Chapter 42: The Fire Cloud Evil God
In class, there are constantly prepared students to perform on stage. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The teachers suggested that everyone should not blindly act as a madman, but also act as a fool appropriately.
Just watching his classmates perform, Zhou Yi felt a little bored, and seeing that everyone was almost performing, he seized the opportunity to go up and perform. This time he responded to the teacher's call to perform a fool. Who says a handsome guy can't play a fool?
Actively participating in class training will definitely make a good impression on the teacher.
In the future, it will be much easier to find a teacher to help you with things.
No matter what school teachers are, they all like good students.
Zhou Yi also had calculations in his heart. This time he intends to perform a funny fool. During the performance, Zhou Yi squatted in the middle of the classroom ground, crept forward, stretched out his fingers, and poked forward secretly, as if he was teasing something, and croaked twice in his mouth, as if he was teasing a toad.
Suddenly, Zhou Yi shrank his body and flipped backwards, extremely flexible.
It seemed that the toad in front jumped up and startled him.
Zhou Yi showed a look of panic on his face, and then became curious, and volleyed over again, this time his elbows and knees of all four limbs landed on the ground together, and his limbs were spread, his back was lowered, and he was lying on his stomach like a humanoid toad.
This is simply the fire cloud evil god in "Kung Fu" in the previous life.
The classmates were so happy to see it, they laughed, and felt that Zhou Yi's skills were too flexible, and they could actually learn to jump like a toad on the spot, and they were also drunk.
The teachers couldn't help but laugh and thought it was very interesting.
Zhou Yi puffed up his neck at this time, and made a croaking sound in ventriloquism, as if he was greeting the toad opposite, making a call of the same kind, and disguising himself as a humanoid toad.
The classmates laughed forward and backwards, and they were overjoyed: they can bulge their necks and make sounds in their stomachs, which is also convincing you!
The little girls covered their mouths and were happy, thinking that Zhou Yi was too funny, and his movements were so funny.
Although it is impossible for Zhou Yi to bulge his neck out of the effect of the special effects of the movie, it is also very interesting.
The toad on the opposite side seemed to be attracted and was bouncing around.
Zhou Yi followed the other party to volley and somersault, turning left and right, turning forward and back, but no matter how he turned, his limbs always maintained the shape of a toad, and his elbows and knees landed together, just like a big toad, he was simply performing toad skills.
Even if it's a real toad, it's impossible to toss like this.
Even if he is a real master of national arts, it is very difficult and basically impossible to imagine that Zhou Yi is like a toad, and he can still crackle and roll in the air everywhere. Toad Gong is just a fantasy in the novels of the previous life, but it is not available in reality, and even if there is, it is impossible to practice it like this.
It's a real test of skill.
However, Zhou Yi's performance is really interesting, referring to the action performance of the Huoyun Evil God in the movie in his previous life, and the scene of a fool who knows how to do national art pretending to be a toad is vivid, vivid and extremely funny.
The students laughed wildly and thought this kind of performance was too enjoyable.
This is a performance toad, you can jump like this, it's just a toad!
If you are acting as a fool, this fool is also a master of national arts.
Zhou Yi continuously staged the toad turning over, which was really exciting.
The four teachers were all very happy and speechless: Are you performing the national art toad?
However, Zhou Yi's talent in national arts is indeed too good, which makes people have to admire and admire.
This kind of action, you can't learn it if you want to!
Many students burst out laughing.
The young dragon laughed and said, "This is clearly an alien toad, definitely not an earth species!" ”
The students were even happier: this is so reasonable, I can't even refute it.
Just when Zhou Yi was performing happily and lively, Shui Yuexun in the audience couldn't help it, swished, jumped up, jumped into the middle of the field, and stepped on Zhou Yi with his feet.
Everyone didn't know what she was doing, why did she step on Zhou Yi? They put on a good show. But the teachers didn't stop it, they wanted to see the little girl's intentions, and they couldn't stop other people's desire to perform.
Zhou Yi was disturbed by Shui Yuexun, and did not get up, as if he was not affected in the slightest, as if he was really a toad, maintaining the posture and shape of a toad, banging, moving sideways, jumping to the side, avoiding Shui Yuexun's pedaling.
"Quack! Croak! Croak! Why are you stepping on me? ”
Dare to love this is a talking toad, Zhou Yi is acting as a fool, not a dumb person, of course he can speak.
Poof, Shui Yuexun was also lying on the ground, facing Zhou Yi, staring at him with big eyes.
Is this to accompany the performance?
"Step on fleas! Step on fleas! When I saw a flea, that's how I reacted, and I wanted to step on it! Shui Yuexun said very cutely.
"I'm a toad, not a flea!" Zhou Yi said stupidly.
"You're a flea, you're a flea!" Shui Yuexun shouted.
