Chapter 133: Breaking the Idol

Xiao Ying said to Lei Hu: "Your father is not a cerebral thrombosis, but a subdural hematoma, it is estimated that he is still practicing iron head gong every day at a young age, and splitting his head with bricks, this kind of kung fu is too harmful to the body, and hard qigong is not practiced like this." Please search ()! The fastest updated novel"

Lei Hu was taken aback, looked at Xiao Ying and said, "This is a hard skill passed down from our family, our ancestors have practiced it like this for many generations, and no one has ever been in this situation." ”

"Your dad is unlucky, you don't see a single river of fish caught by a fisherman, and there is only one fish, and not the whole river of fish is caught, so you are unlucky."

"The half-immortal is right, so what should I do?"

"This disease requires surgery to open and drain the blood to remove the blood. The county hospital can't do it, so send it to the provincial capital immediately, and when you get to the provincial hospital, you will ask the doctor to do a brain CT, and you will immediately know that what I said is right. The doctor knows how to operate on your father without my guidance. ”

"Going to the provincial hospital for surgery?"

"yes, what's wrong, there's a problem?"

"No, no problem, it's just that my dad doesn't believe in using knives and tongs, he usually eats herbs."

"Traditional Chinese medicine and Western medicine have their own strengths, and Western medicine is good at surgery. You can't reject Western medicine just because you believe in Chinese medicine, you have to decide according to your condition. ”

Lei Hu scratched his head, and said with a smile: "Half Immortal, you still have to give me a prescription, my father really doesn't believe in those sets of ...... that open the intestine and break the stomach."

Xiao Ying shook his head with a wry smile, and wanted to say more, but the father in charge behind him suddenly interjected: "Xiao Xiao has made it very clear just now, I believe that Chinese medicine is right, but it should not completely contradict Western medicine, since your father's surgery is the best choice, you should not refuse, now that your father is unconscious, it is time for your children to make decisions for him, as long as he can cure the disease, what do you do!" ”

Lei Hu couldn't imagine that his father, who was an old rival, would take the initiative to persuade him to save his father's life, so he couldn't help but be very grateful, so he clasped his fists and said, "Since the owner of the hall has said so." Master Xiao insisted that my father go to the provincial hospital for surgery, so I will obey the two of them, so I will leave, thank you. When my father recovers, he will definitely reward the half-immortals. ”

With that, he turned and ran away.

Guan Yuying was very strange, looked back at her father and said, "Dad." I didn't know you thought so, I thought you only believed in eating herbs! ”

The steward ignored him.

said to Xiao Ying: "Is what you just said true?" How do you know what kind of subdural hematoma his father is and not a cerebral thrombosis? You didn't even go to the hospital."

Guan Yuying stuck out her tongue on the side and said, "If he only says it after he goes to the hospital, then he won't be called a half-immortal." ”

"That makes sense."

The steward nodded and said to Xiao Ying, "You can really pinch and calculate, so accurate?" ”

"It's just a small skill of carving insects, if my uncle doesn't believe it, anyway, we will go to the provincial capital tomorrow, wait for your illness, and we can go to the hospital to visit the owner of the Lei Mansion when we have time." By the way, check if it's the illness I'm talking about. ”

After the Guan Father won the double championship, he was satisfied, but he felt some sympathy for Lei Gong of the Lei Gong Martial Arts Pavilion as an old opponent, and felt some sympathy, so he said: "Your construction is very good, after we arrive in the provincial capital tomorrow, we should really take the time to go." ”

That night, Guan Yuying and Xiao Ying returned to the house.

Guan Yuying gave Xiao Ying the money in the bulging envelope given by Lei Hu, and said, "Your money is for you, I have no luck to help you keep the money." By the way, when I go back to the provincial capital tomorrow, you have to continue to help me act, before my father and mother return to the county seat, okay? Please. ”

"What's the solution. It's easy to get on a thief ship, and it's hard to get off a thief ship, since I will help you to the end, rest assured! ”

"Great, how can I thank you?"

"What do you do with those kind words, you also help me a lot!"

"That's right, if you have anything to say in the future, I will do my best to help you. Reciprocate your kindness. ”

Xiao Ying said: "It's nothing for me to help you act. I'm afraid that in the future, your parents will find out that we are not married, so what should you do? So at the end of the day, you still have to find a boyfriend sooner. ”

Guan Yuying smiled bitterly and said, "If I can still find it, do I still need to beg you?" People are a big man, and the first one cringes, and then he has a temper, and there is no one who doesn't hold his head. ”

"If you don't look for the basketball team, the basketball team is all tall and big, and they shouldn't care."

"There is an introduction, a friend introduced me to a basketball player, and they were very polite when they met me for the first time, and they didn't ask me about it the second time, asking what was going on, saying that I was too unfeminine."

"Then you should dress up a little more feminine. Wear skirts and high heels, touch cosmetics on your face, and then perm your wavy head. ”

"I've tried, not to mention how awkward it is, I can't walk. I've been a boy since I was a child, fighting and killing, and now you let me twist my ass and walk in catwalks, so you might as well strangle me. ”

Guan Yuying said pitifully.

