Influenced by the works of these two masters, most people have the impression that the image of the old monk is that of a monk wearing an earthy yellow coat, with a white beard and white eyebrows, no hair on his head, and nine ring scars.

However, after seeing the thief-turned-old monk, Liu La found that it was completely different from what he played in the novel TV.

This uncle is in his seventies, wearing a set of gray clothes, a little chubby, and a black hat on his head. Through the part of the hat, it is obvious that there is a short hair underneath.

After seeing the old monk, Liu La and the others hurriedly expressed their intentions, and the old monk nodded after hearing it, and then invited them into his meditation room.

The Zen room was rudimentary, with only a wooden bed, a set of tables and chairs, and nothing else.

"Does the Master usually live here? It is really dedicated to worshipping the Buddha, not causing dust, and I admire it for a good life. After seeing the furnishings in the house, Liu Ye said this to the master in a rebellious manner.

The master looked at him and looked at him with a neurotic look: "I'm sorry, I don't usually live here, I have a home." ”

The master pointed at Liu La: "Amitabha, my grandson should be about the same age as him this year, I would like to live here, but unfortunately my wife won't let me." ”

As he spoke, the master took out a mobile phone from his pocket and showed Liu La and the others the family photos on the photo.

The master of the mobile phone Motorola V9, after seeing the mobile phone, Liu La shamefully touched the V3 in his pocket.

At the same time, he also quietly pushed Liu Ye beside him, with an embarrassed expression: "Hey, Mr. Liu, didn't you say that our master still has a daughter-in-law!" ”

"Less nonsense. Don't you know about the freedom to marry? Let's get down to business. Liu Ye glanced at Liu La.

Liu La shrugged and didn't take any more stubble. Frankly. At this time, Liu La was very disappointed, when he first heard that he was an old monk, although he was joking, Liu La was looking forward to it, after all, the impression of the old monk has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

However, when they really met, they found that the monk married his daughter-in-law and had children, and he used a mobile phone better than himself, and Liu La suddenly had a feeling of broken dreams.

Liu La didn't speak, but the master did. He looked at a few people: "I already know the purpose of your visit today, if you want to learn something, you can say it directly, I owe Mr. Kong a favor, so I should return the favor." ”

Mr. Kong in the master's mouth is Liu Ye's classmate. Hearing the master's words, Liu La and the three looked at each other, it was true that they wanted to learn, but if they really wanted to say what they should learn, they had no plan.

After being silent for a few seconds, Huang Bo, who had not spoken, spoke: "Master." What we want to learn depends on what you know, right? Why don't you show us a few? ”

As soon as Huang Bo said this, he said. Liu La also nodded busily. If Huang Bo hadn't spoken, Liu La really didn't know how to tell the master, and he couldn't ask people how you stole before, it would be too rude.

"Wanted me to demonstrate." The master smiled, and he suddenly reached into his coat pocket, and then took out three mobile phones from it and placed them side by side on the table.

The master is really old, and his steps are trembling when he walks, but on the contrary, his hand is very steady, he uses the gap between the three fingers of one hand, and clips out the three mobile phones at the same time, but his hand does not tremble at all, it is as steady as his voice at this time: "I'm sorry, I have already demonstrated it for you just now, but I forgot to inform you." ”

Looking at the three mobile phones on the table, Liu La and they were all dumbfounded, and subconsciously, the three of them touched their pockets at the same time, and sure enough, the mobile phones of the three were gone, and the three mobile phones on the table happened to match their respective brands.

Compared with Huang Bo and Liu Ye, the most confused is Liu La, just a minute ago, when he touched his pocket, the mobile phone was still there, but now it appeared in the old monk, which is also too godly.

"Master, how did you get this, you're too powerful! Tell us about it. Huang Bo suddenly became interested, and asked the old monk excitedly. It just so happened that what he was asking was exactly what Liu La was curious about.

The old monk couldn't help but smile when he heard Huang Bo's words. He didn't speak, and again clamped the three phones between his fingers.

Walking to the side of the three of them, the old monk's sleeves flicked, and a very long and thin tweezer suddenly slipped out of his cuffs.

In the blink of an eye, Liu La and the others didn't see how the old monk did it, and the three mobile phones all went into the clamp of the tweezers. What's even more amazing is that the old monk still doesn't seem to be satisfied with the order of the three mobile phones, so he actually shook the tweezers and threw the mobile phones into the air, and then caught them again at the same time, but the order of the arrangements was changed.

The three of Liu Spicy were really dumbfounded, so they knelt down, and said in their hearts that you are stealing something, you are simply doing magic.

Next, as expected, using this tweezer, the old monk skillfully put three mobile phones into the pockets of Liu La's three people, and the moment they were put in, Liu La obviously felt that his pockets sank.

The old monk also found out about Liu La's strangeness, and couldn't help but smile bitterly and sighed: "Alas, in the end, I am still old, and my hands and feet don't obey the call, if this is ten years earlier, you won't feel that I put the phone back at all." ”

The old monk seemed a little excited, but Liu La was excited. "Master, I don't need anything else, I've decided, just learn from the hand you just played with tweezers." He said to the old monk with his eyes shining.

"Learn this hand? You can't learn that. The old monk couldn't help but be happy when he heard his words: "I have been practicing Tongzigong this time, and I have been practicing since I was six or seven years old, at first I took big wooden chopsticks, and then replaced them with copper chopsticks, solid iron chopsticks, and finally changed to the current tweezers." It took me 30 years to go from chopsticks to tweezers, and if you have the free time, you can't learn it. ”

"Well, forget it, I'm choking enough to have so much time." Hearing the old monk say this, Liu La felt very regretful.

"Master, do you have any skills that look particularly handsome, take Fan with you as soon as you play, learn quickly, and you can master it in a few days?" Liu La asked again.

When the master heard Liu La's words, he couldn't help frowning, looked at the southeast, and then looked down at his feet.

Seeing the master's actions, Liu La suddenly said: "Master, are you suing me, don't think too far, be down-to-earth?" ”

The master shook his head: "No, the southeast of this city is the prison, your words made me think of it, the thieves with the handsome skills you said have basically gone in, sure enough, you still have to keep a low profile (look down and hang)!" ”

Spicy ......

ps:Fuck the telecommunications.,It's not good to use the network in the middle of the night.,It's already past eleven o'clock when I found it.,The new chapters are on the computer.,I'm about to upload it.。 Toss for a while or it's not good.,I had to take my mobile phone and rewrite it.,This chapter written in more than 20 minutes.,It's a bit messy.,There's no time to check.,Everyone's more bearable.,Take the mobile phone traffic to upload the chapter.,It's just not sure how long it takes.,I hope it can be before 12 o'clock.,**** Telecom.。 (To be continued.) )