1. I'm back in the Clinton era
In a classroom of Nanshan University in Nanshan City, the gray-haired old professor is tirelessly lecturing, perhaps because the content is too boring, some of the students below began to nap when they listened, and even a few boys fell asleep directly on the desk.
The old professor was dizzy, and he didn't notice the sleeping classmates, and he was taking care of the lecture by himself, but he didn't know that his voice had become a lullaby for some students.
The boy who was asleep on the desk suddenly shook his whole body, then woke up slowly, looked up, and muttered in a low voice: "Why did I fall asleep on the desk?" Where is this? A college-era classroom? Class? What about dreaming? ”
Rubbing his sleepy eyes, he stood up and stretched.
"Classmate Fang Yang! What questions do you have? The old professor said kindly.
The classmate named Fang Yang instantly looked shocked, and looked like a ghost in disbelief: "Professor Liu, are you still alive?" ”
"What! What did you say! Don't you think about it this semester" Shocked that the student dared to curse him like this, Professor Liu turned blue with anger. Fang Yang said disdainfully: "Come on, Lao Liu!" As long as I give you a gift, it's not the same. ”
Professor Liu trembled, pointed his finger at him and said, "Okay! Good! You are responsible for what you have said, and I will go and get the headmaster over now. With that, he turned around and walked out of the classroom.
The whole class was in an uproar, and the teacher was so angry with the students that he asked the principal in class, which is an unprecedented event in the history of Nanshan University!
Fang Yang shook his head and said, "This dream is so real!" Hey! Lao Liu won't play with you, I'll play with you. ”
He walked up to the podium, picked up the whip and twitched twice on the table: "Be quiet for me, and start class." The classroom was immediately silent, and he said with satisfaction: "The classmates are doing well, but well, there is a yarn in class, the most important thing in the four years of college is to talk about a few vigorous loves, otherwise after graduation, when the class reunion is held every year, I will hold the hands of my classmates and regret that I didn't do it at the beginning." ”
"Hahaha!" In an uproar below, Fang Yang continued his speech: "You said that if you don't take classes seriously, what should you do if you fail the course?" I'll teach you a trick, give gifts, give gifts to teachers and school leaders, don't look at these professors who look like they are teachers and dignified... ”
"Classmate Fang Yang! Please come to the school office immediately. ”
Two people appeared at the door, one was naturally Professor Liu, and the other was burly with a Chinese face that was not angry and arrogant, wasn't it Vice President Li, who was known for his strictness?
Fang Yang was stunned: The logic of this dream is really strong, the plot is still coherent, Lao Liu said to invite the principal, no, the principal is really here, this is too real!
He reached out and gave himself a mouthful: "Oops! It hurts! ”
Vice Principal Li: "Don't threaten the teacher with self-harm. ”
Fang Yang shook his head, feeling completely awake, this was definitely not a dream, this was definitely a real scene.
"Am I... Crossed? Reborn? ”
He pounced on Principal Li excitedly as if he had seen a relative: "Old Li, tell me what year and month I am now?" Is the current president of the United States Clinton? ”。
Leaving the school office, Fang Yang finally confirmed that he had returned to fifteen years ago, in the millennium of 2000 AD, and became a nineteen-year-old young man and a freshman again.
Fang Yang, who was so ecstatic that he almost went crazy, didn't take the school's punishment of him to heart at all, he was reborn! This is definitely more exciting than winning 50 million, he looked in the mirror and saw his current appearance: the big belly is gone, the crow's feet are gone, and now he is definitely a little fresh meat in the wind of Yushu.
When he returned to the classroom, he was greeted by warm applause from his classmates, and although the farce in the class just now made him punished, it really made him out of the limelight.
He smiled and clenched his fists and arched his hands to his classmates, and returned to his seat with a calm expression.
He looked at every classmate in the class, and felt that it was so familiar and so unfamiliar, but he was used to seeing the appearance of these classmates who were about to run to the age of four, and one by one they had already become middle-aged uncles and yellow-faced mothers-in-law, or with big bellies, or half-aged.
And now they are all so young, the female classmates are all tender cardamom girls, and the male classmates are all handsome little fresh meat, his eyes suddenly became cold, and he stared at a thin boy sitting by the window: Ning Bin! We met again, hahaha, this is called stepping on iron shoes and finding nowhere to get it, it doesn't take any effort, we two brothers, see who pits who in this life?
His eyes stayed on the slender back in front of him, and Fang Yang's heart was hot: "Isn't this Lin Shuyin?" This woman who once made my heart beat and heartache, unforgettable first love! It's been more than ten years and I can't forget it, in the last life, you treated me as garbage and disdained me, so can you escape from my clutches in this life? ”
"Classmate Fang Yang, lend me the eraser." The voice was a girl across the aisle, her name is Zhu Ying, she was soaked by Ning Bin in her sophomore year, and later became a husband and wife to pit him, so she said coldly: "Zhu Ying, we are not related, why should I borrow you?" ”
Zhu Ying said with an ugly face: "You... Why are you like this, just borrowing an eraser, I haven't offended you lately, have I? ”
Fang Yang suddenly smiled and said, "I'm kidding you, how could you offend me, don't say just borrow an eraser, even if you borrow money from me, it's no problem." ”
Fang Yang, who has more than fifteen years of experience, is a little dark-bellied, and it is not good to make things difficult for her in small details, but will leave a withdrawn personality, since he has a grudge against her, then it is the best policy to find an opportunity to pit her.
