Chapter 91: Have you ever heard of the Golden Lotus Lotion?
Huaqiang Plaza.
Yu Cheng's clothes became tattered, it had only been three days, and he seemed to have lost a layer of weight, and there were some small scars on his face, well, as if he had been scratched by a cat.
"Ma Dan, these beggars still have an organization, provoking one is equivalent to stabbing an ant's nest, a swarm of swarms to beat, fortunately Lao Tzu has practiced taekwondo for a few years and runs fast, otherwise I would have explained where I am today!"
The head of the pot lid didn't dare to show it at this time, and I don't know where he got a red tourist hat to wear, although the red hat is also more conspicuous, but it is much more hidden than the head of the pot cover, right? He was afraid that the fake beggars would find themselves again...... Why did the beggars hold him?
It turned out that in addition to the time after exposing the fake blind beggar at the subway exit, he later found a beggar at the intersection, and the girl was just curious, so he walked over and took the money from the beggar's bowl, and the "lame" beggar got up and chased after him...... You don't have any work ethic at all, you say you're a cripple who runs faster than the average person, and you're embarrassed to say that you're disabled?
Goofs, this point is no longer staying!
The "lame" beggar hated it, chased Yu Cheng for three streets, and was finally thrown off by Yu Cheng. He went back to tell his brothers about his bad luck, and learned that there was another brother who was also exposed by a young man with a pot lid to pretend to be disabled. So, it was agreed that as soon as the brother found the young man with the lid of the pot, he would immediately sue them and kill him!
This morning, Yu Cheng came out as usual to "stabilize his food", but was seen by a beggar, well, the beggar secretly took out his mobile phone from his pocket and took a photo of Yu Cheng, and then sent it to the "lame" and "blind", and soon got the reply of "lame" and "blind": Staring at him, I'll go over!
Yu Cheng also lacked vigilance, he offended two beggars who lived in a mixed life, and he didn't know that he was secretly targeted by others, and when he walked into a more remote alley, he was stopped by four or five men in tattered clothes, he looked at it, isn't it "blind" and "lame"? No disguise, almost unrecognizable!
"That's him, call me!"
The "blind man" had the best eyesight, and was about to rush forward at the first shout, followed by the lame man, followed by the two brothers they had brought......
"Wait...... Stop it...... Hold the grass! Oh my boy, you forced me to ...... Drink, kick you to death......"
Yu Cheng has practiced taekwondo for two years, and he knows the more fragile places on people's bodies, and he can knock down the "blind man" with one face, but he can't beat the three people who rushed up from behind, as the so-called two fists are hard to beat with four hands, let alone six hands! In fact, Yu Cheng practiced taekwondo just to pick up girls, taekwondo was originally a show, and Yu Cheng didn't even learn the shelf well, so he could only escape against these masters who often fought on the streets!
After taking a few hits, he ran the fastest speed in his life, which was simply a scud, flying on grass, and floating on water...... The cut version - can't fly! Fortunately, Yu Cheng is tall and has a big step, and the pursuers behind him are all relatively short, so they can't catch up with Yu Cheng, who is fleeing for his life......
"Mom, the next time you meet those dogs, you must kill you...... Whew......"
Yu Cheng raised his hand to wipe the sweat off his face, he was worried again, it should be noon, but lunch hasn't settled yet...... It's all those beggars who should be, delaying Lao Tzu's time, yesterday I said that I would go to Lao Chen to help unload the goods, and now at this time, people's goods are estimated to be sold out, and they are going to fart?
"Looks like I'm going to have to go hungry and continue to look for work......"
Yu Cheng dragged his heavy steps and continued to walk forward, focusing on telephone poles or some corners to see if there were any small advertisements posted on them......
……
Li Jiyi, who was a few streets away from Yucheng, was carrying a dirty and broken snakeskin bag at this time, and the thief's eyes were shooting everywhere, as long as he saw that it could be picked up and sold, he would run over and pick it up into the snakeskin bag, and then carry it to the toll booth and sell it for money......
"Hey, give you a bottle......"
A girl who is not afraid of the cold, who is almost December, and is still wearing a skirt, waved the bottle to Li Jiyi.
Li Jiyi's eyes straightened when he looked at his sister's paper, he hadn't tasted fishy for several days, and he actually reacted when he saw such a spicy girl's paper...... Isn't it warm to think about lewdness or something? Why are you still thinking about that when Mao Laozi is hungry?
"Let's go, it's said that you should throw it in the trash, and you have to give it to someone in person...... Look at it scares people......"
Hey, there's anyone around?
At this time, Li Jiyi found that there was a man with a face covered with "pockmarks" standing next to his sister paper, ya, that face, oops, I can't kiss it, I'm afraid I won't be stabbed...... The good cabbage is arched by the pigs!
The man smiled embarrassedly when he saw Li Jiyi staring at his face...... I think I'm still a little shy!
Sister paper: "Don't say it, don't you just give you a mineral water bottle, give you ......"
Li Jiyi immediately had a good impression of this pair, and he didn't want the dogs * men and women he met before, and when he saw that Lao Tzu was picking up rags, he turned around, and he didn't even look at himself...... As if he had taken advantage of him. Or maybe they look down on picking up rags......
Ya, if it's not for buddies playing survival games, you don't even deserve to lift shoes for buddies, what hanging? Li Jiyi always comforts himself like this.
But when I met this pair today, not only did the woman personally hand over the bottle to herself, but the man spoke very politely, without looking down on himself at all, Li Jiyi felt that the white eyes he had received in the past two days were gone, and he was actually angry with a trace of legendary warmth!
People who have not been looked down upon by others do not know what it feels like to be respected......
"Thank you!"
Li Jiyi said the above two words with difficulty, he hadn't said these two words for many years, even his parents had never had a chance to hear them, and now he actually said it to two strangers for a bottle of less than a dime, not only did he say it, but he was also very sincere...... If you are familiar with him, you will definitely be surprised!
"You're welcome......"
Sister paper and her boyfriend replied with a smile, and then they were about to leave.
Li Jiyi hurriedly said: "Wait a minute, ...... you two"
The man asked, "What's the matter with you?" ”
Sister Paper also looked at Li Jiyi with big eyes, not knowing what he wanted to do.
Li Jiyi said: "Ahem, I just want to ask if you want to remove the 'Doudou' on your face...... I have a recipe ......"
Damn, where does he have any prescription, he just knows that there is a medicine that can get rid of acne.
"Really?" The man was overjoyed, "I don't know how much money I've spent to get rid of these acne over the years, but it'......s useless at all."
Li Jiyi: "Hehe, that's because you didn't use the right medicine......"
Sister: "Do you really have a good recipe to get rid of the pimples on my boyfriend's face?" ”
Li Jiyi: "Of course! Have you ever heard of Golden Lotus Lotion? ”
Man and Girl: "......" (To be continued.) )