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The young lady of the Liu family, the apprentice of Master Xile, is about to publish a book!

Oops hey! What can a woman write?

It is rumored that the master's apprentice's maiden family is a pig slaughterer in a mountain nest, and this profession is very tall and peer with Emperor Taizu.

Could it be that the master's apprentice wants to publish a "Pig Breeding Guide" or "Pig Killing Guide" or something to tell us about the one, two, three that we should pay attention to when raising pigs and killing pigs?

The long-tongued women in Kyoto don't think so, I heard that the master's apprentice has nine brothers, and the master's apprentice already has two sons after marrying into the Liu family, which is known as the country of daughters. If it weren't for the national mourning and not allowing children to be born, the third one would definitely have been on it! Mrs. Liu's family history must be to write about how to maintain a woman and how to give birth to a son and raise a son's secret!

Du Xiaoxi closed the door at home and thought about the first aid method he knew, and Xiao Prosperity was sent to the old lady by Du Xiaoxi.

Du Xiaoxi didn't go out at home, but he suffered from the people of the Liu family who showed up every day.

Whether it is the upper court or the lower dynasty, Uncle Liu has been condoled several times, and the "Guide to Killing Pigs" has been condoled. Liu Erye went out to socialize, and several business partners were already worried, and asked, "Does the Liu family plan to change to a pork chain?" What should I do with the supply in the future? The opponent in the business even smiled in front of him and asked if the Liu family was not good, would you like to help?

The two of them are bitter on their faces, happy in their hearts, laugh, laugh, and wait for the book to come out and you will cry!

They have heard their son (nephew) say the main content of the book, as long as they have this book, the Liu family will definitely be famous for eternity. As the ultimate victors, we are all embarrassed to deal with those of you who are destined to be nameless.

Of course, the most bitter is Liu Yao.

Liu Yao is currently the editor of the Hanlin Academy, but he is not as good as the person who compiled books for the former emperors and empresses, he is responsible for the life and future affairs of the princes and princes of the older generation of the royal family. To be honest, it's really not interesting to record the privacy of some old men who have died! He'd rather go and see some of the new poetry collections that everyone has released.

Most of Liu Yao's colleagues are gold-plated gentlemen and nerds sent by various families, and less than thirty percent of them are really talented and learned. So because of these tricks that lowered the grade of their Hanlin Academy, Liu Yao received a lot of ridicule.

"Oops! Lady Liu came early today, huh? I heard that your wife wrote a "Guide to Pig Breeding", and when you go back to publish the book, remember to say that I will go to the cheers! "This is an ugly guy who is not as handsome as Liu Yao.

"Lord Liu, my family has prepared a hundred dolphins in my village, just waiting for your family's books to come out and raise fat and strong to make a lot of money!" This is the stupidity of the rival faction.

"Lord Liu is early, three hundred and sixty lines are the champion, your wife can be from the same background as Emperor Taizu and has a lot of experience, you must go and read it!" It's some nerd second-in-command.

Liu Yao was warmly welcomed and condoled by his colleagues along the way.

Liu Yao took a deep breath and silently recited the daughter-in-law's teaching, Mo was angry, and smiled and faced all the cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods.

My Uncle Taishan killed the pig, my daughter-in-law is amazing, how can you stupid mortals understand?

Liu Yao walked to his place and sat down, and then read what he didn't finish reading yesterday.

Well, it turned out that the king of Shoukang County died of flower willow disease.

Deserve! The daughter-in-law said that the stallions that mess with the relationship between men and women should be damned!

"Lord Liu, Lord Chang, please come over."

Chang Daren is the grandfather of the child saved by the stars, and he takes good care of Liu Yao these days.

Liu Yao stood up, patted his clothes, and left with the playful eyes of his colleagues.

"Lord Chang!" Liu Yao saluted respectfully.

"Lord Yanagi!" Chang Yuhan also gestured for Liu Yao to sit down.

The scholar served tea, and Chang Yuhan smiled at Liu Yao and said, "Thank you Linglang for saving my family Bowen some time ago." Originally, I should have come to the door to thank you earlier, but I thought that Ling Lang was still in the academy and was afraid that you would be worried, so I thought about waiting for him to come back and thank you in person. Ling Lang is quite generous at a young age, which is really enviable. ”

Speaking of his eldest son, Liu Yao is still very proud, his eldest son has been a good treasure since he was a child, and he will study hard in the academy and not make trouble. Such a sensible good baby's family is loved.

Liu Yao said a few words modestly, and Chang Yuhan asked some more about repairing the book, and the two talked happily.

Chang Yuhan raised his head and looked at Liu Yao with a smile and asked, "I heard that Mrs. Zun is compiling a book, I don't know what kind of book it is, if it is suitable, it can be sent to the name of Guozijian for printing and distributing." ”

Liu Yao was overjoyed when he heard this!

