Chapter 33: Ignorance Kills Little Tadpoles!
Probably because Du Xiaoxi was too resentful, and when he went to the temple again, the master actually went out to visit friends.
However, Du Xiaoxi didn't have time to complain about the unreliable master, because Du Xiaoxi's youngest brother Du Jiu was sick.
Probably because it is triplets, it is a miracle to survive in this era, Du Jiu's body is not as good as the previous brothers, but thin and small and almost four years old nephew Du Xiaohu is about the same size.
can't go crazy every day like his brothers, Du Jiu and Du Xiaoxi played the longest, and slowly Du Jiu became Du Xiaoxi's favorite second among all his brothers.
The first place is always our second brother!
Du Jiu's body has not been very good, Du Xiaoxi has to eat ten days and half a month of bitter medicine soup every year since he can remember, listening to the adults chatting Du Xiaoxi knows that Du Jiu is inseparable from the medicine jar when he was a child, many people are afraid that this child will not be able to raise it, but fortunately it has been much better in recent years.
Du Jiu's illness is a cold in Du Xiaoxi's opinion, but Du Jiu's body is too bad, probably he has taken too much medicine, and his drug resistance is too strong, and a small cold will not get better for ten days and half a month.
Although Du Xiaoxi studied medicine in his previous life, he was a scumbag who had not been very clinical, so he didn't dare to prescribe medicine casually, let alone try it on his relatives. Du Xiaoxi wanted to break his head, but finally decided to make some food to treat his brother's stomach.
As soon as Du Xiaoxi entered the kitchen, his legs couldn't move.
The snot and tears on her face are her second sister-in-law, who is hot, stingy, and awkward?
You don't want to cry so badly, okay?
Du Xiaoxi knows why the second sister-in-law is crying, she is not a child yet!
The second sister-in-law has always been a strong person, not to mention that she is not willing to lag behind after marrying into Dujia Village, and she is also a competitive leader among the little daughters-in-law of the same age in the village.
The long-tongued women in the village always have to say a few words about the fact that the second sister-in-law can't give birth, and the second sister-in-law tears her face with them after hearing it once, and she lives in the county seat with her father-in-law and mother-in-law all the year round and is unwilling to go back to Dujia Village.
A few days ago, a child in the village was full moon, and the second sister-in-law shirked to take care of the sick Du Jiu and didn't go, and today I went out to pour swill and met a little daughter-in-law who didn't deal with it, and was stabbed two sentences openly and secretly, and the second sister-in-law scolded back directly. Du Xiaoxi thought it was okay, but he didn't expect to hide in the kitchen and cry.
In Du Xiaoxi's opinion, the second sister-in-law is not yet twenty years old, and it is not too late to give birth to a child, but many people and herself feel that they can't give birth. Now the sons of the third sister-in-law who entered the door later than her are almost running away, but they don't have a single egg, can you not be sad?
For this, Du Xiaoxi can only sigh: ignorance kills the little tadpole!
Du Xiaoxi hesitated and walked in.
"Hey!" Squatting in front of the large wooden plate stacked with plates, Du Xiaoxi sighed vigorously.
"Second sister-in-law, don't cry, you will have a little doll!"
Ma Hongmei wiped her nose and snorted: "The child's family doesn't have back pain when squatting and talking!" ”
Du Xiaoxi: Villains don't care about adults!
Although we were scumbags in our last life, we are also scumbags who have swam in the ocean of medicine, and we may not remember much about saving people and curing diseases, but we have almost remembered all of the fun.
What's fun?
Isn't it surprising that eating too much motherwort makes women infertile? Isn't it amazing that a man's foreskin is cut when it is not painful at all? If you eat too much cottonseed oil, some men will be infertile, is it very suitable for palace fights and house fights?
"Second sister-in-law, my master said ......" Du Xiaoxi's words were decisively interrupted.
Ma Hongmei excitedly grabbed Du Xiaoxi's shoulder and asked, "The master said that I will have a group of children and grandchildren, and have many children and grandchildren?" ”
Du was cautious!
