() Savage desert, a little red swaying in the wind and sand, crisp bells resounding between this heaven and earth, holding the red beast closer and closer, when approaching, it was found that this red was a beautiful woman's clothes.

The woman's eyes were cold, but there was a warm smile on the corner of her mouth, and her long hair looked even darker in the sunlight. She sat on her side on the donkey, her eyes fixed on the green not far away. Suddenly, the donkey stopped, and the woman turned her head to look ahead in confusion, and found that there were two men in front of her blocking the way.

The smile on the corner of the woman's mouth became seductive, and the coldness in her eyes became stronger and stronger. The woman leaned forward and said in a delicate voice: "Two good men, I don't know what to do to stop the little woman in this uninhabited desert? ”

The man with a white face and a handsome appearance showed a smile and said, "I will pay a visit to the second master of the Lower Axe Gang to meet the Spring Thirty Niang." ”

Chun Sanniang smiled restrictively, looked coldly in the direction and asked, "Do you know me?" ”

"Money lands, not a single inch of grass grows, if I can't recognize the famous Spring Thirty Niang on the rivers and lakes, then I don't have to do this profession."

"What profession?"

"Robber!"

Looking at the direction with a proud look, Chun Sanniang sneered, stared at the direction and said, "Then you know that what I hate the most is robbers." ”

The direction shook his head, took out a plum blossom picked by the side of the road and sent it to Chun Thirty Niang, and then said while discharging at Chun Thirty Niang: "Thirty Niang, don't be joking, they are all fellow travelers, why bother?" This is Gogaku Mountain, formerly known as Gogo! Finger! Mountain! ”

The murderous machine loomed in front of the spring thirty niang, but the direction continued to look at the thirty niang without fear and said: "Why should the thirty niang be like this? If I dare to say it, it means that I have something to rely on, and maybe I am the only one who can help you find the bald donkey. ”

"Why are you doing that?"

"Quite simply, I'm his friend."

"Whose friend?"

"A friend of the guy with three moles under his feet!"

Chun Sanniang narrowed her eyes and stared at the direction, as if she would pounce and kill him in the next moment, and stayed in the desert for more than ten seconds without anyone speaking, Chun Sanniang smiled and said, "So, what should we do next?" ”

In the surprised gaze of the dumb man and Chun Sanniang, he walked up to Chun Sanniang, took Chun Sanniang's hand with a faint smile, and then leaned into her ear while her eyes widened and said, "Play a play." ”

It can be clearly seen that Chun Thirty Niang's ears are red, so she was a little annoyed and angry, and she looked at the direction fiercely and whispered: "What kind of play?" ”

"Sweet and sweet drama between husband and wife."

"Don't you know?" Chun Thirty Niang got off the donkey, walked beside the direction and said, "I'm a black widow." ”

"That's because I haven't met anyone who can steal your heart, but I can, don't forget, I'm a robber, and I can rob even if I can't."

After speaking, the direction walked to the mute first, and said with a high-spirited expression: "Go!" Call sister-in-law! The dumb man glanced in the direction sluggishly, and then glanced at Chun Thirty Niang, and then ran away screaming.

"What's wrong with him?" Chun Thirty Niang walked to the side of the direction and hugged the arm of the direction, and said softly.

Xiang raised his eyebrows, looked at Chun Thirty Niang and said: "It's okay, the natural reaction of the single dog after being shown off, said, Thirty Niang, you will enter the play very quickly." ”

Chun Sanniang also looked at the direction with a smile and said: "Not only do I enter the play quickly, but I also kill people very quickly, so don't lie to me!" ”

Xiang only felt that his arm didn't belong to him anymore, and the sound of his breathing became trembling, and he nodded at Thirty Niang with a red face and said, "Don't worry, Lady, I will never lie to you." By the way, I advise you not to use spells indiscriminately, you are not the only one who wants to eat bald donkeys, maybe there are other demon king's spies somewhere. ”

With the direction, that force is gone.

………

"What? A woman came? Or the wife of the second master? Supreme Treasure stared at the cross-eyed, and looked at the three masters with a look of disbelief and said.

The third master looked at the mute behind the Supreme Treasure with a blank face and said, "Helper, the dumb man is behind you." ”

Supreme Treasure rolled his eyes and said, "Of course I know that the dumb man is behind me, but he can't speak, of course I want you to explain." ”

The third master glanced at the dumb man resignedly, and then whispered to the Supreme Treasure: "Helper, can you just say that you can't see where people are with cross-eyed, so it is difficult for us to do it." ”

Supreme Treasure leaned in and said with an unhappy face: "Who said I was cross-eyed? I'm just focusing on one point to change the way I think about things, okay? I can't spread rumors anymore, and you want to steal my seat? ”

The third master hurriedly shook his head and said, "Don't dare, help the master!" How dare I rob you of your position, and even if I want to rob it, I will rob it from the second master! ”

Supreme Treasure's eyes widened and said, "Don't dare? also slandered the second master! I'll trample you to death! As he spoke, he stepped on a clump of grass. After stepping on it for a while: Supreme Treasure said: "I stepped on it for so long, even if it doesn't hurt, I can deal with it casually." ”

The third master sighed twice with a blank face.

Supreme Treasure snapped his fingers, turned around and said, "Roger!" Good! Next, let's go together to greet the lady of the second master! As he said the last two words, the voice of the Supreme Treasure suddenly became sharper.

At this moment, a voice suddenly reached the ears of the Supreme Treasure: "Helper, don't worry, I have already brought my wife over." ”

Supreme Treasure looked left and right, and said helplessly: "I said, you are telling me which direction you are!" ”

Xiang shook his head, and said expressionlessly: "I'm directly opposite you, which gang leader, can you please step back, and we will kiss if you get closer." ”

Supreme Treasure suddenly knelt on the ground, the direction was shocked, and hurriedly held the Supreme Treasure and said: "Helper, why did you suddenly kneel, the Spring Festival has not yet arrived, you are here, I really want to pay you the New Year's money." ”

Supreme Treasure opened the direction of the hand with a depressed face and said, "Fart, I can't help it!" Somehow, all of a sudden, his legs didn't obey. ”

At this moment, the third master interjected and said, "Helper, you have deepened the Seven Wounds Fist." ”

Supreme Treasure looked resolute, and just wanted to speak, Chun Thirty Niang suddenly said: "Helper, I don't know whether to say something or not." ”

Supreme Treasure asked with a blank face, "May I ask who you are?" Say whatever you want. ”

Chun Sanniang said: "I think you have spread the poisonous gas to the soles of your feet, and the little woman knows a little about medical skills, so it is better to let the little woman come and take a look." ”

Supreme Treasure nodded and said, "Okay, what do you think?" ”

"You can't just look at one person, you can only show me all the soles of your feet, so that I can see a doctor according to the law."

Supreme Treasure whispered with a look of disbelief: "I said that the second master, your wife doesn't abide by women's morals, you actually have to look at the soles of other men's feet, otherwise you will divorce her." ”

"Helper...... I'm a spring thirty mother......"

"Who?"

"The wife of the second master!"

"Come on, everyone, expose the soles of your feet, and show the wife of the second master, if you are sick to cure the disease, but not to prevent yourself." Supreme Treasure said with a straight face.

PS: I'm sorry, I didn't update it yesterday, there were too many things during the Chinese New Year, and I haven't written an outline in this time and space, and I came back at night and was sleepy and had no ideas. Write an outline right away, and it will never happen again.