled when he remembered the stealing skills that the previous boss taught him.
"Know why I'm the boss, you'll always be the second, right? We have to be brains in what we do. The thief boss boasted.
"Who knows that young man is the same as an old man and an old lady in his seventies and eighties, have you ever seen the light in his room turn on, have you ever seen him go out after he comes back, what does this mean, it means that this young man has an abnormal schedule and goes to bed early, so we have to improvise, otherwise it will be a little later, that guy may not be able to sleep, and he will get up!" The thief boss is also depressed, what's wrong with the young people now, they don't play cards according to the routine.
Generally speaking, the deadest time for people to sleep is between 2 and 3 o'clock in the morning in the morning, which is the legendary deep sleep, and it is generally difficult to be woken up by the outside world, so thieves like to haunt at this time, of course, in case of insomnia, then consider themselves unlucky.
If Yuan Ming from West Street was here, he would definitely be able to recognize that these two thieves were the two people who followed Lin Jiawei during the day, and the reason why he was a little familiar was because he used to rely on his professional intuition to make the thief boss a key object of suspicion, but then he didn't find anything, so he gave up, and after a long time, he became strange, and the second thief was a newcomer.
"Big brother, that guy went to bed so early, what if he woke up in the middle of the night?" The second thief was a little worried, the last time he touched a family, an old lady woke up, but fortunately, he was old and his ears and eyes were not good, so he didn't find them.
"What are you afraid of, you didn't look at that guy in thin water, we're two people, even if we wake up, what can we do!" The thief boss raised his biceps as he spoke, and climbed up towards Lin Jiawei's room with agility.
"The boss is the boss, and it makes sense! Boss wait for me! The second thief stood and thought about it for a while, it was indeed the case, he came back to his senses and hurriedly followed.
Xu was shattered by the invincible heavenly feet of the charter wife, and the thief boss easily entered the room.
"Shhhh The thief boss saw Lin Jiawei lying on the bed, and turned his head to remind the second thief behind him.
"Second thief, what are you doing!" The thief boss watched as the second thief placed a banknote on a nearby stool.
"Boss, we are not as good as this guy who lives on the ground, I don't think he is pitiful, and I will help him with 20 yuan." The second thief looked around the shabby dormitory and said sympathetically.
"You're a pig, you forgot that he made more than 2,000 lobsters sold during the day, come with me, search him, and see where the money is." The thief boss glared at the thief with hatred, his eyes were firmly fixed on Lin Jiawei on the bed, and if the other party woke up, he would subdue him as soon as possible.
"Yes, Boss~ Boss has a ghost!" The second thief rubbed the shoulder of the thief boss, hiding behind the thief boss in fear, and Wei Wei stretched out his trembling hand in fear and pointed to the two glowing things next to Lin Jiawei's pillow.
The old thief turned around angrily, directly hit him on the head and said, "What kind of ghost is there in this world, it's the puppy that this kid bought during the day." ”
"Woo~" Sure enough, Xiaobai found these two uninvited guests and issued a weak warning.
"It turns out to be a puppy, hehe, bark again, call again and I'll eat you!" The second thief threatened Xiaobai, then turned his head in embarrassment, and said in surprise: "Boss, boss, look, there are so many big lobsters, I have made a fortune!" ”
The thief boss turned around, and sure enough, he saw several huge lobsters in the fish tank, and when he first entered the door, his attention was on Lin Jiawei, and he didn't notice it for a while.
"Boss, you're too wise, you've known for a long time that there's a big lobster, right, there's one or two here... There are three big lobsters in total, each of which is 2,000 yuan, and that is a total of 2,000, 4,000! That's 8,000 in total! The thief counted his fingers and said excitedly.
The thief boss regretted taking him out, his head was not bright, and he was not good at math, he took off his clothes, caught the lobster and put it on his clothes, and said to the second thief without looking back: "You go and search that guy's body and find out the 2,000 yuan." ”
"What are you ordering me to do, go quickly, why are you still ..." The thief boss felt the second thief pointing his finger at him, and turned around angrily and just wanted to reprimand him, but was stunned by the scene in front of him.
I saw that under the moonlight, a man dressed in a long white dress, with his long hair hanging and his back to him, turned his neck with difficulty, and saw the second thief who was also frightened.
The two glanced at each other, and somewhere they got the courage, and shouted: "Ghost! Turning and running outside, one stumbled, and the two men fell down the stairs.
"Poof." Chang'e triumphed at her prank, frightening the two thieves.
It turned out that when Chang'e was about to take Lin Jiawei to the mortal world just now, she found two thieves in the latter's room, so she wanted to scare and scare them, so she colluded with Lin Jiawei and came to such a scene.
Lin Jiawei looked at the two thieves who fled with some sympathy, and then glanced at the little devil-like Chang'e, and sighed deeply in his heart.
