"The information is here, get ready, at five o'clock in the afternoon, the Chinese restaurant of the Imperial City Hotel."

"Understood. Mr. Mo, no, no, no...... Mr. Lin, I've been short of money lately, can you give me that little condolence money and poverty alleviation money first? ”

"Are you going to starve!?"

"Huh...... Not really. Her stare scared me didn't have the courage to ask.

Mr. Lin...... Then you will say goodbye first? ”

"Why don't you go and be stunned?"

I bowed and withdrew: "olokamoakuso." ”

"What did you say!?" She stopped me.

"Japanese, meaning I went first, thank you for taking care of ......"

"You dare to call me an idiot and a stupid!? You're back! ”

"Huh?" She understands it!

"It's not...... Mr. Lin, I'm really not calling you an idiot and a stupid...... I'm ......"

"When I used to study abroad, which country didn't have students? How dare you scold me! ”

I lied and said, "Huh? These two sentences are swearing, huh? But when I was in college, my classmates who studied Japanese said that these two sentences were polite words for parting, and Japanese people must say goodbye. Am I being deceived by him? ”

",, konobakayarou! Get lost! ”

Sorry, it's my fault to sell foreign languages with you, resolutely patriotic and resist foreign languages!

Report to that familiar office, I'm sorry, this time I'm a little ant coming in, unlike last time, the hypocrisy of beating gongs and drums for you greeted me.

However, there are still many discerning people, such as Mo Huairen, for example, the manager in our department who replaced me, "absurd and absurd, passionately and absurdly......" I have returned.

It was my turn to punish her for swallowing three catties of melon seeds, and the female colleague shook me with a white eye: "Yo? Manager Yin Ran, do push-ups? ”

"I didn't ...... I'm passing by to make soy sauce. ”

"When will it be your turn to speak?" Mo Huairen stepped forward and scolded.

The female colleague immediately shut up and went back to work hard.

"Bear-like, dare to pretend to be forced in front of me, looking for death!" Mo Huairen, an old slut, is still a bit obscene after all. "Every time I meet someone who pretends to be B, my brother always lowers his head silently, my brother is not cultivated, my brother is looking for bricks."

The old devil taught me another classic saying......

"Brother, you will work here in the future, and you are very willing to serve you, if there is anything, wave your sleeves and summon me."

After opening the information sheet and reading it again, the customer representative of Shencheng Company intends to obtain the agency rights of hundreds of millions in Shencheng.

What must be done every day, go to Baijie Space for a walk, and see if her personality signature is still not the man who lied to her.

The signature was replaced by Zhang Ailing's famous words: Because I have loved, I am compassionate; Because you understand, you are tolerant.

I wish she had loved me...... But is it possible?

The phone rang: "What's wrong?" ”

"Xiao Luo, a big official...... People miss you. Zhilan snorted.

"Shh......h Be quiet, your husband is here! Have you had lunch? I asked.

"I want to see you now...... Afternoon passion. Zhilan smiled with a seductive tone, alas, such a woman is really unstoppable, unable to get out and indulge in it.

"I'm still busy...... In the evening, I called you at night ...... "No, if you listen to it again, you should be strong where you shouldn't be strong."

"Is it something that accompanies you? Or which big beauty? Robbing someone's husband is really an exciting thing. ”

"Hey, what are you excited about? There is retribution, in the future, if you have a husband and have other women in your heart, I see if you can still get sè. "Sè, just learned, look at my regiment leader, my regiment learned.

"Xiao Luo, the little woman's worldview has become inflamed, and it is different from the women of the good family, and the women of the good family may cry and cry, but I think so. If a man's heart can accommodate other women, then any man can lie down on a woman's g......" Zhilan was heard puffing out a cigarette and laughing.

I laughed too: "Could it be that I'm any man lying on your g?" ”

She burst out laughing......

I couldn't get enough of it: "It's not like you...... When I said that, many colleagues in the office looked at me, and that's it, tonight...... Cheap. ”

"Well, tonight, cheap. By the way, on the weekend, I want to go out for a walk, why don't you accompany me? ”

"Think first. So, hang up. ”

It's so fun to chat with this woman, there is no psychological burden at all, and just chatting can forget all the troubles in the world. I hung up the phone and lit a cigarette, and the smoke blew into the head of a little girl at the desk in front of me, and the little girl coughed like asthma...... I'm not fallen, I'm fallen......

I don't care! I also want to sink lun, I also want to fall, I also want to be worldly, I don't want to be a cowardly and humble love worm, I want to trample on them! I'm ready to fulfill my vows.

I made a phone call to Zihan, I wanted her to see the information, helpless, public relations and public relations, was sent out to socialize, and when I was a manager, I could at least assign someone else to be Xiaoding, these things, of course, the more broken things are, the more it is Xiaoding's turn to do it.

