Chapter 259: Song of the Pig
Chapter 259 of the text: The Song of the Pig
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When the others heard this, they thought that this was to help the girl out of the siege and change the topic. But this method of changing the topic is a bit unsatisfactory, right?
Reciting poetry? What age is this, who wants to listen to your broken poems?
Everyone didn't care, and the girl didn't speak, not even glancing, just staring at the fat man in front of her angrily, eager to grab the back of his fat head with a move of the Nine Yin White Bone Claw.
Lin Chuan didn't care, he sat there as steady as Mount Tai, closed his eyes with a smile, and said leisurely, "The scenery here is unique, the fat body is plump and enchanting, the subline is fat and round, it is really difficult to pick a hundred miles, if you look at the sea from the wind, you have to face the waves, and your face is facing the sea..."
After the poem is finished, everyone, look at me, I look at you.
What kind of poem is this? What? What about rhyme? What about Shen Yun? It's bullshit at all, just this kind of Cheng dù, and I'm embarrassed to take it out to show ugliness?
The fat man in front of him, shaking his head, didn't look back, and said to the two people next to him, "Alas, young people nowadays, not only like to dream, but also very arrogant, no matter what bullshit it is, I'm embarrassed to take it out and be embarrassed, I really don't know how my parents educated me, why don't I look at it well, I don't know if it's embarrassing when I come out?" ”
How ugly this is to scold, you are also an artist, and you are also a public figure. Everyone is mixed in a circle, and it is inevitable that you will not see you when you look up, and you may need help one day.
Leave some room for speaking and doing things, don't offend people to death, this is a taboo in communication. `
Some people shook their heads slightly, even if the fat man was telling the truth, they were very skeptical about this person's character.
Of course, it's also to blame that Lin Chuan, a newcomer. You just wait honestly until the ceremony is over, why bother to be brave for a while, you have to recite poetry, you can recite poetry well. I have to make this thing out, no wonder people scold it.
Just when everyone sighed and had their own thoughts, they listened to Fang Hao over there, and suddenly laughed.
"Chuan. I remember you were pretty honest, when did you get so bad? Hahaha! Fang Hao didn't lower his voice and said with a laugh.
All of a sudden, everyone was stunned. What's the situation, what's honest and bad, what's with what, it won't be stupid, right? The eighth floor is confused.
However, at this time, the girl next to her also laughed. But she smiled very reservedly, not as exaggerated as Fang Hao, after all, she was a girl.
"This poem is really interesting, I didn't understand it at first, but then it appeared, it turned out to be a hidden poem, hehehe......"
Tibetan poems? Why did you hide your head? Where is it hidden?
All those who heard Lin Chuan's poem were silent. Why? Of course, I re-read the poem just now.
The scenery here is unique.
Fat and plump and enchanting.
The sublineage is fat and round. `
It's really hard to pick.
It's better to watch the sea from the wind.
Facing the waves.
The face is facing the sea.
……
Take out the first word of each sentence separately. It became--this fat man is really shameless.
"Poof! Hahaha, so that's the case, I thought this was some kind of poem, it turned out that the focus was on hiding the head......"
There was a boy who was not very old. Laughed out loud.
Suddenly, the people around him also laughed, co-authoring a hidden poem, and directly scolding others for being so shameless.
Listening to the discussions of the people around him, the fat man named Brother Wen was also a little unbearable, and glared at Lin Chuan angrily, "You." How do you curse? ”
Lin Chuan smiled indifferently, didn't look at him at all, and said to the girl next to him, "On a whim a few days ago, I wrote a song casually, are you interested in singing a few words to you?" ”
"New songs? You wrote it yourself? Then I'm going to have to listen to it. The girl smiled and nodded.
Looking at the people around me, and not looking at the host on the stage and the advertisements on the big screen, they all leaned their ears together to hear how the song was sung.
Lin Chuan cleared his throat, this was the first time he had taken the initiative to sing to someone, but ...... It's also a whim.
The award ceremony was not quiet, everyone was chatting in low voices. Of course, the content of the chat is not the same, and only a small number of people have noticed this.
"Pig, you have two holes in your nose, and you still have snot when you have a cold...... Pig, you have dark eyes, and you can't see the edge when you look at it...... Pig, your ears are so big that you can't hear me calling you stupid...... Pig, your tail is curly and curly, it turns out that you can't run and jump without it......"
This "Song of the Pig" was sung by Lin Chuan, and he didn't finish singing, but just sang a short section of the front. But that's it, and it has also caused a lot of effect.
Fang Hao and the girls beside him, as well as Wang Bojian, couldn't help but laugh. The others were basically the same, some were covering their mouths, some were twisting their heads to the other side, and some were simply pretending to tie their shoes, but their bodies were shaking......
Only the fat man was the fat man, and when he heard this song, his big fat face turned completely green.
……
The awards were presented to the last part, and all three commercials were played.
The first is Pang Yu's motorcycle, running among the herds of horses. The second is Lin Chuan's advertisement last year, which was also selected as a candidate, and the third advertisement is a public service advertisement, with the theme of protecting the environment and cherishing nature.
Two hosts, a man and a woman, stood in the center of the stage with a card in their hands, which should be the list of winners.
In the end, the advertisement that can win the Hundred Flowers Award is not only based on sales and popularity, but also its influence and click-through rate...... The combination of many aspects leads to the final result.
The Hundred Flowers Award has always been very authoritative and tries to be fair and just, and they have always reviewed it with this belief.
Pang Yu is a celebrity and has won several Hundred Flowers Awards in a row, but he can't release water to him because of these external factors, if his advertising is not good enough, he will also be eliminated.
At this moment, everyone was staring closely at the host and the card in his hand, and everyone was very concerned about who would be the one who could win the grand prize in the end.
"This year's Hundred Flowers Ceremony is here, it is about to end, and it must be admitted that the quality of domestic advertising this year has improved a lot compared with previous years, whether it is creativity, subject matter or production technology, it has obviously matured a lot......" The hostess stepped forward and said a lot.
This is to create suspense, just to make everyone anxious and expectant...... Then, at this time, as soon as the final winning name is announced, it will definitely cause a great effect.
Obviously, a lot of nonsense from the host had a very obvious effect, as long as Lin Chuan, the client, was so sleepy that he yawned.
At this moment, the male host also took a step forward and raised the topic, "I believe that everyone here, as well as the audience and friends in front of the TV, are already full of expectations for the final advertisement that won this year's Hundred Flowers Award, right?" Hehe, don't waste time, the advertising spokesperson who won the Hundred Flowers Award this year is ......"
As soon as he said this, just as the host was about to announce his name, he swept the audience, as if looking for the three spokespersons.
Such a pause and action instantly caused many people to boo, which is too appetizing, right?
(To be continued.) )
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