I didn't expect our second sister-in-law to be a talented girl, look at this idiom!
"My master said that giving birth to a doll is not a woman's business alone, and men should also be worthy of ......" was interrupted again.
"Nonsense! I'm a fart without your brother! ”
"Let's cooperate, first of all, you can't go overboard!!" Du Xiaoxi finally roared.
"Overboard?!" Is it also a sin for a man to be too strong?
"Uh-huh!" Du Xiaoxi calmly put a high hat on his master's head (buckle hat). "The master said that the little doll in a man's belly must be protected, not cold, not hot, otherwise it will freeze to death and burn to death. The second brother is on the stove every day, it is too hot, and the little dolls are burned not to death. ”
Such a profound thing, of course, is not something that Du Xiaoxi should know at his age, so Ma Hongmei decisively believed that this was the words of Master Xile.
Think about the chef who retired from Ruyi Building in his mother's village, and he made a lot of money in his life, all of which were cheaper than his nephews. The banquet was very delicious, and Chef Wu seemed to have only one sick and crooked son.
His own man guards the stove every day to marinate meat......
So many of her sons were roasted to death by the fire!
Ma Hongmei felt that she had been hit hard.
Du Xiaoxi felt that it was almost over, broke free from the stunned second sister-in-law, and said innocently: "Second sister-in-law, my gown is newly made, you stained me!" ”
The second sister-in-law of the iron rooster who was hit glanced at Du Xiaoxi and said reluctantly: "I'll make you a new one when I go back." ”
Du Xiaoxi staggered back to the house to change his clothes with satisfaction.
Du Xiaoxi really didn't fool her second sister-in-law, she hasn't had a child for three years, and there is a great possibility that one party has a problem. Du Niang muttered to Du Xiaoxi several times that it was okay for the second sister-in-law to live a small life, how good it was not to have children. Du Xiaoxi turned her worried eyes to Second Brother Du, her tall, powerful and secure Second Brother would not be useless.
Taking advantage of a child in the village who had cheeks and plasters on his face, Du Xiaoxi knocked on the side and learned that none of the brothers in the family had had cheeks. This excludes the most worrying form of azoospermia. As long as the tadpoles are still there, anything is possible.
Oh! Orchitis is caused by cheeks, and young boys are more likely to develop azoospermia. This is also a question that Du Xiaoxi remembered in her previous life for her lifelong happiness, although she was a girl, but for the sake of the future, when she had already decided to deal with the object, she asked the other party if she had cheeks.
has never had cheeks, and the second brother doesn't like to eat spermicidal food, Du Xiaoxi followed the second brother for a few days and finally found the crux of the problem.
Du Zhiyi doesn't look at people and looks like a reckless man, but the braised meat is very skilled, and the braised meat in the shop is all made by Du Zhiyi. That taste, Du Xiaoxi, a foodie, likes it.
If you braised pork, you have to guard the stove.
Thigh-high stove!
It's just the warmth of that place!
As a result, the tadpoles, which are most suitable for survival, have a lower temperature than the human body temperature.
This is also the hidden reason why Du Sange has only had a monkey for more than two years. Du Sange's killing of pigs in Dujia Village is also inseparable from the boiler.
For this strange temperature, Du Xiaoxi also thought deeply in his previous life.
At that time, Du's father was still a hawthorn skewer seller along the street, and the family's life was not very good because of the family planning fine, and the Du family, like most villagers, also burned firewood cut from the mountain.
In Du Xiaoxi's memory, he had cheeks, and the old man who put the plaster on it asked Du's mother if Du Xiaoxi was in charge of burning the fire at home. Du Ma nodded. I asked the location of the Du family's stove again. The old man said that the stove of the Du family was in the wrong place, and the children's anger was already big, and when the fire was burning, it was still under the sun.
After studying medicine, Du Xiaoxi felt that the experience of the elderly was a valuable asset.
PS: This chapter is a bit of a small nature of popular science, mothers who have male dolls at home have their sons have cheeks, and they must be highly valued!