Chapter 131 The Poet of the Lower Body
Some women are born with a literary and artistic talent, and men are easily attracted to her.
Elichuan is such a woman, her fluffy and casually draped short hair is dyed a faint yellow, but it is not annoying, but there is a sense of wanton freedom, coupled with the depressed temperament on her body, it is easy to ignore the fact that she is not so stunning and has a mysterious attraction.
However, this woman, who has always been known for her boldness and eclecticism in the circle, is uncomfortable at this time. The pen is bitten in the mouth, one hand supports the head, and the other hand keeps scratching the head, and the already casual short hair is even more messy, spreading out to cover half of the face.
She went to the party of "lower body poets" yesterday, had a bit of fun, went home at night and fell asleep, and when she got up in the morning, she remembered that she was going to come to test for a driver's license today.
According to her character, when she encounters this situation, she must stand up, pat her ass and leave. But you left this time, as long as you still want to learn to drive, you have to come next time, but she doesn't want to continue to trouble next time. I want to leave and want to stay, and I can't answer when I stay, so I'm entangled.
After looking around, I saw that the man in front of me seemed to answer very neatly, so I had the idea of assisting.
While the invigilator was not paying attention, he "tweeted" twice.
The test of theoretical knowledge is not difficult, and it is all multiple-choice questions, as long as you read it carefully twice, you can find out the answer at a glance, so Di Yun answered the questions quickly at this time.
He heard a strange voice behind him, and he didn't think it was beckoning, and continued to answer his own questions.
A moment later, the chair under the ass vibrates. Looking down, one of his long legs was stretched out under the chair, and the foot of his red leather boots was gently buckled on the foot of the chair.
Tilting his head slightly, he glanced back.
"Do me a favor!"
Elichuan seized the opportunity and whispered quickly.
Forehead...... How can you help, and what else can you help with now? Di Yun was stunned that someone copied this?
I guessed in my heart that this person was probably a scumbag at school, but he didn't refuse. He wrote the words "Wait" on his hand, raised it backwards, and then lowered his head and continued to answer his own questions.
In fact, he guessed wrong, and the academic degree behind him can scare people to death when he says it. Is the highest university in the country high?
Elichuan breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to hold her head with one hand and turn the pen with the other, waiting patiently.
Ten minutes later, Di Yun finished answering all the questions and read them roughly. I made sure that it was foolproof, and I laughed a little after it was over, and I had never seen it so serious when I was taking the school exam.
Then the roll is tilted up as if it were checked, just enough for the person behind to see.
Elichuan thanked herself for protecting her eyesight well when she was in school, and she saw it clearly, picked up the pen, and quickly scratched ABCD.
Two minutes later, he whispered, "Next." ”
Di Yun changed it again.
Copying the answer is always faster than answering it yourself, and in five minutes, this person will fill the paper.
"Alright."
Di Yun put away his pen. He got up directly and handed the paper to the invigilator, and asked, "When will this score be announced?" ”
"It's okay the day after tomorrow.,When the time comes, I'll call the phone you left to inform you.,If you don't pass, you have to continue to take the test.,If you do, you'll tell when you start to come and learn to drive."
"Okay, thank you then."
As soon as he walked out of the examination room, a voice caught up behind him: "Hey, wait a minute." ”
Di Yun turned around, it was the girl who was about to assist just now.
"Thank you so much today, or I would be miserable." Elichuan said, "It's almost noon. Let's go have a meal together. ”
"Small things, you don't need to eat." Di Yun waved his hand, "I still have some things, so I'll go first." ”
"I've heard too many excuses like this, so let's go. A meal won't delay you much. ”
"Uh..." This girl spoke directly enough, but Di Yun really didn't want to go. It's not a big deal, and it always feels inappropriate to go to dinner with a strange woman, so he said, "It's really something, let's eat another day when we have time." ”
"No way!" The girl tugged at his sleeve directly.
Di Yun looked at the hand tugging at his sleeve, extremely uncomfortable. Mushroom cool, you are so bold and bold, okay. Aren't we ready to cut down?
grinned helplessly and said: "Okay, okay, just eat, you let go of your hands first." ”
Yi Lichuan let go of his hand and flicked the short hair that covered half of his face and said, "My name is Yi Lichuan, what about you?" ”
Di Yun only saw her full face at this time, the cheekbones on both sides were slightly prominent, the face was a little big, and the lines were very hard, which slightly destroyed the overall charm, of course, people who like it can also be called sexy. The mouth is not small, and it is just right to match this big face. The eyes are very strange, not godless, but not godless, like a veil, two words: mysterious!
Without makeup, she is a beauty.
"Diyun." He said.
The two of them found a restaurant nearby. After sitting down, Elichuan asked, "What do you do?" ”
"Actor."
