Since coming to Fenghai City, Wei Kang has never listened to this music again, and when he listens to it at this moment, the memories are suddenly full of his mind, countless lonely days and nights, it is this music that accompanies him and his roommates......

Immediately afterwards, the unsightly picture came into everyone's eyes, and the two students looked straight, especially the boys, with eager eyes, as if they had seen this thing for the first time in their lives......

Nie Kang suddenly pushed Viagra next to him: "Your business is done, why are you still here, girl, your saliva is flowing on my hands!" ”

After kicking Viagra out, Nie Kang said to the student, "I used to say that the hourly wage was 10,000, but now the price is increased, 10,000 a minute!" As long as you dub this a/v, the dubbing must be very fascinating, very enjoyable, and very funny! Got it? ”

The two students glanced at each other, 10,000 a minute! Thinking of this, the two nodded firmly at the same time.

This is the reason why Nie Kang is looking for them, because students with good conditions will definitely not be at their mercy for tens of thousands of yuan. Although it is said that Nie Kang took advantage of the psychology of the poor to want money, but the idea of not making money is believed to be a bastard is deeply ingrained in everyone's heart, and the difference is only that the price on everyone's head is different.

Nie Kang chose a short film, a total of twenty minutes, with no plot, only action......

"Ah...... Sir, how can I make a funny effect, how can this kind of thing be funny......" The girl shouted.

Nie Kang was also worried, and looked at Wei Kang, who had an idea and called the famous lewd boy Wei Xiaojun.

Wei Xiaojun's idea for him was very simple: "Two words, exaggerated!" For example, say that a stick is a rocket...... ......" all kinds of unbearable words burst out of Wei Xiaojun's mouth.

……

After Nie Kang and Wei Kang waited outside for twenty minutes, two students walked out, and the boy was hugging the girl.

"You're a couple?" Wei Kang wondered.

"Just ...... ...... relationship that has just been established," the boy said with an embarrassed red face.

Girls are more generous than boys, "We...... In order to make the dubbing more like, so ...... So I did it myself......"

it! Wei Kang, Nie Kang, and Viagra sighed almost at the same time.

Wei Kang said to Nie Kang, "I didn't expect that we had achieved a beautiful marriage." ”

After that, Nie Kang handed the two students a piece of paper and asked them to write down the content of the dubbing they had just dubbed in Chinese and Japanese......

Looking at the Chinese translation of the content of the dialogue, it really makes people want to laugh:

F: Oops! Your rockets are so red! Isn't it going to be launched!

M: There are so many crops growing on top of your Grand Canyon!

F: Shoot the rockets down!

M: Rockets are heavenly furniture! You'd better turn the Grand Canyon upside down and catch my rocket!

…………

The video is twenty minutes long, 10,000 is 200,000 in one minute, Nie Kang wrapped 210,000 to these two students, and the extra 10,000 was a red envelope for them. The two students were very happy, and before leaving, they said that if there were similar jobs, they would call them again, and the price was negotiable.

…………

The next day, the Golden World was chartered, the largest hall can accommodate more than 100 people, the famous waiter-actor, in the name of condolences to the staff, the invited object is the more than 100 people who were recruited by Nie Kang a year ago.

"Leaders, colon!" The actor was drunk and raised his glass, "Employees, colon!" ”

Everyone was amused by him and laughed, and the actor was still cheeky, "It's been one year since everyone came to work here, and on the occasion of the arrival of the New Year...... Wrong...... Wrong...... On the occasion of this anniversary, thank you for your support (support) and cooperation with my work! ”

"Hahahaha!" Most of the employees below are also drunk, or really, or pretending, one by one, leaning forward and backward, laughing from ear to ear.

"Ugh!" The actor hiccuped, "Who the fuck farted!" ”

"Hahahaha!"

"Hey! Not much to say, it's all in the wine! In the wine! Done! The actor raised his glass and drank it all, and some of the others did it with him, while others took a symbolic sip.

The actor was groggy and swaying, walked to the crowd, and saw a person wearing a hat, he took off the person's hat and threw it out, "Grass!" Big men wear hats! ”

"Huh! Why can't men wear hats? One person next to him shouted, and the others followed suit.

"You don't understand! Do you know how the hat came about?! ”

People shook their heads.

"Do you want to hear it...... The origin of the hat!? The actor shouted.

"Yes!"

"Good! Give me three cups of a piece! Then I'll tell you the story of the hat! ”

As soon as I heard the actor tell the story, everyone came to the spirit, because almost every sentence of the actor was humorous, and when he talked about the story, he was even more spittle. So, either really drinking or pretending to drink, one by one they poured three cups of liquid into their mouths.

"Good! Good! Applaud! The actor said slowly, "Everyone! Colon! The story begins! ”

The actor took a deep breath and said like a tongue twister:

"Hats, everyone has worn them, whether it is to protect them from the cold and wind, or to cover the bald and smelly beauty, hats have always been active in people's lives, even if you ignore his storage, but he has always been alive. It's just that few people know the origin of this thing that has existed for thousands of years, and it all started a long, long time ago. ”

"Back then, there was a young strong man about 20 years old, named Erbang, he was very lascivious, he went to prostitution all day long, but the family was not rich, and it didn't take long for the family to prostitute all the money."

