As soon as these words came out, Lu Xueyan immediately understood the intention of the bearded man, and shouted in surprise: "Don't, I want to marry your son, I want to go home, woo!" ”

Huo Jun couldn't bear it, and tactfully pleaded: "This boss, maybe you should know the strength of our six families, of course, I don't mean to intimidate you, I mean that the six major families have money, if you let go of the three of us, we will give you a large sum, with this money, it is easy to ask for a wife"

"Huh?" The bearded man glared at him viciously and shouted: "My son is a dragon and phoenix among people, and he can't look down on ordinary women, I think this little girl is quite suitable for him, so be it." 『』”

Lu Xueyan shouted anxiously: "No, I'd rather die than go with you!" ”

The bearded man reached out and grabbed her chin, and said viciously: "If you want to die, it's not that easy, hmph, we also want money, and this girl has to stay." You two miscellaneous hairs can get out, but if you dare to call the police, or call someone to search for my brother, Lao Tzu will torture her to death! ”

"This boss, don't go too far" Huo Jun was about to discuss a few words with him, but was suddenly dragged by Kong Qihan, who was lying next to him, on his toes, and said in a deep voice: "Don't say it, just do it!" ”

"Nine Less?" Huo Jun looked at him in disbelief for a while. Lu Xueyan scolded angrily: "The surname Kong, the despicable villain, take me as a transaction for your life, if I Lu Xueyan has the opportunity to come out, I will not let you go!" ”

Kong Qihan turned his head weakly and said, "Third Miss, I can't help it!" ”

"Okay, Lao Tzu reminds you again, if you dare to call the police or sue the people of your six families, this girl will die an ugly death, you can get out!"

"Thank you Boss, thank you Boss for not killing!" Kong Qihan had already been frightened, and when he heard this, it was as if he had received a pardon, and he didn't wear any clothes, and the wolf climbed on the horse to run.

A person next to him rushed out and dragged him on the thigh, and when he pulled it down, Kong Qihan fell to the ground 'plopped', unwilling to look back at the cheeked man, and asked, "Didn't you leave for me?" Why doesn't talking count? ”

The cheeked man said coldly: "Lao Tzu is for you to go, but I didn't let you ride a horse, before Lao Tzu changes his mind, hurry up!" ”

"Oh" Kong Qihan nodded hurriedly, picked up the pants and a shirt on the ground, and fled back lifelessly. Huo Jun sighed helplessly, and walked slowly behind Kong Qihan.

"Hahaha, brothers, everything has been taken, let's go!" Seeing the two wolves fleeing, the bearded man let out a long laugh and shouted, and everyone packed up their booty and got on the horse.

The cheeked man took matters into his own hands, tied Lu Xueyan's hands with strips of cloth, plugged her mouth with rags, and then sat on the white horse she was riding, and warned: "Little girl, you'd better be honest with me, if you dare to commit suicide, hmph, I'll let the brothers take your turn, and then hang your body on the road for passers-by to enjoy." ”

Lu Xueyan was so frightened that she cried: "Woo woo! ”

"Be honest!" Seeing that the brothers were almost cleaned up, the cheeked man shook his spear and shouted, "Let's go!" ”

"I'm driving this way!"

"I planted this tree!"

"I'm going to pass by here!"

"Leave the money to buy the road!"

"Hahaha, hahaha, it's so funny!" A hearty and loud laugh came from the front.

Hearing this laughter, the bearded man was stunned and shouted, "Who, is his grandmother's mother funny?" ”

"Your slogans are too outdated to catch up with the new era!"

As soon as the words fell, a man and a horse walked out of the small forest behind him slowly.

There was only one person who came out, and the horse bandits had a false alarm, thinking that people from the six major families had arrived.

The cheeked man regained his previous arrogant tone, pointed his spear at him, and shouted: "That kid, you said that Lao Tzu's slogan is outdated, then Lao Tzu needs to ask for advice, do you have a trendy slogan?" ”

"Of course, do you want to hear it?"

"Tell me about it!"

"It's okay for me to say it, but it's a fee!"

"Charges?"

The cheeked man and the group of horse bandits looked at each other and smiled: "Hahaha, on the ground stuffed here, there are still people who dare to talk to us about the fee, are you tired of it?" ”

"Haha, it's no different from looking for death!"

In the wild laughter of a group of horse bandits, the man and the horse were still strolling closer, and their mouths were also full of slow and methodical words: "Don't dare, don't dare, but my slogan is scratching the scalp, coming up with my own ideas, the world's original, this year's implementation of property rights are guaranteed, of course, there must be a little patent money!" ”

The cheeked man listened interestingly, and smiled: "Haha, how do you want to charge, let's talk about it!" ”

Immediately, the man said: "My slogan is not too many, not too little, just a dozen or twenty words, but after you use it, the business on the road is definitely rolling, and you don't lose money to buy it." ”

"yes, then you should say it quickly!"

