No one could have imagined that what was originally a slapstick satirical drama ended up in such a dramatic way.

Seeing that Lao Niu was carried into the ambulance by the emergency personnel of the central hospital, Zhang Xiaoshuai seemed to be a little unable to come back to his senses, Ye Jinghong beside him slowly retracted his gaze, hesitated for a while, and finally slowly focused his eyes on Zhang Xiaoshuai's face.

After four years of guarding the school, Zhang Xiaoshuai thought that he had long been accustomed to the overly ** eyes of girls, but he was stared at intently by Ye Jinghong, and he still had a sense of horror like a man's back.

"By the way, you look at me with affection like this, isn't it because you can't help but fall in love with me?"

Seeing Zhang Xiaoshuai caressing his cheeks infinitely shyly, Ye Jinghong's eyelids twitched, and the words that came to his mouth were choked in his throat again, and he held it for a long time before he said:

"Didn't you wash your face in the morning? What's in the corner of the eye? It's dirty. ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai's face stiffened with a smile, and then he was furious! Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated! Did Ye Jinghong grow up drinking pesticides? The mouth is so poisonous? Talk to her for a while, don't you be afraid of mosquito bites in summer, okay?

"I'll go! You didn't wash your face! I'm clean! What kind of eyes do you have? ”

"Who knows what you washed? It made a strange smell in the bathroom, and it was disgusting! ”

"You--" You're disgusting, your whole family is disgusting!!

"Get out of the way!"

Ye Jinghong put on a small face, stretched out his hand to push Zhang Xiaoshuai away, and left without looking back, Zhang Xiaoshuai was handsome but her arrogance, and she kept arguing behind her, and her old face was red and white at first glance, but it could also be called wonderful, saying, 'Things can be eaten indiscriminately, and words can't be talked nonsense'! Girl, is it really okay for you to be so provocative? Master, I've always been ice and jade, but I'll take it seriously!

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Do you think you won't be able to find you when you hide? It's useless! A man as brilliant as you, no matter where he is, is like a firefly in the dark, so vivid, so outstanding. Your melancholy eyes, your sparse chirp, your miraculous knife skills, and the glass of DryMartine all captivated me deeply.

――――Excerpt from "Domestic Lingling Paint"

Zhang Xiaoshuai, who was sprayed with evil fire in Ye Jinghong's belly, was called to the office by the head nurse to lecture alone as soon as he entered the ward, Zhang Xiaoshuai followed into the door with a frown, I really don't understand what this old woman means by finding him again, it is said that he just stepped forward, how can it be regarded as a merit, right? But the old woman has always been different from ordinary people, every time he says that the wind is rain, he really doesn't dare to guess it with ordinary people.

"Head nurse, what are you looking for me?"

Zhang Xiaoshuai hung his head and looked innocent, and the head nurse rarely put on a kind appearance, and joked slightly:

"Afraid of what? Can I still eat you? ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai smiled bitterly, you can't eat me, but you will be fined! Is it better to be fined than to eat me?

Ignoring Zhang Xiaoshuai's constipation-like pain, the head nurse continued:

"You performed very well today, as a reward, I will give you an additional 200 yuan bonus at the end of the month."

"What?"

Zhang Xiaoshuai raised his head suddenly, seriously doubting that the wind was too strong just now, so he heard it wrong.

"Young man, behave well."

The head nurse patted Zhang Xiaoshuai's shoulder with a look of relief, and the smile between his eyebrows and eyes didn't seem to be cheating.

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"What's the matter? It's a bit fluttering to be relied on? Look at your little bit of interest! ”

Zhao Xin is purely the spirit behind the Q version, and he can't hear the movement in the aisle, Zhang Xiaoshuai is scared by him all day long, and he is still a little used to it, which shows that the adaptability of human beings is really amazing.

"Get out of here? Why didn't I see you just now? ”

It's not that Zhang Xiaoshuai holds a grudge, if it weren't for the police Shu Huang coming in time, they probably wouldn't have been able to run away from this fat beating, but he ran out when he was fine, and he really couldn't give a good face.

"Didn't I give you a chance to perform? If my brother appears, what else can I do with you! ”

When Zhang Xiaoshuai heard this, he laughed on the spot.

"Brother! I admire your energy, bragging is like the real thing, it's really good! ”

"Hey! How can I talk to your brother and me? ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai is a cultural person, and cultural people don't swear.

"Roll over! Baby cow! "!

"What's that?"

Zhang Xiaoshuai rolled his eyes, turned around and left, Zhao Xin didn't understand what was going on for a while, and chased after him with a smile and scolding.

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"I don't understand, why did Lao Niu suddenly think of suicide?"

Even if you are a psychopath, there should always be a logic of mental illness to follow, Lao Niu usually doesn't talk much, and he can't see any signs of wanting to commit suicide at all! Why did you secretly plan such a big move without making a sound? It's incredible.

"Can't figure it out, do you?"

Zhao Xin immediately raised his thick broom eyebrows, and said with a cheap smile:

"Come, shout to the new brother to listen, maybe the new brother is happy, and he can ignite you."

Zhang Xiaoshuai has always been good.

"New brother, beg for training, beg for whipping."

Zhao Xin smiled and touched the dog's head, revealing a mouthful of white teeth.

"Look at your cheap appearance, but my brother likes it."

Zhang Xiaoshuai: "......"

Seeing that Zhang Xiaoshuai seemed to have a tendency to blow up his hair, Zhao Xin didn't dare to continue playing, so he couldn't help but clear his throat at the moment, and pretended to be deep:

"Mental illness is fundamentally different from other physical diseases, it is a progressive disease, you can also imagine it as a futuristic tense, that is, mental illness, after other diseases are cured, as long as you take care of protection, theoretically you will not commit it again, but mental illness is different, you look at them on the surface and seem to be very good, but maybe when something suddenly comes to mind, but he doesn't say it, let alone show it outside, then you may never know, think about it, What could be more complex and unfathomable in this world than the human heart? ”

Seeing that Zhang Xiaoshuai still didn't seem to understand, Zhao Xin couldn't help but laugh and said:

"It's too deep, I'm afraid you don't understand, everyone has the need for self-realization, when you can't realize your self-worth, you will also become depressed, and then depressed, and even have the idea of 'it's better to go back', right?"

Hearing him say this, Zhang Xiaoshuai finally understood a little.

"Are you saying that Lao Niu has been idle in the hospital for too long, and his mania has been forced to become depressed?"

"What a!"

Zhao Xin was speechless, saying that this child's head is actually dead-hearted, right? Otherwise, you won't be able to see through it!

"He was thinking about his grandson, the old man stayed in the hospital for several years, and his family took his salary and lived in his room, but he didn't even bother to look at it, and anyone would be cold, but no one thought that his approach would be so decisive."

Yes, no one thought that the old cow, who has always been honest, would make such a shocking move, Zhang Xiaoshuai frowned, he wanted to say something, but in the end he shook his head and smiled.