In the sixth year of Kangxi, fifteen-year-old Bing'er and Xue'er got married. There is no grand wedding www.biquge.info pen & fun & pavilion, only Wen Juan is a parent, Xue'er's dowry is a silver hairpin on her mother-in-law's head and a pair of silver and jade bracelets on her hands, the bridal dress is a cheongsam made of red brocade in the goods brought by the small mother, and a titanium jewelry, a necklace made of unknown materials. The wedding account was also made of lace yarn from the goods brought by the small mother. After eating a table of banquets, I sat in a rented sedan chair, carried Xue'er around Jinling City, and entered the cave room in a room of the inn after worshipping heaven and earth.

Through the carrier pigeons, Bing'er and Xue'er told the prince and the emperor what the master said about making them married. And said: "Master said that we can't publicize our marriage, on the one hand, we are disciples of Buddhism, and we don't need extravagant scenes, and second, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble, now Kali is not dead to Xue'er's thief, and Xue'er's identity cannot be disclosed, so just tell you the news, don't send someone to make a big scene." ”

The prince received the letter and showed it to Fu Jin. Fu Jin was very sad, but she thought about it very much: "It's a big deal that our Xue'er has a lifelong dependence, and no matter how big that scene is, it will be over in one day." Bing'er is very sensible, with his mother in front of us, we have nothing to worry about, but we are a little younger, younger than when we got married, let's be small, and becoming a parent will save some people from worrying, this damn Karli, I'm afraid I'm going crazy, our daughter is in his mind! ”

In his reply, Emperor Kangxi blessed Bing'er and Xue'er with a long love and old age, saying that Kali was a big corrupt official, and he must hold his fox tail, and when he cleaned up and turned back, he would settle accounts with him. Of course, the letter was written in pinyin, and Bing'er burned it after receiving it.

Su Wenjuan was the man's parent, and Uncle Shi accepted the kneeling of the young couple on behalf of the woman's parents, and then lit a bonfire on the edge of their West Lake.

I don't know where Kali got the news, but he actually ordered Xue'er to go to the governor's house tonight to go to bed, there is such a shameless thing in the world, people are newly married, and the pure bride wants to be toyed with by him? Bing'er's lungs are about to explode, is there such an insult?

At this time, the master came in the dust, congratulated the couple and said Bing'er: "This is also worth being angry about? Do you think what he did was done by a normal person? It's all the work of animals, can you get angry with animals? Qing'er, come here. As soon as the master waved to the jug, Qing'er turned into a Taoist aunt. Everyone was amazed that Qing'er was so beautiful! The master said to Qing'er, "You go for Xue'er." Let Kali die this heart. ”

Soon, a big red sedan chair was carried out of the inn and headed for the governor's line. Of course, the bridegroom can't personally send his bride to the governor's bed, is that still a man? But Shi Qing, who gave the bride, told the truth all the way: "Everyone get out of the way, our Zhao class master of the benevolent and righteous class married today, and just about to enter the cave room, he received an order from the governor to let his bride sleep with the governor, we are ordinary people, can we afford to provoke?" Yes? No way! ”

Passers-by didn't scold Kali when they heard it, saying that how should Boss Xiao Zhao's wretched anger come out, such a little girl like a flower and jade let Kali go to spoil? It's just out of order! said yes, no one dared to stand in the way, and watched the sedan chair being carried into the governor's office.

Kali's snot bubbles are almost beautiful. Cher's beauty is something he has coveted for a long time, and he can't wait to hold it in his arms for a while. This Xiao Zhao boss is still knowledgeable about current affairs, and he has to bear it, and he has become a parent, and the daughter-in-law of the yellow flower virgin was occupied by the eldest master for the first time, which is uncomfortable, but then again, who made you have no power? With power, the waist pole is tough, and the things that are ignored are also legal.

After the sedan chair entered the door, the maids and grandmothers on the Kali Mansion were already ready, Boss Xiao Zhao married, and the governor gave "breaking virginity", domineering!

The newcomer sat down on the bed in the governor's room, and Kali was not at ease, so he lifted the hijab and saw that it was indeed the little beauty named Xue'er, delicate, as beautiful as a peach blossom, and half of Kali's body was paralyzed! He waved at the maids and grandmothers: "Go down, go down!" Lock the door for me! The people sent them away, and the Kali was so impatient that he didn't even have time to say a word, so he went straight to the beauty and took off his clothes.

Qing'er pretended to be frightened and stepped back, humming and begging for mercy: "Why are you undressing, Lord Governor?" ”

"Baby, what's the point of not falling asleep? You take it off too! ”

"No! People have never taken off their clothes in front of men, how embarrassing are they? ”

"My little beauty, you can't refuse Lord Ben like that. Wouldn't I be angry? You know? If you get angry, your head will have to move! You don't take it off, do you? Ben-sama will help you take it off! ”

"Cher" was grabbed by Kali and let out a scream. The people outside were driven out, but they did not dare to go far, and they could not tell when the governor would ask for tea, snacks, fruit, and hand towels. They were all waiting outside the door, and they couldn't bear to hear the screams one by one: that girl was being ravaged now!