Under the name of Guozijian, it is the bookstore of the great merchants subordinate to the government, and it is the most formal official engraved book, and the newspapers of the mansions are printed and sent to all parts of the country. In addition to the important Di Bao, most of the people who could print under the name of Guozijian were recognized by the literati. It's not like a book that you print out with your own money or your apprentices.

Liu Yao and Du Xiaoxi had already discussed, if they couldn't find a way, they would write and print by themselves. Now if you can be recognized by Lord Chang to print and publish under the supervision of the country, your daughter-in-law will no longer have to hurt the silver!

Liu Yao said with a happy face: "After the child saved people, Uchiko thought deeply and felt that it would be better if she could use the knowledge she knew to benefit more people, so she decided to write a book on first aid methods. ”

The villain in Chang Yuhan's heart patted his chest happily, fortunately, fortunately, it was not "Pig Raising Guide" and "Pig Killing Guide", otherwise he would rather not return the favor, and he would not have ruined the reputation of our old Chang family!

Glad is followed by rejoicing, first aid! Big Shang doesn't have a book on this!

Chang Yuhan touched his beard and asked modestly: "The old man hasn't seen the relevant books yet, Mrs. Liu is really a genius, I don't know if Lord Liu can mention a little bit about it." ”

The adults praised it falsely, and Uchiko said that it was about drowning, falls, fractures, burns, food poisoning, and other emergency tips. The specific content is relatively large, and it is difficult to be detailed for a while, and I hope that the adult Haihan. ”

"Drowning? Is drowning savable? ”

However, when she was in Shanshui County, Uchiko used this method to save a child who had drowned and fainted. Uchiko said that drowning people who lose their breath and pulse in a short period of time do not necessarily mean that they are really dead, and ninety percent of them are fake deaths. If you give you the method of crossing the qi and pressing the heart, you may be able to save people. ”

Chang Yuhan frowned, "Ferry qi, the old man once heard that the method of crossing qi to save people with chest paralysis and fainting is the same as drowning, it is said that it is people's anger to save people, and if it is crossed to others, it will reduce life." ”

"Master Chang misunderstood, it is the pure qi of the food in the heart and the natural qi in the air, not the essence of the human body, and the pure qi can be replenished by food, and it will not damage the life of the person at all."

Liu Yao explained them one by one according to his daughter-in-law's words, and he didn't know how many brain cells Du Xiaoxi had exhausted in order to come up with such a statement that the ancients could accept.

The expression on Chang Yuhan's face was much better, and then he asked a few more simple questions, and finally slapped the table with excitement and praised: "Mrs. Liu is really a strange woman, if this book can be issued in the world, it will be able to benefit countless people." ”

Not to mention anything else, drowning alone, how many people drowning in Dashang every year, especially disobedient children have the most accidents. If this law is effective, how many families will be spared disaster.

After praising again and again, Chang Yuhan said to Liu Yao: "Waiting for your lady's book to be compiled, if it is presented to the imperial review, Your Majesty may be able to follow the palace newspaper to distribute it nationwide." ”

"I lend you good words."

……

Liu Yao returned home with a happy face, and after telling Du Xiaoxi what Chang Yuhan said, Du Xiaoxi became even more crazy!

The emperor has taken a fancy to the national distribution of gods, so awesome!

A lot of what Du Xiaoxi writes is learned or daily knowledge, so Du Xiaoxi's process is very fast, and the framework is being filled little by little.

The first section is common sense, don't hide under a tree on a rainy day, what are the warnings of animal wells and the like when the ground moves, and cover your mouth and nose with a wet cloth when it's on fire. and so on are some common sense for modern people, but they are valuable wealth for the ancients.

The second section is the main text, which lists more than 30 first aid methods. Drowning, fire burns, chest paralysis and fainting, children's hyperthermia, falls and fractures, food poisoning, etc., are some of the methods of first aid in a short period of time.

After Liu Yao read Du Xiaoxi's outline, he praised and praised many of the unheard of methods, and proudly sighed that such a rich daughter-in-law is his own.

Sure enough, what the daughter-in-law said was right, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are useful! You can't eat, you can't drink, you can't save people!

Her daughter-in-law doesn't know how to play the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but she can cook, save people, and raise children!

He is now a master of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but all of his colleagues are at the same level as him. The daughter-in-law is right, others will know it, but they won't, it's better to learn some side doors that are easier to get ahead.

For example: barbecue. I heard that His Majesty has a royal guard in front of him, and his martial arts IQ is not good, but he has a good skill in barbecue, and His Majesty must take him with him every time he leaves the palace.

