"The most absurd and nonsensical joke in history - David wants to sell Notts County!" 》

"It's better than April Fool's Day, David created a holiday with a lie"

"The Inside Story of the Failed Notts County Change of Ownership, No One Can Afford Notts County"

Playing the World - David's Lie

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As David assured the fans in front of the club, the news soon boiled again, and it turned out that all this was a farce directed and acted by David!

The people who didn't believe that David would sell Notts County were overjoyed, and although the matter didn't have much to do with them, after all, they made the right judgment and prediction, and this prophetic satisfaction was still good. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

And those who are disturbed by the so-called truth are not so rational, and they can't wait to scold one by one, dare not play so big!

Football commentators from all walks of life also have the expression of a dog, and they mobilize the crowd to pull out a big battle, only to find that everything is a joke at all, which is really a bit unacceptable.

The whole world seems to be in chaos, and the whole world is being played by David.

Until now, David has still not accepted a public interview, and everyone can only scold David on the Internet.

But David doesn't care, how much impact these online keyboard warriors can have, it's just to vent his dissatisfaction.

In the fourth round of the league, Notts County challenged Bolton Wanderers away, and when the team arrived away, David finally had to face the reporters, but fortunately David held an impromptu press conference at the hotel, and all the reporters who could make it to the meeting room were packed to the brim, and later reporters could only attend outside the door.

When David appeared at the front desk, the reporters below were silent, waiting for David's speech.

"I think I see a few familiar faces down there? Well, it's a pleasure to see you again! David stood on it, not a little cramped, not a little flustered.

The reporters in the audience are about to riot, all at this time, what kind of sentiments are they playing, think about their situation!

"I've always wondered why there's been so much news about Notts County FC in the media, do people really think I'm going to sell Notts County?" David asked rhetorically in a tone of utter surprise.

The reporters were so broken by David's betrayal that they scolded angrily in their hearts, you should explain quickly!

"Well, seeing everyone's impatient eyes, let's talk about how the rumors appeared!" David continued: "It all goes back to a long, long time ago, on that sunny morning, quiet and peaceful, after a lazy wake up, I slowly enjoyed breakfast, thanked God for the gift, and then spread out the morning newspaper......"

Before David finished telling the beginning of the story, the reporters in the audience almost threw bricks at the stage!

"Talking about the !!!!! point" The reporters roared as if they were about to break through the ceiling.

David waved his hand hurriedly, and said with a defeated look: "Okay, let's talk about the point, it's not that I said you, it's not good to be too impatient as a reporter!" ”

"Actually, I didn't know what the problem was at first, but I thought about it carefully in the past few days, maybe when I was at the gate of the club that day, a few journalist friends misinterpreted what I meant, and then things developed into the current situation that is almost out of control!"

As soon as he said this, a reporter in the audience stood up directly, this reporter was one of the reporters who was on the scene that day, and he questioned David loudly.

"Mr. Parvis, we didn't misinterpret your words, you swore that you were going to fire Heynckes and sell Notts County, and all of our reporters here at the time can testify!"

Reporters were talking, and it was clear that the show had already begun.

David shrugged his shoulders and said with a look of incomprehension: "That's why I said that you misunderstood what I meant, I remember that the situation seemed to be that I was going to drive home, and you blocked my way, and you had to communicate with me, I didn't say that I would accept your interview as a club president!" ”

"Whether you're interviewed or not as a club president or not, it doesn't change the fact that you said that, can you admit you didn't say you were going to sell Notts County Club?" The reporter stood up and continued to question David.

"Well, you're mistaken, I'm actually a lot of people, I'm the president of the Notts County club, I'm also the assistant coach of the Notts County first team, and I'm also a reporter for The Daily Telegraph, so I'm a fellow of you!" Speaking of this, David took out the press card that he had prepared a long time ago.

The reporters were dumbfounded, what is the situation, David, a football bigwig, going to be a reporter?

However, rich people just like to do some maverick things, and it is not uncommon for rich people to ask for food, maybe David has this hobby!

But what does the current matter have to do with whether David is a journalist or not?

Everyone was waiting for David's next step.

"I didn't say that I would be interviewed as the chairman, but my journalist friends who were there at the time wouldn't let me go, so I just talked to my colleagues as a journalist."

"Because I'm learning how to be a good journalist, I'm trying to speculate about my chairmanship as a journalist, combined with the characteristics of journalists who distort facts and make up news, so I can say something like that, but in fact, it's just an immature assignment for an intern journalist!"

"Do you know what I mean?"

After David finished speaking, there was silence in the audience, and the reporters were stunned, and their eyes shattered to the ground.

What are you talking about?

We don't understand!

Even if the reporters have a delicate heart, I am afraid that they will not be able to react to what David means for a while.

Am I speculating as a journalist about my chairmanship?

Who can understand this Nima!

Your explanation is really good...... There's no logic!

Do you dare to be a little more far-fetched, dare to be a little more shameless, dare to continue to talk nonsense?

The reporters looked at David as if they were looking at God, at least God wouldn't be so nonsense.

However, this explanation left the reporters speechless, and when it came to this point, did they still need to argue?

I'm afraid that no amount of argument can surpass David's logic!

The reporters were defeated, and at the press conference, they were scolded by David and suffered his metaphorical irony, but they could not find a way to embarrass David, so they had to leave in disgrace. (To be continued.) )