Chapter 19: Hemorrhoids and Saving Beauty

() Direction lying on the bed thinking about a question, what exactly is the protagonist aura? Why does every traverser have a protagonist aura, just in the direction of this traverser who crossed from 98 to 97 does not have a protagonist aura.

Direction depressed that! Crazy direction! Direction is jealous! That's right, the main reason why the direction is entangled in this pit problem here is that the direction is jealous, and it's so jealous that you don't want it.

In the last episode, he said that Xiang and Du Yan were going to sneak into the Holy Heavenly Gate secretly, because the outer gate of the Holy Heavenly Gate only required teenagers under the age of sixteen. Liu Lao Liu used a ritual very similar to worshipping evil gods to change the direction back to the age of sixteen.

To be honest, the direction was very worried when he accepted this method, worried that his temporary plug-in golden body would block this method back, and the result was very good, this temporary plug-in recognized this method very intelligently, and then the direction successfully became an older Zhengtai.

It stands to reason that this should be a good thing, but the direction is becoming a sixteen-year-old Meng Zheng Queen Mother, and he actually meows hemorrhoids! Depend on! Although it is said that ten men have nine hemorrhoids! But that's a middle-aged man after the age of thirty! Not to mention sixteen years old, even if you are young in your twenties, you have never had hemorrhoids!

The direction is very much looking for Liu Laoliu's theory, but unfortunately, those who pretend to be forced do not punish the heavens, and the sins they have created themselves will be finished while lying on their stomachs! No, this sentence should be said to be pretending to be forced by yourself, and you have to finish it when hemorrhoids come.

But everything should be thought about, although hemorrhoids are committed! But doesn't that test where the temporary external cover door is! Depend on! Not! Although the direction also wanted to comfort himself with such a reason, but the faint pain of chrysanthemum did not agree.

To be honest, Xiang Xiang didn't want to go with Du Yan now, but in order not to turn into a stone, Xiang Xiang still endured the pain and obediently followed Du Yan to the outer gate of the Heavenly Holy Gate.

Along the way, Du Yan looked at the direction from time to time, and continued to walk as if he couldn't understand the direction, and after walking half the way, Du Yan finally couldn't help it, and said with a forced smile: "Sir, what's wrong with you?" Why do you walk with a twist? ”

Xiang barely pulled out a smile, licked his dry lips and said, "It's nothing, suppressing the fighting spirit is crazy." ”

Du Yan sighed in disbelief, and then the two of them continued to walk forward, and after walking for a while, Du Yan said again: "My father actually has this problem, the pain is unbearable, I heard that even the tuba is very difficult!" ”

After stumbling in the direction and barely controlling his body, he said seriously: "Hey~ I wasn't going to tell you, but since you misunderstood me like this, then I'll sue you!" Actually, I'm really crazy, the reason is not because I can't control my fighting spirit, but because I suddenly became sixteen years old as a person who is hundreds of years old, although my fighting spirit has decreased by eighty percent, but only those two layers are a thousand times that of my sixteen years old, how can my body be affected? Naturally, he had problems. To be honest, I didn't have to suffer this, but who made me the only one like you in this world, hey~"

Not to mention Du Yan, who was stunned when he heard this sentence, even Xiang Xiang, a person who knew that he was talking nonsense, was about to believe it. To be honest, if it weren't for the fact that the chrysanthemum was still aching faintly, the direction would almost have been believed!

For the two of them, this is just a small episode on the way, at least the direction himself hopes that Du Yan thinks so.

When the two of them rushed to the outer gate of the Tiansheng Gate, it was a coincidence that it happened to be the time when the senior brother of the outer gate was, so naturally, the two of them entered the outer gate smoothly.

There was also a small episode in the middle, that is, Du Yan was actually a once-in-a-century fire and wood double Banff! Wrong! It's a double vindictive! This suddenly attracted the attention of the elders of the outer gate, if it weren't for Du Yan's disguise of the third layer of fighting spirit, maybe the elders of the outer gate would have directly brought Du Yan into the inner gate as a formal disciple, but he was worthy of the reputation of hating the attraction machine, he was hated by the senior brother.

As for the direction? The direction is even more awesome! Five series of vindictiveness! It's just a pity that the two systems of Dou Qi in this time and space are rare, and although the five series of Dou Qi are also rare, one represents genius and the other represents waste wood.

Because of this, the direction exploded...... Hemorrhoids have erupted, to be exact! Then, there was the scene at the beginning.

The direction was lying on the Chase bed of the outer disciples, thinking about such a question tangledly! The direction feels very unfair, obviously they are all strong, why does Du Yan have no hemorrhoids or a genius fire wood dual-line fighting spirit! But there are hemorrhoids and waste materials in the direction?

Direction tried to comfort himself, although Du Yan has a dual-line fighting spirit, he has no hemorrhoids! ……… All right! The mood of the direction is even more depressed. If it's just Du Yan, it's just that, but the direction believes that although he doesn't read much, there must be no one who has hemorrhoids except for him! If there is, the direction will definitely not be live broadcast to eat Xiang! You're thinking too much.

Taking advantage of the time when hemorrhoids were committed in the direction, Du Yan, who was alias Ghost Hand, had slowly integrated into the outer gate of the Heavenly Holy Gate, and a very important news arrived that fifteen days later, it would be a big competition inside the Heavenly Holy Gate! When the time comes, both the outer and inner doors will participate! The victor of the outer door is not wide, and the inner door can also make a request to the door owner.

If you're really sleepy, you'll send a pillow! Seeing Du Yan's excited face, he also showed a smile when he was lying on the bed, because in this way, he could finally recover to the appearance of a young person, and his hemorrhoids could also be restored.

