"I didn't expect you to be such a calculating person, I really misjudged you! Woo, my heart hurts! ”

It hurts!

Although I can't see anything, I can hear your expression at this time just by listening to the voice, Bai Mei, you just continue to pretend to be alone, I don't bother to pay attention to you. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Oh, where are you going!"

A white voice came from behind me, and I carefully swam back to the water where I used to stay with my right hand, "Sleep." ”

"I just slept when I came back, and you didn't ask Xiao Cai?"

The sound of water waves sliding, Bai Mei's voice came from the side, I frowned slightly, and looked at the side suspiciously, "What's wrong with Xiao Cai?" ”

"He's crazy!"

"Huh? How crazy is it? ”

I didn't see him for a while, and Xiao Cai went crazy?

"He said he was going to find the evil ghost who took you out every day, and now he is gradually checking out the evil spirits in the river on the other side one by one."

"He's crazy! How long will he have to find out the thousands of evil spirits in the river on the other side? ”

And how could he be sure which demon was the one who took me away?

"That's why I said he was crazy! He hadn't been back since the morning, and I think he's been fighting a lot with people. Alas! Do you think he just wants to find a reason to vent all his energy, otherwise he will definitely explode? ”

Bai Mei spoke in a weird tone, and I tensed my mind, "What broke out?" ”

"What do you say?"

Bai Mei continued to be yin and yang, and I couldn't help but be a little bored, "Speak well, or I'll have to sleep." ”

It's really holding your eyelids to talk to you, you still look so weird, and I won't listen to you if you pretend again.

"O love for you! What else could it be! You can't see it now, Xiao Cai's love for you has only increased in the past few years, and you can see it clearly from his face alone! ”

"Does he have a face?"

Is it Xiao Cai's bloody face?

If I could see it, I would have pulled at the white collar and yelled in her ear, and you can see his love for me in that expressionless face!

"Can you still have a good chat? I'm just using an analogy. ”

"Who wouldn't want to have a good chat? Bai Mei, why are you so idle? Isn't the boss there? …… Top dog? After saying that, I shouted softly, and no one responded to me, which means that the boss is gone.

Bai Mei sighed lightly, "He went to arrest Xiao Cai, if Xiao Cai goes crazy again, sooner or later he will be besieged by the evil ghosts of the other side of the river, and then Bo Yi will not have the strength to save him." ”

"What did Xiao Cai do to provoke those evil spirits? So that I can find the evil spirit that took me away? ”

If he could find it, he would find it, but this method really makes people unable to see what is reliable.

"Alas! What do you do and lie down? ”

I just lay back in the water and put the plate next to my head, so that if someone wants to hit the idea of a snack on my plate, I can react immediately, this snack was given to me by a small sweet potato, and no one wants to move it again!

"I'm sleepy."

"You don't care about Xiao Cai? In fact, as long as you dismantle Xiao Cai a little, maybe he won't be confused. ”

Bai Mei pressed my shoulders and pulled me up, I rubbed my eyes depressedly, and then yawned twice, in fact, yesterday because I had been thinking about the little sweet potato, I didn't sleep well, and today I got the snack that the little sweet potato gave me, which suddenly made my heart feel relieved.

"Actually, it's good for him to make a mistake, so that he will realize more quickly that I am not worthy of him."

"Do you want Xiao Cai to be killed by those evil ghosts?"

Bai Mei's voice suddenly raised a tone, "You're so cold-blooded!" He's the man who loves you after all! ”

"There are so many men who love me, do I have to care about them all? Am I going to die of exhaustion? ”

"Alas! How did I find out you were so shameless! Feed! Don't sleep! Wake up! I'm going to get your snack! ”

I rolled over, tucked the snack tray over my head into my arms, and went back to pretending to be asleep.

"What a cold-blooded guy! Xiao Cai is looking for that evil ghost for you now! You're lying here alone and sleeping! Xiao Cai is really blind! ”

yes, so he doesn't like me.

It's really impossible for me to disappoint him like this, even if I really want to stay blind on the other side of the river in the future, I'd rather choose the evil ghost who always leads me around with a cold hand, not that Xiao Cai is worse than him, but feeling.

