Chapter 32: The Troubles of the Erlang God
"Boss, I still have something to do in the West, so I'll go first, if there's anything, send it to me directly." The boss is also Lin Jiawei who asked Zhu Bajie to be called, and the latter felt that since he could not call the master, of course it would be the best.
Zhu Bajie was angry, and the dog meat couldn't be eaten, after all, Lin Jiawei had helped him just now, and he would have to accept work from the other party in the future, so he said goodbye to Lin Jiawei, so as not to leave him embarrassed.
"If you can't eat dog meat, the crazy monk has to take the first step." Jigong was also ready to leave, but before leaving, he came to Lin Jiawei's side, picked up the broken fan, and pointed the handle of the fan at Lin Jiawei's seal hall, and said in a rare tone: "The mad monk, also known as the Venerable of the Dragon, created his own Dragon Sutra, and it is also a book of refining the body, which is divided into three layers. β
Suddenly, Lin Jiawei felt a swelling pain in his head, and then a mantra that exuded golden light appeared in his mind, but he didn't have time to observe it carefully, and Jigong spoke again.
As soon as the style changed, Jigong came to Lin Jiawei's side with a greedy face, and whispered: "The crazy monk has not eaten this time, next time I will bring some dog meat up, and then use the transmission note to tell the crazy monk, the crazy monk is on call, this will be given to you as a deposit." β
Saying that, Jigong handed Lin Jiawei the treasure gourd full of spiritual springs, and when he first took it out, he saw Lin Jiawei's eyes shining at the gourd, so he gave it to the other party, after all, the treasure gourd only has the function of storing water, and it has little effect, and he still has it, if it is like the killing gourd of land pressure, it will be another matter.
Lin Jiawei didn't expect Jigong to be so generous, and gave the treasure gourd to himself, but after seeing those tragically dead puppies, Lin Jiawei was a little unbearable, there is a saying that is right, there is no buying and selling, there is no killing, but Lin Jiawei wants to get the treasure gourd very much, after all, the fairy hair is already so awesome, and the spiritual water is returned.
In fact, Lin Jiawei thought wrongly, fairy hair is the essence of immortals, and spiritual water is only the most basic nourishment, how to compare, just like fairy hair is milk, but spiritual water is still tender grass, how to compare with fresh milk.
Just when Lin Jiawei racked his brains and hesitated, he suddenly saw the roaring dog hiding behind Yang Jian, and suddenly had an idea, and as a result, after the treasure gourd was put into the spirit ring, he said confidently: "Don't worry, as long as you are willing, you will be allowed to eat dog meat in the future." β
Seeing Lin Jiawei's gaze, the roaring dog suddenly chuckled in his heart, and there was a feeling of being calculated, for this mortal, he always felt that he was a little demonic, and he should not be offended lightly, so he hurriedly hid behind Erlang God.
After receiving a satisfactory answer, Jigong smiled and shook the broken fan, and disappeared into the barbershop.
After Erlang God saw Jigong disappear, he asked with some curiosity, "What did you two secretly say just now?" β
Because of his identity, Erlang God disdains eavesdropping, and he is not a gossip person, but the other party seems to have mentioned the Roaring Sky Dog between his words just now, so he can't help but ask.
Lin Jiawei glanced at the Roaring Sky Dog and said with a joke: "It's nothing, it's just that he just said that the Roaring Sky Dog just destroyed his dog meat pot, and he still wants to eat dog meat, so he asked me to bring some ingredients next time, and he will cook dog meat to eat." β
The roaring dog was going to eat dog meat again one day, and suddenly he was excited, and immediately got into between the feet of Erlang God, and scolded himself in his heart: "It's over, it's over, it's good, why should I destroy the Yaxing of the plague god, this time it's over, he wants to bring ingredients to eat my dog uncle, no, in the future, Uncle Dog must not leave me an inch Handsome and chic, Yushu is in the wind, the mana is boundless, and the master has great powers, yes, that's it." β
Erlang God saw such a fearful roaring dog, laughed and scolded for nothing, and saw the traces of the urine of the roaring dog all over the ground, so he hugged his fists and said: "I'm really sorry, I spoiled this evil dog and made such a mess of your place, alas, he wasn't like this before, he used to be very obedient." β
Erlang God, looking at the current Roaring Sky Dog, sighed distressedly.
"Well, why is that happening?" Lin Jiawei's gossip heart was mobilized and asked curiously.
