Since I had the idea of trying to find a way to trick Xiao Ran and shame before the snow, every night cheerleading training, I am in a state of waiting for an opportunity to act, as long as the captain does not require the practice of formation, I will stand behind him, ready to shoot at any time, push him to make him fall and eat, or kick him to make him look a little foreign. But what bothers me is that every time I am ready to do it, the captain will think that I am not keeping up with the rhythm, and look at me with sharp eyes and say, "Zheng Meow, why did you forget to move again?" Do it all over again! ”

After a few times of not doing it, I was also thinking about whether this method was too stupid, after all, he made me laugh at it last time, and it didn't seem to be caused by him directly (I will never admit that it was actually my own shame and grudge), and now I am directly letting him fall like this, not only is it not technical, but it also seems that I am vexatious.

Well, how exactly can you get revenge? It was a question that tested my creativity and imagination.

Just as I was staring at the back of Xiao Ran's head and thinking about this important question with all my heart, the captain finally found out that I was distracted for the Nth time and couldn't bear to say loudly: "Zheng Meow! What are you thinking about standing behind Xiao Ran all night? Do you want to confess? ”

Everybody's looking at me.

oh 'my'god, this is really not the result I wanted. My face turned red quickly, but instead of being considered by well-wishers as the embarrassment of a poor girl who had been misunderstood, it was interpreted by everyone as the shyness of a girl. The way everyone cheered was the same as the day they saw me blow a snot bubble. There was also a boy pushing Xiao Ran: "Accept, accept!" "What??? I please! Accept the ghost, I didn't do anything. I hurriedly looked at Sun Yi, thinking that she would help me empathetically, but what I didn't expect was that even she looked at me with a smile and encouraged eyes, and nodded at me.

Well, ruined again.

I turned my head to look at Xiao Ran indignantly, this shameless man actually laughed with everyone (angry people don't use rhetoric!). Don't come and correct me! After a few minutes, the guy finally stopped laughing so much, and raised his head at me: "Snot bubbles, I can't see it, although you sing a little funny, your eyes are still very good." ”

No one (not even myself) could not have imagined that after he utterly angered me with these words, I, in full view of everyone, jumped up in anger and spat in his hair.

Everyone who was laughing suddenly became extremely quiet, and even the captain, who was angry with me before, suddenly held his breath.

The spit fell down Xiao Ran's bangs and fell to the grass.

A cool breeze blew and I finally realized what I had just done. Someone next to him reacted first and handed Xiao Ran a tissue. Xiao Ran silently took the napkin and wiped his bangs vigorously.

I realized that a new storm was coming, and I immediately pulled my legs and ran.

Xiao Ran's roar passed through the wind in the west playground and came from behind me: "Zheng! Meow! Stop! ”

The person who can stand is mentally retarded, I thought to myself, and I ran faster on my feet. The fear of being beaten sparked all my sprint explosiveness, and I ran out of the West Playground with a puff of smoke.

After running a long distance at a sprint speed, I ran all the way to the school's artificial lake, which was already far, far away from the western exercises, before I finally dared to stop. Glancing back, Xiao Ran, who looked terrible, didn't follow, I let out a long sigh of relief, leaning against a tree and wanting to rest.

"Hey!"

I never thought that Xiao Ran's voice suddenly appeared in the dark night, my mother, why didn't I see him just now? Why didn't the school install a few bright street lights on the side of the artificial lake? I was so frightened that I turned around and tried to run again.

"You idiot! Don't run to have a lake! Xiao Ran shouted anxiously.

But it's too late, will I wait until he finishes shouting to make a move? Of course not. So I turned around and stepped into the lake.

The artificial lake at night is super cold, although I am not very good at swimming, the dog planing is still a little, Xiao Ran was about to come to fish me, seeing me swimming back in such an ugly posture, he still couldn't help laughing out loud...... You SB hahahahahaha......"

With resentment, I climbed up to the shore with humiliation. Really, I shouldn't have felt guilty for spitting on him just now, and someone as indebted as him should have spit on him a hundred times.

Probably my posture on the shore is really ugly, and it looks very difficult, Xiao Ran laughed enough and finally remembered to pull me, but a backbone woman like me, will she need the help of a pig like him? Hmph, I immediately rejected him coldly: "No, please get out of the way." He looked at my stubborn appearance, stunned for a moment and then laughed out loud: "Okay, you come, you come." ”

However, the shore was so slippery, and there was nothing around to grab and borrow, and after I tried several times but couldn't climb ashore, I finally had to clear my throat in embarrassment: "Well, cough, cough, that, you come and help me." He clasped his hands and raised an eyebrow at me, but didn't move.

