159 This wave of forced pretense was particularly successful
The Spring Festival Gala started on time at eight o'clock, and before the start of the broadcast, there was a random interview with celebrities as usual, the host was Zhu Tao, and he led the photographer to catch people in the background and asked.
"Hurry up, Yu Zhiyu, the most popular idol in the domestic music scene, is over there, let's interview her in the past."
Zhu Tao said: "Hello Yu Zhiyu, this is a celebrity interview before the Spring Festival Gala was broadcast, do you have anything to say to the national audience?" ”
Yu Zhiyu waved his hand at the camera and said, "Hello Sister Zhu Tao, hello friends from all over the country." ”
Zhu Tao said: "You sang a song "Mice Love Rice" at the Spring Festival Gala last year, and as a result, this song became popular all over China and became popular all year round, so do you also sing new songs at this year's Spring Festival Gala?" Is it convenient to reveal it to the audience in advance? ”
Yu Zhiyu said: "Yes, what I will sing later is a song "A4 Waist", which is also a song created for me by Fang Yang, the songwriter of "Mice Love Rice". ”
Zhu Tao said: "A4 waist"? I don't know what that means, can you elaborate on that? ”
Yu Zhiyu took out a blank piece of paper and said: "This is an A4 paper, you can see that it can completely cover my waist, that is to say, my waist circumference is less than the width of the A4 paper, which is a standard for measuring Xiaoman's waist." ”
"Wow! Good interesting standard. Zhu Tao took the A4 paper and put it in front of his waist: "Try to see if I can meet the standard." ”
Yu Zhiyu said with a smile: "Congratulations to Sister Zhu Tao, who meets the standard of a small waist." ”
At this time, Uncle Benshan came over and said, "Show me the A4 paper, I also want to have a small waist." ”
Zhu Tao laughed: "You? Want an A4 waist? Hahaha! ”
Uncle Benshan put the A4 paper on his head and said, "I don't have an A4 waist, but I have created a new standard: the A4 face." ”
"Hahaha!" Everyone was amused
The Spring Festival Gala began, the stars were all preparing backstage, and the programs were performed one after another, Yu Zhiyu, Yang Gangli, and Liu Wu, their shows were all finished, and it was finally Fang Yang and Charlie's turn.
Zhu Tao, the host on the stage, said: "The next person who will perform on stage is a big-name figure. Zhou Jun said: "Big coffee level? Zhu Tao, I don't like you to say that, not only I'm not happy. Even so many stars who have performed before will not be happy, is this only one who is a big coffee? ”
Zhu Tao said: "Let me give you a detailed description of the achievements of this character, you will not be unhappy after listening to it, he is a famous songwriter and sketch writer." Last year's Spring Festival Gala had four song programs that were his works, and this year's Spring Festival Gala had four song programs and a comedy sketch that were his works. ”
Zhou Jun said: "It sounds amazing, but I think maybe he has a better relationship with Director Zhao, the chief director of our Spring Festival Gala, and Director Zhao always gives priority to his works when selecting programs." ”
The audience burst into laughter and applause.
Zhu Tao continued: "He is a famous film director. Last year, he filmed five films, and the combined box office of these five films was nearly 400 million, becoming the most profitable director in China, he is a famous actor who starred in the male lead of five movies. ”
Zhou Jun said: "This sounds a bit powerful, I know who he is, his movies are so popular this year that the Hong Kong film industry compares him to Stephen Chow." ”
Zhu Tao continued: "He is still a famous singer, you must not know this! ”
Zhou Jun said: "I have heard every song he wrote, but I have never heard him sing. Can he really sing? Is there really a decathlon in the world? ”
Zhu Tao said: "The song he sang has topped the US Billboard chart, which is the first time that our Chinese singer has topped this list, and now we have Fang Yang and the famous American singer Mr. Charlie." ”
The music sounded, and Fang Yang stepped on the singing voice and walked out of the backstage.
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This wave of forced pretense was particularly successful, and almost all Chinese knew him, the famous songwriter, famous director, famous actor, famous singer - Fang Yang.
Even the stars who participated in the Spring Festival Gala looked at him with strange eyes, whenever Fang Yang shouted brother and sister to them again, they didn't dare to hold it up, and even some female stars looked at him with even more brilliant eyes, but Fang Yang pretended not to see it. He is now more aggressive, so he naturally has to be more reserved.
At the end of the party, with the host's countdown: ten, nine. Eight, seven, the old year has passed, and the new year has begun, in the past year, as the host Zhu Tao said. Fang Yang has achieved a lot of results, and he has not been reborn in vain, of course, he is not complacent, and has set himself a goal at this time, to break through China's limitations in the new year and attack the international entertainment industry.
After the party, they went back to the hotel to rest, the next day was the first day of the Lunar New Year, Liu Wu and Yang Gangli rushed home to reunite with their families, they all looked at Fang Yang with begging eyes when they left, until Fang Yang promised to go to their parents to greet their parents in the New Year, and then left happily.
Yu Zhiyu is not jealous, because Fang Yang will go home with her today, and she will pay New Year's greetings to her parents on the first day of the Lunar New Year, which can be regarded as sitting in the position of her main palace mother, so she is very happy.
Fang Yang arrived at her house, like an ordinary hairy foot son-in-law who came to visit his father-in-law, very low-key, very respectful to Zhiyu's parents, just like Yu Zhiyu went to his house, he also bought many gifts one by one. Yu Zhiyu's parents are very satisfied with him, such a talented director is so modest, he is really a good son-in-law who can't be found with a lantern.
That night, Fang Yang was drunk by his father-in-law, he didn't expect that this forty-year-old man's combat effectiveness at the wine table was off the charts, Fang Yang boasted that he had a good amount of alcohol, but he was defeated by him at this time, he was so drunk that he didn't know how to go to bed, he woke up in the middle of the night and was very thirsty, and when he reached out and touched it, there was a beauty in his arms, which was naturally Yu Zhiyu.
Fang Yang's movements woke her up, and she muttered in a daze: "If you want to vomit, please go to the bathroom, I told you that my father is a wine fairy, and you dare to fight with him, the old birthday star is tired of hanging." ”
Fang Yang got up and found a bottle of milk to drink, and went to the bathroom by the way, of course, not to vomit but to pee, and then returned to the bed and patted Yu Zhiyu's face and said, "Didn't you say that your father is feudal and will definitely not allow you to have sex with me?" ”
Yu Zhiyu said: "Your alcohol consumption is also good, I fought with my father, and he was also drunk, but my mother is very satisfied with you, not only allowing me to have sex with you." ”
Fang Yang said with a smile: "Tomorrow I have to give your mother another big gift to thank her, I can't live up to her heart tonight, let me taste the decanting dish sent to the door." ”
Yu Zhiyu exclaimed: "Oops! It's so late, I'm sleepy, please don't come and toss me. ”
(To be continued.) )xh:.74.240.212