He was ashamed of his wife, so he secretly castrated himself! Because there was no treatment at that time, he died like this! ”

"Later, when he arrived at the palace of the king of Hades, the king of Hades saw that his life had not yet arrived, so he ordered the bull head and horse noodles to let them take the two sticks to the treasury to get an organ, and then send him back to the yang world!"

"After arriving at the warehouse, the cow head directly pulled out an organ and installed it on the second stick, but the second stick still didn't want to go back to the yang world."

At this time, Ma Mian was unhappy and said, what's the matter, too little? Suddenly, another organ was pulled out, and it was placed on the top of his brain with a snap! ”

"Erbang is scared, this guy, if I don't leave, won't I be a hedgehog?"

In desperation, the second stick returned to the world, but now he has something on his head, which is too ugly! Don't dare to meet people! So, his wife sewed a cloth bag for him and put it on his head. Wear it with two sticks, and you're never afraid to go out again. The people around him saw that he was wearing this thing not only to protect him from the cold, but also to look good, so they followed suit. ”

"From then on, there were hats in the world."

"Hahahaha!" From the beginning of the story to the end of the story, the laughter at the bottom never stopped.

Then the actor patted the head of the person who had just worn the hat, "Hey! So wear less hats in the future, or others will think that you are trying to cover that thing! ”

"Hahaha!" Everyone laughed brighter and brighter.

The actor also laughed a lot, but suddenly he was very happy and sad, "Wow~~~" cried so badly.

This 180-degree reversal makes the big guy not know whether to laugh or cry, he is the leader, he is crying, we can't laugh, but, those jokes just now are vivid, I can't hold back if I don't want to laugh! So, their faces all seemed to be smiling instead of smiling, as if they were crying, in a word, laughing as if they were crying.

The actor knelt on the table and kept knocking on the table with his cup, "Woo woo woo!" Two sticks! It would be nice if the second stick evened out the organs on my head!! ”

Hearing this, everyone was startled at first, and seemed to understand what was going on, so they looked at each other.

Maybe the actor felt that what he said was too vague, so he simply shouted: "I'll tell you a story with me, but I'm actually a eunuch!! Then he lay on the ground and rolled and wept bitterly.

"This ......" everyone finally stopped laughing, and the friendly scene of helping him up and starting to laugh became so sad that the actor had the ability to act.

Wei Kang and Nie Kang, who were hiding in the monitoring room, were also fluctuating one after another with the acting skills of the actors.

Wei Kang pointed to the screen, "Hey, this guy, can't he really be a eunuch, right?" Look at his pain! ”

"Hahahaha!" Nie Kang smiled, "This guy's words, if they are worth believing, they won't be called actors, sometimes even I am lied to this guy!" He also told me before that he was learning an excavator in Luxiang, but fortunately, I wasn't stupid and didn't believe him! ”

"I'll go!" Wei Kang sighed, and then muttered in his heart, he said the same thing to me, I really believe it, I feel that I am a fool!

What also made Wei Kang curious was, "This guy doesn't have the truth in his mouth, why do you still use him?" ”

"Have you forgotten what I told you? Anyone has his use, and although this man is full of nonsense, he is still loyal. Keep it for now! ”

The picture returned to the hall, the actor pushed away the people who were helping him, suddenly walked to the wall-mounted TV, took out a USB flash drive from his pocket and inserted it on it, "I! It's up to this thing to find a man's feelings! Saying that, he ignored everyone and moved a stool to sit in front of the TV, watching the Tokyo heat without blinking!

In the monitoring room:

"Hurry up! Turn the video in a direction and I want to see everyone's face! Nie Kang shouted to the staff.

After a while, Nie Kang pointed to an employee with a smile on his face on the screen, "He! ”

Several staff members put their heads in front of the screen together, looking carefully at the person Nie Kang was pointing at.

Nie Kangyan ordered, "Keep an eye on him carefully after the drinking party is over, in order to prevent him from being discovered, you will change a group of people every half an hour, and follow him twenty-four hours a day!" Everywhere he goes, what he does, you have to report it to me! ”

"Got it!" After one person finished replying, he took the others out of the monitoring room with him.

Nie Kang leaned lazily on the chair, "Hehe, give love/love/action/work/film funny dubbing without subtitles, Chinese people can't understand it, just watch the action, and only people who know Japanese can hear the humor inside, whoever laughs understands Japanese, whoever is a spy is a spy, you crooked and evil way is really good!" ”

Okay, you Nie Kang, I spent tens of thousands of brain cells to think of an idea, but you said that it was a crooked way, Wei Kang was dissatisfied, and then said, "Yes, yes, it's just a crooked way, don't praise me." By the way, do you think we will wronged good people? What if the person who smiled is one of our own, but they only know Japanese? ”

Nie Kang smiled, "How can there be so many coincidences, you must like to drill the horns and pick thorns when you read novels!" ”

Wei Kang was silent......