When I was with that evil ghost, there was always an indescribable sense of familiarity, and that feeling made me feel at ease, but it was different with Xiao Cai, and Xiao Cai's babbling appearance always made me feel that he was a little brother.

"Alas! Can you give me a reaction? ”

"Hmm."

I raised my arms to adjust my body to the best sleeping position, and continued to close my eyes to cultivate sleepiness.

"It's hopeless!"

Bai Mei left angrily, I gently pulled the corners of my mouth, then lay down and put the dim sum plate back to the side.

Alas, some teenagers want to be young and frivolous, and it is my fault that I will stop him from being frivolous.

If Bai Mei and they knew that I was a married woman and had a son, I don't know what their faces would look like, and Xiao Cai's will would be so firm.

"Okay, Xiao Cai, you calm down. That evil ghost's skills are above you and me, do you think he will be an idle person? You went so rashly to find all the evil ghosts to duel, if you really bumped into your life, you wouldn't be able to save it! ”

"That shrunken-headed turtle, what do you need to avoid us! If he also likes crazy women, he can compete with me fairly! This kind of hiding from people must be so ugly that you can't see people! ”

I was sleeping soundly when I suddenly heard the sound of Xiao Cai arguing with the boss.

I don't know if that evil ghost is ugly or not, but when Xiao Cai was not blind, you couldn't see where you looked.

"Crazy woman, you're back?"

Xiao Cai's voice sounded in my ears, I sat up suddenly, feeling a wave of water sliding to my ears, I immediately raised my hand to protect the plate, "What are you doing?" ”

"I'm tired and hungry after fighting for so long, what's wrong with eating your snack?"

"Xiao Cai, you better go elsewhere to find food. That dish is a treasure! I just grabbed a piece of it while she wasn't paying attention. ”

Bai Mei's voice quipped.

I snorted coldly while guarding the plate, "Humph! ”

"Who sent it? Isn't that the devil! ”

A torrent slammed into my hand holding the plate, I immediately took a step back, holding the plate tightly with one hand and protecting the front of the plate with the other, although I couldn't see anything, but I knew that it must be Xiao Cai who attacked the plate in my hand, "Xiao Cai, what are you going to do!" Nerves up! ”

"I hate you for taking that demon's stuff! Whatever you want, I'll get it for you! Throw it away! ”

A rapids came again, and I clung to my plate to dodge left and right, because I couldn't see with my eyes, so whenever the rapids were about to hit me, I could only tell which direction it was attacking by hearing.

"Okay, Xiao Cai, haven't you fought enough? Stop it, be careful of accidentally injuring Xiaofan! ”

My arm was suddenly grabbed by a warm hand, and Bai Mei stopped in front of me in time, "Isn't it just a plate of snacks?" You're so angry? If you want to fight, keep going out! was killed, and Xiao Fan really became that evil ghost! ”

"Wait!"

I frowned slightly, and stopped Bai Mei in a loud voice, "What do you mean that if he is killed, I will become that evil ghost?" I'm my own, how can I be that person! This needs to be clarified! ”

What a headache.

This rotten peach blossom kills people!

Recently, Xiao Cai has been getting more and more tossed, and he is really about to be tossed and scrapped.

"And Xiao Cai, what qualifications do you have for me to throw away this snack? In what capacity? Please, be sober and sober, okay? We're really not suitable, and I'll tell you the truth, I just like that evil ghost who takes me out for a walk all day! Don't you meddle with your business? ”

"Xiao Fan, you...... Do you really like that demon? ”

The water rippled a few times, and Bai Mei's questioning voice came, and I guessed that Bai Mei, who was blocking me at this time, should be turning her head to stare at me.

"Hmm."

I nodded, "So you all don't be kind enough to pair me and Xiao Cai anymore." ”

"Ahh

Xiao Cai's beastly roar suddenly sounded in his ears, his roar was getting farther and farther, and the person should have run away, "What about Xiao Cai?" ”

My eyes widened, but I couldn't see anything.

"Gone."