Leaning on the back of the chair and looking up at the ceiling above his head, he realized a limerick poem of hard work: brave and fearless in his career

The work industry seems noble

In fact, life is extremely trivial

Suffering for the sake of livelihood

Tired all day long before and after the saddle

The guest complained about the death and made amends

Nodding his head, he almost knelt

I can't rest day and night, I can't sleep

The boss was in place immediately as soon as he called

Suffer from overtime all year round

Labor laws and regulations are all abolished

Physically and mentally exhausted, secretly weeping

Meetings are repeated over and over again

It is difficult for families to meet during the New Year's holidays

I dare not leave my position every second

Greeting a review is devastating

Reception socials often drunk

It doesn't hurt feelings, but it hurts the stomach

The salary is not high, and you pay your own taxes

Visiting relatives and friends has to break the bank

Abandoning one's family and business is ashamed of one's elders

You know what it tastes like when you are there

Don't dare to expect extravagant social status

It's all stupid and self-absorbed

Crash Crash ......

Then hit Q and send it to the witch.

The witch gave me a poem:

During the Qingming season, it rains,

I am busy with work and want to break my soul.

By asking when the bonus will be issued,

The boss laughed and said wait.

Work hard and don't be in a daze!

Depend on! I seemed to complain to her, but in fact I wanted to get the prize back, I just wanted to laugh at her, and she saw it.

When browsing the web, I saw a post that was reposted wildly: Do you bear to live in a small house of less than 10 square meters, can you bear to watch your girlfriend and you struggle for a lifetime and can't afford a suite, can you bear to watch your parents shrink their clothes and diet to help you pay off the mortgage with a little pension, this is the place to realize your dreams. Join us, preferential treatment, fully equipped, free room and board, a pair of pants, a pair of flip-flops, a base salary of AK47,800 US dollars + commission, all-day mobile sea view suite, more work, more work, as long as you do one vote, buying a house in the metropolis is no longer a dream, do two votes, enter the upper class, and talk directly to Obama is no longer a distance. Don't hesitate any longer, give you a piece of the sea, in exchange for the miracle of your life! To be a pirate, at least to live a brilliant life - Somali Pirates Human Resources Department.

This post is really good, if someone really comes to recruit, it is estimated that the people queuing up to sign up will form a great wall.

In the afternoon, I looked at the wall clock on the wall, ready to go, what customer representative to go to, why? Why are all these people who see them obscene mooses? Why don't you let me run into a woman?

Go to the parking lot to pick up the car, alas, the thought of going to socialize, *** annoying, looking at the faces of those people, but also to accompany the wine and laughter, almost did not sleep with me......

I drove out of the parking lot, but I saw a witch with long wavy hair in big sunglasses beckoning me to stop.

I stopped the car and asked, "What, you stopped the car to give me a bonus?" ”

"Today's work is done, accompany you to meet the customer." The witch got into the passenger seat.

At the dining table in the restaurant of the Imperial City Hotel, the customer representative turned on the witch with a pair of thief eyes: "This is ......"

"The surname is Lin, the salesman." The witch introduced herself.

"Salesman? Why does the salesman look so much like the boss's wife...... It's so pretty. ”

"Thank you, it's over."

I would like to see how the witch talks about business, and if she is asked to sell herself, she should not be, looking at her cold and cool appearance, and she does not pour tea and wine for others, nor does she deliberately please her.

"Representative Huang, get straight to the point, if you want a rebate, how many points, you open your mouth, if you are a loyal employee of your boss, then, talk about the price." The witch took the information from me.

"Actually...... I don't really believe you're a salesman......" the guy skeptical.

"It's not important, it's the money."

"Yes, yes, your company is so straightforward, then I'll be straight, five percent, rebates!"

"Three percent." The witch pulls it down.

"Five percent!" The guy insisted.

The witch paused: "If you go to another company and are willing to give you this rebate, I can give you ten percent." Since there is no sincerity, let's not talk about it. No man is content. ”

I'm ......

Is this also a business? It's not like begging someone, it's a threat from Chiluo at all.

"Hey, hey, hey...... People, they always want more. Well, four percent ......."

The witch took the information on the table: "I don't have time to talk nonsense with you!" Two percent, if you care about me again, it may be one percent, who has had an accident with our hundreds of millions of business representatives? Even the secrecy work is more than that. ”

When the guy saw that the witch wanted to leave, he hurriedly said, "Okay, good, two out of two percent." Miss Lin sit down first. ”

The guy might have been a little confused and said, "Three percent......"

The witch suddenly scolded, "You are a three-year-old child? “

"Yes, yes, yes. Two out of two out of 100. ”

A single business is extremely easy to handle.

Out of the hotel, I wondered, "Why?" It's that simple? ”

The witch said to me: "When you talk about business with others, you must learn to observe words and looks, just like going to the mall to buy clothes, first moo the opponent's hole cards, and bargain directly." Then, look at the words and looks, and want to indulge in the past. Didn't you say that you don't talk much, you can do it if you are useful, and you know about studying women all day long, have you studied these? I'll let you look at the information, not only from our side, but also at the other side. Got it? ”

"Understood. Ten words with a saint is better than ten years of reading......"