Actually, the direction is too careful, maybe it really makes the direction nonsense, and on the fifth day of coming to the Heavenly Holy Gate, the hemorrhoids in the direction suddenly healed. The direction can walk briskly, and the direction can jump big!

I was very happy that I decided to go out for a walk, but when I went out of the door, I suddenly remembered that it was estimated that Du Yan was playing pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger at this time, and no one was leading the way around!

But! Directions rejoice! The direction doesn't care! The direction felt that it was so beautiful, and even if no one led the direction, the direction began to wander around very happily.

Unconsciously, I jumped up and down happily and suddenly found myself in a strange place, although I was lying on the chase shop as soon as I entered the outer door, but the scene here was different from what I saw before.

The direction of the very bright mood naturally doesn't care about these small problems, since the hemorrhoids incident, the direction has found that he has become a lot more open-minded! Just as Direction was grinning and admiring the beauty around him, a voice shouting for help reached Direction's ears.

The direction of being in a good mood feels that the whole world should be happy with the direction, so I jump like a sound in the direction of the ...... Jump away. I have to say that although the hemorrhoids in the direction are healed, the intelligence seems to be injured......

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When the direction arrived at the scene, he saw four people who were obviously not Tianshengmen at first glance talking something about a girl that made people frown. How can you tell that these four people are not from the Heavenly Holy Gate? It's very simple, except for the different patterns behind the inner door and the outer door of the Tiansheng Gate, the other doors are all the same.

Hearing that these four unknown creatures were still saying some vulgar words, Direction walked forward very unhappily, and Direction felt that these four people had disturbed his good mood!

It was not only the direction that was disturbed by the good mood, but also the four creatures who were playing hooligans, why do you say that? Because these four chiefs are really a bit too abstract, in the words of Zhang Xiaohua, a writer who does not want to be named, it is strictly forbidden to describe the appearance of these four people if there are no more than five VIP completed works at a certain point. The author doesn't have five, so the author doesn't describe it, so imagine it for yourself!

Everyone is just relying on imagination, but the direction is to face this forbidden face! The direction was surprised! But what surprised the direction even more was the girl who was surrounded by four creatures in the middle. I didn't see it clearly just too far, but now I found out that it turned out to be an acquaintance! Handsome readers have already guessed this bloody scene, the author is handsome, let's talk about it first! That's right, she's the divorce maniac Naranjojo! Guess Du Yan's going to die!

After seeing that it was Naranjojo, the direction lost the idea of going to the hero to save the beauty, and turned around and prepared to leave. But will it be that easy? Apparently impossible.

The four creatures that were forbidden to describe their faces glanced at each other, and the ugliest one of them sneered and said, "Stinky boy, you still want to leave after ruining the good things of the masters?" Stay! With that, he flew in the direction.

The direction looked at the blue light on the body of the ugliest one, and knew that the girl was aggressive, this is the rhythm of the direction to death! Can the direction be endured? Picked up a branch and slapped it in the face of the ugly man No. 1 who had already come to him. Then, taking advantage of the moment when the ugly man No. 1 was stunned, he raised his foot and kicked him in the stomach.

Who is the direction! The direction is a person with a temporary plug-in invincible golden body! What does invincible golden body mean? It means that the master is the most awesome! You're all scumbags! Sure enough, Liu Laoliu, who pretended to be forced, lost, Chu Tian, who pretended to be forced, also lost, and this ugly man No. 1, who was obviously ugly but had to forcibly pretend to be forced, also lost!

Moreover, it is obvious that this ugly man No. 1 is much worse than the previous two! Why? Because this soul fades to ruin the good mood of the direction! Isn't that a heinous sin? It must be a great sin! Therefore, the ugly man No. 1 was turned into a pig's head by a street fighter sixteen style ceì. Not to mention, this look is much cuter than just now.

The ugly men No. 2 to No. 4 standing on the side originally wanted to come forward to help at the beginning, but they didn't expect No. 1 to be beaten so badly. This time, where did these ugly men dare to go up and help. Just when these ugly men changed their eyes and were about to run away, suddenly a cold voice reached the ears of the three of them.

"Are you going to leave like that?"

The three ugly men turned their heads with sad faces, and the second ugly ugly man No. 2 said with a trill: "Less...... Young man! We don't know the man on earth! We saw him bully the girl and went up to stop him. ”

As soon as he heard the ugly man No. 2 say this, the ugly man No. 3 and No. 4 hurriedly nodded in agreement, not caring about the ugly man No. 1 lying on the ground with his eyes on fire.

When he heard the words of the ugly man No. 2, he smiled angrily, waved his hand and said, "The master is in a good mood today, take this guy on the ground and fuck me out!" ”

As soon as the three ugly men heard this, they dared to bring more, and hurriedly lifted the ugly man No. 1 to run, and after running away, the ugly man No. 2 suddenly shouted: "The soul is light!" Wait for Lao Tzu! I'll let you go this time! ”

As soon as the direction heard this, he picked up the branch and walked towards the four ugly men, which frightened the four guys, and they disappeared from the direction of sight:

Direction shook his head and was about to leave. A voice suddenly reached the ears of the direction:

"Childe, please stay, little girl Naranqiao Qiaoqiao thank Childe for rescuing!"

The direction sighed and turned around, only to see Nalan Qiaoqiao shyly looking at the direction to do Wanfu, looking at Nalan Qiaoqiao's expression and looking at his eyes, the direction suddenly had a feeling: he seemed to have provoked something. Troublesome!