Chapter 226: Eating Too Much Salt Breaks My Brain

After eating a full meal, Xiao Yubai actually set up a rocking chair and sat outside the house to enjoy the moon.

I cleaned up the stove, and then poured a few large glasses of water, finally suppressed the salty taste in my mouth, touched my round belly, and cursed Xiao Yubai for being bitten by mosquitoes in my heart!

It's better to bite him on his cold face and bite him all over the face.

Thinking indignantly, he walked out of the wooden house, but found that Xiao Xuanbai was lying on the rocking chair and fell asleep, under the moonlight, Xiao Xuanbai was dressed in a black robe, his black hair was flowing on his shoulders, shining slightly, and his face was like a crown of jade.

At this time, his heart began to beat again, and he quietly walked to Xiao Yubai on tiptoe, quietly looking at Xiao Yubai with a gentle sleeping face, it would be nice if he could be so quiet all the time.

As soon as I woke up, I either put on a cold face, or I always liked to hook the corners of my mouth and taunt me.

And now he was lying here quietly, his long eyelashes pressed against his eyelids, breathing evenly, his two white and slender hands hanging down at his sides, sleeping defenselessly like a baby.

The corners of my mouth couldn't help but curl, the time for revenge has come!

At this time, I didn't report when I would wait, I returned to the wooden house lightly, for fear of waking Xiao Yubai, so my steps were always very light, and I didn't dare to make a sound.

When I got into the wooden house, I hurriedly took a bowl, took some ashes from the stove, put it into the bowl, added some water, and mixed it into a paste.

Get.

Then he walked out of the wooden house lightly, came to Xiao Yubai, and first called softly: "Xiao Yubai? ”

“……”

No response.

"Xiao Yubai?"

Still no response.

I whispered in my heart, Xiao Yubai let you bully me, see if I don't paint you as a flower cat!

Then he dipped his hand in firewood ash and drew on Xiao Yubai's face, drawing three beards on both sides of his face, and his eyebrows were a little light, which was not worthy of the current three beards, so he ......

Let's get some ash to give you a beautiful face!

If your lips are too red, let's get some ash.

Well, that's a lot more pleasing to the eye.

Ha ha! Ha ha! I'm laughing to death!

Suddenly, Xiao Yu's white eyelids moved, and I was so frightened that I immediately jumped back, and the ash in my hand spilled on my hand, and I instinctively put the hand holding the ash bowl behind me.

Xiao Yubai's eyelids moved a few times, and finally opened them slowly. Seeing me standing in front of him, his face was slightly gloomy, and the corner of his eye swept down my arm behind his back, and said, "Finished drinking the porridge?" Dare Benjun find out that you have fallen! Benjun will open your mouth and pour the whole jar of salt into your mouth! ”

I wiped the cold sweat on my forehead with my hand, held the ash bowl tightly with the other hand, and shook my head weakly, "I didn't pour it out!" Didn't fall out! I drank them all! It's still my tongue numb! ”

"Oh?" Xiao Yubai sat up straight and glanced at the hand behind my back, "Then what are you hiding behind you?" ”

The corners of my mouth twitched, and my steps moved back, "No, it's nothing." Only then did I notice that Xiao Yubai was teaching me a lesson with a face of ashes, and the churning smile couldn't be suppressed and wanted to go out.

But I don't dare to really laugh if I lend a hundred guts, otherwise I don't know how I'll die.

"Stop!"

I instinctively paused my steps, Xiao Yu's white eyebrows were raised, and the two black and thick eyebrows that I had artificially painted followed up, not to mention how funny they were.

With a thud, I couldn't hold back my laughter anymore, lowered my head almost at the same time, and then deliberately sniffed my nose and pretended to cry, "Woo, I, I don't dare anymore!" After drinking so much salty porridge, my stomach is hurting now. ”

"Don't change the subject, take out what you are holding in your hand behind your back."

Xiao Yubai's face became darker, and the corner of his eye swept behind me fiercely, I only beat the drum in my heart, it's over, it's over, this will make him find out that I moved his face, and he will definitely let me swallow this bowl of ashes into my stomach.

What to do!

What to do!

Help me! I was wrong! Don't dare anymore! Why did he do such a bold thing with a brain fever, and he was caught by Xiao Yubai, it was miserable!

I could have imagined that when I saw the ashes in my hands, Xiao Yubai would have hundreds of different ways of dying waiting to clean me up.

"White?"

A gentle voice sounded abruptly in the quiet night, my hand paused slightly, and when I saw the white fairy appear here, she pretended to be the same as she greeted, "Ah, it's you?" ”

Fairy Bai was stunned for a moment when she saw Xiao Yubai, and then looked at me seriously, with a hint of a smile in her eyes, "What are you two doing standing outside?" ”

The corners of Xiao Yubai's mouth stiffened, and I hurriedly said: "The ghost monarch fell asleep here to enjoy the moon reward, I came out to feel the temperature, if it was windy, I would take a piece of clothing for the ghost monarch and cover it." ”

Fairy Bai saw Xiao Yu's white face, but she didn't expose me on the spot, I don't care about her revenge against the Immortal Pavilion for three days, and I am only grateful to her now for a thousand and ten thousand!

"Huh! Weave! Xiao Yubai's chin raised slightly, sneered, stood up and walked to Fairy Bai's side, "You came here suddenly, what if you are discovered!" ”

"It's okay, I'll keep an eye on it all the way."

Fairy Bai looked at Xiao Yubai, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but curl, my heart tightened, hold back! Don't laugh! Otherwise, with Xiao Yubai's cautious character, he will definitely find something different!

Fortunately, the white fairy only hooked the corners of her mouth, and then her eyes fell on me, her eyes were full of small smugness that grabbed my pigtails, and I couldn't help but smile at her, "Seeing that you have been here for so long, I won't say to pour you some tea, you wait, I'll go pour it for you." ”

Backwards often retreat in the direction of the wooden house.

"Ji Xiaofan, you stand there for me! What the hell are you holding in your hand! ”

Xiao Yubai strode towards me suddenly, and Fairy Bai grabbed his arm in time, "I'm really a little thirsty, just let her go and pour it." ”

"......" Xiao Yubai turned his head sideways and glanced at the Bai Yubai Fairy, then he was no longer so depressed, his expression relaxed, and he said lightly: "Okay, go and pour it, I'll clean you up later!" ”

"Huh. Ha. I smiled and nodded, and retreated into the cabin.

Immediately destroy the ashes in the bowl and destroy the corpse, and even if Xiao Yubai finds the things on his face, I will deny it to death, and see what he can do with me!

After rummaging in the wooden house for a while, I found a bag of tea, and when the water in the stove was hot, I hurriedly made a cup of tea and brought it out. Tired? Sit down. ”

He put the tea on the table next to the rocking chair, and then patted the dust on the rocking chair, "Fairy, come and sit down, if you have something to say, sit down and talk to him." ”

Xiao Yubai had a black face, glaring at me with a funny face, "Ji Xiaofan, did you eat too much salt and eat your brain?" ”

You've just eaten your brains! (To be continued.) )