Chapter 6: Flying Vinegar and Sneak Attack

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"Well, I think Brother Cong and Sister Cong are people in heaven, what do you think, envy, jealousy, and hatred?" JOJO is worthy of being a man who can become a well-known network anchor, and he still answers this question very appropriately when he doesn't play cards according to the routine.

Of course, this is from the position of JOJO, if it is from the standpoint of the direction, this is an old fritter, and he is still unwilling to say his true thoughts in such a sudden situation, this kind of person is good and bad.

Xiang coughed, pushed his glasses and said with a smile: "So do you think Mr. Wang is more of a jerk or more of a slut?" ”

JOJO was completely stunned, he didn't expect the direction to say such a thing, you know, one of the two people he said is the son of a real estate tycoon, and the other is a star with millions of fans, isn't he afraid that this word will be spread and killed by the fans of the two people? You must know that Brother Cong has a group of brain-dead netizens who shout every day to let him "" head-on.

"There are only four people here, I can't say it to Kendi, these two I am also very relieved, if there is news similar to me saying bad things about them, I think the Kui family will talk to you about it."

JOJO was completely helpless, he couldn't have imagined that even this man who looked kind and pleasant would use the background to press him, he was bitter in his heart, he didn't dare to say it. So looking at the direction and still smiling kindly, JOJO, a big man covered in tendons, pursed his lips and nodded like a little daughter-in-law.

Xiang nodded with a smile, looked at his watch and said, "Thank you very much Mr. JOJO for your cooperation, I don't have any problems, you can do it yourself." After speaking, Xiang stood up, turned his head to look at Liu Meifang and asked, "Amei, where is my room?" ”

Liu Meifang blinked, looked at JOJO who was stunned there, and hurriedly pulled the corner of Huang Xing's clothes, Liu Meifang meant to let Huang Xing lead the way to the room, and Huang Xing, this guy who looked very black when he first met at this time, his head seemed to be kicked by a donkey, which was very unexpected but reasonable to understand Liu Meifang's meaning.

"Direction, what are you doing here? Why don't you ask anything? You can't have a crush on this kid, do you? Yes, he does have big breasts, but he looks ugly. ”

JOJO felt that he should turn around and leave, what does it mean to be ugly! Shouldn't we talk about gender? Has Cheng dΓΉ, who looks at faces in this world, exceeded the limit of gender? JOJO misses the fans in his online live broadcast room, only they will not dislike him for being ugly, they dare to come out to show attention to him because JOJO is ugly. JOJO suddenly felt so tired that he wouldn't love anymore.

Just when JOJO was feeling sorry for himself, the direction also explained to Huang Xing and Yan Yuese: "Mortals, don't try to figure out the mind of a genius, it's harder to explain to you than to let a mouse marry a cat." You just have to trust me. ”

And when the direction was finished, Liu Meifang also hurriedly moved the mobile phone to Huang Xing's eyes, looking at the room number written on it, Huang Xing suddenly felt so tired and felt that he would not love anymore. Fortunately, she asked him to ask, why did her husband still talk to others when he was scolded! Obviously, he is the protagonist in this world! Director! I got the script wrong!

Hey, at this time, I have to sigh that verbal communication can sometimes avoid a lot of misunderstandings.

"This is your room, I wiped it, it's still a single-family villa, I don't have this treatment! I said, who is her boyfriend? Huang Xing pushed open the door and said with an unhappy face.

Xiang looked at the surrounding environment, and said to Huang Xing with a smile: "Look at what you said, this flying vinegar is eaten, okay, I'm a guest, Amei treated me like this, that's not to give you a long face, you said that if she gets me a snail, do you think your face is okay?" ”

"Get by!" Huang Xing nodded affirmatively.

Xiang rolled his eyes, walked to Huang Xing's side, patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "If you don't tell the truth, we can still be friends." Amei is a good girl, treat her well, don't be jealous, and show a little man's mind. You know, you and Amei, that's an old saying, good cabbage makes pigs arch. It's hard to meet a blind person, so you should cherish it. ”

Huang Xing opened the hand that was placed on his shoulder, and said with an unhappy face: "Are you praising me or scolding me, can you be serious." I'll tell you, I don't know anything about detectives, but this time it's all up to you. ”

Xiang Hehe laughed twice, shrugged his shoulders and said: "Of course I praised you, I will definitely help this time, but you still have to take the lead in this matter, don't ask me why, I know you still have doubts about me, but please believe me, I don't have any malice towards you and Amei." ”

Huang Xing nodded, looked into the direction of the eyes and said, "Although we have known each other for a short time, I don't know why, I think I can trust you." This may be a man's sixth sense. By the way, I have one last question. ”

"YOU'RE TRYING TO ASK, WHY I ASKED BROTHER SANG AND SISTER MORE ABOUT THE MURDER, BUT JOJO THOUGHT ABOUT THEM, RIGHT?" Xiang looked at Huang Xing with an expression that I had expected a long time ago, and said with a pretended expression.