"Then I can't help it, I'll tell you the truth as a man, but there is no man who doesn't like a feminine little girl, even if it's glass, if you like a boy directly, you won't like a woman like a man, so people like you can't rely on both."

Guan Yuying fell on the sofa in despair, and the sofa creaked: "Forget it, don't think about him, love is dripping, it's a big deal to be a bachelor for a lifetime, but I can think about it, my mother can't think about it, I didn't expect you to be so good, if we don't get married next year, my mother will strangle me." ”

Xiao Ying also smiled bitterly and said: "I didn't want to show it, who knew it would be like this, I also have the heart to help you." ”

"I know, it's my bad luck, I really can't do it, and I'll have to trouble you to do it for me again next year."

"Don't look for me, this is the last time, next year you still have to invite another Gao Ming, I, your parents are all grumpy, you must know that I will gang up with you to deceive them, and I will definitely strangle me before you are strangled." If you really want to fight, your dad can kill me with a finger. ”

Guan Yuying sighed, turned inward, waved her hand and said, "Forget about sleeping, the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge, God won't be so ruthless to me." ”

Xiao Ying thought for a while and said, "I have an idea, otherwise I will deliberately make trouble, destroy your parents' good impression of me, and make them dissatisfied with me, so that they take the initiative to ask you to break up with me, won't you save trouble?" ”

Guan Yuying got up from the bed and glared at Xiao Ying: "You can think of this kind of idea?" It's so clever, yes, yes, this method is good, break idols! You want to make them hate you as much as possible, and that's it. ”

"Then you have to cooperate with me and try to make a look of hating me, otherwise even if they hate me, they will accommodate you."

"Okay, it's easy to do, but if you are so good that you want others to hate you, I'm afraid it's a little difficult, you have to think about it."

"Don't think about it. It's not easy to get better, and if you want to get bad, it's not easy to get caught. ”

The next morning.

After Xiao Ying woke up, he nodded secretly.

Last night, he dreamed of the rotating golden statue of the Bodhisattva of the Jizo King, which meant that the life of Lei Gong, the father of Lei Hu, who was supposed to die, had been saved by his own guidance.

He and Guan Yuying went downstairs, and Guan Yuying's mother greeted him to prepare for breakfast and then go to the bus station to catch the car, but Xiao Ying said that he was going out for a walk.

Guan Yuying hurriedly asked him where he was going, but he ignored it, and swaggered out of the door.

Guan Yuying glared at his back, and deliberately said angrily to Guan Mu, "What kind of attitude does he have?" Treat me like air? ”

The housekeeper smiled and said, "Very good, what's wrong." A man must be like a man, and he must listen to a woman in everything, who is a man? ”

"But."

"What, but, I'm still going to tell you about this, -- you are not allowed to point fingers in front of Xiao Xiao in the future, he is a man, you want to give him dignity, you know?"

Guan Yuying originally thought that this would make her mother hate Xiao Ying, but she didn't expect her mother to have this attitude, so she was immediately deflated.

Xiao Ying first found a phone booth when he went out, called Director Sun of the Buddha Statue Shaping Factory, and asked him to order a statue of Jizo King Bodhisattva to send to the nunnery.

After hanging up the phone, he searched all the way, and finally found a clothing store, the owner had just opened the door, and there were all kinds of stalls in it, all of which were often worn by some Hong Kong and Macao TVs.

This is exactly what Xiao Ying wants.

After going in, he bought a pair of colorful pants, a pair of slippers with a thumb crossed, a short-sleeved shirt in floral silk, and a toad glasses.

After he wore this set directly in the store, he carried his original clothes back in a plastic bag, and went to a beauty salon on the way, rolled his eyes, and knocked on the door.

The door opened, and a sleepy-eyed but revealing young woman came out, and said angrily: "Oh, big brother, why don't you come early, people have just fallen asleep, come in quickly, let my sister serve you well." ”

Xiao Ying hurriedly waved his hand: "I'm sorry I made a mistake, I just wanted to get a haircut." ”

"We also have a barber here, haircut with massage, do whatever you want, come in, big brother, the price is fair, and you are satisfied."

The woman came up and was about to pull him, but Xiao Ying ran away, as if there was a vicious dog chasing after him.

Ran out of the street in one breath, then stopped, took a few breaths, saw that there was no one behind, and said, "My mother, almost lost her virginity." ”

Keep going.

This time, there is a barber shop, and there is a kind of rotating spiral sign at the door, which should be an authentic barber shop.

A waiter in a white coat was opening the door at the door of the store, so he hurriedly went up and asked if he could get a haircut.

The clerk said yes, so Xiao Ying went inside, and soon a master came out of the room, a man, with very fashionable hair, like a hairstylist.

Xiao Ying was immediately relieved and told him how weird his head was.

So the hairstylist made him an explosive head, and his hair was all curled up, fluffy, like a chicken coop with an upside-down button on his head.

(To be continued.)

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