"You can go."

"Uh, won't you even let your house in?"

I never thought that the fairy tale woman wouldn't even let me into the house, which is too much to treat me as a human being, right? No matter how I helped, I didn't even have a polite word, and my anger immediately surged.

"We don't know each other, how could I possibly let you into my house, isn't that luring a wolf into the house? Especially if you are a person of bad moral character, you can go. ”

Listening to the cold words of the fairy tale woman, I was speechless, I wanted to be angry when a person thought like this, but what was the use of being angry.

Hmph, you won't let me in, I won't go in yet, wait for me

I thought indignantly in my heart, and then squatted down and quickly put down the fairy tale woman, looking at the fairy tale woman who had been standing on her feet holding the door, I didn't say a word, and walked quickly to the open door, but suddenly I remembered something?

"Hey, you haven't shown me your resident card yet, and I'm not going to let anyone go for it."

I turned to the fairytale woman who was looking for the key from her expensive bag.

"Not very handsome guy, your pickling skills are a bit old-fashioned, right? You don't have to be so righteous if you want to know my name, but why should I sue you? Sick. ”

The fairy tale woman turned around and said to me coldly, as if to freeze me, and her mistaken narcissism made me want to laugh.

"Hahahahaha."

"What are you laughing at? Neurotic, right? You are not afraid of scaring people to death in the middle of the night? ”

"You're so narcissistic, do you think all the men have to revolve around you? Are you beautiful, you have money, do you think everyone likes you? It's really bloody, a woman has a bad heart, even if she looks like a fairy, she is also a Sun Erniang, I still soak you? If I want to soak you, I'm a pig, a stupid pig. ”

I stared at the fairy tale woman word by word, as if my words had a lethal attack, easily piercing the night wind and giving the fairy tale woman a heavy blow, and her undulating chest had already expressed her so-called anger.

I know that such an excellent woman, must be the person who pursues every day is about to smooth out her door, after all, this is an era of looking at faces, I dare not say that I don't look at women at first glance, but after looking at the face, I look at the heart, but after a few days of meeting and getting along, I feel that the so-called fairy tale woman is not the type I like at all, how can I like her? What's more, I never thought about it.

"Why do you little security guard say about me? You should take a mirror and look at yourself. ”

The fairy tale woman sneered angrily.

"Hehe, yes, I'm just a little security guard, what's wrong with the little security guard? I'm a security guard and I'm proud. ”

I retorted playfully, and deliberately looked at the fairy tale woman from top to bottom with strange eyes, and then turned around in a dashing manner, ready to leave.

But the moment I turned around, the sound of tearing the air broke the silence of the night, and then something smashed my back, and the pain hit, I turned around angrily and glanced at the white women's bag that had fallen on the ground, and the contents had been innocently spilled on the ground.

I slowly raised my head and stared at the fairy tale woman who was staring at me fiercely, wanting to be angry and angry, but in a moment, I thought that the other party was just a woman, and I was still the security guard of this community, I couldn't be impulsive, I had to be rational.

"Hehe, since you have money and you can't do it, you want to give me your things, then I won't be outside, thank you."

I instantly burst into laughter and said to the angry fairytale woman as I crouched down and picked up all the precious things and put them in my bag, including cosmetics.

"You're such a scumbag, do you want to be shameless? What a beggar. ”

The fairy tale woman's sarcastic angry words rang out unexpectedly, but I didn't pay attention to it, but put everything away, stood up and gave the fairy tale woman a playful look, lifted the women's bag and shook it, and then turned away

"You bastard, give it back to me, you robber, give it back to me, give it back to me with my important stuff in it."

At this moment, the quiet and pleasant courtyard became hot, the lilies were all depressed, the night breeze disappeared, I could only hear but could not see clearly, I saw my slender figure under the light, being attacked by the angry flames of the fairy tale woman.

"Something important, yes, that thing is really important to you now, then I will kindly return it to you."

