Chapter 63: Destroying You on Behalf of the Moon (5)
"Hey! You're still doing it, aren't you? I tell you, if I hadn't beaten you, I would have killed you. ”
Zhao Xin has always been a very principled person, when facing people who are weaker than himself, he basically either rushes or crushes, in short, how cool and how to come, and when facing people who are stronger than himself, he is unusual, and adopts virtue to convince people, for example, at this moment, he is ready to introduce Zhang Xiaoshuai into the field he is familiar with, and then use his rich experience to defeat him.
"I'll tell you, when the patient came, I gave him a physical examination, although he looked a little cold, but he was definitely a big living person, but he did look a little crazy, I heard from the family that this guy is not only biting and bloodthirsty at home, but also very photophobic, hiding in a dark corner all day long, launching a madness, even his own mother was bitten."
Zhang Xiaoshuai was a little confused at first, but at the end, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he suddenly felt blessed from his heart, and couldn't help laughing:
"Don't I understand when you say that? Say it early! Isn't this the legendary vampire? If you want me to say, I have a trick up my sleeve for vampires! The cross was mixed with garlic, and a long silver wedge was found, and it was aimed at the position of his chest, and he was nailed into it, and he was sure to die thoroughly, and he would be destroyed on the spot, and he would never be able to live forever. ”
"Holy! You've seen too much of Western abilities, right? This is a bit of a mess, didn't I say that the party and the people have educated you for so many years, so they will teach you how to deal with vampires? What is it? Phew! The dregs of the entire 19-year compulsory education! It's just a book in vain! ”
Zhao Xin was really disdainful of Zhang Xiaoshuai's open-mouthedness, and then scolded him, and when it came to the end, he still didn't finish it:
"Didn't I say, where is the vampire thing going to be so much in China? A Maoshan Town corpse talisman has cleaned him up properly, can he still be so embarrassed? ”
Sure enough, the dog couldn't spit out ivory in his mouth, and the corners of Zhang Xiaoshuai's mouth couldn't help twitching when he heard this, and he couldn't even roll his eyes.
"Big brother, is it because I've seen too much of Western abilities, or have you seen too much of Eastern Fantasy? You're stupid X, aren't you? ”
I'll go! Dare to scold! Zhao Xin instantly exploded:
"How dare you call me stupid! My day! Do you know how to respect teachers! ”
The corners of Zhang Xiaoshuai's mouth twitched.
"Respect your sister!"
Ye Jinghong originally planned to come in to see how the new patient was doing, but she saw these two people blocking the door in the stinky vernacular, if she didn't hear it, it would be fine, but she was deaf and clear, and she took in the conversation between the two people, and for a while she couldn't help but think of a joke she heard a long time ago.
It is said that there are two people who went to Beijing to catch the exam, but both of them fell to Sun Mountain, on the way back, the two of them couldn't help but hug their heads and cry, sighing that they didn't meet, but they actually wrote a poem on the spot, all of which were bullshit things, just at this time an old farmer who took out dung passed by, and when he saw this, he couldn't help beating his chest and said: The old man has taken out a lifetime of dung, but I can't help but dig out the big dung of the two of you.
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"You two are enough, you really don't know how to be afraid if you have no culture, you dare to put any nonsense, and you are not afraid of making people listen to jokes."
Ye Jinghong brushed off the dusty gesture on the desktop, put aside Zhang Xiaoshuai with great disgust, and turned sideways to go around to the intensive care ward to see the patient, Zhang Xiaoshuai was originally following Zhao Xin to talk about it, but he didn't expect to let Ye Jinghong listen to the joke, and he was embarrassed for a while and wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in, thinking about it and unwilling, he couldn't help but grab Ye Jinghong's wrist and said:
"Then why don't you ask Dr. Ye, what is going on with this patient, Dr. Ye was born in a prestigious school, and he is knowledgeable, so he must be able to give a different explanation, right?"
Knowing that Zhang Xiaoshuai was taking the opportunity to ridicule himself for not entering a formal college, Ye Jinghong was not annoyed, but walked directly to the patient's bed, put on gloves and masks along the way, and tucked his hair and put on a hat.
"The patient has non-inflammatory blisters at the exposed site, erosions, scabs, and ulcers can be seen with the naked eye, leaving large scars after healing, increasing the fragility of the skin, and a slight abrasion can form an erosion. The clinical preliminary diagnosis should be porphyria, also known as vampire disease, and its pathogenesis is: a group of porphyrin metabolic disorders caused by the lack of a certain enzyme or reduced enzyme activity in the human heme synthesis pathway. The main clinical symptoms include light sensitivity, digestive symptoms, and psychoneurological symptoms. ”
Ye Jinghong said, motioning to the two people standing stupidly like wooden stakes behind him to give way, then stepped back and glanced at the patient's bedside card, and said:
"At present, the patient's blood report has not come out, and after the report comes out, it can basically be diagnosed."
Seeing that the two of them were still stunned and a little unable to come back to their senses, Ye Jinghong turned around and left without hesitation, came to the door, and turned around to see Zhang Xiaoshuai still looking at the patient in a daze, and couldn't help frowning again.
"Zhang Xiaoshuai, what are you doing? Call the laboratory department for me, and I want to see the results of this report as soon as possible. ”
"Hey! It's not my business to report the results, right? ”
What!? That's too bullying, isn't it? Zhang Xiaoshuai was shouted by Ye Jinghong, and finally came back to his senses, but although he muttered many complaints on his mouth, his body walked out of the ward with a servile attitude.
What to say: Peony flowers die, ghosts are also romantic, men are really born cheap, and the beauty is current, no matter how much reluctance has become reluctant.
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After calling the laboratory department, Zhang Xiaoshuai staggered back to the intensive care ward, his internship period has not yet passed, and he still has to follow Zhao Xin to the deputy post, today Zhao Xin just won the jackpot, and when he caught up with him on the heavy care post, the heavy care came to such a terrible serious patient, speaking of which is a rare disease in 1 billion! There are only more than 500 cases in the world, and if he can see him alive once in his lifetime, he can be regarded as dying without regrets!
As soon as Zhao Xin saw Zhang Xiaoshuai coming in with a small smile on his lips, he couldn't help but smile and said:
"What do you think? Laughing so lewdly. ”
"Didn't think about anything!"
Just kidding, can you tell him what he thinks? I really want him to know that his schadenfreude thoughts must be the rhythm of friendship!
Zhang Xiaoshuai only smiled mysteriously and said nothing, but Zhao Xin saw it in his eyes, but what he thought of was another meaning.
"Hey, I say, you're not kind! Tell me, what's going on with you and Ye Jinghong? I've been observing for days, and you've been coming together every day lately, so to be honest, don't try to fool me. ”
Who said that men don't gossip, if this man really gossips, even women can't reach him, okay?