Du Xiaoxi walked to the quiet room with a bitter face, Qian De opened the door and saw Du Xiaoxi's eyes narrowed into a slit, and greeted him cordially: "The little lady is here, our son is thinking of you!" ”

Tranquility is in a good mood these days.

Although he didn't know why the iron rod could draw down thunder and lightning, he had tried it a few times with great effect, and one household could be used as a secret weapon to occasionally fire a shot.

Wild history records: During the reign of Emperor Ming Chang, there were many thunderbolts and punishments, and the government was clear and clear, and the country was rich and the people were strong, which was really the luck of the great merchants and the people.

"Senior brother, have you eaten?" Du Xiaoxi chose the safest topic with a quiet scrutinizing gaze.

"Why does an iron rod attract lightning?" Tranquility smiled and directly skipped Du Xiaoxi's question.

Why?

"Because metal conducts electricity!"

"What is metal?"

Du Xiaoxi patted his head, why did he forget that there was no such word metal in ancient times, "It's just gold, silver, copper, iron and the like, right?"

"Well, is there anything else?"

Anything else? What's there?

Du Xiaoxi's brain cells died, and he said hesitantly: "Actually, if you don't want to attract too much attention, you can fly a kite, just replace the kite string with a metal wire." "Great men in history used kites to attract thunder and lightning.

Kite? Compared to the iron rod, which is indeed more concealed, Serenity nodded, "Is there anything else?" ”

Anything else? Is there an end?

After thinking about it again and again, I finally thought of someone who didn't know if it was right or not, "I heard, I heard that the mountains that are often struck by lightning are likely to have metal in them." ”

It was a real bonus.

"Anything else?"

Du Xiaoxi was about to cry, and shook his head vigorously, "It's gone!" Gone! It's gone! ”

Ning Ning felt that the junior sister knew a lot, and planned to ask for more advice, Du Xiaoxi held her head and pretended to be dead, besides, besides, the old bottom was tricked out. Master, help! You apprentice murdered his own sister!

In the end, under Du Xiaoxi's cold and violent non-cooperation, Tranquility stopped questioning, he planned to talk to the master about life, why are they apprentices, and the big apprentices teach every day to eat fasting and recite Buddha compassion. The two apprentices taught him to cut it, but it was hard to die when the sky thundered.

The Master of Joy, who was lying down again, didn't know that he was going to usher in a wave of apprentices, you ruthless, you cruel, and you vexatious crit.

……

The scorching sun in June was like fire, and the people of Shanshui County fell into a state of joy.

The mountain waterway is finally about to be built!

It lasted seven years. With the help of 10,000 people, the mountain waterway is finally going to be built!

Originally, the completion time of the mountain waterway would have to wait for another month, but Baixin of Shanshui County saw that the waterway was at his doorstep, and almost all the whole city went out to help, so he advanced the construction period by one month. Just waiting for the emperor in the world to come and accept.

The Emperor is coming!

We want the great emperor to feel the enthusiasm of our beautiful landscapes.

In order to welcome the nobles from Kyoto with a new look. More than half a month ago, the entire Shanshui County began to carry out construction.

Talk about civilization and establish a new style.

The rich families ate money and worked hard to clean up the entire county, and even a few beggars were invited to the City God Temple to eat and drink well, and the only requirement was not to wander on the streets during this time to affect the appearance of the county.

Eat, drink and be merry! Food, clothing, shelter and walking!

Since the completion of the North-South Grand Canal, the places where the emperors of all dynasties lived in the south were military towns, and they couldn't control eating, drinking, and Lazar. Therefore, their goal is to let the nobles from Kyoto have a good time, so that Shanshui County will leave a good impression in the hearts of the nobles, which is good for the development of Shanshui County and for them who have lived here for generations.

Since you want to have fun, heh. Then they have to prepare something different.

The wealthy families of Shanshui County started the selection competition again after the city's cleaning.

When the nobles come, they must eat, and the nobles can't always eat dry, and there must always be a program to help the fun. The wealthy families chose the latter after paying a pound of foreign aid at a high price and finding something to see from their own homes. In order to appear in front of the emperor, artists from all walks of life in Shanshui County came on the stage one after another, just for a minute on stage.

As the richest man in Shanshui County, Liu Erye naturally participates in this kind of thing that highlights the essence of local tyrants, and he happily ran to the selection site to be a judge.

