In the north of China, an inconspicuous city - Decheng!

"Hey, mouse, what's the matter with calling me at this time?"

"Yuanzi, you come back quickly......"

A hurried voice came from the mobile phone in the young man's ear, and this mobile phone didn't know if he didn't look at it, and he was startled when he saw it--a knock-off machine, a fighter in the mobile phone! No wonder it's so loud. At that time, it cost Tang Shenyuan 400 yuan to buy it, which made his flesh hurt for more than a month, during which he could only eat vegetarian steamed buns.

"What's the matter?"

"It's time to pay the rent today......" The voice of the mouse on the mobile phone was full of helplessness.

"Ahh

Tang Shenyuan didn't know what to do at this time, so he said "wait for me" to the mouse and hung up.

Mouse is a good engine oil that Tang Shenyuan came out to rent a house with after graduation, and his full name is Wang Hao. Just now he called Tang Shenyuan to go back, because today is the deadline for the landlord to pay the rent, and the rent should have been called three days ago, but at that time, Tang Shenyuan and Wang Hao had no money, and begged the landlord for a few days, and the landlord only gave three days of grace in their gratitude, and today is the last day!

Let's go, rent back the house. Take the bus, two ways!

There are so many people waiting for the car, Tang Shenyuan has been squeezing the car for a while, he has experience, and he is not afraid of many people!

The car is said to arrive, whew, the car stops, and the people who do not stop steadily squeeze into the car, because there are too many people, if you can't squeeze up, you have to wait for the next car, and the next car is half an hour later! Who will wait another half an hour?

Although Tang Shenyuan is a young man, if he relies on hard squeezing, he really can't squeeze those aunts and uncles, they are all old revolutionaries and have rich experience.

"Jean, you stepped on my foot in front!" An aunt shouted at the front, she saw that Tang Shenyuan didn't look like an ignorant person, so she didn't dare to shout at Tang Shenyuan.

The young man in front didn't know the situation, and he really stepped on someone, and when he looked back, he was instantly squeezed aside by the aunt in the back...... He saw a guy with black glasses smiling at him behind him, looking embarrassed.

"Hehe" Tang Shenyuan, who was wearing black-framed glasses, saw that brother, and his heart was dark, he was too inexperienced, and he was too immature compared to his aunt.

"Smack!" A pack of cigarettes fell from the pocket of a bearded man to the floor. An enthusiastic man picked it up and wanted to give it to the bearded man, but he couldn't squeeze it in.

I'm squeezing! I go, dare to push me, I step on it!

"Ah, which immoral thing stepped on me?" A voice came out, and Tang Shenyuan smiled in his heart.

But who cares? Maybe it's the aunt's trick just now.

Taking advantage of such a gap, Tang Shenyuan took another step forward.

The people behind squeezed a hot day, Rao is Tang Shenyuan couldn't stand it, seeing that the car was about to be full, if he couldn't get on again, he would have to wait for the next shift!

Gotta make a trick --

"I have ancestral psoriasis, specializing in the treatment of old Chinese medicine, whoever is close to me is infected!"

"Huh~" Everyone listened and hurriedly dodged a crack.

Tang Shenyuan smiled and easily got into the car......

When he got on the bus, he took out his bus card to swipe the card, but he didn't respond after swiping it for a long time, and he wondered: "Is my card broken?" No way, I just did it yesterday! ”

"What kind of card are you? Hurry up! People are waiting! The man behind urged.

Tang Shenyuan picked up the card and looked at it - it turned out that he was holding an ID card in his hand! Also drunk!

……

"The middle one goes inside, there's a place inside!" The driver spoke.

Tang Shenyuan is in the middle, listen to the driver's words and look back, where is there any place? The whole bus was canned meat, and it was crowded.

Seeing that it was really impossible to squeeze, the driver closed the door, although there were many people who still had to squeeze in, but they were still ruthlessly blocked out by the door!

"Dude......

Tang Shenyuan and his group looked out the car window, Tang Shenyuan recognized that it was the enthusiastic man who picked up the cigarette, and he patted the window at this time and shouted to the bearded man:

"Dude, you're off the smoke! You're off the cigarette! ”

I don't want that bearded man to "get angry when he pounds the bed"-

"Why did you 'castrate' it!"

