Chapter 50: The Story of the Fat Man and a Thousand Pieces of Underwear
Lin Zheng, who was hidden in the crowd, smiled at the corner of his mouth, and another stone shot out, but this time there was no sound or movement, and he went straight to the fat man's ass and hit it, and the weird arc seemed to melt into the air, and then hit a huge part of the fat man!
"Oops, which bastard hit the fat man's ass?" the fat man was in pain and couldn't help scolding, but his body didn't stop, and he didn't look back and ran forward quickly.
Lin Zheng was in a good mood when he saw it, and shouted in his throat: "Brothers, pick up the guy who is handy and greet him!"
These words instantly reminded everyone, and everyone took out all kinds of hidden weapons or small pieces of low-grade spars, and even took out fruits. For a while, there was a lot of pressure in the air, and he beckoned to the fat man.
"I'll poke! That inhuman guy, the fat man is not done with you!" the fat man screamed, and the speed was three points faster, and all kinds of hidden weapons fell on his back.
The fat man's speed slowly slowed down under the interference of everyone, and everyone saw that they were all happy.
At this time, the fat man didn't even have a chance to scold, he kept moving, and then sped up his pace to leave, just when the fat man was about to pull away again, the sound that made the fat man go berserk sounded again.
"Brothers, don't forget to release spirit beasts, the sky and the earth will attack!"
"I'll you @#¥!" the fat man roared angrily, but his body didn't dare to stop!
In an instant, the fat man's situation became more critical, and Lin Zheng was almost playing at this time, quietly retreating from the crowd, and then Lin Zheng quietly tore a piece of his shirt to cover his face and disappeared in place.
The fat man was running desperately, and he knew that once he was caught, the fate would definitely be miserable, the hateful old man, the hateful heckler. Seeing that he was about to be caught up by everyone, when the fat man gritted his teeth and was about to start the trick, a somewhat familiar figure suddenly appeared in front of him, and before the fat man could react, the man grabbed the fat man and jumped out of the scope of everyone's pursuit, and then the two quickly fled!
The rest of the people were thrown in the back, and they stayed where they were for a moment.
"What just happened?"
"Damn!
"The hooligan fat was caught by the public, and the shameless man picked the fruit with a knife!"
"Don't worry, we'll go to the elders to keep guard, and once someone goes to receive the reward, hey, hey!"
So everyone left with a very sinister smile, and they were ready to wait for the fat!
Anyway, Lin Zheng took the fat man to escape from everyone's pursuit, and the two quickly ran to the hut where Lin Zheng originally lived, it turned out that Lin Zheng's house was empty, and it became a place for the fat man to stay, not to mention that this place is remote enough, and generally no one will come here!
"Whew!" said the fat man, dressed in a rough manner, "Thank you brother for your help!"
"Hehe, who are the two of us!" Lin Zheng took off his towel and smiled proudly at the fat man.
When the fat man heard this sound, he jumped up as if he had been pierced in the buttocks, and his eyes widened and said, "Fuck it! It's you, haven't you gone down the mountain?"
"Hey, aren't you going to travel far away, go up the mountain to have a look, I didn't expect you, fat man, to be more and more popular with everyone!"
"Don't say it, it's full of tears!"
"What's going on?"
"It starts shortly after you come down the mountain."
It turned out that after Lin Zheng and the two went down the mountain, the fat man was taken to special training by the old man, and the old man didn't seem to teach the fat man anything, but just took the fat man around to harass the female disciples in the door, but the old man has a good means to make people carry the black pot, every time the fat man will be pushed out by the old man to carry the black pot, especially now that the old man no longer hides it, he has more means to let the fat man stay and carry the black pot!
"Moreover, he actually asked me to steal a thousand pieces of women's underwear to worship the door!" the fat man looked sad and indignant.
"Ga?" Lin Zheng's face was full of black lines, and then asked, "Then how many pieces have you got now?"
"Plus a whole hundred pieces today!"
"Ho ho, you kid can, this year, an average of one every three days, no wonder the people are full of people who want to hunt you down!
"It's not the old man's fault, he stole the clothes of several elders, and then hid them in the back mountain for me to find, what to say a top ten, at that time I didn't know that Lu Dao was the elder's clothes, just when I got it, the old man suddenly appeared, and then brought a group of people out, so" The fat man has sighed on his back!
Lin Zhengqiang held back a smile and said, "Then you can join another teacher." ”
"You are stupid, you should know what the old man is capable of!" said the fat man with a look of disdain.
"Yes, you should be cheap, you deserve to be attacked by the heavens and the earth!" Lin Zheng teased.
The fat man suddenly gritted his teeth and said, "Wait, you will say the rest again." ”
"You deserve to be caught between the heavens and the earth!" As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Zheng knew that something was wrong, a dodge disappeared from the spot, and the next moment, the fat man appeared where Lin Zheng was standing just now!
"Damn, it's you, it's you who just coaxed in the crowd, and you still talked in a different voice, the fat man fought with you!" The fat man looked sad and angry and wanted to find Lin Zheng desperately! You have to know how thrilling Lu Dao was just now, if it wasn't for the rabbit's conscience to find out, the fat man's hundreds of catties would have been explained here!
Lin Zheng knew that he was at a loss, and hurriedly took out a large soft armor specially made for the fat man from the ring to bribe, the fat man stopped and accepted the gift calmly, and then stretched out his hand, rubbing his index finger and thumb a few times!
