100 I have a hundred ways to get your feet to fly
What is she singing about?
This question not only appears in the hearts of the people in the benevolence and filial piety class, but also in the minds of every audience.
"The play is not like a play, the song is not like a song, what is it?"
"I don't understand, but it looks like it's powerful."
"It's weird, it's a new song from the south?"
After the final treble was over, the audience was already silent.
The dealer's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.
Su Tao muttered secretly: "Sister, amazing, I've never seen you sing like this before." ”
"I'll have a lot of stuff, you'll find out later." Su Xing raised her eyebrows proudly.
Before, she had never sung like this, and that was because the money she earned was all Su Dafu's, why did she work so hard. Now, she has come out on her own, of course, how to make money. Actually, she had a little entanglement before, after all, those songs were not from her, is it plagiarism to sing them? However, now that she thinks about it, she didn't use the poetry and songs of the ancients to sell her fame and pretend to be a talented woman, what kind of plagiarism could she count as singing two songs to make a living? The songs that everyone sang were basically made up from the east and west, and as long as anyone asked, she only said that she learned it from others, not what she thought about herself.
Renxiao's class is a little anxious, after all, his reputation is on the shelf, if he can't even sing a little girl who pops up on the ground, it will become a joke in the future.
"Dealer, keep singing, don't stop!" The steward glanced at the dealer, "How old is that girl, how many things can she have in her stomach, and even if she has, how much can she sing?" Don't pay attention to her, sing what you are good at, and sing praise and filial piety first. ”
After all, the Wang family is a funeral. The troupe is nothing more than singing some jokes of loyalty, filial piety, benevolence and righteousness, and the blogger's family is happy.
Loyalty? Who wouldn't. Seeing that the audience who was pulled by herself gradually returned to the Renxiao class, Su Xing pouted, tried a few notes, pulled up the erhu and began to sing...... Well, "Father", of course, the lyrics have changed.
"Slow down the years. Don't let you get old again. I'm willing to exchange my qi qi for your long years......"
Meow, I have to replace "Dad" with "Dad", it's so tangled to sing. Thankfully, no one here has heard of the original.
This song is simply born for the funeral of a father.
The people in the Renxiao class have black faces again.
Enough of listening to the babbling singing, such a smooth and tactful singing method suddenly appeared. The audience was interested and wanted to see what else this little girl was capable of.
Su Xing didn't disappoint them either. After laughing and accepting the reward, he pulled up the erhu and sang another song "Father".
"Now I only have a song and tears to sing, may the parents of the world spend the spring and autumn in peace——"
At the end of the song, there was silence in the audience. It was a moment before there was a roaring cheer.
Su Xing smiled slightly, it seems that this one is better than the previous one. Speaking of which, after all, this one is a little more down-to-earth. Especially in ancient times, isn't it just raising children to prevent old age? Every word is sung to the hearts of the people.
"Can't let her babble anymore!" The steward of the Renxiao class had a gloomy face, lowered his head and thought about it, he gave the little guy next to him a look, "Go, greetings greetings." ”
The young man understood and sneaked out.
Su Tao smiled so much that her eyes narrowed into a slit, the capital is the capital, and in the end it is still more prosperous than Yunzhou, and she has won a lot of reward money for this moment.
"One more, sing a joke you've never heard before!"
"I'll reward you for singing well!"
Su Tao stood on the stage, not timid at all, and said to the audience with a smile: "My sister must sing well, uncle, you should throw the reward money first." ”
"You sing first, I'll give it when I'm done!"
"What if you don't give it after singing? Anyway, you have to give it, so you give it first. ”
The two were joking on and off the stage, and suddenly a sentence came out of nowhere: "Just sing like this, what kind of bullshit, embarrassed to ask people for money?" ”
The voice was sharp and piercing, and it came clearly into everyone's ears.
Su Xing frowned, and her eyes turned to that side, but she couldn't see who was talking to find fault.
It was also the first time that Su Tao had encountered this kind of thing, and she looked at Su Xing a little nervously.
"It's okay, leave him alone." Su Xing pursed her lips, pulled up the erhu and continued to sing.
But this time it wasn't just a stab, a hole in the shoe was thrown up from under the stage, and Erhua had already practiced the ability to catch objects in the air, seeing that something flew up, he immediately screamed and waved his hand to block it, which didn't let Su Xing get shot.
Meow, this can be endured, what else can't be endured! Su Xing stood up with a black face, put the erhu aside, pointed to the direction where the shoes were flying, and scolded: "You son of a dog who kills a thousand knives, if you have a kind of you, you will stand up for me, let me see what your feet look like in broken shoes!" If you're a father-in-law without that stuff in your crotch, you're going to keep holding it underneath! What is the ability to bully me, a little girl who comes out and makes money by her ability? When your mother gave birth, you didn't teach you the slightest bit of how to be a human being? Then why didn't your mother abort you in the first place? Why didn't your dad just spray you on the wall?! ”
This voice is louder than when singing the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, so loud that the onlookers in the audience can't help grinning, such a pungent little girl is the first time to see it, tsk, the words in the mouth are rougher than the men on the street.
"Here we are!" Lin Shu raised a kick and kicked a person down, from the moment someone picked the thorn, he was instructed by Su Xing, and moved to the direction where the sound came from in the crowd, and sure enough, he caught this person and threw something on the stage.
Immediately, everyone around them avoided it, revealing the man lying on the ground.
It was a young man who looked to be seventeen or eighteen years old, and it was the young man who was sent by the steward of the Renxiao class to "greet" Su Xing. Caught off guard by Lin Shu's kicking, he got up at this moment, and was glaring at Lin Shu with his teeth bared.
Lin Shu was not afraid at all, straightened his chest and met the man's gaze and scolded: "If you don't like to listen, you won't listen, what's the trouble, you, people are rewarded for singing, have you rewarded others?" None of them came out, what are you messing with? ”
"Oops, boy, you're crazy, believe it or not, I'm going to kill you?"
"Kill me?" Lin Shu snorted coldly, "I've seen a lot of dead people, if I don't do that now, people like you will have to be sent to the mass grave from my hands sooner or later." ”
When the young man heard this, he became even more angry, and he grabbed Lin Shu's collar and was about to beat him.
However, his fist failed to land.
"Peach, at least what do you call chickens and eggs?" Retracting his feet and patting the dust on the upper of his shoes, Su Xing turned his head to Su Tao, who was looking at him with his eyes open, and said, "In the future, whoever dares to bully you will get him here!" ”
At her feet, the young man was rolling on the ground.
Returning to the stage, Su Xing bowed to the stage and said with a light smile: "I'm sorry everyone, something went wrong, it's okay now, I took the money from the main family, can I delay the affairs of the main family, let's continue?" ”
The audience was silent for a while.
"Are you scared of me? To tell you the truth, I'm really not a very pungent person, and everyone who knows me knows that I'd better be kind and kind. Alas, it's a pity that some people, he has to force you to show him, otherwise it seems that he has eaten one less meal, you tell me, can I not satisfy him? (To be continued.) )