"I'm a toad, I'm a toad!" Zhou Yi shouted.
These are two fools!
Zhou Yi stretched out the front legs of the two toads to pull Shui Yuexun's little head, and he was still performing!
The water moon smoked on the spot, crawling from side to side like a small snake. With the help of her arm strength, she can really crawl, which is really amazing.
"I'm a python, and I eat toads."
Shui Yuexun performs a small snake and pounces on the toad.
Zhou Yi flipped and flipped upside down, lying on his back on the ground, laughing, kicking with four paws, like a toad cramping.
The classmates couldn't laugh at it: Can a toad also roll its belly and laugh? This fool is funny.
The teachers were also laughing, and they couldn't hold back at all, thinking that the two of them could act in comedy.
Zhou Yi turned over and stood up at this time, and took advantage of the situation to catch Shui Yuexun by the waist, as if he was carrying a slippery little flower snake, and said with a smile: "Okay!" All right! The show is over. What the hell are you doing? ”
Shui Yuexun landed on her feet, stood up straight, and grinned: "Brother Zhou Yi, I am cooperating with you!" Compliment you for acting like this! ”
The students burst into laughter.
Anyway, after Zhou Yi's performance, it can be regarded as a joy for his classmates and teachers.
However, his performance did impress everyone.
All kinds of toads turned over and performed very wonderfully and extraordinary.
The teachers also summarized with interest, and did not think that Zhou Yi's performance was a complete farce. can perform to this extent, relying on real kung fu, not nonsense. Any classmate, come up and mess around, can you perform to this extent? You can't do it without a super strong foundation in national arts. The teachers understand this truth, and of course they don't think Zhou Yi is fooling around.
Teacher Li Mubai said: "Don't laugh, everyone, in fact, Zhou Yi performed very well. Although he is acting as a fool and pretending to be a toad, he does perform the toad vividly, especially his national art skills are commendable. To be honest, it's the first time I've ever seen someone act like a toad like this. ”
The students laughed, but they also nodded their heads, thinking that the teacher had a point.
In fact, it was the first time they had seen someone perform a toad like this.
This is simply a national toad, and it is also very exciting to perform in a movie.
The students talked a lot, and the classroom atmosphere was extremely lively.
The two young teachers also talked to everyone at this time.
"Actually, Zhou Yi was also performing an animal simulation just now. This is one of our main training components. The internal and external characteristics of animals are obvious and easy to capture, which is conducive to the liberation of students' psychology and body. Of course, it is indeed difficult to be as liberated as Zhou Yi. ”
The classmates nodded one after another, they really felt that it was very difficult, it was hard work, and they couldn't fake it at all.
Teacher Li Mubai said: "Animal simulation exercises are really important, so let's leave an assignment for everyone first!" You can go back and watch "Animal World", or go to the nearby zoo to try to simulate an animal. ”
The students all know what animal simulation is all about, and there is no need for the teacher to say more.
Animal simulation is to let students pay attention to observe a variety of different animals, big, small, fierce, docile, cunning and honest, etc., under the distinctive external characteristics, and strive to find their internal characteristics, understand their psychological state, through body imitation and eye use, image display. If you only imitate appearances, it is lifeless and lacking in vitality.
The ability to observe from the outside to the inside is something that acting students need to master.
After a brief introduction by the teachers, this training is considered to be in the past.
Some students who are not qualified in performance have to take small classes to practice during the holidays, and many students are going to be depressed.
Can the eleventh long holiday be well passed?
In class, the teachers continue to lecture, the theoretical knowledge is more talked, and the games and training are relatively not too much, but they will be completed with quality and quantity every time. If you can really put yourself into it, the effect will naturally be better. If you keep giggling and playing the game, it won't work.
Moreover, students must practice more after class, and usually participate in various programs and club activities, there are many opportunities, so don't worry. These trainings should not only be done in class, but also after class, all by their own efforts. No matter how much the teacher urges, even in small classes, but he doesn't care, it's useless. Don't look at what the teachers say, but the university is mainly on its own.
After talking about the theoretical knowledge, the teacher took everyone to do attention training.
Teacher Li Mubai asked all the students in the first row to stand at the large window of the rehearsal room, look outside the campus for a minute, and then try to say as much as possible what they saw, which is an exercise in visual attention.
A minute later, the students in the first row had finished their observations and all turned to face the teacher.
Teacher Li Mubai first asked: "What did Teacher Yu Xiulian and I whisper here just now?" Which student will answer? ”
Most of the students were stunned and completely stunned. Just now, the teacher only asked the students to look out, but did not let the students pay attention to what he said. The two teachers speak very quietly, even if they pay attention, they may not be able to hear clearly, let alone if they don't pay attention, who can hear? The students were not paying attention to them at all, and when they heard the teacher's question, they were naturally shocked.