Kali heard the scream, very happy, a desire to conquer suddenly rose, he screamed and rushed to "Xue'er", the two of them twisted together, Kali hugged "Xue'er" head, to kiss Xue'er, the mouth just touched "Xue'er's" mouth, it didn't feel right, the girl's lips should be very soft, smooth, elastic, but why is this beauty's mouth so hard? It's like pecking on a cow's hip bone! When he opened his eyes, he fainted, is this a beauty? It's a monster! The eyes are the same as copper bells, the nostrils are the size of fists, and the chin is stretched forward, what is this?! It took him a long time to wake up, and he found that he seemed to be strangled and restrained, unable to move. It was very dark, and Kali couldn't see clearly what he was holding on, but he had a lot of strength anyway, and he wanted to figure out what made him, a person who had practiced martial arts for many years, so tied up that he couldn't even breathe out! Fortunately, his hand could still touch a certain part of the other party's body, so he felt it with his hand, and he was almost scared unconscious! It wasn't the skin of a fine-skinned and tender-fleshed little girl, but hard scales! The first thing he did was to desperately cry for help: "Help, come on, monster!" ”

No one came in to save him: everyone thought he was playing with a beauty! Who has the courage to disturb the "Spring Festival Moment" of the Governor of the People's Republic of China?

The Kali cried out as desperate as they could, until everyone felt that something was wrong: how could the voice of the Governor be as miserable as the howl of a wolf? I blew up and entered the room. Where is there a beauty on the bed? Only the Kali, who was full of feces and urine, was screaming like a pheasant, covering his head and covering his stomach. There is a big hole in the window paper.

Soon, the scandal of Kali forcibly occupying the daughter-in-law of Boss Zhao of the Renyi Ban became frightened and sick was known to thousands of households, and the more it spread, the more bizarre it became.

While the Kali Governor was frightened and sick, the opening gong and drum of Bing'er's benevolent class sounded again. They also do their own livelihood and perform all kinds of their plays, and the people regard food as their heaven, and if they want to eat, they have to work. The current benevolence class is very different from Bing'er who just joined Uncle Shi's family juggling class, and it is not an exaggeration to use a shotgun for a cannon metaphor. The cast of actors has expanded a lot, the acting skills have reached a higher level, and the repertoire has been renovated, even the props cannot be compared in the past, and the income is considerable!

Due to the addition of Xue'er, there are several more charismatic dances, such as: Hu Xuan Dance, Neon Dress and Feather Dance, Flying Dance, Dong Xiao Dance, Long Drum, Lotus Dance,。。。。。。 Give people too much beauty to enjoy. The Dong Xiao Dance was choreographed and directed by Xue'er based on the story of "Langyu". Coincidentally, on that day, the two little eunuchs went to the market to buy daily groceries, vegetables, meat, salt tea, etc., and saw an old man selling chickens, all of which were big roosters, and the feathers on his body were particularly beautiful, and the price was very cheap, so they bought the largest one and came back to kill and eat. Xue'er saw it and snatched it from the little eunuch: "Little Liuzi, you are really ruthless, such a good big rooster can bear to kill it?" It looks at you so pitifully! ”

Xue'er, who has become a pro, combs the hair of the little daughter-in-law of the Han family, and the bun is surrounded by a big red fungus garland, and there are no other changes, living with Bing'er, there is really no lingering appearance of the newlywed Yan'er, it may be that she is young, not yet mature, and does not have the rich emotions of adults, giving people the same feeling as before, but the relationship with Bing'er's mother and sister is very harmonious. Su Wenjuan's careful and thoughtful treatment of Xue'er is far better than treating Bing'er, not because Xue'er is noble, but because she feels very sorry for Xue'er, Ruiwangfu has been implicated by herself, Xue'er is the biggest victim, it is unlikely that Xue'er can marry Bing'er according to common sense, although she is in exile, in fact, it is not a big deal, and it is easy to return home. No matter how domineering Ao Bai is, he can't go to the palace to arrest Gege! In the future, it is enough to go out less and not go out. It was the master who let Xue'er go through the experience, and it was the master who asked Xue'er to marry Bing'er, if she wasn't listening to the master, Xue'er would have gone back to Beijing when she found it, where could she marry Bing'er? No matter how capable Bing'er is, he is also a folk common man, just a play. Therefore, Wenjuan takes good care of her daughter-in-law, and after years of wind, frost, snow and rain, Su Wenjuan has changed from a daughter-in-law to a capable housewife and a thrifty housemaker.

