Chapter 187: Brothers (2)
People are floating in the rivers and lakes, it is inevitable that there is a hurry to get on the fire, endocrine disorders, experts pointed out that on the fire, not terrible, the important thing is that the fire must be defeated immediately, there are many ways to defeat the fire, as far as traditional Chinese medicine is concerned, Coptis chinensis, Scutellaria, Forsythia, honeysuckle, etc., are the best choice to clear heat and go to the fire, if you don't like to take medicine, food supplement is also a good choice, such as: mung bean soup, turtle jelly, bitter gourd pork ribs, in short, dazzling, variety, however, these are not the best choice to defeat the fire.
Zhao Jinguang has been very hot recently, and even peeing is like beer, yellow and foaming, especially when it is often accompanied by frequent urination, urgency, and fine urine lines, which is simply annoying.
Abin is the most powerful little brother under Zhao Jinguang, the dog leg index can be as high as five stars, this is completely the rhythm of the full point of talent and skills, seeing the master's irritable face, Abin suddenly felt the pressure rose sharply, can not share the worries of the master, not a good dog leg, based on this supreme little brother principle, Abin thought hard, and finally thought of a perfect way.
"Boss, I heard from the brother that there is a health expert in the bathing center, otherwise I will invite you over and let him take a good look at you."
said that it was 'please', but in fact, a person with an arm was dragged over directly, and when he saw Zhao Jinguang, who was wearing a bathrobe and full of irritability, and was sitting on the sofa with a big horse golden knife, the legendary health expert withered instantly.
What kneeling and begging for mercy, what tears flowed, it is estimated that Meng Jiangnu had to bow down when she saw it.
"Boss, spare your life! It's really not to blame the little ones, it's all the girls who took the initiative to seduce me, and the little ones originally resisted death, but the girls were ruthless and ...... me directly. Woowoo...... I'm a victim too! The boss is wise, spare the little one's life! β
Zhao Jinlong was so noisy that his brain hurt, he slapped the table on the spot, pointed at a certain expert and scolded:
"Who is inside, this stupid B, where did you find it? What kind of bullshit? Roll on! It's annoying to listen to, drag Lao Tzu out to feed the dogs! β
When he heard Zhao Jinguang, he didn't know himself at all. An expert reacted instantly, and the co-authoring turned out to be a false alarm, oh my mom! But I was scared to death, and I thought that I had been arrested again for stealing someone's daughter-in-law! It's obscure. Bai kowtowed several times, and his brain was blue.
Seeing that the two big men next to him were about to leave, an expert hurriedly said:
"Wait! Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, hehe. I wonder what this gentleman is looking for? β
Because the style of painting has become too fast, everyone is obviously still a little unable to adapt to it, but fortunately, Abin reacted quickly enough, and said the purpose of 'inviting' him in a few words, and then saw a certain expert with a clear face (obscene|trivial?? smiled, and said lightly:
"Without him, it's a trivial matter!"
Everyone: "......"
What? What do you say? Zhao Jinguang looked at each other with a group of junior brothers who had completed primary school certificates, and they didn't react for a long time, talking about what the hell was this thing talking about.
"Wait for this Heavenly Master to prescribe a pair of medicine to you, and keep your medicine until the illness is cured. Once. β
It is rare for an expert who wears a public bathrobe to take out a pen and paper from his pocket, only to see him wave his big hand, and after a few strokes, he ripped it off and handed it to Abin beside him.
"Take it! If a dose of medicine does not improve, you will dig up my ancestral grave. β
This time, Abin finally understood, this should be what you mean by the bad medicine that will kill me, right? Taking advantage of the confusion on everyone's face, a certain expert Shi Shiran got up, swaggered out, and waited for him to go away. Ah Bin picked up the prescription tremblingly, only to see that it was written:
Twenty-eight girls are preferred, preferably white and slender elders, peeled and washed. Both inside and outside (rape??) Serve, one blow, then decline, three and exhaustion, is the fire and evil gone, can be healed!
Abin: "......"
Mom was right. Sven scum is the most shameless, if you want to talk about obscenity, ten stinky hooligans are not as good as one expert? (I'm sorry, please forgive the author's disdain for the so-called experts, those experts who said that the eleventh day should not be off, how are you doing lately?) In other words, is it effective to draw circles and curse the gods? It's really sad to die)
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"Master, you are not only a health expert, but also a ghost hunter, and you also look at the feng shui of the house, and you must be very profitable to find things and cure evil diseases, right?"
With a look of envy, Ah Bin poured a glass of wine for an expert who had just been upgraded to a heavenly master, saying that knowledge is power! The ancients did not deceive me! The so-called: a skill in hand, I have it in the world, it is said that the Heavenly Master has many skills and is not a knowledgeable and talented person.
Raising his head and draining half a glass of white wine, an expert shook his head and said:
"Hey! Don't dare to talk nonsense, what is particularly easy to earn, how can people outside the world covet that little yellow and white thing, vulgar! It's vulgar! β
Abin twitched the corners of his mouth, and after seeing an expert drink a bottle of white wine in the blink of an eye, he finally stumbled and said:
"The master said too much... Makes so much sense, huh. β
According to incomplete statistics from experts, 'hehe' is not just a simple onomatopoeia, in 99% of cases, what it represents is actually ββββ
I'll you...... Strangle ......
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The two were chatting with each other, and saw Zhao Jinguang wearing a bathrobe, walking out with a satisfied face, and on the bed in the bedroom where several people couldn't see, a certain medicine residue that had been squeezed dry was dying like a corpse.