For the sake of openness and fairness of the competition, the selection site was selected on the most prosperous street in Shanshui County, and there were three or four-storey small buildings on both sides of the street. In addition, the wide road can accommodate nearly 1,000 people to watch the game at a time.

Since the news came out that Emperor Jiayuan was going to tour the mountains and waterways in the south, Flower Street has been welcoming a steady stream of Oiran famous prostitutes from all over the country. Now it's finally their turn!

They traveled thousands of miles to Shanshui County naturally not because the lovers here are talented and better than men in other places. All they sought was the dignitaries from Kyoto City. Oiran prostitutes, no matter how famous they are, cannot change their lowly status, clinging to a noble person with such a lowly status. It is different from the natural meaning of appearing at a banquet held in the name of the people of Shanshui County. So the Oiran in this competition was unusually enthusiastic.

The people of Shanshui County said that they had died happily in the past few days!

One by one, the peerless beauties sing and dance for you, smiling lightly.

The delicate lingering sound, the willow waist, and the surging autumn wave water are all grinding goblins!

To be able to see so many beauties performing on the same stage is very worthy of this life!

Because of the active participation of the Oiran girls. So that sixty percent of the onlookers were men, and the other thirty percent were women who watched their husbands not be taken away by goblins.

In addition to Oiran there are also all kinds of strange people, such as an eight-year-old boy who is invincible in mental arithmetic, as long as it is a number within a thousand, no matter how much you add or subtract at once, he can calculate it at the first time. There is also a sturdy Lang Jun, who walks five or six meters with two fingers, and there is even a little lady whose head can turn back one hundred and twenty degrees to see things behind her, but because it is too terrifying, she is directly brushed down. Pets don't dare to be lonely, your monkeys can understand people's words, my dogs can count, and his parrots can compose poems, which is really a feast for the eyes of the people of Shanshui County.

The people of the Du family also crowded on the street to watch the performance after the grain returned to the warehouse, and those who could have the courage to go on stage in front of so many people naturally had extraordinary self-confidence.

Lord Li Zheng of Dujia Village has been in a hurry for the past few days, and the elders of other clans are also like ants on a hot pot, wandering around several villages every day.

Lord Lizheng is worried!

His Majesty the Emperor is coming!

I don't know if the emperor remembers the Du family in Shanshui County, where rice and fish farming were made to increase production for the country?

It would be better if, if, His Majesty the Emperor could come to our village to see. Our technology has been copied and never surpassed, and we have been diligent in researching rice and fish farming, and now the yield is higher!

Lord Lizheng is worried!

What if His Majesty the Emperor forgets us!

Let's think of a way to make the emperor remember us!

What's the solution?

Of course, when the show came out to report to his home, he came to say 'Shanshui Dushi'!

In the past few days, the elders of the clan are inspecting each household to see who can take the ability. I walked around and really didn't find it. In the end, the attention still hit Du Xiaoxi, the old daughter of the Du family.

They heard that the cold senior brother of the happy girl is the prince, and the last time I entered Beijing, there was one more county lord as a junior sister, a son, and a niece, and it wouldn't be so difficult to mention, right?

A group of people swarmed the Du family, who were about to go to the game, at home, and made various contributions to the family. The old man is willing to throw his head and spill his blood, good girl, you will go and brainwash it with a word, Du Xiaoxi finally couldn't resist the attacks of the old faces, and agreed.

After Li Zheng and the clan elders left satisfied, it was Du Xiaoxi's turn to hold his head and be worried.

Senior Brother Jing said that his emperor's father is a super big stallion, and his son has given birth to dozens of sons, and his senior brother has no mother and no foreign family in the palace, which is simply a little transparent, and she knows that life is not good at a glance, and she can't make trouble. The younger sister Minglan County Lord is a good candidate, and the Queen Mother and Emperor are all favored. But the county lord's legs and feet are not good, and Du Xiaoxi is not sure if she will follow this time. So, in other words, you can only rely on yourself.

Du Xiaoxi decided to go to the master and ask if he had any good ideas, but Master Xile shrugged his shoulders and said: Master has a hard life, and Master only recites scriptures. After returning in vain, Du Xiaoxi decisively started a retreat at home, and he must come up with a good program.

Twisting Yangge? No, no, the local flavor is too strong.

Magic? No, no, you can't learn it in a short time.

Acting in a sketch? No way. No, across a millennium generation gap.

Hahaha......

Thought of it! That's it!

Square Dance!

The most dazzling national style, I can't afford to hurt it, I can't afford to hurt it! You're my little apple! Fire! Fire!! Fire!!!