However, Zhou Yi immediately raised his hand.
"Zhou Yi."
Teacher Li Mubai is used to it, and he is not surprised at all, every time he trains in the class, Zhou Yi is the first to speak and take the initiative.
Zhou Yi replied: "Just now, Mr. Li asked Mr. Yu, Director Guo's second marriage, what gift did you give?" Teacher Yu said that he sent a pair of walnuts, which represents a hundred years of good kernels (together). Then Mr. Yu asked Mr. Li what he had sent, and Mr. Li said that he had given them a sketch portrait. That's it. ”
The classmates were stunned: what kind of ears are you? Did you really hear that? It's just amazing.
The students who didn't show up in the audience were also amazed.
Teacher Li Mubai smiled and said, "Classmate Zhou Yi, it seems that it doesn't stump you!" ”
Zhou Yi also smiled: For agents who have received professional training from the military command youth group, this is a trivial meaning.
If you don't even have this bit of observation and attention, what kind of agent are you going to be?
Teacher Yu Xiulian asked, "Teacher Cen Feng just dropped something on the table, what is it?" ”
Zhou Yi replied: "Mineral water bottle." ”
The classmates are even more dizzy: Are you a tailwind? Can you hear what is going on over there, too? What ears?
They thought the question asked by the teacher was too incredible, but they didn't expect it to be too simple.
Teacher Cen Feng asked over there, "The classroom door was open just now, how many people passed by outside?" ”
Zhou Yi replied, "Three." ”
Teacher Cen Feng said helplessly: "I'm convinced!" ”
The students were even more convinced: this is simply non-human! You didn't even look over there, you listened with your ears, and you heard so accurately? Listening to the wind and identifying positions is nothing more than that. Everyone was speechless, and they really had to be convinced.
Teacher Li Mubai asked again: "What did you notice when you looked outside just now?" ”
The classmates shook their heads helplessly, this is a kill back to the pistol!
Zhou Yi described the situation outside the campus in detail just now.
Everyone was convinced, and they were speechless: Is the gap between people really so big?
Teacher Luo Bingqian asked coldly, "Tell me what your mother is like." ”
Zhou Yi shook his head and said, "I am an orphan." ”
"Huh? I'm sorry, I don't know. ”
"It doesn't matter. I can talk about the aunt and uncle who adopted me. ”
So Zhou Yi spoke in detail again.
The students only watched Zhou Yi perform alone, only admired, what else could they say? It's not that they don't have a chance to play, but they can't catch it, who is to blame? This is exactly the vicissitudes of the sea, showing the true character of the hero.
It's gold that shines everywhere.
This is the rhythm that shines through the audience again.
Teacher Cen Feng suddenly asked, "When you were eating at noon, did you notice any difference between today's school cafeteria and yesterday?" ”
Zhou Yi replied: "I want to eat shredded potatoes at noon, but the master didn't come when he was sick, so I can't make this dish." A sophomore next to her bought fish-flavored shredded pork, but the cafeteria master misplaced the salt as sugar, so she had to redo it again, and apologized to the senior sister. ”
The roommates who ate with Zhou Yi were surprised: why didn't we find out? You're kidding! It must be a joke.
The little girls are a little dizzy: Are you Superman? What kind of observation is this?
Here, Teacher Yu Xiulian suddenly asked, "Which of the three roommates in your dormitory is different from yesterday?" What's the difference in dressing? ”
Zhou Yi replied calmly without thinking: "Yang Yuxian has a new white shirt, Wu Baixiong has a new pants, and Young Qinglong rehearsed a sketch yesterday, and he feels that he is a little shorter and not dominant. ”
"Poof!"
The students burst into laughter.
The young dragon held his head in his hands and asked Cang Tian speechlessly: How can you talk about this kind of thing? It's so depressing! How did you find out?
He didn't tell his roommate that he wore an inner height! How can you be embarrassed to talk about this kind of privacy?
Everyone really feels that Zhou Yi is divine.
Are you omniscient, all-knowing, all-powerful?
Teacher Li Mubai clapped his hands and smiled: "Okay! That's it for this training. Zhou Yi's answers were wonderful, and he continuously answered various questions from our four teachers, and did auditory attention exercises, visual attention exercises, internal attention exercises, conscious attention exercises and attention distribution exercises. Everyone should cooperate with each other after class and practice like this often. ”
The classmates were speechless, they watched Zhou Yi show off his red fruit in class, and he still had to practice after class?
I really can't stand this stimulation, it's too shocking.
It is estimated that the teachers are also speechless, and they don't want other students to practice in class anymore, which is simply torturous.
Zhou Yi knocked over a room of people with one shot.
The little girls also gave Zhou Yi a thumbs up, they didn't have to perform in class this time, and they were quite happy.
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