After the lunch break, Lord Hades of the Night, who was burdened with a heavy responsibility (possessed by the god of gossip), was finally full of ambition (ducks on the shelf) and was semi-forced by Zhang Xiaoshuai to be sent to the patient's amusement room.

Speaking of which, borrowing the corpse to return the soul is not an uncommon thing in their demon world, but the saying is different, the so-called borrowing the corpse to return the soul in people's mouths, using their demon world to say, is actually possession and seizure, but in the eyes of Lord Hades in the dark night, the human beings with fish lips not only have a short lifespan and ability scum, but also have a long feather on the body that can be taken out of their hands.

It is a pity that under the shameless betrayal of Zhang Xiaoshuai, the owner of the fish lips, Lord Hades not only performed humiliating actions such as eating melon seeds and peeling tea leaves and eggshells in public, but also did two math problems brain-dead, which undoubtedly caused great damage to his young mind.

Seeing that the atmosphere had almost been rendered, Zhang Xiaoshuai immediately coughed lightly to signal that the Lord of the Dark Night Hades could use a killer move, and seeing that it didn't move for a long time, he couldn't help but smack it on the head.

The Night Hades King was already tossed by Zhang Xiaoshuai's belly of evil fire, and at this moment, he was even more angry from his heart, and evil was born to the side of his guts, and he immediately shouted in a sharp voice:

"Grandma Murmur's bloody dog X XXX, Murmur a deflated bar XXX"

When everyone heard this, they all had a shocked expression on their faces that were struck by lightning: "......"

Zhang Xiaoshuai covered his face with one hand, his head was almost inserted into the crotch of his pants, his face was a god thing, he didn't know it now, so where did he learn all these extremely rough swear words? He swore to God, he really didn't teach it this! It's fucked up that no one is self-taught.

At the same time, Xu Cheng was already completely confused, saying that what kind of demon is this starling brother, this swear word scolded him so comfortably, like a spring breeze, and actually vaguely reminded him of a memory that had already been a little vague, so warm. Like a mother's embrace.

"Little brother, you are a really good bird, can you resell it to me?"

"It's not going to work."

Zhang Xiaoshuai said with a bitter face:

"When I first saw him, he was a round egg! It was I who worked hard to help it break its shell and raise it. Affectionately like siblings, they will never sell it. ”

Lord Hades in the dark night rolled his eyes very facelessly, hypocritical human beings, it was too shameless, when Lao Tzu was still an egg. Your grandparents weren't born yet!

"Sell it to me! I pay a high price, my son is the head of state, my daughter is the wife of the head of state, I have money, the treasury is mine, you sell it to me, I will give you a lifetime of glory and wealth, inexhaustible, inexhaustible. ”

Seeing that Zhang Xiaoshuai refused to part with love, Xu Cheng immediately showed the scandal of his son and daughter's promiscuity to deter the other party (?) ）。 Zhang Xiaoshuai was instantly shocked into a cold sweat, saying that sometimes, the brain circuits of patients with mental illness are really incomprehensible, and there is really no one who blows so loudly.

"It's definitely not going to work to sell, or else, I'll lend it to you for free to play for a while, can it be done?"

Ignoring the inexplicable hateful gaze of the Hades King in the dark night, Zhang Xiaoshuai took its wings and forcibly stuffed it into Xu Cheng's arms.

"Good! You have to accompany Uncle Xu well! ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai said. There was a knowing smile on his face, but when he pretended to smile gently and helped the dog's head, his hands were covered with blood marks from the claws of the grudgeful Night Hades, and his face was about to be distorted in pain at the moment.

That's it. The former mountain lord who does not sell his body was given to a lewd uncle by Zhang Xiaoshuai, the shameless master, to play with him without any discipline, and at the same time started his miserable career of chatting.

…………………………………………….

All afternoon, one person and one bird spent all kinds of boring and unspoken words.

Xu Cheng: "Xiao Ming, right?" Say what you just said again, grandpa will give you melon seeds to eat. ”

Night Hades: Is this idiot addicted to being scolded? Evil humans are indeed snake spirits.

"Murmuring at that biao look, thin and soft like a straw sole. What are you looking for? Murmur and face look, look at the biang virtue, thin and sticky and rotten under the pot, I swallowed, it's a farmer's hara stick, I bah! ”

Xu Cheng: "......"

It's full of memories of home! Is there wood? Therefore, the hometown sound has not changed and the sideburns are declining, even if he forgets the past and passes away, he still can't forget this kind of hometown, he finally remembered that he used to be a glorious D city person.

Xu Cheng: "Xiao Ming, you scolded too well, come on, come on, scold a few more words." ”

Night Hades: "......"

Is this a completely insane rhythm? It's pitiful, it's crazy at such an age, what a sin!

Xu Cheng had already turned on the mode of reminiscing about the past at this time, and he didn't need anyone to answer at the moment, he was already talking to himself.

"I still remember when I first saw Xiuying, she was also like you, articulate, with a lotus tongue, but I accidentally stepped on her foot, she chased me and scolded for more than half an hour, during which she was stunned and didn't say a word, scolding my heart and liver, all flew to the sky."

Night Hades: "......"

Murmur is a slut, do you know? There is actually such a cheap hobby in the bones, you show your face~!

Xu Cheng: "Later! Your mother thinks I don't have any money, and she doesn't agree with us to engage in a partner, so I really had no choice at that time, so I secretly went to Guangdong with someone to work, this time! It's five years, five whole years, you don't know how much hardship I have suffered, no matter how hard and tired I am, I can bear it, but at night, I miss you so much, I think that even in my dreams you point your nose and scold me. ”

Night Hades: "......"

Work? Guangdong? Wait, it seems to have heard something very good.

Xu Cheng: "Later, I really thought that you couldn't think about it, I heard that the country called for the resumption of the college entrance examination, so I bought a ticket to go back regardless of it, I didn't expect it, I really got in, and then later!" I married you, but I never mentioned it to anyone again in those days of working in Guangdong, it was really a painful memory, if I could, I would like to remain in my memory forever. ”

Night Hades: "......"

Nani? Shenma's painful memories are so difficult to let go? Could it be that he was raised by a rich woman? Or was you unfortunate enough to be deceived into the organization? Or is it even worse, being adopted by a wealthy businessman? Well, that's pretty miserable.

Xu Cheng: "Xiuying, I was going to look for you that day, but ah, your daughter stopped me, she said that you have passed away, unfilial son!" You are obviously alive and well, she actually said that you died, and when I am discharged from the hospital, I will go to you, and we will clean up this unfilial daughter together......"

Night Hades: "......"

wants to live in the world, but now there is no place at all; Looking at all kinds of red and purple, they have become clouds of smoke.

Ay! Ask what the world is like, the straight church also hesitates, and the demon also hesitates. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Xu Cheng: "Xiuying, what should I do?" I almost forgot about you, I almost forgot about you."

.................................................... (To be continued.) )