Chapter 68: Wayward Reporting and Complaints
(PS: This chapter is messy, and it feels weird.)
There are also collections for recommendation tickets, all kinds of kneeling, all kinds of partying, just for the recommendation of tickets and collections. )
So the cave master pretended to persuade and said: "Oh, don't be so noisy, everyone is friends when they gather in my live broadcast room, friends shouldn't quarrel around, isn't it, give someone in my cave a face, how about living in peace?" ”
"Spicy Chicken Anchor, don't make a sound, if you don't make a sound, I'm almost diverted from the topic, Nima, Spicy Chicken."
"That's it, Spicy Chicken still wants to change the topic."
The cave master's voice made them all turn their heads, so they turned their heads and mocked him again, but when the two of them hadn't sent a few barrages, they were blocked.
The picture turned back to Lin Ziyao's side again, because after seeing the single kill of the angel, the red side seemed to have a little bit of confidence, so they gave Lin Ziyao their appreciation.
"Audience friends, the next time is to test your wisdom, doesn't it often say in the political zhì book that Chinese culture has a long and profound history, when we translate ancient texts, we always lead to translation errors because of one or two words, and I was really annoyed at that time.
But later, after being handsome and chic, I found that one less word in ancient texts can change its meaning, and even modern texts are like this, I don't believe that I will say a sentence next, you can try to see if there are any audience friends with great wisdom who know the connotation of that sentence.
It is said that this sentence, if you change it casually, it is all evil and there is no lower limit!
The original words are like this: I fell in love with a 6-year-old girl, what a sin. ”
"V big,I don't feel like anything about this sentence.,Don't you just like Lori.,We don't feel anything.。
"Is it a matter of age?"
"Iniquity?"
“……”
Lin Ziyao responded with a smile: "Hey, simple child, you try to remove the word "like". ”
Lori: "V big, I'm eleven years old. ”
"It has been reported to the Internet Red Police, and the evidence of the crime of the six-year-old boy has been established, and the video has been completed."
"Oh, oh, six-year-old boy, it's so heavy."
Lin Ziyao took advantage of the game's little free time to take a look at the comment area, and immediately felt like a cheat, this kind of audience, when did it become like this, it was fine just now, and now there are all kinds of joint rhythms.
The audience's su zhì is like this, specifically hacking me?
"Hey, I'll really call the police if you do this again, I don't believe you."
The angry Lin Ziyao immediately stopped even playing the game, switched out directly, and then clicked on the People's **** Network Center in Huaguo to submit a complaint report to the Red Police:
"Dear Uncle Red Police, hello, I am a Chinese from xxxx, I am an anchor, but during the live broadcast, the audience took me the rhythm and laughed at me, which has caused an indelible obstacle to my simple heart, I hope you can take care of it, and the following is a screenshot of the obstacles they caused to me."
Brush brush brush ~~
Lin Ziyao took a screenshot of the comments in the live broadcast room and copied them on the complaint letter, and then clicked Confirm to send.
After getting the message of the successful delivery of the website, Lin Ziyao, who was satisfied, was very dissatisfied, and also made a wholehearted complaint about some trolls in the game, a full ten letters, the content of which was a complaint about various unfair things in real life.
Ten letters.
The audacious Lin Ziyao successfully complained under the noses of more than 10 million people.
At this time, Lin Ziyao said arrogantly: "Uh-huh, are you afraid, sue you, you have already committed a crime against me, my simple heart is no longer good, and it is impossible to redeem it." ”
In fact, there is a reason why he dared to do this, he did not visit a positive network **** center, that is, it was not established by the government, and the website was funded and created by some big businessmen.
Although it is said to represent the broad masses of the people, netizens who know know that this **** center is just the game of those big businessmen themselves, even if you send a complaint in it, it may not be accepted, and the acceptance may not be able to reflect the relevant bumen.
There have been people who have also broadcast live spoofs, of course, not like Lin Ziyao, but using their hacking skills to enter the backstage of this **** network center, and then carry out all kinds of operations, this is much more daring than Lin Ziyao, but there is still nothing to do.
Lin Ziyao definitely didn't believe that anything would happen to him.
"I'm rubbing, the anchor is really complaining, don't be like this, can my name be mosaic on the screenshot."
"Damn, cow break."
"An anchor sent a complaint to a complaint website live, with a monthly income of more than 10 million."
"Don't be deceived, the website that the anchor complained about is not an entertainment website at all, I just went to check it, and the complaints listed on it even scolded our current certification party, there is nothing wrong."
"I'm rubbing, feelings are playing with us, no, I have to go to customer service to report it."
"There you go."
"Hehe, just kidding, if you go out, you may not be able to come back, am I stupid, I won't complain, hahaha, it's all big."
"Aren't you guys enough, let's get back to business."
"By the way, what were we just talking about?"
Lin Ziyao was also happy: "Hehe, I'm going to explain the game, audience friends, watch the game carefully, I will let you know how terrible my Raven is in the high-end bureau of the national server, the only thing to describe in one sentence is:
How lonely it is to be invincible. ”
Back in the game, even if Lin Ziyao went out for five or six minutes just now, the level is only three levels away from the opposite single, and the angel reinforcement in these few minutes is basically a difference.
I can't imagine that this is a soldier made up by a person of the king rank, and there are only more than 20 soldiers in ten minutes.
Of course, it is not difficult to see from the eyes of the scene that the angel seems to be a little afraid of Raven, even if there are two of them in the three bushes by the wall on the road, for fear that Lin Ziyao, who has not returned to the line, will come out from time to time and take him away.
In such a situation, the cave master can't do it if he wants to be distracted.
But just after Lin Ziyao came back, the angel on the opposite side didn't seem to be like that anymore, and began to seriously replenish the troops, presumably knowing that Lin Ziyao was no longer in the game.
The situation is indeed Lin Ziyao's pink, the cave master saw Lin Ziyao disappear on the map, so he sent a miss signal to his teammates, and he began to be cautious, once there was a team battle on either way, he would tp (teleport) over.
But after waiting for so long, Lin Ziyao still didn't appear, and the cave owner decided that Lin Ziyao's Raven should have been disconnected, and it just so happened that the audience friends in the live broadcast room told the cave owner Lin Ziyao to go to the **** network center to send a complaint letter, and now he has no time to play games, telling him not to worry or anything.
After getting the accurate situation, the cave owner immediately went to Boqi, but he didn't know that Lin Ziyao had come back, but Lin Ziyao didn't plan to sneak attack, and now the money on his body added up to a small hydra, an iron sword and shoes.
In addition, the League of Legends is the most important factor in the level, and Lin Ziyao is indeed very likely to be counterattacked if he wants to fight in the past, and the angel has a big move to ignore the damage, so Lin Ziyao began to be obscene.