"I haven't said how much I'll charge?"

"How does that cost?"

"Not much, 10,000 words per word, five words free shipping, no, it's a word for delivery!"

The group of horse bandits were startled at the same time, shouting and scolding: "I cǎo, what about you robbing, 10,000 words per word?" ”

The man smiled lightly: "Everyone, if you want to talk about robbery, how can I compare to your professionalism." Besides, there are a lot of good things you just grabbed, don't you break a little money and eliminate a little disaster, are you embarrassed? ”

"Nyima, go die!"

The obscene-looking horse bandit was so angry that he pulled out his gun and pointed it at him, about to pull the trigger. The bearded man hurriedly stopped and said in a deep voice: "This kid is not simple, who usually sees us, who is not so scared that his butt is urinating and hiding far away." This kid is good, he is talking nonsense with us, there is definitely a problem. ”

The lewd man said: "Boss, since that kid has a problem, why don't you jump with a shot?" ”

The cheeked man said: "You know a fart, it's an extraordinary time, the six major families are engaged in activities in front, it's better not to cause people to die if we have nothing to do." ”

"Boss, that kid is here!" A horse bandit next to him reminded.

The bearded man immediately became alert, blew his beard and glared: "Hey, you stop me, be careful that I shoot you!" ”

The man grabbed the reins, took the initiative to raise his hands, and said with a smile: "Boss, I have already set the charging conditions, do you want to buy it?" ”

The cheeked man shouted, "Buy, what kind of slogan are you saying quickly!" ”

The man said, "Then you listen, I am the one who drove this way"

The lewd man was dissatisfied: "Hey, isn't that our original slogan, you blatantly plagiarized?" ”

The man rolled his eyes and said disdainfully, "I haven't finished talking yet, are you in a hurry?" ”

The cheeked man said, "Let him finish!" ”

"Well, that's what a boss should be!"

The man couldn't help but applaud and continued: "Well, this slogan must be unique and comfortable to listen to, so you can pay obediently, right?" ”

"That's right, so what's your slogan?"

"I'm driving this road, five words?"

"Got it, hurry up and finish!"

"Don't worry, listen up!" The man pondered for a while, shook his head and said: "This road is my open, this tree is planted by me, welcome to come, here is the most civilized service, the most reasonable charge, smile is our language, civilization is our belief, bring peace on the road, carry happiness home, leave your road money, efficient, high-speed, high-quality warm toll station, happy with you, happy you, me and him"

The lewd man and the group of horse bandits were dizzy when they heard this, and they couldn't help but laugh and said, "Big brother, how much does it cost to have so many words?" ”

The bearded man realized the severity of the problem, and seeing that the person was still talking endlessly, he hurriedly interrupted: "Hey, stop, stop, let's not listen!" ”

"What, you guys have too many words?"

"yes, I'm afraid you can't figure it out yourself, so don't say it!"

"It seems to be the same!" The man pinched his fingers and counted it, frowned, and said: "In this way, I will provide a simple slogan, the number of words is not much, just three words, but the charging standard should be mentioned?" ”

"Oh, it's only three words, how much is that one word?" The bearded man already had no patience to talk nonsense with him anymore, but seeing him so serious and persistent, his curiosity was ignited again.

"One word is 100,000, three words are 300,000, the charge is very reasonable!"

The lewd man was dissatisfied: "I went to Nima, do you have gold teeth in your mouth, a word is worth so much money?" ”

"Is it worth it, won't you know when I say it?"

", say it!"

"Say!"

In the face of the shouting of the horse bandits, the man was still as calm as silk, and bargained: "If you want me to say yes, but you take out the money and show me first, otherwise you will regret it after hearing it, who am I looking for?" ”

"Damn, there's so much nonsense, you want to die, right?" The lewd man finally couldn't help it, and pulled the trigger when he raised his gun.

Bang!

The gun was aimed at the man on horseback, but it missed.

One man and one horse, still standing in place, said in a deep voice: "This ugly brother, your shot is worth 100,000, and it will be recorded in your head first!" ”

"I'll go, you'll come back!" The lewd man aimed at the other party and shouted, "I'll give you another 100,000!" "With that, pull the trigger!

Bang!

Unexpectedly, the man and the horse were still standing in place, and the bullet still missed. The man shouted again: "This bullet is a little more expensive, add interest, it costs 500,000 yuan, and you already owe me 600,000 yuan." ”

", I owe you grandma's eggs!"

"Second brother, calm down first!" The cheeky man saw that something was wrong with that person, and hurriedly stopped the lewd man, and said in a deep voice: "This kid is a bit evil. ”

The lewd man was dissatisfied: "Boss, I'm afraid of a bird!" ”

"Wait a minute, let's see what he does!"

The cheeky man comforted the lewd man with kind words, took out a bundle of money from the horse, threw it on the ground, turned to the man and said, "Okay, this is the deposit, how much we owe you, all count, now you can say those three words." ”