As I spoke, I took out a pack of sanitary napkins from my bag, turned around and threw it to the fairy tale woman, and then left in style, leaving with luxurious booty, ignoring the extreme anger, unbearable scolding, I felt that I had done my duty, she came to the great aunt, I gave her sanitary napkins, at least to help her in the middle of the night when there was no edge in sight, so as not to let her be so melancholy

Walking on the road in the community, I looked at the ID card of the fairy tale woman and muttered: "Li Qingshu, twenty-four years old." ”

Li Qingshu, Li Qingshu, Qingshu, really don't deserve this poetic and picturesque name, hey.

The night was so exciting, but it was a good feeling to be a security guard

The next morning, an uninvited guest interrupted my rest, and my anger immediately rose because of my low blood pressure.

"Who are you?"

"I'm here to drive this car, and to get back Mr. Li's bag."

Looking at this textbook smile in front of me and a slender long-haired beauty, it was difficult for me to be angry, but as soon as I heard that I knew Li Qingshu, I didn't have a good face to show her.

"What's the proof? It's a resident's car, and I can't just drive it away. ”

I said with a stern face.

Obviously, Li Qingshu told this woman what kind of person I am, and when I got up strictly, like a security guard, my beautiful face was surprised.

"You can talk to Mr. Li now."

The long-haired beauty dialed the phone and handed it to me, asking me to talk to Li Qingshu.

Naturally, I had to pretend to take it, and when it first came to my ear

"Bastard, let Xiaomei drive the car in, and take my bag to Xiaomei too."

A very high-pitched voice came from the phone, and at this time I couldn't feel the beautiful voice of the lark, which was extremely annoying.

"The car can be driven in, but Bao Xiu thought, because you attacked me with your bag, and I am still not feeling well, so it should be regarded as compensation for me."

I was ashamed to say it, when I spoke, I seemed to see the long-haired beauty snickering, did I deserve to laugh at Li Qingshu? Or laugh at me for being too stupid and naïve.

"Why are you so shameless? Is there anyone in the world who is as cheap as you? Now if you want to talk about compensation, then hurry up and pay me back, the compensation fee of 10,000 yuan, immediately, immediately, now. ”

Li Qingshu was obviously still in his menstrual period, and he couldn't move because he was injured, so almost all his anger was sent to me.

"Uh, this money will wait for me to pay you back, can't you?"

My tone couldn't help but drop a few points, and I realized that I still owed Li Qingshu money, and it was still 10,000 yuan, which was grass.

"Nope."

"What then? My clothes are also someone else's, only the underwear is my own, do you want it? Otherwise, you can sell me. ”

"Get out, whoever wants your panties, you're not worth a few dollars, give me back my bag, I can give you a few days."

Li Qingshu's categorical words left me without any choice, I'm not reconciled, is it just like this to return it to this stinky girl, no, there is no money for food these days, how can I have money to eat.

"Okay, it's okay to give you back the bag, but you have to give me the money to go to the hospital for a physical examination, I'm afraid of leaving any sequelae."

I don't want any face, I'll fill my stomach first, after all, besides me, there is a little bastard who needs to eat.

"Okay, how much is needed."

"A thousand is enough."

"Okay, I'll give you one thousand five, I hope I have nothing to do with you, you give the phone to Xiaomei."

Listening to Li Qingshu's tone, she obviously didn't want to entangle with me as a scoundrel, in fact, she could have called the police, probably because she was too troublesome and wanted to solve it with money.

I happily handed over the phone to Xiaomei, after Xiaomei finished the phone, she took out 1,500 yuan from her bag and gave it to me, I saw Xiaomei look at me with that contemptuous look, I was not angry at all, just took the money to eat, watched Xiaomei drive the car into the community, and watched the blue car disappear in front of my eyes.

I muttered to myself: Tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, but if I was smashed one bag, there will be one thousand and five, then I will be smashed a hundred bags-

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