"I'm ashamed to say it, the roaring dog has been in heaven for thousands of years, you know, heaven is a dog, every year the female dog will have an estrus period, but the male dog also has, at this time of year, he is always a dog alone in that is lost, and gradually replaced with depression, especially in the past hundred years, the immortal can get married, he is greatly stimulated, I am not with Chang'e, a small part is also because of it, if I and Chang'e you love me strongly, I am afraid it will be more stimulating, if there is a doctor who can see the dog's disease, But how can any doctor study dogs? "Erlang God is a little lost, the Howling Sky Dog is not only his pet, but also his good friend and good brother who has always been friends in life and death.
"Haha, Erlang God, in fact, we already have a doctor in the mortal world who treats dogs, called veterinarians, but it is not difficult to cure the disease of this roaring dog, and I will too." Lin Jiawei said confidently.
"Don't call me any Erlang God, I'll call me Brother Yang Jian, I'll call you Brother Jiawei, Brother Jiawei, tell me quickly, is there any way to cure the Howling Heavenly Dog." When Yang Jian heard that he could heal the Roaring Heavenly Dog, he was overjoyed, and even changed his name.
Lin Jiawei was a little surprised, he didn't expect to be able to make a big brother like this, but Yang Jian is also really temperamental, this big brother recognized it himself, and it is not bad to have such a big brother, at least he has a backer, no one dares to bully himself casually, so he said happily: "Okay, I will recognize you as a big brother, Brother Yang Jian, you should have heard a sentence, the bell must be tied to the bell, since the depression of the roaring dog is because of the female dog, then as long as you give it a female dog, you can fundamentally solve this problem." β
I happened to solve Jigong's problem, killing two birds with one stone, hehe.
"I also know this, but now that the two worlds of immortals and mortals have been cut off, how..." Erlang God suddenly patted his head and suddenly realized: "Others can't, but Brother Jiawei, you can, no, no, it's against the rules of heaven to bring mortal things to heaven without permission." β
"Is there such a rule in the sky?" Lin Jiawei also has the storage of the rules of heaven in his mind, but he didn't find the storage of this article densely.
"Yes, you see Article 912 of the Heavenly Rules: Immortals are not allowed to bring mortal things into the heavenly court without permission, and those who violate them will pick off the immortal tendons, defeat the mortal world, and suffer from the reincarnation of the tenth life."
"Well, yes, I didn't pay attention to it." Lin Jiawei smiled, and then said: "But Brother Yang Jian, this rule is that immortals can't be brought, I'm not an immortal, so it shouldn't be within this regulation, and you see, I brought so many things, and no one came to me." β
Lin Jiawei pointed to the sofa and dresser not far away, with a happy face.
Erlang God was also full of joy, and he clasped his fists and said, "Then it will trouble Brother Jiawei." If there is anything in the future, as long as there is a word, Yang Jian will not hesitate to go to the soup. β
When the roaring dog heard that Lin Jiawei could take the female dog to heaven, his eyes immediately turned blue, and he jumped out between the feet of Erlang God, his whole body trembled a little with excitement, and his eyes stared at Lin Jiawei and said: "Well, you mortal, no, Jiawei is an immortal, if you can bring a female dog up, my dog uncle, no, no, where does Jiawei go to the immortal, Xiao Hei I will bite and never say a word, even if it is the Jade Emperor, I Xiao Hei will also bite down, absolutely unambiguous, of course, except for the master of my wise and martial arts." β
Lin Jiawei said with a smile: "Brother Yang Jian, the younger brother just has something to trouble the eldest brother." β
Yang Jian was stunned, he didn't expect the other party to be so direct, but he also tasted him, and said with a smile: "Okay, you say." β
In the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, the Immortal Family was reporting to the Jade Emperor.
"Your Majesty, that mortal Lin Jiawei carried mortal things to heaven without permission, it is against the rules of heaven, please ask the Jade Emperor to issue a sanction." A hand-held pagoda, wearing a golden-winged black crown, wearing golden armor, and a red cloak on the back, is the king of Tota Li Tian. "Please give an order from the Jade Emperor." A group of military attachΓ©s behind Li Jing asked for an order.
"Jade Emperor, no, the rules of heaven stipulate that immortals are not allowed to bring, and there are no regulations for mortals, I think it is better to warn it first, and if it is committed again in the future, it will be dealt with." Tai Bai Xing hurriedly stopped, he still had a good impression of Lin Jiawei.
"No, let him go." The Jade Emperor was bland rather than majestic.
It's just that the six short words of the Jade Emperor are absolutely like a nuclear bomb, and they can't help but be stunned, and even Li Jing and the others have their jaws falling all over the ground.
The hearts of the immortals were like thousands of grass and mud horses galloping by, but they were messy in the wind, and there was only one thought in their minds: "This is the Jade Emperor's own son, no, it is closer than his own son." β
"Yes." The immortals worshipped, but Li Jing was difficult to accept in his heart.