The sound shook the world, and the noisy carriage was quiet......

……

One of the great advantages of crowding the bus is that you can watch the girls up close.

No, there is a sister in front of Tang Shenyuan; She was holding a bottle of Wangzi milk and sucking it, because the sky was really hot, the girl was wearing less, and the girl herself was vase-level, Tang Shenyuan couldn't help but take a few more looks, who knew that this was always looking at people, and people were not happy-

"Look again, look at it again, I'll drink you up."

Uh, dumbfounded......

Pants Pants ...... The car stopped at a platform, and there were two people on the seat who looked like friends, the one sleeping outside the seat was fragrant, and the one who was awake inside saw the car stop, probably almost arrived at the station, so he patted the person outside, and the person stood up and walked to the back door of the bus, and his friend stopped him: "Why are you going?" ”

He said, "Isn't it here?" Let's get out of the car! ”

Friend: "......"

"Hahaha, that's so coke......"

When Tang Shenyuan and everyone saw this scene, they laughed so much that their stomachs twitched!

There are a lot of jokes and joys on the bus, but no one wants to experience it because it's too hard. Joy in suffering, joy and joy arrived at the station, but Tang Shenyuan couldn't laugh anymore-

Looking at the small dilapidated building in front of him, Tang Shenyuan didn't know what to do? He now only has 200 yuan on him, he has just lost his job and has not found a new job, he has no salary, he has no money in his bank card, and he does not dare to ask his parents for money after graduation, so as not to be ridiculed by the villagers.

In the past, I often heard my mother say that whoever is in his twenties still has to be supported by his parents, "eat Ye Fan Ao Ye Pear" (ant clan), this kind of person will feel that he has no ambition and is lazy! The people of the village will also look down on such people.

As the saying goes: don't panic when you have food in your hands. But if you don't have food in your hands, you can't do anything, and you can't even straighten your waist!

Tang Shenyuan didn't know how he got to the door, and when he walked to the door, he found that the good engine oil guzzler was talking nonsense with a fat woman, and the fat woman was needless to say that she was the landlord.

I saw that the fat woman was pinching her waist, pointing at the mouse and shouting very imposingly:

"Grace time? How long have I been giving you grace? Wang Hao, listen to me, if you don't pay the rent today, you will pack up your luggage for your mother and get out......"

"Chartered wife, don't be so ruthless, right? Do you want us to sleep on the streets? Wang Hao's flattering voice is still so cheap.

However, Wang Hao knows this person Tang Shenyuan very well, don't look at his usual giggling, in fact, it is difficult to convince people, and now in order not to sleep on the street, he doesn't even want to lose face, and bows his head to the dead fat woman.

Listening to what the mouse said to the charter wife, Tang Shenyuan felt a sense of powerlessness came up, this society is so realistic, if you have money, you are an uncle, and if you don't have money, you won't even bother to give you a white eye!

Just when Tang Shenyuan was in a daze, Wang Hao found that he was standing outside and shouted, "Yuanzi! ”

Although there were some surprises in the mouse's words, it was more helpless, because he also knew that Tang Shenyuan would not be able to come back, both of them had no money, and one more person would face embarrassment.

Tang Shenyuan nodded to the mouse, greeted the fat woman with a smile: "It's good to charter a wife!" ”

Although I don't like this greasy fat woman very much in my heart, how can people not bow their heads under the eaves?

As the saying goes: stay in the green mountains without fear of no firewood. How many people now have smoothed out their knees in order to live? And how much self-esteem has been worn out?

"Don't be smiling with me, my mother doesn't have time to waste money with you, pay the money, or get out!"

The fat woman didn't give any face, and turned her face directly with the two, the big fat hand almost poked Tang Shenyuan's nose, and even spit splashed on Tang Shenyuan's face, Tang Shenyuan felt vomit and weakness in his heart.

No money!

"Lady ...... Boss"

"It's useless to call Mom!"

If the fat woman interrupts the mouse directly, the mouse still wants to be close to her, who knows that people don't give face. Wang Hao expressed his helplessness to Tang Shenyuan.