Huang Xing shook his head and said with a stern expression: "I'm not interested in this, anyway, you can have a score in your heart." I just want to ask, you don't have anything wrong with Amei, right? You must know that a friend's wife cannot be bullied, and seducing a second sister-in-law will be punished by God. ”

The direction was a black line, and after looking at Huang Xing blankly for a while, he directly kicked Huang Xing out of the door and said, "Get out. You. Big. Father. Target! Can you have some scores! Find your Ame! BY THE WAY, TELL AMEI, LET HER HAVE A PARTY AT NIGHT, INVITE BROTHER CONG, SISTER AND JOJO TO COME, I WANT TO OBSERVE THEM IN THE GENERAL ENVIRONMENT. ”

Huang Xing touched his fart. Stock, nodded with a grin, and turned to leave

As night fell, the direction washed up and prepared to go out, just now, Huang Xing called, saying that Amei had made a charity queue, invited a group of people who had nothing and those three people, and sent the address.

To be honest, the direction is very grateful for the experience of "Inception" time and space, and I don't know if it's because it's not the natives of that time and space or some other unknown reason, the high IQ that should only appear in dreams can also play a role in reality. This matter was actually highlighted in "Journey to the West", otherwise, how could a heartless otaku who lives on rent guess the conspiracy behind the surface.

I have to say that sometimes the head is indeed better than the muscles, as if the direction obtained the super soldier serum at the beginning, and obtained the complete version of the physical technique, but in the past few times, most of the uses, in addition to the mouth cannon and pretending to be forced, are brains. And just like this time and space, this event, the head, is more important than the skill.

How can I say that the high IQ looks down on the martial artist with a simple mind and developed limbs, and the direction now feels that he has a chance to develop his brain domain by relying on black technology or magic or something.

The direction is like this, while thinking about how much brain domain you should develop, and whether it hurts to develop the brain domain, while walking in the direction of the pie duì.

Suddenly, a black shadow flashed, and Xiang subconsciously raised his head, only to see a zombie with red eyes and a bloody mouth, like a zombie in a horror movie, rushing towards him. The direction didn't have time to sigh that he finally met the zombie he was familiar with, and a lazy donkey rolled around to avoid the zombie's attack.

Direction stood up, pushed his glasses, and looked at this creature with some wonder that was obviously different from the zombies he had known recently. And this non-mainstream zombie did not stand there cooperatively to give way to look, but roared, jumped up, raised his hands flat, and pounced in the direction again with his sharp nails in the cold light.

He shook his body for a moment, stepped back slightly when the zombie's nails were about to touch his body, and then kicked the zombie in the jaw with lightning speed. This time, without the cooperation of the zombies, the zombies were directly kicked five or six meters away by relying on the strength of the direction.

Direction lowered his legs, made a Bruce Lee signature move, and then used his legs hard, not retreating, but forward, and rushed towards the zombie who stood up. But this time the direction was bigger, and the zombie who had just stood up did not retreat, but roared and jumped in the direction. I have to say that jumping is also about racial talent, and zombies are obviously much more powerful than humans in this action.

The direction is in mid-air, and the zombies are above the direction. Unable to borrow his strength in mid-air, he leaned forward and rolled forward, dodging the zombie's attack.

Xiang stood up and patted the soil on his body, a little afraid. At this time, the direction once again felt lucky, who said that brain power is better than force! In this case, what can the brain do? Sure enough, the dual cultivation of magic and martial arts is the most appropriate!

Direction pushed his eyes again, and then hooked his index finger at the blood-red zombie, and this zombie's temper was obviously not very good, and after seeing Direction's contemptuous expression, he jumped up again and pounced in the direction.

This time, instead of running towards the zombies in the same direction, the direction assumed a defensive posture and stared at the zombies that were getting closer and closer. Just as the zombie was about to fall, and the fingernails were about to cut through the face of the direction, the direction moved.

I saw Xiang turn sideways, and then kicked the zombie to the trunk of a tree in the lawn with a side kick. Xiang sneered, and just when he wanted to walk towards the zombie who fell to the ground and couldn't get up, a little silver light suddenly flashed, and Xiang subconsciously dodged and avoided this cold light. When he turned his gaze to the zombie he had injured again, he found that the zombie had disappeared without a trace.

At this moment, the phone rang in the direction, and the direction pressed the answer button, without giving the other side a chance to speak, and said with a gloomy face: "Come to my villa, I encountered a surprise attack." ”

After saying that, the direction turned and left. And a short time after the direction left, a figure with a mask on his face appeared where the direction had just been, crouching down, not knowing what he was collecting

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