"Brother Yang, what happened to you just now? You won't be sleepwalking! A sturdy boy walked up to Fang Yang's side.
When Fang Yang saw him, there was a hint of heat in his eyes, and he grabbed his hand and said excitedly: "Zhang Lin, good brother." ”
Zhang Lin quickly withdrew his hand, showed an exaggerated expression and said, "Don't be so numb, don't touch my little hands, I don't do anything." “
Fang Yang grinned, rubbing his cheeks with both hands, feeling that he needed to quickly integrate into the status quo of rebirth, whether it was a future enemy or a benefactor, he had to control his own feelings against them, anyway, he was not in a hurry to take revenge or repay his kindness.
"Clank!" There was a crisp sound of a glass bottle falling to the ground, followed by an exclamation from the female classmate in front of her.
It was an inkwell that fell to the ground, jumping to Fang Yang's feet, not broken, but the ink spilled on his trouser legs.
"Oops! I'm sorry to get your pants dirty, Fang Yang. The female classmate, the owner of the inkwell, turned around and said to Fang Yang apologetically.
The facial features are exquisite, the eyebrows are picturesque, so beautiful! Fang Yang's careful liver involuntarily jumped sharply, even if he was reborn once, he was still amazed by the "first love".
What a familiar plot, the reproduction of the plot that happened more than ten years ago is like watching an old movie that I have watched, and there is no difference from the plot in my memory.
Fang Yang still remembers this little plot vividly: the trouser legs were stained by Lin Shuyin's ink, Fang Yang at that time was flattered and said that it was okay, and diligently picked up the inkwell and handed it to Lin Shuyin, hoping to win a little favor from the beauty.
So, what will Fang Yang do after being reborn?
Fang Yang is a realist, he won't do anything that is not beneficial, since he worshipped her as the supreme goddess in his previous life, he was excited by her smile, excited by one of her eyes, but in the end he realized that the goddess was unattainable, and everything he did for her was in vain, and people never even looked at you seriously.
"Say sorry and you're done? The ink can't be washed, and my pants are finished. ”
Fang Yang cocked Erlang's legs, raised his soiled trouser legs high, and a hint of a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth.
Lin Shuyin didn't seem to expect him to be like this, and said coldly: "How much are these pants?" I compensate according to the price. ”
Fang Yang said with a straight face: "Compensation? Do you know how heavy these pants are for me? This is the pants that my first girlfriend sewed for me with a stitch and a thread, and they will be commemorative for a lifetime, can you afford it? ”
The faces of the surrounding classmates all showed strange looks, Lin Shuyin is the goddess in the hearts of the whole class and even the boys in the whole school, and among the boys who usually try their best to be courteous to her, there is Fang Yang, but he actually came to such a show today, this is obviously blackmail.
Lin Shuyin's eyes showed anger, and he snorted coldly and said, "Then what do you want?" ”
Fang Yang suddenly smiled and said, "Since you can't afford to lose a pair of identical pants, then sincerely apologize to me, that's good, if you say ten sorry words to me, I will forgive you." ”
Lin Shuyin clenched her little fists when she heard this, with a gritted teeth, and the female classmates around her made a noise, all shouting: "Fang Yang is too much of a bully, Lin Shuyin doesn't pay attention to him, does he dare to beat you?" You've already apologized anyway. “
Fang Yang smiled and said: "Of course I won't beat a girl, classmate Lin Shuyin doesn't apologize according to my request, I don't have a problem with you, it depends on your conscience." ”
If it were a different girl, she would definitely disdain his request, because this request was really a bit tricky.
Fang Yang knew Lin Shuyin very well and thought that she would do it, because she was a person who accepted death, otherwise that ridiculous thing would not have happened in the future.
Sure enough, everyone could see that Lin Shuyin was full of anger, but he gritted his teeth at Fang Yang and said ten words of sorry.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry......"
"Hahaha!" Fang Yang laughed uncontrollably, what about the goddess? She doesn't like you, even if you treat her well, it's in vain to hold her up to the sky, it's better to take an opportunity to scare her arrogance.
"Pedal Pedal Pedal T Lin Shuyin said ten words of sorry, and then ran out of the classroom quickly, and it could be seen that she was very, very angry.
Zhang Lin gave a thumbs up and said: "High, really high, your pickling girl is really a sword, I want her to love you, let her hate you first, how deep the hatred is, how deep the love is, I seem to understand." ”
Fang Yang didn't explain his misunderstanding, but he was thinking in his heart: Chase her? Hehe, as a reborn person, do you still need to chase girls in a low voice? As long as I want, let her chase me every minute.
He hugged Zhang Lin and said, "Let's go down to the restaurant, don't be polite to me, what do you want to eat." He had a thought at this time: good brother! Let me take you in this life, pretend to take you to fly!