The action is simple and suitable for all ages. The most suitable for the old arms and legs of the village is a crash course!

Du Xiaoxi laughed three times, hey, hey, she wants to spread the demonic square dance to every corner.

Considering that no matter how much you say, it is not as toxic as a live performance, which can make people eager to try, Du Xiaoxi decisively caught Du Bakai's little brother and nephew to teach the little apple in advance!

The child's learning ability is very good, but he can already jump a few times.

Du Xiaoxi led a group of team members to look up to the sky and laugh and go out. Come home dejected.

In order to be more infectious, Du Xiaoxi even invited the son of Du Dagu's family, who specializes in drumming in the village, to come over to accompaniment, but they were killed by Li Zheng and the clan elders after dancing!

You're my little apple!

You can't rejoice too much!

The red face warms my heart!

Light up the fire of my life, fire fire fire!

I don't know if this song is too magical, and the elders of the clan are too angry, so they blow it up directly!

Du Xiaoxi and the others were educated for a while, and Qi Qi promised that he would never 'jump the big rope' again before being put back.

The demonic square dance has turned into a big rope dance, and Du Xiao is full of joy and sorrow, which is really a failed case of cultural communication.

Square dancing is not good, Du Xiaoxi pulled her hair again and thought about the show, thinking about it, thinking about it, her eyes lit up, there she was! This one will definitely work!

Du Xiaoxi remembers watching a popular science program in his previous life, and one of them was an introduction to the modern new application of ancient strange weapons, one of which was the Wind and Fire Meteor Hammer!

Wind and Fire Meteor is a national intangible cultural heritage of China, a social fire performance that integrates acrobatics and martial arts, and the props are very simple

The two ends of the rope more than one meter long are tied to an iron cage the size of a teenager's fist, which is filled with a blazing charcoal fire, and the performers do some actions such as back flowers and full flowers with both hands, so that the iron cages at both ends of the rope rotate from slow to fast in the air, and the soft rope is like a hard stick, and the sparks in the cage are splashed everywhere to form various patterns.

The Wind and Fire Meteor Hammer is roughly the same as the Wind and Fire Meteor, the difference is in the material, the two ends of the Wind and Fire Meteor Hammer are not tied to an iron cage but a very thin steel wire, and the rotation is even more spectacular.

Du Xiaoxi didn't know if there were any meteors in this time and space, and he didn't know if there was a tightrope, so he decided to ask first and then report to the clan elders, and then the province was used as a big rope jumping education.

Du Xiaoxi followed Daddy Du to the county seat, and found Liu Erye, who was still sitting on the main seat, eating watermelon and looking at the beauty, Du Xiaoxi flickered, saying that the master taught him a gadget and wanted to praise it at the banquet, I don't know if the same program has been reported, please Liu Erye give a reference.

The results are gratifying, there is no such way as a fire meteor in various places.

And Liu Erye was very interested in the Wind and Fire Meteor Hammer proposed by the 'Joy Master', which was very high as soon as he heard it, and immediately expressed his support.

And Liu Erye was very interested in the Wind and Fire Meteor Hammer proposed by the 'Joy Master', which was very high as soon as he heard it, and immediately expressed his support. instructed Qingfeng to find several blacksmith masters, and came with a lot of copper velvet and iron wool.

Compared with those common poems and songs, people in small places like them can rarely compare with Kyoto master level people unless they are talented, so Liu Erye is more inclined to the special features of some different fish in Shanshui County, and it shows the special features that are not found in other places. Therefore, I have great hope for the second master of the wind and fire meteor hammer proposed by Du Xiaoxi.

The greater the hope, the greater the surprise.

In just two days, the Wind and Fire Meteor Hammer was studied, and Liu Erye also played a trick in person, if he wasn't afraid of accidentally committing suicide by wrapping the rope around his neck, Liu Erye would not let go.

Du Xiaoxi returned to the village with a car of Wind and Fire Meteor Hammer, and ran to Lizheng's house to report that he had completed the task. sighed in her heart that she would never do this kind of hard work in the future.

After briefly introducing the gameplay and effects, Li Zheng and the clan elders nodded with satisfaction, and then entered the state of emergency training.

With a good weapon, you also need to have good kung fu.

The strong boys in the village were all called over to practice, and then selected a dozen good ones to practice the basic movements, the formation and pattern of the coordination should also be consistent, plus further practice of difficult movements, always can not play to play to hit themselves and their friends.

(To be continued.) )