Tang Shenyuan was originally disgusted with this fat woman, because people are too fat, and the weather is too hot, it always gives people a greasy feeling, and now this fat woman doesn't give any face and is so impulsive, Tang Shenyuan's anger comes up:

"No money!"

Who knows that the fat woman is also very direct:

"If you don't have any money, pack up for me now!"

"You ......"

"What are you? I've already given you face this month, given you a three-day grace, and said that you would pay the rent today, and now you actually tell me that you don't have any money? Hurry up, maybe I can find a new tenant while it's still early! ”

The two who have no money are helpless, Tang Shenyuan has about 200 yuan in his pocket, and he still has to eat and drink, the mouse told Tang Shenyuan last night that he only has 300 yuan left, and the rent will cost 600 yuan a month, even if all of them are added together to barely make up enough money for a month, but what about eating and drinking after that? Drink the Northwest Wind?

"Is this okay? We'll give you four hundred dollars first, and we'll give you the remaining two hundred in a few days......"

Blackberry waited for Tang Shenyuan to finish speaking, and the fat woman roared: "Four hundred? Not a single point less! If you don't have the money to pay the rent, you will get out of the ...... for the old lady."

"What are you so ......" Seeing that Tang Shenyuan was about to get mad, Wang Hao immediately grabbed him.

Tang Shenyuan didn't want to live in the overlord's room, but now that it is a society under the rule of law, who dares to make a big deal out of it? And I heard that the fat woman's husband is in the middle of the road, and he dares to play tricks with her, so he won't die?

Wang Hao is also packing up his things, he is doing small business at home, and he has been urging him to go home to help recently, but he is unwilling, because he studied hard for more than ten years before he was admitted to the university, and after graduation, he failed to mix up, but he will go to his hometown with a disgraced face, how can he raise his head in front of relatives and friends?

Not now, since you can't get along, let's go back, shame on you, you can't starve to death in the city, right?

Seeing Tang Shenyuan and the two of them go back to the room with their heads down, the charter lady said: "You guys hurry up and clean up, I'll go back and write a rental advertisement!" ”

Grass! The two scolded in their hearts, and the tea was cold before they left!

Looking at the fat back of the charter wife, Tang Shenyuan scolded: "It's better to go out and fall to death!" ”

Bang!

"Ah......h

Tang Shenyuan and Wang Hao clearly sensed a tremor on the ground.

In the past, when he was in high school, Tang Shenyuan discussed with his classmates - if a person falls from a high place, first screams "ah" and then makes a "bang", that person must be dead; And the first "bang" and then "ah" means that the person is not dead, because the person can still make an "ah" cry after falling to the ground, which means that he is still alive!

Obviously, the fat woman didn't go out and fall to her death like Tang Shenyuan cursed, hehe.

If you hear the fat woman's scolding: "Which immoral thing throws banana peels?" Don't let the old lady know, don't let me let him know how good the old lady is! ”

"Hahaha......" Tang Shenyuan and Wang Hao glanced at each other, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Now I don't have to give the fat woman face, even if I laugh louder, it doesn't matter.

……

Syllable!

"Grass! Who the hell is my mother's smashing at me? Tang Shenyuan opened his mouth and scolded. Tang Shenyuan was dragging a heavy suitcase in his hand, sweating all over his body, and he was annoyed in his heart, who would have thought that he would be hit by something, how could he not be angry?

"Hey...... Finally met a suitable heir! ”

Tang Shenyuan was furious, "Who, why don't you give Lao Tzu out, see if I don't pee you!" ”

Everyone else looked at Tang Shenyuan one after another, and they saw Tang Shenyuan yelling there alone, and the "neurotic" everyone scolded and left.

The voice that only Tang Shenyuan could hear said, "Young man, don't be so angry!" As soon as we met, I gave you a big gift, and you didn't thank me......"

Tang Shenyuan was furious and picked up the snail shell that smashed him from the ground, "This is it?" That's what you call a gift? Who the hell are you, come out! He actually smashed me for no reason, and said that he was giving me a gift...... "Hehe, I can't get out...... Well, that shell is indeed a great gift, because it's a small world......"