Cher's attention is mostly on choreographing and directing dances, studying every dance move, and playing with Bing'er's sister. Bing'er has a lot of things, and there is no heart in the team that he can't handle. When the stall is bigger, there must be more things. And I usually have to adapt and add new plays. The audience will be bored with watching the same repertoire all the time, and it must be updated frequently.

Bing'er came back from outside and saw the big rooster, so she stood and looked at it seriously, thoughtfully. He said to Cher, "Do you think this rooster can go on stage?" ”

"What do you say? Let the rooster come to power? Cats and dogs are better tamed, this rooster? I haven't heard of it. ”

"I think so, it would be nice if I could change it a little bit."

Xue'er became interested, and looked at Bing'er with big eyes flickering, "What do you mean to make it become?" ”

"This cat is somewhat similar to a tiger, and it can become a tiger, but it is difficult to turn a Lala cricket into a tiger."

Cher laughed: "Is there such a metaphor for you?" You say, what does a big rooster resemble very much? It should be easier to change things that are more similar. The little green snake can become a dragon, also because the snake and the dragon are very similar, and the big rooster and the phoenix are the most similar. The little lady in the house has a picture book, and there is the image of a phoenix on it, the head is the same as the rooster, and the body is similar. It's just that the tail is not the same, the tail is very long, like a peacock but different, very beautiful and beautiful. turned the rooster into a phoenix, aren't there several new plays coming out again? ”

"You can draw, can you draw what a phoenix looks like?"

"Okay, I'll try it, it's a rough idea, you just have an impression."

"Yes, with this thing in my mind, the image is so changeable. Cher. Your thoughts are very lively, and in the end, they are a well-seen character. ”

"You're poor, the phoenix I saw in Xiao Eniang's picture book. It's much better than the ones on the walls and paintings in the palace, so you say can you conjure them up? ”

"Absolutely. What new plays can be conjured? ”

"First, there is a very famous 'jade' in the mythological story, which is a fairy riding a phoenix and blowing a hole flute flying and circling in the air full of flowers; Second, there can be a dance of the dragon and the phoenix, called the 'dragon flying and phoenix dance', and third, there can be a repertoire of 'a hundred birds worshipping'. If you think about it again, there may be at least three. But you have to gather all the birds. ”

"Yes, great! You are really Zhuge Kongming. ”

Xue'er deliberately said: "Is it Zhuge or Kong Ming?" ”

Bing'er laughed and pulled Xue'er around the ground a few times, "Mrs. is resourceful, it's better to be late and ashamed!" ”

"Isn't it just an hour late? What is there to be ashamed of? ”

"Huh? Hahaha! The two men laughed. Wen Juan outside also smiled, in the past few days, she was a little worried: she felt that Bing'er and Xue'er did not look like newlyweds, and they did not have the kind of glue-like lingering and sweet feeling of being newly married. When the parents are quite sensitive to these, Wen Juan is the one who came over, and she has been immersed in the joy of incomparable happiness for more than a month after marrying her husband Tie Yan. Tie Yan still belongs to the kind of person who is relatively calm, he has always been unsmiling, but the sweetness of the newlywed marriage is something he will never forget. But Bing'er and Xue'er are completely different, like they are not very good at hiding their feelings at their age, and they are excellent children with each other's appearance and talent, why don't they see their joy? Could it be that Xue'er was not very satisfied with this marriage and reluctantly agreed for the sake of her master's face? In terms of background, Bing'er is too far apart, but ...... She began to be worried, and secretly observed the expressions and words of the two children every day, and did not hear them quarrel, not even bickering, nor how happy they were. Wen Juan reminded Bing'er several times: "You are a man, take the initiative in everything." ”

"What are you talking about?" Bing'er tilted her head and smiled at her mother.

"Laugh! Just know the giggle! Is this still a mother's teaching? ”

Bing'er grabbed her mother's arm and said coquettishly: "Then you can teach!" ”

"Shhhh Don't mess around! Let Gege hear something! Isn't my mother old and serious? Mother asks you, do you have a round house? ”

"What is a round house?" Bing'er began to pretend to be stupid.

"You stink! Look at my mother and don't beat you! When you talk to you about serious things, you can fight haha. Su Wenjuan raised her hand, looking like she had to fight, but she didn't fall.

"My mother, the emperor even has a son now, Bing'er is the same age as him, she won't be inferior to him, right?"

Su Wenjuan showed joy: "Oh? That's good, my mother is relieved. Isn't there anything upset and reluctant about Cher? ”

"What are you wondering? Do you want Bing'er to explain the details? ”

"Don't, don't! Mother knows that you have become husband and wife. ”

"Old ladies are careful!" Bing'er muttered.

"Is my mother very old?"

"Neither old, not old! Bing'er's mother is beautiful and young! Wen Juan came to her son's side, and her son is so capable, so he doesn't have to make up as an ugly woman.