"Big brother, how is the effect of the medicine?"
As a senior dogleg, Ah Bin's words couldn't be more obscene, supplemented by his unique high and low eyebrows and big and small eyes, a proper person can see a lewd and trivial man with itchy hands.
Zhao Jinguang was full of food and drink, and he was naturally in a good mood, and an expert glanced at his face and said with a smile:
"This gentleman, this heavenly master is familiar with some face reading techniques, I don't know if Mr. would like to listen to a few words."
When Abin heard this, he couldn't help but look at a certain expert with a shocked face, saying that when did he become rough in face reading again? It's really more difficult to come out and eat this year than to be a little brother of others, this is not only versatile, it's simply versatile, okay?
"Let's hear about it."
In Zhao Jinguang's view, the only difference between fortune-telling and farting is that there is no taste, and the reason why he is still willing to listen to it is mainly that he is idle now, so he should listen to cross talk, just have fun.
"Sir, I lost my family when I was a teenager. Fortunately, there are brothers and sisters, and even the ups and downs of the youth, and the wealth of the young ......"
Seeing that the corners of Zhao Jinguang's mouth seemed to show a sneering smile, an expert suddenly changed his words. Laughed:
"These are things that everyone knows, even if this Heavenly Master calculates, he can't count it, today, I will calculate it. Things that others don't know. β
When Zhao Jinguang heard this, he just sneered, but Abin next to him was a little anxious, and hurriedly asked:
"What's the matter? The master hurried to talk about it. β
Professional fans are weak, okay? Abin is the real champion, okay!
"Mr. has three tribulations in this life, called the Ninety-Nine Tribulations, which are based on the nine calamities, respectively at the age of nine, nineteen, and twenty-nine, I don't know if what this Heavenly Master said is right or not."
Zhao Jinguang's face remained unchanged, but he couldn't stop muttering in his heart, he had no father or mother. It was brought up by his brother, and almost no one on the road didn't know about it, because of the words that an expert said in front of his head, he didn't take it to heart at all, but the matter of the nine catastrophes was a real existence, and because the brothers deliberately concealed it, no one in the gang knew about it at all.
In fact, the Zhao brothers are not natives of X City, they were originally born in an unknown small mountain village in the northeast. When he was nine years old, Xiao Zhao Jinguang, who was dependent on his brother, unfortunately contracted smallpox, that is, the kind of infectious disease that caused the death of Emperor Shunzhi.
Smallpox vaccine is said to have been widely administered worldwide since 1980. As for the unknown mountain village where the two brothers lived, located in the deep mountains and wild forests, the ghost knew what smallpox vaccine was.
In that era when there was a shortage of medical treatment, the penniless brothers had no choice but to wait for death, because smallpox was contagious. The two brothers were then violently driven out of the village by the villagers, and if it weren't for the fact that the elder brother had been carrying him around to beg for food to make a living, perhaps he would have died.
It was also his scourge that left a thousand years, and Zhao Jinguang's smallpox was miraculously cured, and after that, the two brothers walked out of the small mountain village and completely started a new journey of fighting monsters and upgrading to grab land and collect protection fees.
When he was nineteen years old, Zhao Jinguang was stabbed four times by the other party when he was leading people to grab the land, and his intestines flowed out.
This year, he is exactly twenty-nine years old, and at the beginning of the year, he was calculated by Lin Kun's cheap people and directly imprisoned in the bureau, although he didn't suffer any major crimes, but in order to get him out, the two brothers didn't have to work hard, and it seems that this year hasn't passed yet, isn't it......
Seeing that Zhao Jinguang did not refute out loud, an expert couldn't help but say more proudly:
"Originally, I didn't want to meddle in this matter, but since you and I have this opportunity, this Heavenly Master will inevitably have to say a few more words."
An expert said, and couldn't help but stretch out his hand to Zhao Jinguang.
"Sir, can you take a look with your left hand?"
Zhao Jinguang hesitated, but in the end he slowly stretched out his left hand, and an expert looked at each other for a long time, before he sighed and said:
"Strike, strikeββββ"
When Abin heard this, his brows jumped, Dad, Dad? Is this the rhythm of confession? No wonder people can eat openly, this is the ability to recognize his father everywhere, Rao is his dog leg for many years, but he still can't learn one ten-thousandth, the master is really the master!
"Since this is the way it should be, this Heavenly Master will talk to you well."
With a helpless expression of bitterness, an expert grimaced and said slowly:
"If this Heavenly Master is not mistaken, Mr. is exactly twenty-nine years old this year, right?"
Without waiting for Zhao Jinguang to answer, a certain expert put on a secretive expression again, and said:
"The so-called ninety-nine calamity, when it is a catastrophe and a catastrophe, today to the third day of the first month of December, from the end of the catastrophe, there are still 27 days, with all due respect, in the next 27 days, Mr. must be careful, if you are not careful, you may have a bloody disaster."
"Huh? Really? Master, is there any way to crack it? You can rest assured, money is definitely not a problem, as long as you can help our boss break this catastrophe, we can afford to pay more money. β
As far as a dog's leg is concerned, Abin is undoubtedly the most dedicated one of them, seeing that the boss has a difficult face, he immediately asked the doubts in his heart for the boss, the so-called anxious boss is only anxious, think about what the boss thinks, the younger brother does his job, it is also regarded as three hundred and sixty lines, and the line is the champion. (To be continued.) )