() Notice: Due to the illegal injection of serum in the previous time and space, the abnormal madness of the guide is caused, resulting in unnecessary changes in time and space. Therefore, cancel the last task reward and transfer the task reward to the current reward. And the hidden reward is removed: become a regular employee.

Mission: Free Two-Face

Duration: three months

Reward: Plug-in Finder

Punishment: One hundred years of tongue-pulling hell

Note: Since the serum in the body of the zero-hour worker has not yet been fused, in order to better suppress the serum, the General Administration has decided to cancel the zero-hour memory and choose the character you like.

The direction is a little confused, I am now on a bus, and the windshield is very sci-fi with such information and the words of two clowns.

Daddy, this is! Say yes and choose the option you like! This is obviously mandatory, right? Xiang took a deep breath and resigned himself to fate: "Can I not choose the Joker, and Robin!" ”

Check that there is the word clown in your words, that you are closing your memory, that you are changing your appearance. Complete! Hope you enjoyed your stay!

Direction's eyes widened, and he just wanted to say something that the TV station wouldn't allow him to broadcast, when suddenly a wave of tiredness hit his mind, and then he fell asleep.

Sitting in the direction of the bus driver's position, the original yellow skin began to turn white, not the normal color of white, but the white after stimulating the skin with cheap cosmetics. After his face was completely unrecognizable, he suddenly opened his eyes.

How do you describe these eyes? Crazy? No! Awake? No! These are a pair of eyes that seem to care about a qiē and care about a qiē. This is definitely not the original look of the direction.

Xiang sat up, pointed the rearview mirror at himself, looked at himself in the mirror, took care of his short black hair, stretched out his tongue and licked the scarlet mouth, raised his eyebrows with a smile that definitely did not make people feel a trace of warmth, and said: "Gentlemen, ladies!" It's time for the solo show! ”

Then, with the screeching sound of the alarm clock, the direction stepped on the accelerator and drove the bus towards the gate of the bank. After a loud bang, Xiang shrugged his shoulders, opened his seat belt carelessly, and said, "Not good! Looks like it's hit someone! He won't ask me for compensation! ”

As he spoke, he took out a pistol from his waist and walked down from the back door of the big bag, and as soon as he got out of the door, a man wearing a mask angrily punched Xiang in the stomach and said, "Soul is light! Did you know it in advance? ”

Xiang pursed his lips, straightened up with a piercing laugh and said, "Brother, throw away that ugly mask!" What else to do with him, and! How did it get ahead! The time is just right for me! As he spoke, he walked to the bus and shot another masked corpse that was hit by the direction and could no longer die.

Maybe it was a shot that was not satisfied, and the direction shot the corpse a few more times. When the corpse was completely shot into a hole by a bullet, Xiang wiped the sweat on his forehead, and said to himself with a satisfied smile: "Quack quack! Now you don't have to worry about losing money! What a genius I'm a genius! You're right, brother! ”

As he spoke, he turned his gaze to the clown who had taken off his mask and looked the same as the direction at this time, just with long hair.

The clown rolled his eyes, then said perfunctorily: "That's right, that's right!" You're a genius! Damn it! Why didn't the drunkard father just cut your throat at that time? So that you don't have so much nonsense. ”

Direction shrugged his shoulders as if he hadn't heard the clown's words, and then raised the pistol in his hand as he walked towards the clown, and fired a shot very casually.

The bullet flew past the clown's cheek, and the clown sighed, looked in the direction with a doting gaze and said, "Jack! You're still so childish! After saying that, he shook his head as he loaded the sack on the ground into the car. As for the direction, there was no hint of help, walked up to a bank clerk who was shot in the leg by a clown, kicked away the shotgun next to the middle-aged man, squatted down and pressed the wound on the calf with one finger, listening to the middle-aged man's screams, showing an innocent smile.

After carrying all the sacks to the bus, looking in the direction of the happy play, the clown spread his hands and said, "Jack! Time to go! If you don't leave, I'll leave you here! The clown's tone was like that of an adult to a child who was in the playground and didn't want to go home.

Hearing the clown's shout, he stood up a little frustrated and turned around and walked towards the bus, just took two steps, the direction seemed to remember something, and walked in front of the middle-aged man who was tortured by him in a cold sweat, looked at his frightened eyes, smiled harmlessly, and then stuffed a bomb into the middle-aged man's mouth.

The middle-aged man was lying on the ground with a bomb in his mouth, watching in despair as the thin line connecting the bomb fuse tied to the direction sweater was stretched longer and longer. I got on the bus in the direction, looked at the clown sitting in the driver's seat, and snorted dissatisfied. The clown, on the other hand, hears the sound of direction and starts the engine and drives forward.

As soon as the bus pulled out of the bank's gate, a violent explosion rang out. The clown said angrily while driving, "Jack! How many times have I told you, make the fuse a little longer, and then you will not experience the delicacy of fear in that lucky fellow. ”

That's right! The clown was angry and shortened the fuse not because he was afraid that he would be blown up, but I have to say that the clown's brain circuit is indeed different from that of ordinary people.

The strange laughter of the direction rang out again, and I saw the direction laughing while throwing money out of the car: "Quack quack!" Do you think I'm like you? I'm a lover of peace! And you have no politics. How can the government be the same? Besides? Love fear? I know an idiot who likes to put a sack over his head, and he has a gas that makes people feel fearful! I sucked it once, and it was amazing. ”

The clown turned around, regardless of the fact that the bus was still moving, and pointed in the direction with a stern face: "Don't look for that poison again. Dealers! His gas is addictive, you know? Seeing that the clown Yan sù got up, he pursed his lips and did not continue to speak.

Hey, if the scarecrow knew that his skills were treated like this by these two madmen, I don't know if he would cry and faint in the toilet.

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"Batman! Batman! It's this Batman again! Brother, I found a very fun toy! Holding a newspaper, he pointed to a photo of a bat on the front page and said to the clown who was bored playing with a pistol.

The clown glanced at the newspaper with little interest, then nodded and said, "Okay!" Then it's him! Look what Gotham City has been made of by this man! It's been three days, those black. The gang hasn't come to trouble us yet! Xiang nodded approvingly, put down the newspaper in his hand and began to stuff grenades into his purple coat.

The clown stood up and said with some curiosity: "Why do you stuff grenades in my clothes, what about your clothes?" You know, this dress is expensive! It's not worth anything if it's blown up! Xiang Quack laughed twice and said, "You go to blackmail the gangsters, and I'll go to Batman to talk about life and peace!" ”

The Joker put on a purple coat stuffed with bombs, looked in the mirror and groomed his blonde hair while saying, "What are you going to do, find Batman and talk to him?" He's a violent maniac! ”

At this time, Xiang also put on a coat with the same style as the clown, but the color was black, and said as he walked out, "No! I changed my mind! I'm going to help the police now. The inspection bureau repairs the searchlight! ”

After saying that, the shrill laughter of the direction rang out again......