Chapter 5 The one with rabbit ears is not necessarily a cute girl

Zhang Xiaofan is just a little otaku who is not diligent, and if he pulls an ordinary small vendor on the street, he can beat Zhang Xiaofan and can't find the north. Facing the legendary mythical beast Guanghan Jade Rabbit, Zhang Xiaofan did not have any thoughts of resisting.

Zhang Xiaofan had only one thought in his mind, and that was to escape, and the farther away the better. Zhang Xiaofan turned around and ran quickly towards the gate, but after running a few steps, Zhang Xiaofan realized that something was wrong.

"How is there a ditch in the ground?"

Zhang Xiaofan didn't pay attention to his feet when he ran, and accidentally tripped over a small ditch. After getting up, Zhang Xiaofan subconsciously looked towards the place where he had tripped himself.

This is a small ditch that is a little wider than Zhang Xiaofan's palm, and the ground on both sides of the ditch is as smooth as a mirror, and there is no end in sight. There was an unidentified object similar to a pencil on the ground, and the length of this unidentified object was more than double Zhang Xiaofan's height.

Zhang Xiaofan was extremely far-sighted and found a behemoth that was suspected to be a table, a super giant that might be a stool, and a stunning giant with incredible beauty, what made Zhang Xiaofan frightened was that this giant looked exactly the same as Chang Xiaobai!

"Damn, it must be Chang Xiaobai, who has a deep hatred with me, who used magic to turn me into a thumb villain. The first thing I have to do now is to run under the sofa as fast as I can, so that Chang Xiaobai doesn't pretend to take a walk and trample me into a meatloaf. Chang'e, Chang Xiao'e, I believe what you said, I believe that I am the reincarnation of Hou Yi, please appear in front of me quickly, and turn Chang Xiaobai, who wants to do something to me, into a pet that can only sell cute treasures and deceive girls with cute appearance! ”

Zhang Xiaofan couldn't wait to grow more than one hundred and eighty legs, and then rushed under the sofa like a gust of wind. It felt very bad that his life was in the hands of others, and Zhang Xiaofan, who was in fear, screamed in fright.

Zhang Xiaofan ran forward desperately, Zhang Xiaofan felt that he was running faster than ever before this time, however, this was just Zhang Xiaofan's wishful thinking. The fact is the opposite of Zhang Xiaofan's feelings, although Zhang Xiaofan's speed is not as slow as a snail, but it is not much faster than an ant.

With Zhang Xiaofan's unremitting efforts, it didn't take long for the sofa to be within reach. Zhang Xiaofan couldn't help but show a series of emotions such as excitement and surprise, however, just when Zhang Xiaofan was about to get under the sofa, an accident happened.

Zhang Xiaofan felt that his back collar was grabbed, and then, the feeling of soaring clouds made Zhang Xiaofan, who was a little afraid of heights, dizzy. When Zhang Xiaofan came to his senses, he found himself standing in a ceramic teacup.

"I've suppressed the grievances of countless eras, and today I can finally vent, I'm very happy, I'm very excited, Xiaodouding, you must let me have fun!"

Chang Xiaobai stood in front of the teacup, looking at Zhang Xiaofan in the teacup, smiling like a peony flower swaying in the wind. Zhang Xiaofan could see that Chang Xiaobai was very happy at the moment, and he was about to lose his mind with joy.

Zhang Xiaofan stood in the teacup and jumped hard, Zhang Xiaofan hoped that he could jump out of the teacup, and then continue to run for his life. It's a pity that the rim of the palm-high cup has become an insurmountable moat at this moment, Zhang Xiaofan desperately picked it up, but he was never able to touch the rim of the cup.

"Chang Xiaobai, I am the reincarnation of Hou Yi, I am the most important person in Chang'e and Chang Xiao'e's life, if you dare to hurt me, they will definitely not let you go. The so-called grievances should not be settled, and the harmony of the family, harmonious society, hello, I am hello, everyone, endure the calm for a while, take a step back and open the sky, impulse is the devil, you must not make a mistake that can never be made because of the pleasure of the moment! I'm just a **mortal, I hung up accidentally, and when the time comes, even if you want to regret it, it's too late! ”

Zhang Xiaofan finally realized the desperate feeling of "calling the sky and the earth not working" at this moment, Zhang Xiaofan wanted to hide in a safe place, but he couldn't escape from Chang Xiaobai's palm, and wanted to ask for help from Chang'e and Chang Xiao'e, but he didn't know how to contact them, Zhang Xiaofan seemed to feel that the god of death was wielding a sharp and terrifying scythe, standing behind him and laughing wildly.

Zhang Xiaofan's fantasy of death did not come with a scythe, but Chang Xiaobai arrived with a deadly weapon. This is a pencil, which looks a little familiar, Zhang Xiaofan subconsciously thought of the pencil that fell to the ground and Zhang Xiaofan found when he fled for his life.

"For so many years, I have been pounding medicine in the Guanghan Palace, and I have gradually developed an amazing and precise control. It's easy for me to hit where I want, if I want to stab your palm, I will never rub your arm, I don't want you to die, you will definitely not die. Rest assured, I won't let you die easily until you've been punished enough. ”

When Chang Xiaobai said this, he paused slightly, and then continued:

"Every time I make medicine, I fantasize that the medicine jar is not filled with medicinal herbs, but your flesh and blood, and today, I can finally make the scenes that have surfaced in my mind day and night for countless years become a reality, I am very happy, really, I am very happy. I'm here, you have to be careful! ”

After Chang Xiaobai finished speaking, he suddenly put away his smile, and then closed his breath and stared at Zhang Xiaofan. Seeing that Chang Xiaobai had become so serious, Zhang Xiaofan couldn't help but have a bad premonition.

Just when Zhang Xiaofan stared at Chang Xiaobai and raised all his vigilance to guard against an attack that might come at any time, Chang Xiaobai moved. The pencil was like an optimus pillar, and it smashed towards Zhang Xiaofan under Chang Xiaobai's huge swing.

This time, if he hits Zhang Xiaofan's head, Zhang Xiaofan will definitely burst out of his brain and die. Faced with the fatal danger of being shot in the head by Chang Xiaobai at any time, Zhang Xiaofan's adrenaline hormone level rose exponentially, and his heartbeat accelerated nearly twice in an instant.

"Bump!"

The pencil hit the center of the teacup, and the teacup began to vibrate violently because of the strong impact, Zhang Xiaofan dodged Chang Xiaobai's fatal blow with concentration, but he was helpless against the shock all over the teacup.

Zhang Xiaofan, who narrowly escaped his life, was dizzy by the violently vibrating teacup before he could rejoice, and fell on his stomach carelessly. The aftershocks caused by the impact perfectly acted on Zhang Xiaofan's body, and Zhang Xiaofan felt a sense of pain and despair that his internal organs were about to be shattered.

Zhang Xiaofan's hands and feet were numb and weak at the moment, Zhang Xiaofan felt that he had suffered serious internal injuries and was on the verge of death, Zhang Xiaofan knew that the fate of death had already been doomed, and he could not escape at all, so Zhang Xiaofan was desperate.

"Bump!"

At this moment, the sound of the door being kicked open suddenly sounded in the room and reached the cup where Zhang Xiaofan was. The sound kept echoing in the cup, and the energy absorbed by the resonance shook Zhang Xiaofan's head and eyes, but Zhang Xiaofan didn't feel pain at all.

This house is the school district house under Chang Xiao'e's name, and the person who pushes the door opens, besides the savior Chang Xiao'e, who else can it be?

In an instant, Zhang Xiaofan burst into tears with excitement!