Thirty-fifth: Drink the old lady's footwater
() Subheading: Sorry for lying to you
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"You're so ruthless that you actually pulled the trigger." Luo Xi crossed Erlang's legs, sat on the sofa and said in the direction of pretending to drink coffee.
Xiang put down the coffee cup, raised his eyebrows, and looked at Luo Xi with a playful look and said: "Let's talk to each other, when I pulled the trigger and pulled it up, you actually pressed it down, it was really the most poisonous woman's heart!" ”
Luo Xi rolled his eyes and said, "What do you know, so that it seems real, so that this guy Cobb really thinks that he has gone from the ghost gate." Don't talk about this, you say, will Cobb agree? ”
Xiang stood up, walked to the window, looked at the traffic outside with a faint look and said: "If the plot you gave me is correct, if the world develops according to the plot you said, if I didn't make a mistake in my calculations, and if the information collected by the old man was not wrong, he would agree." ”
Luo Xi's eyes began to turn mosquito coils again, and he was stunned for a while before he said, "I said the direction, why did you suddenly speak as if you were in a dream?" Are dreams still contagious? ”
Xiang was stunned for a moment, then touched the back of his head with embarrassment and said, "You don't have to be like this if you praise me for being smart!" What else is called open hanging, is it just a little smarter than usual, even if I am not in the dream world, I am still beyond Conan, Charlotte, Di Renjie's storage zài! ”
Luo Xi's face was black, sure enough, it was just her illusion just now, how could someone who is not funny put three-dimensional characters, virtual characters, and historical figures together? And he actually compared himself with the latter two people with evil IQs, this direction of not wanting Bilian is definitely not the direction of the domineering president Fan in the dream. Therefore, Luo Ye roared with a stinky face: "Can you ask Bilian and explain it to me!" ”
Xiang put down his hand innocently, and muttered: "Damn, it's you who scold me or you who praise me, can you ask for Bilian." After saying this, before Luo Xi could react, he seemed to change his face and said: "It means that if you have a qiēshun lì, it will be successful." "Luo Xi found that he had a lot more surrealist black lines today than usual.
"What is called a qiēshun lì! What about the pit daddy! You just said that it was a matter of luck! I also pretended to be forced to say such a tongue-twisting paragraph and bullied my chest. Big. Not. Brain? Luo Xi tugged at the collar of the direction and roared as if the horse sect leader was possessed.
Xiang wiped a handful of saliva from his face, pushed Luo Xi away with a look of disgust, raised three fingers and said: "First: this is not a matter of luck, but a matter of probability, second: this idea was proposed by you, and third: the last paragraph is said by yourself, but it's none of my business, don't be angry with me!" ”
Luo Xi frowned, and asked in the direction with a confused expression, "Did I come up with this method?" The direction nodded affirmatively.
Luo Xi blinked, then knocked on his head, and stretched out three fingers with an indifferent face: "First: This is my way, so I agree that this is not luck, second: If I know that you lie to me, I will let you know what is the probability of 100% death, and third: I will not be angry with you in the last sentence, this sentence is a compliment to girls, and some girls want to get this sentence, but they can get the last two words at most." ”
After speaking, Luo Xi left with a proud and petty demeanor. As for the direction, what she said made sense, and I was speechless.
Just like this, half a month has passed, Cobb really didn't appear, and Luo Xi really became angry in the direction, I have to say that Luo Xi is a man, and if you don't use the last sentence to move your anger, you definitely don't need the last sentence to move your anger. Luo Ye used "For Mao, my method was unsuccessful, and the cliff is the reason why your acting skills are too bad" to clean up the direction.
Once again, the direction of speechless life is in dire straits, and the direction of this period fully understands how correct Confucius's sentence "only villains and women are difficult to raise" is. Luo Xi is a man, and her chromosomes are also xx not xy. This doomed her feminine nature.