"Classmate Xiao Ran, please come and help me." I held back my anger and put on a big smile. (But Xiao Ran later told me that I still had unknown green plants on my head at that time, and my bangs were wet and sticking to the door of my head, and I had to smile very elegantly, which was really funny.) ）

Xiao Ran grinned proudly, stretched out his hand at me, and pulled me ashore with great strength.

My whole body was wet, and I looked at Xiao Ran angrily, and he shrugged his shoulders helplessly: "It's useless for you to look at me so pitifully, I don't wear a coat." ”？？？？？ excuse‘me？？ What the heck? Who is pitiful? Who is going to wear your coat? I have murderous eyes, okay??

"Let's go, hurry back, you're going to really catch a cold in a while, and the snot bubbles that blow out can take you to the sky." He didn't feel the anger I was trying to convey to him, and he didn't feel pity for me when he looked at my pitiful appearance, but turned to leave, not even waiting for me.

"It's impossible to follow this! The gas in the snot bubbles is not as light as the air, and no amount of snot bubbles can take me to the sky! I held back for a long time and shouted loudly at his back.

He turned his head, frowning but smiling, and said with interest: "Snot bubbles, what the hell did you do, stupid like this?" Turning his head, he paused and added, "You go back to the dormitory to take a shower and change your clothes, and I'll help you ask for leave." ”

Hmph, what the hell, you pig-headed three are fools, right?

Although I was not satisfied with him, I accepted his advice and walked straight back to the dormitory.

Xixi was the only one in the dormitory watching the drama in bed, and when I returned to the dormitory with my whole body, the potato chips in her mouth were about to squirt out: "Oh my God, Big Meow, what's wrong with you?" School toilets exploded? ”

Dear God, I promise, this is the one hundred and eighth time this week that I have exhausted my moral worldview and socialist core values to resist the urge to beat her.

It turns out that Lu Xiaoxi's ability to let you beat her is by no means limited to this. When I finished taking a shower, I lay on the bed tired and told her the whole thing, she laughed for almost ten minutes, and then said to me, "Big meow, I think it's quite interesting for you to be with Xiao Ran, hahahaha." ”

This time I really couldn't bear it anymore, I found a pair of worn socks on the bed and was about to go over and strangle her, she saw that I was going to go over and beat her, and immediately screamed exaggeratedly: "Ahh Zheng Meow go away! Socks go away! Ahh ”

Alas, seriously, I think I really need to come into contact with some normal humans. Although maybe I'm not quite normal myself.

Put down the socks, I am very tired, I hope Ah He will come back soon, after all, compared to the heartless Lu Xiaoxi, she should still comfort me a little for the sake of me being so miserable (I really don't understand why I am so miserable).

I wrapped myself in the quilt and decided to take a good rest, and at this time Lu Xiaoxi probably thought I was really angry, and began to laugh and talk on the other side, in fact, I didn't hear what she was talking about at all, but occasionally I could hear her ask: "Did you hear that?" As soon as I answered, "Hmm," she would continue to say contentedly.

It went on like this for a long time. In fact, usually the two of us are in the dormitory, and often there is no actual communication in this way, she is talking about a joke, if it is, whether the joke is funny or not, it doesn't matter, it seems that as long as you hear a familiar voice, know that the other party is around.

Whenever this happens, I feel very relieved and warm to have Sissi by my side.

It wasn't until eleven o'clock in the evening that I heard the sound of the key being taken out at the door, Ah He finally returned to the dormitory with a guitar on his back, and when he looked up, he saw me lying on the bed sadly, covering himself with the quilt, only leaking a pair of eyes, she asked puzzledly: "What's wrong with you?" Looks so weak. ”

"I ......" I was about to tell my bad luck history and let Ah He comfort me, but I was interrupted by Lu Xiaoxi's impatient voice on the other side: "She fell into the artificial lake hahahahaha......"

This woman! I applied to retract what I just said, and having her by my side is constantly getting angry!

In Ah He's inquiring eyes, I told again about my revenge and fell into the lake, and when she heard me spit on Xiao Ran's head, she couldn't hold back her laughter, but helped me lower the air conditioner a few degrees, the air conditioner buzzed for a while, and the wind blowing out was not so cold.