Chapter 216: Linghu Chong's Wisdom
Yi Lin said: "Senior Brother Linghu listened to the words of the South China Sea Crocodile God, laughed, and said: 'The South China Sea Crocodile God is not afraid of the sky and the earth, so naturally he doesn't take Rulai Guanyin in his eyes. But this nun is not as good as coming to Guanyin. Have you ever heard of the three poisons in the world? The crocodile god of the South China Sea touched his head and asked, "What are the three poisons in the world, is there anything more poisonous in the world than our four wicked people?" How can this be reasonable, how can this be reasonable, you quickly talk about the three poisons in the world, Lao Tzu went to find the three shameless guys to have a good fight. ’”
Hearing this, everyone couldn't help but wonder. Although this South China Sea crocodile god's martial arts are high, his head is not very bright. People said that there were three poisons in the world, and he immediately hung up with the four evildoers, and insisted that he wanted to find a "person" who didn't know if it was a "person" or not. When everyone heard that Ling Hu Chong had bluffed the two wicked people, they all felt that he had added glory to the Wuyue Sword Sect and the righteous people. Only the two Taoists of the Taishan faction, Tianmen and Tiansong, are still a little unhappy.
Yi Lin said: "Senior Brother Linghu showed a look of surprise on his face, and said: 'As the saying goes: "Nun arsenic golden thread snake, don't touch him if you have the courage or not!" ”
This nun is a poison, arsenic is a poison, and the golden snake is a poison. Among the three poisons in the world, nuns are the first. The male disciples in our Wuyue Sword Sect often talk about it. If you don't believe it, you can go to Hengyang City and ask now. Hehe, this road was originally to Hengyang City, I think Brother Yun originally planned to go. Right now, the masters of the Wuyue Sword Sect are gathered in Hengyang City, and ordinary people don't have the courage to go up. ’
As he spoke, his eyes glancing at the South Sea Crocodile God. The South Sea Crocodile God puffed out his eyes and said angrily: "His grandmother's, are our four wicked people ordinary people? No. Not to mention Hengyang City, even the head of your Wuyue Sword Sect, the Sun Moon God Sect, we dare to break in. Yilin paused and asked, "Master, what Senior Brother Linghu said, 'Nun arsenic gold-threaded snake, don't touch him if you have the courage or not!'" But really? How come I haven't heard of it? ”
"his grandma's stinking fart."
Master Dingyi was too hot-tempered, and when he heard it, Hu Chong insulted the nun with his words, and in a fit of rage, he almost broke the coffee table. He also returned a swear word in his mouth.
Liu Zhengfeng sighed: "Although Master Linghu and nephew have good intentions, it is too much to be so open-mouthed. ”
Li Yingdong thought to himself: "Nima's South China Sea crocodile god is really interesting, it's really fun to play." It's good to have fun when you have a chance. ”
Yi Lin asked, "Uncle Liu." What words did you say, they were all deliberately fabricated by Brother Linghu? But I think Senior Brother Linghu seems to be really serious. ”
Li Yingdong thought to himself: "The talent of Ling Hu Chong's acting is not something you can imagine. ”
Liu Zhengfeng said: "Naturally." Among the Five Peaks Sword Sect, how could there be such a boring and rude speech? One more day, it will be a big day for Liu to wash his hands. If everyone really has any scruples about your faction, how can Liu respectfully invite Master Dingyi and all the virtuous nephews to come to the house? ”
After all, the words of Liu Sanye of the Hengshan faction are still reasonable, and they are also very face-saving for Ding Yi, Ding Yi listened to these words, his face was slightly gentle, he snorted, and scolded: "Linghu Chong, this kid has a stinky mouth, I don't know which person who lacks virtue trained it." ”
Her words were very vicious, and she even scolded Yue Buqun. It's just that Li Yingdong knew that Yue Buqun was a hypocrite. thought: "Brother Yue doesn't have the ability to train a hero like Ling Hu Chong. Ling Hu Chong did not become bad under Lao Yue's training, but it is quite rare. ”
Liu Zhengfeng said: "Then the South China Sea Crocodile God is not ashamed, and he dares to boast about going straight to the main altar of the Demon Sect, Master Yilin, what is the next situation?" ”
Yi Lin glanced at everyone, and when she saw Li Yingdong staring at her, she turned around and continued: "Senior Brother Linghu listened to the words of the South China Sea Crocodile God and was about to argue. The villain Yun Zhonghe had already preemptively said: "Third brother, don't brag about it here, it's important to get down to business, Boss Duan is still waiting for us." Don't delay too long. This little nun is not poisonous, Lao Tzu will taste it first. ’
Senior Brother Linghu had already intercepted and said, "Brother Yun has countless royal daughters, so naturally he has tried a hundred times, but this little nun is really untouchable. Don't look at this little nun who is as beautiful as a flower, she really wants to get it, but she can't get rid of it. Not only will they harm themselves, but even their brothers and relatives will be punished one by one. As the saying goes, "Nuns and nuns are innocent." ”
Don't look at this for no reason, but it's true. I remember a hero more than ten years ago, but because of molesting a nun, his family was ruined, I must believe it. Don't you see that the people on the rivers and lakes are very polite to nuns? Hearing this, many people laughed again, even Li Yingdong couldn't help laughing, covering his mouth and laughing. Originally, everyone was forcibly patient, but the more Yi Lin said, the more unbearable it became. You must know that Ling Hu Chong's tone with some helplessness and the tone of the crane in the clouds, and the stupid and non-trash tone of the South China Sea crocodile god were spoken by a beautiful nun, with an infinite coquettish tone, and a few of them were able to endure it.
Ding Yitie's face turned blue and roared angrily: "Yilin, shut up." Tell me to say this? You just talk about what happened in the end, and don't talk about the rest. ”
Yi Lin snorted, "Yes, master." In the end, the South China Sea Crocodile God was moved by Senior Brother Linghu, and resolutely did not allow the crane in the clouds to touch my body, and the South China Sea Crocodile God wanted to drive me away, but was stopped by the crane in the clouds. The crane in the clouds and the crocodile god of the South China Sea wanted to come to Hengshan City to see the boss, and the four of us went to Hengshan City together. They wanted to go back to the Yanlou to drink, and forcibly took me up. But master, our Hengshan faction has very strict rules, and I don't want to drink anything, but Senior Brother Fox and them are very happy. In the end, the senior brothers and uncles of the Taishan faction and the Hengshan faction arrived, and then they drove away the South China Sea crocodile god of the crane in the clouds, but Senior Brother Linghu accidentally injured the crane in the clouds. ”
I didn't talk about the whole thing before, but at this moment, I finished the matter in a few words, and before everyone could react, it was already over. It's like watching a movie now, I just saw the highlights, but the drama has ended.
Li Yingdong muttered: "It is estimated that there will be a sequel." ”
Everyone thought about Ling Hu Chong's wisdom, and they didn't blame him anymore, but the Taishan faction had somewhat lost face, and Tianmen and Tiansong were a little depressed.
Seeing that everyone was a little bored, Yi Lin's eyes widened and said, "Then I was brought here by the senior brother of the Hengshan faction. ”
She thought that others were still waiting for her to tell the story, as if she wanted to make up for everyone: "Now it's the finale......." (To be continued.) )