"Don't praise me...... Over the weekend, you told me where to go this morning? ”

I lowered my head and pondered for a while, and Zhilan told me that she wanted to go out on a trip with me, and the witch here asked me to go to the movie again, and the schedule was a bit ...... But come on: "It's hard to buy movie tickets on weekends, so I'll put on a quilt and line up to buy ...... tonight."

"Perfunctory me?"

"It's not...... I'm going to buy a ticket. "I am still more willing to travel with Zhilan, one is distracted, and the other is that the woman is extremely debauched, with her, talking can prolong life, staying with the witch, not only is it boring, but always talking in that tone, it is uncomfortable to listen to, and it is unbearable than the sizzle of the sawtooth on the steel bar.

She took out a thousand dollars from her bag: "Is it enough?" ”

"I said that you would like to watch a movie...... How can you be embarrassed to pay? "Push off with your left hand and put the money in your pocket with your right hand...... Forgive me for being a villain, there are still many places to use money.

"This money was paid to you last time I borrowed your car and broke it."

"yes, I'd like to know, why did the gas guy fill you up?"

She didn't speak, glared at me, her mouth pursed slightly, and smiled. The eyes are like silk, the heart is like a crisp, the legs are soft, and the whole body has really become a wonderful person made of water, so beautiful...... That night, we were so drunk that we wanted to die. I'm sorry, but my saliva almost didn't drip down.

It was already dark, and when she was sent back to the company to get the car, the witch said, "Where are you going to play at night?" ”

"Where to go at night? No, lie down in the dormitory and wait for ...... death"

She opened her mouth to say something, my phone rang, I'll see, Zhilan Sao Po's, hang up!

Ring again, hang up again!

No matter how loud it sounds, there is no way, I admire her persistence: "Hey, what's wrong?" "I don't want the witch to know that I hooked up with Mo Huairen's wife Wang Huashan, and I will bear the consequences......

The witch's hearing, and the ability to read words and colors, can be said to have reached the limit of human beings.

"Honey, which woman died on?" Zhilan Yindang asked with a smile.

I hurriedly put my phone down on the left-hand side: "Drive now, I'll call you later." ”

"Ten minutes...... This morning, you conscienceless self said that you wanted to find me, I pushed off all dates, washed up and sucked you dry, and if you don't call me within ten minutes, I will go to the company to find you! She hung up.

It's terrifying, what if you get entangled by her? Suddenly, there was a kind of self-blame for digging one's own grave......

"Huh." He smiled at the witch and ran forward with the gas pedal.

After the witch got out of the car, hurriedly, immediately, pretended to drive back to the dormitory, drove to the door of the dormitory, took out the phone and dialed Zhilan: "Where is it?" ”

"It was a day of shopping today...... Back pain, in the heart of the city at the Xinda Hotel, 8053. ”

As the car drove to the city center, I wondered, what the hell am I doing here? Cheating? Or revenge? Or do you like to do it?

As soon as the door opened, the pulled me in, closed the door with one foot, and pushed me down on the g, and the flaming red lips were pasted, and after a few kisses, she smiled and asked, "Do you miss me?" ”

"I don't know."

"Do you want me? I'll answer for you, think! She bumped my forehead on the forehead, "Come on, then." ”

Beginning to undress, she took the initiative very frantically, pressed me to my body, kissed the neck, earlobes, tongue, lips. The soft voice like a speaker, the simple rhythm of wandering and slowing, and the gentleness of a woman like water, she is immersed in the self-absorbed solitary self-appreciation, and it is difficult to hold herself and extricate herself. The elegant figure and lazy and sexy voice made me have to immerse myself in it.

"You want me." She flipped me over and pressed me against her.

I stretched out my finger and pointed at the g-head: "Set ......"

Zhilan put her hands around my neck, affectionate but with a hint of resentment: "Why? Afraid I'm sick? ”

"No, no, no...... I'm afraid that you will win the lottery...... "My biggest worry, of course, is that I am afraid that she will be sick, and the second is that she is pregnant, which is a very troublesome thing."

"You must be afraid that I will be sick, and you will say that I have a one-night love with a man and put a mark on my thigh, aren't you worried that I will be sick?" She's smart and wise.

"I'm afraid you'll win the lottery, really."

"Don't be afraid...... Let's get them all in...... Give me. ”

If you want it, of course I won't give it. I asked for her twice, and to put it another way, gave her twice. She has a fresh and sweet lemon scent, and her voice is like a gentle chant of poetry, a little bit, but not so sweet that it is greasy, making people feel extremely relaxed and lazy. After taking a bath, the two of them were exhausted and fell asleep with their arms together.

I woke up in the middle of the night thirsty and got up to drink water. I stood in front of G with a glass of water, and the moonlight shone on her white skin, like a jade vessel breathing slightly.

What a beautiful creation, wouldn't it be good if I could have it forever? But she and I both know what the two of us are up to, and we don't know how long it will last. Some people say that there is no love for sex, it can only be said to be copulation, not to say to do that, I don't think so, both of them are very affectionate in sports, like a love poem, eloquently pouring out their sincere feelings for each other, in the purest and most honest way, captivating the heart.