"Why, I'm still angry that I just made my own initiative to help you choose a location, the place I helped you choose is a good location, it is the most lively section of this bustling South Tianmen Street, why, I don't like the lot I picked is not good, and you still complain about me!" Chang'e pretended to be aggrieved.
"It's not bad, it's really good, but the price is a bit high..."
"What's wrong with the high price, you don't want to think about which section of the road this store is in, it's directly opposite the Nantianmen sales center, is it normal for the price to be a little higher, and the right to use it for a hundred years is only 1 immortal crystal, if it weren't for me, you wouldn't be able to take it down, so much traffic, you deserve it, and you will soon be able to return to the capital, by the way, what was posted at the door when you left just now?." Chang'e looks like I'm optimistic about you.
"That's a recruitment announcement, I'm not familiar with life in Heavenly Court, so I have to find someone to help." Lin Jiawei said angrily: "It's only 1 immortal crystal, do you know that it is one million high-grade immortal stones, that is to say, I have to earn 10,000 high-grade immortal stones every year, and I have to earn almost 300 high-grade immortal stones every day before I can barely afford to pay back, but the biggest problem is that I can only get two people's hair every day, you say that if I ask for 150 high-grade immortal stones, who will come back to get a haircut!" ”
Chang'e was stunned when she heard this, a little embarrassed, how could she forget this stubble, and hurriedly diverted the topic: "That Jade Emperor also asked me to go back to the Moon Palace to face the wall and think about it, if you don't go, it's too late, you already know the laws and regulations, and you will go to heaven by yourself in the future, goodbye!" Chang'e fled and left the world and returned to heaven.
"Ah, it's too late, I've sold myself to the fairy world." Lin Jiawei complained and lay on the bed with blank eyes.
It turned out that when choosing a lot just now, Lin Jiawei was hesitating to choose a cheaper and more affordable location, there happened to be three more favorite lots, and the price was more suitable, so Lin Jiawei was entangled in which one to buy.
Lin Jiawei can choose slowly, but Chang'e can't wait, she still has to go shopping, how can she have time to rub in, seeing the other party hesitate, she directly helped him choose a piece, and the store opposite the sales center happened to be empty, she thought it was a good location, it would not be wrong, so she directly helped with the procedures, anyway, Lin Jiawei has a spiritual ring, and it doesn't cost Chang'e a penny, and Chang'e is a standard Bai Fumei, and she won't care.
I have to say that the efficiency of Heavenly Court is quite efficient, under the effect of the spirit ring given by the Jade Emperor, Lin Jiawei has not come back to his senses, the agreement has been signed, it will take effect immediately, and the money has been deducted, and when Lin Jiawei comes back to his senses, it is too late.
"Woo~" Xiaobai's voice came from his ears, and his face was licked by a wet object, which directly pulled Lin Jiawei, who was too void, back to reality.
Lin Jiawei turned over and picked up Xiaobai, raised it above his head, nodded Xiaobai's nose with his right hand and said: "Xiaobai, in the future, your master will sell himself to the emperor's family, and from now on I will be a passerby, and I will work for free, after a hundred years to take back the house, I will really have nothing, Heaven is so calculating, pay me back, pay me back..."
"Made, my house has been burglarized!" Lin Jiawei's mind just now was all on the 1 immortal crystal, and now he suddenly came to his senses and hurriedly checked it.
"It's okay, it's okay! The 1,900 yuan is still there, and it seems that the thief has just arrived. Lin Jiawei touched the money in his arms, breathed a sigh of relief, looked at a big lobster on the ground that was crawling out, and hurriedly walked over to grab it and put it in the fish tank.
"No, this place is too unsafe, I have to change places tomorrow, after all, I have so many secrets, and if I go to Heavenly Court, then my physical body will not be safe at all."
Lin Jiawei suddenly realized the severity of the problem, although the thief ran away, he shouldn't dare to come back, but who can guarantee when the charter wife will have convulsions and run in, he decided that he must move out and live first, even if he can't find a house for a while, he must find a better hotel to live in, so that it is safe.
It's just that it's already midnight, and it's not appropriate to go out to find a hotel now, so Lin Jiawei had to close the door, a little uneasy, and moved the computer to the door to feel a little more at ease.
"Xiaobai, we have to find a place to live tomorrow, and we have to sell lobsters to make money, let's go to bed early." Lin Jiawei washed up, returned to bed, said good night to Xiaobai, and drowsiness hit, after all, this day was much more tired than in the mortal world, and it didn't take long for Lin Jiawei to fall asleep deeply, and he snored.
Xiao Bai's eyes rolled, he looked very spiritual, moved his seat, came to the spirit stone, and didn't care whether he was comfortable or not, he just lay down and went to sleep.
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