"Actors?" Yi Lichuan was interested, although she was engaged, but she was not separated from art, and she also paid attention to film and television, she looked at Di Yun carefully, but she didn't have any impression, and asked, "Then what TV or movie have you acted in?" ”
"'Thunderstorm' and 'Wind and Moon'." Di Yun talked about a TV series and a movie that are most likely to be heard of so far.
"Fengyue?" Yi Lichuan frowned, thought for a while, and said, "This looks like Brother Chen Kai's movie, but it hasn't been released in the mainland, and I haven't seen it." I've seen "Thunderstorm", I think about it..."
Suddenly, his palm slapped on the table, pointed at him and said, "It's Zhou Chong, right!" ”
Di Yun didn't feel sorry for the table, but for her hands, and the force was not small, and the table trembled, as a result, people didn't feel anything.
"Hehe... Yes. ”
After she put her hand down, Di Yun saw her hand rubbing against her leg. Seeing Di Yun looking over, he said embarrassedly: "I was excited just now, and my hand hurts." ”
"Hehe..." except for laughing, Di Yun didn't seem to be able to say anything.
"And what are you going to do now?" Elichuan asked again.
"Not yet." Di Yun didn't want to talk about himself, and asked, "What do you do?" ”
"I'm a worker."
"Writing a book?"
"Well, write a book."
"What book was written? I'll go down and read the great work. ”
"Ha, don't say anything about reading or not reading, it hasn't been published yet." Elichuan waved her hand and smiled.
The two of them talked about it like this, they were all inexplicable and inexplicable, and they didn't need any central ideas, as long as they weren't cold.
After eating a meal, Di Yun's senses for this person are not bad, a little bit of a literary illness, but not too strict. The character is bold, without the slightest pretentiousness, and when he is happy, he laughs out loud and does not hide it.
After eating, Yi Lichuan went to check out, this meal was originally a thank you, and Di Yun didn't fight.
As a result, the girl didn't come back for more than ten minutes as soon as she left.
"You can't run away because you don't have any money, right?" Di Yun complained in his heart, and also stood up and walked towards the counter behind him.
Seeing that she was arguing with her boss, she stood on the side and listened for a while, understanding what was going on. Although this girl didn't run, she really didn't have any money.
"It's really that I forgot to bring my wallet when I went out today, and I learned to drive at the driving school on the side, so I'll make it up for you next time?"
The boss shook his head.
"Twice as much." Elichuan said again, "I can't afford to pay for a meal, I really forgot to bring money." ”
The boss still shook his head, raised his head and said, "You didn't bring money, your companion must have brought money, and whoever pays it is the same." ”
Yi Lichuan turned around and saw that Di Yun was beside him, and his face turned red, embarrassed!
said that he was inviting someone to dinner, but he couldn't pay for the meal, and he was a bit suspicious of being a fat man with a swollen face. This situation, even if it is free and easy, and people who are not full of everything, will inevitably be embarrassed.
"That..."
"It's okay, it's okay." Di Yun waved his hand and asked the boss, "How much is it in total?" ”
"Twenty-eight is fast three, and the fraction is exempt, you can give twenty-eight."
After paying, the two walked out of the restaurant, and Elichuan was still apologizing: "I'm really sorry, I originally wanted to invite you, but in the end I made you pay for it." You leave a phone call, and I'll make up for it later, two times. ”
"I really don't need to, it's a ...... thing for a meal"
"No! Don't you force me to pull your clothes? ”
“……”
When encountering this kind of woman who can be literate and young and can be a man, and she is still stubborn, what can Di Yun do? I had to say my mobile phone number.
"Well, you can lend me a few more yuan for the car, and I will pay you back the next time I come to learn to drive."
Di Yun silently pulled out ten dollars and handed it to her.
After the separation, Di Yun had nothing to do in the afternoon, and he was not in a hurry to go back, so he entered a bookstore with curiosity.
"Boss, is there any book from Elichuan here?"
"Elichuan...... Oh, there's a collection of her poems, would you like it? ”
"Well, here's a copy."
The name of the poetry collection is "More Comfortable", and there is an introduction to the author on the title page: Yi Lichuan, graduated from the Department of Western Languages of Beijing University, a freelance writer, and a representative of the "lower body poet" school.
Kyungseo University? When he saw these four words, his heart trembled. However, this high-achieving student of Beijing University is just like that, and he still needs our assistance to get a driver's license, and he immediately pulled him to the same level as himself.
It seems that there is no deception, it is really a writer, but what the hell is this "lower body poet"?
I flipped to the back and looked at it, and suddenly felt that the three dollars were spent at a loss. What kind of poems are these? I simply can't understand it.
For example, this one:
In the blink of an eye, the red scarf turned into a red rose. Over the age of five, they all hold one in their hands. The moon season is not a rose, and a lover is not a lover. It's nothing, the dog's tail grass is as sweet as a rose. Lovers and stealing chickens and dogs, who can be cheaper than whom. A pair of white nylon leggings, a woman's ass wrapped in it, and screaming ......
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