Women are stronger than men at any time, when they are young, they beat the boys before they lose blood every month, and when they are girls, they still fascinate the boys although they begin to lose blood, not to mention women, whether they are mothers or mothers-in-law, they all have absolute suppression rights over men.
This tragic day gave the direction a lot of inspiration, and the direction wanted to write a book, the title of the book is called "What to Save You, My Male Compatriots", just when the direction has already listed the outline, a good news came: Cobb came to the door!
This is really good news for the direction, so when meeting with Cobb, the direction that should have maintained the arrogant style of the overbearing president repeatedly showed a foolish smirk. It made Cobb wonder if he had made the wrong decision.
Just when the direction couldn't hold back and wanted to show a foolish smile again, Luo Xi appeared in the corner, and then, with a fierce direction, he immediately showed his professional level.
I saw that Xiangxiang's eyes became calm, his expression became serious, and he watched the corners of Cobb's mouth rise up, and said in a slow tone: "I think, Mr. Cobb, who has no concept of time, should have a decision to come this time." ”
Cobb froze for a moment, then came back to his senses, and said with a stern face: "I'm sorry for being a little late because of some things." I accepted the bet, but one more condition had to be added. ”
"I promise." Xiang said lightly, looking at the stunned Cobb with a contemptuous smile on the corner of his mouth, he said: "Don't be surprised, I know your request, as long as you win, I can guarantee that you will be able to return to the United States." ”
Cobb opened his mouth and wanted to speak, but was interrupted by Xiangxiang's outstretched hand, Xiangxiang took a sip of tea, closed his eyes and said, "Do you think I would let you go so easily?" Truth be told, you've had my guys watching over you all the time. Unfortunately, when your wife jumped from the building, my man was downstairs. After saying this, the direction opened his eyes and sighed.
Cobb's sigh of direction was mocking himself. In fact, the direction sighed because his own Taoism was not enough, others were talking nonsense with their eyes open, and he could only close his eyes.
Cobb gasped, stared fiercely in the direction and gritted his teeth: "One question, where were your people at that time, why didn't you save Mar!" ”
Xiang pursed his lips, closed his eyes again, leaned back in the chair and said, "There is no way to save it?" And can it be saved? What's more, it was Mr. Corrian's man who wasn't mine. Oh, by the way, we were law-abiding citizens and we didn't have a recording at the time, so it was up to Mr. Corian to explain it himself. As a capitalist society, I am sure that your officials will "believe" Mr. Corrian's testimony. ”
Cobb took a deep breath, stood up, threw a brown paper bag on the table and said, "This is the information for my current five goals, and I will make you unable to win a single set." With that, Cobb turned and left, feeling that he would be beaten up if he didn't leave. Looking at Cobb's back, the direction crossed his hands and crossed his legs.
Luo Xi, who was hiding in the shadows, walked to the side and picked up the brown paper bag, looked at Cobb's back and whispered: "I should remind him, I always feel that there is a reason for Maar's death." ”
Xiang glanced at Luo Xi, who was a little lonely, closed his eyes, and said softly: "But that may be the failure of the mission." And, according to what you said, Mal's death is doomed, and you can't stop it once and not the second, so it has nothing to do with you at all. ”
"What do we do next?" Luo Xi didn't respond to the topic just now, but asked suddenly.
The direction pointed to the brown paper bag, and said with a smile: "Go and ask the old man for the information and contact number of Cobb's target in the brown paper bag." ”
"What for?"
"Go to them and tell them that someone is going to steal their dreams!" Xiang said with a wicked smile on his face. Luo Xi scratched his head and didn't know what it meant, but because he was in a bad mood, he didn't ask, and turned to Corian to ask for information and a phone number.
Looking at Luo Xi's back, Xiang whispered to himself: "I'm sorry to lie to you, in fact, Sue Sù Cobb can also complete the task, but that would be too time-consuming." Don't worry, you have nothing to do with Mar's death, as for my ......" direction did not continue, but looked at the gray sky outside the window with an intriguing smile on the corner of his mouth......