Bai Mei said lightly, "Alas, it's really a bad fate." If Xiao Cai had practiced his skills diligently and could stop that evil ghost, maybe you wouldn't have been taken out by the evil ghost day after day, so you wouldn't have fallen in love with him. Alas, what a pity. However, Xiao Fan still congratulates you on finally being willing to move your nest and not hang yourself from a crooked-necked tree. ”

"Thank you."

Fortunately, the evil ghost is not there, and usually he will not meet Bai Mei and them when he appears, otherwise it would be embarrassing for him to know that I forced Xiao Cai to retreat under his banner.

"Whitch!"

Originally, I just wanted to grope my way to the bottom of the river bank to wait for the little sweet potato, but after waiting for a long time, I didn't wait for the little sweet potato to come, I thought maybe it might be Xiao Yubai forbidding the sweet potato to come to the river bank with my dangerous evil spirit again.

I was about to turn around and leave, when suddenly an old female voice called out to me.

In addition to evil spirits in this world, there are still people who call me a wreck?

"How have you been doing in the past few years?"

There was a weakness in the old female voice.

I looked up a little confused, "Who are you?" ”

"Can't you tell who I am?"

It's not that I can't hear it, it's that I can't guess.

How could her voice be so old.

"Whitney, who else in this world calls you that besides me?"

The old man's voice sounded slightly raised, with a hint of mischievousness.

I was slightly stunned, she was really an evil spirit, "You, why did your voice become so old?" What happened? ”

My body was given to you, and you treated it like this?

"Not only the voice, but even the countenance has become seventy or eighty women."

"What?"

I yelled, "What the hell are you doing!" It's only been a few years since my body was made into a seventy or eighty woman's appearance by you, are you intent on revenge! ”

"Revenge? Fool it out, your body is in my hands, I'm using it, I'm going to be stupid enough to make it what it is? ”

The demon sneered.

I swam to the riverbank, under the surface, and looked up at the riverbank, "How the hell did you get that?" How could my good body be like this? ”

"This is the sequelae of the curse that the Ghost Emperor put on you, although the Ghost King finally lifted the curse, but the sequelae of the curse has not disappeared, and it still remains in your body, so you are now getting older and older day by day, and the soul that lives in your body will grow old with your body until you die together."

What do you mean by that? Death together means that you and my bodies will die? ”

"......" There was no response from the river bank for a long time, and I was so anxious that I wanted to rush out of the river on the other side.

"Yes."

After a long time, the voice of the old demon slowly penetrated the water above me and entered my ears.

"And what are you doing here today?"

Swap souls with me?

"I don't do anything, I just haven't talked to you for a long time, and I suddenly miss you."

"Huh?"

I sweated, "We don't seem to have a friendship that will make you say that you miss me, right?" ”

"What do you think we're all about? Foe? ”

The demon's voice chuckled, "You have always been so defensive of others, just because I told you to be a wreck, just because I said a few words that threatened you, you really thought that I would harm you." ”

Isn't it?

"Put away the suspicious and annoying look on your face, if I really wanted to hurt you, how many times would you have died."

What the hell is this evil spirit trying to do?

Why is it suddenly like a different person?

There's a big difference in your attitude towards me before and after, right?

"Are you really an evil spirit?"

"What idiot question are you asking?"

"It's not that I want to ask such idiotic questions, it's that evil spirits never speak so gently to me."

I sighed softly and said, "So, are you really an evil spirit?" ”

"You can think that I am 'a man who is about to die, and his words are also good', and I don't have much time left."

I should have been happy to hear that she didn't have much time to live, because there was no longer a threat to the safety of Xiao Yubai and Little Sweet Potato.

But I can't always be happy in my heart.

I don't know why.

"Are you happy now? Thinking that I'm finally going to die, and that no one threatens your man and son anymore? ”

I thought the same thing, but the result was ...... I was a little sad, inexplicably, and though I couldn't see how old my body's face was now, the weakness of the demonic voice alone could make me imagine the miserable appearance of an old woman standing hunched over the riverbank.

"Put away the cranky thoughts in your head, although my body is old now, I am not what you think in your head!"

"Huh?"

How do evil spirits know what's going on in my head?

"You're asking how I know what's going on in your head?"

"Uh-huh!" I nodded immediately, we don't share a body now, how can she still know my thoughts!

"Because it's all written on your face!"