"Anything good!
Lin Zheng took out a large bracelet made of Baihua python skin and handed it over.
The fat man continued to rub his index finger and thumb, and then Lin Zheng directly opened his foot and kicked it over.
After making a fuss for a while, the two sat down peacefully, and Lin Zheng said to the fat man who was playing with the bracelet: "Fatty, I'll go down the mountain tomorrow, and then I may have to leave here!"
"Do you need help??" said the fat man, holding the bracelet on his chubby hand, not caring that this thing was a little feminine!
Lin Zheng's heart warmed, and he shook his head and said, "No need, I'm afraid you won't be able to help you in this matter, if you get involved, maybe it will bring you big trouble!"
"Am I the kind of person who is afraid of trouble? You take this!" said that, the fat man handed over a purple-gold token, with a big Pang character written on the front and a big Shang character written on the back.
"This is the token of our Pang family's Chamber of Commerce, as long as it is in our family's Chamber of Commerce, you can withdraw a certain amount of spar gold coins at will, and you can also mobilize the Pang family's intelligence network, and I will inform my father when the time comes, and let him order it." ”
"En!" Lin Zheng did not refuse in the slightest and put away the award token, there was no need to be polite between them, but Lin Zheng still wrote down this affection.
"You have to get together tonight, wait for me to get some side dishes, and have a drink tonight. ”
"Well, this is certain, I'll go with you, now I'm afraid you won't be able to come back alone. ”
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It didn't take long for Lin Zheng and the fat man to come back with a lot of dishes and wine, as well as some seasonal fruits, and the two of them set up a full table as a year ago, and after cleaning up, the sky was gradually darkening, and Li Ruoshui also came quietly.
The three of them looked at each other and smiled, and sat down one after another, and the three of them drank a few glasses of wine in a row, and they didn't expect that a year was going to pass, and they didn't know if there would be a chance to get together again after the road, and then drink happily in the moonlight like this.
Lin Zheng and the fat man drank a lot of wine, even Li Ruoshui drank a few glasses, and the three of them drank to each other as they did last year, laughing loudly, and the small courtyard was full of a happy atmosphere.
In the middle of the night, the old man appeared in the small courtyard, sat unceremoniously on the side and ate and drank, and from time to time teased Lin Zheng and the fat man a few words.
"Hey, old man, what's your plan?" Lin Zheng asked, leaning back in his chair and tilting his head.
"What else can you do? After a while, I'm going to take this fat man down the mountain, it's too challenging in the sect, this time the target is the family of the kings and grandsons of various families, this kid just has no pressure!"
"Gah?" the fat man was a little dumbfounded.
Lin Zheng and Li Ruoshui have already begun to imagine the scene of the fat man being chased and killed by the mainland, the old man's idea is really weird!
"Hehe, come on, fat man, I'm waiting to hear the news of your spread all over the wilderness, come on, I believe you!" Lin Zheng laughed.
"Master Prospective, don't you have such a play, right?" The fat man ignored Lin Zheng, and looked at the old man with watery eyes, the fat man's huge face made a very cute expression, but how to look at it!
"Cut, look at your appearance, I'm still going to take you to Xiaoliudao for a while!
"Bang!" the fat man fell on his back.
That's what ordinary people can play! The fat man is already in tears!
Early the next morning, after the three of them had breakfast, the fat man swaggered to meet everyone's fiery and contemptuous eyes and sent Lin Zheng and Li Ruoshui to the gate of the mountain, but the old man didn't know where Lu Dao went.
The fat man didn't care about the group of people behind him, he said goodbye to Lin Zheng casually, and then began to run away in a flash, and the next moment the sound of a booming fight came out, and everyone kept chasing the fat man, and the lively day without empty doors began again!
Lin Zheng and Li Ruoshui looked at each other and smiled, looked deeply at the mountain gate, and went down the mountain.
Back in the village, Lin Zheng and Li Ruoshui went to rest for a while, and the two did not appear at lunch, until dinner, the two appeared in front of everyone at the same time, and every time they ate, it was always the most lively moment, and then, Lin Zheng found that the ruffian wolf had changed into a pair of big pants.
After dinner, Lin Zheng's uncle gathered everyone together, of course, the ruffian wolf was also among them, Lin Chu thought for a while before saying: "There are still seven days to go, we are going to act, before that, everyone should prepare well! Bring all the items that need to be carried, and then you all discuss your own ideas, after all, the next road is full of uncertainties and various crises, it is very important to take all precautions in advance, let's discuss it in the next few days, and then we will all act separately." ”
When the elders dispersed, everyone began to make a noise. Lin Chu said before that their young people will form a group, in this way, for a long time in the future, everyone will have to be self-reliant, although the strength of everyone is not weak, but there are still many problems that need to be paid attention to, not to mention that the strength of everyone is not enough to run rampant now, and the identity of everyone is too sensitive, who knows if anyone in this wild continent will recognize them! Lin Wen's eyes flashed with a trace of essence, carefully analyzed everything, and then everyone went to prepare. Everyone still trusts Lin Wen's mind very much, so everyone has dispersed, and in the next few days, if there are any ideas, everyone will discuss them collectively!
There are still seven days, big brother is waiting for me, I will find you no matter what! Wild Continent! I'm coming! I hope you can bring me enough surprises!
Just as Lin Zheng was preparing for a new challenge, a fat figure flew over the residence of the female disciples of Wukong Mountain
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