For example: plan to disk. I heard that the uncle has a good hand who plans to make a plate, and one person can calculate an account in half an hour! Although he only knows one, two, three, four, five, a total of less than a hundred big characters, the household department depends on him. The uncle once muttered that if he was missing, the household department didn't know how many more people would have to be recruited to reach him.

For a month in a row, Du Xiaoxi studied behind closed doors, and with the layout of Liu Yao, a serious book reviser, Du Xiaoxi finally finished writing!

Congratulations!

I can write a lot of traditional characters at once!

Liu Yao frowned and copied his wife's dog crawler, checked it again and again to make sure it was correct, and then let his father and uncle read it again, and then happily took it to Hanlin Academy.

Chang Yuhan was also surprised again and again after getting the book, and on the second day, he privately asked Emperor Jiayuan to present the book to the public.

This book Uncle Liu can also be dedicated to Emperor Jiayuan, but it is a bit boastful, and it is not as suitable as Chang Yuhan, who specializes in compiling books.

Emperor Jiayuan was also very surprised when he got the book, and after reading it, he felt that it was very practical and great. The only downside is that the name acquisition is terrible!

What is the broken name of "Family First Aid Method", at first glance, it is the name taken by the daughter of the pig killer, no culture! It's horrible!

This kind of book that is destined to have a long history of countless living people should naturally be named "Dashang Prepare for Emergency"!

The focus of "Dashang: Preparing for Emergencies" is on the previous big business, and this book is destined to be used in all countries, so we must repeatedly emphasize that this is a big business! Big business's! Big business's!

In addition, the preface of the introduction is to show that the reason why this book was written was at the suggestion of His Majesty the Great Shang Emperor and after arduous and outstanding exploration and discovery.

When Du Xiaoxi got his book, the name was changed, the cover was changed, there was a lot of nonsense, and even the stick figure diagram inside was more fine! Sure enough, it's much taller!

However, fortunately, the emperor's conscience was not eaten by dogs, except for a lot of boastful words about Dashang and the emperor, the editor still has the names of Du Xiaoxi and Liu Yao, and there are no more irrelevant people.

But, but, what the hell is Liu Dushi?

In the evil feudal society, why can't I write my full name in my name? There are so many people with the surname Du in the world, how do others know that it is me Du Zhixi!

Facing Du Xiaoxi's indignant expression, Liu Yao pointed to the preface written by Emperor Jiayuan himself, and the words "virtuous couple" came into view. OK! Good! Their conjugal relationship was also saved!

……

It turns out that "Dashang Prepare for Emergency" is really, really successful.

On the day of its first release, it was released on the same day by major bookstores in Kyoto, and was shipped to various places along with the newspaper.

Because of all kinds of careful thinking, many people went to the bookstore and bought a copy. Secretly rubbed and observed, what was written in the "Guide to Killing Pigs".

Many women got the news that it was published as the secret of having sons and raising sons, and one by one they also sent maids to buy a book and came back.

Outcome! Scammed!

However, the knowledge in the book is also very valuable!

Before the ground moves, will the dog really bark, the chicken will fly, and the well water will churn?

Can a drowning person really be saved? Is it true that giving qi to others will not damage life?

Does eating too many persimmons really grow stones? What about persimmons! You've written it all!

Jingzhong is turned upside down because of a book, especially those who have experienced the earth's movement, and one by one was asked whether the earth's movement would really have an omen?

Ghost remember! I just have to run for my life!

Sales in Beijing were booming, and the feedback from all over the country was even more amazing soon after.

As long as the furniture of the literate man is buckled, the rope is buckled, and the money is taken out and he buys a book and studies it carefully. After listening to the people of the yamen reading it at the main gate of the small village, they all asked to buy a copy and put it in the ancestral hall.

After all, there are so many things in it that you won't be able to remember for a while, and this kind of book with great use value will naturally be left behind to benefit future generations.

The people from the bookstore under Guozijian made several trips to express their gratitude, because the people of their bookstore had to work overtime every day because of this book. The sales are too good, and this month's income has caught up with the big red envelopes during the Chinese New Year!

In the academy, after Fanxing came back, he praised and praised his mother, his mother is really great, and she is the smartest mother in the world!

Everyone in the Liu family went out and their waists were much straighter.

The furniture squinted their eyes and looked at the people of the Liu family with envy and hatred.

I never thought that the daughter of the pig killer would be so knowledgeable and cultured!

Well, maybe it's all taught by the master?

Otherwise, let's take our children to the temple to find Master Joy, maybe our own children will be looked at!

Well, it seems that the eldest niece of the sister-in-law of the daughter-in-law is married to a rich family in the countryside who kills pigs, or take his children to see it.

Look at Emperor Taizu, and then look at the daughter-in-law of the Liu family.

Killing pigs is really a promising profession!

(To be continued.) )