Chapter 181: The smile deepened
Suddenly, Ding Busan's voice suddenly came out of nowhere: "How can we people from the Ding family learn the martial arts of outsiders, hey, not to mention the martial arts of a little hairy child?" ”
Ding Busi sneered: "You haven't beaten others in the martial arts of the little hairy boy, what kind of nonsense are you still blowing here?" ”
Ding Busan's voice said angrily: "Fourth, don't just talk about me, I'm afraid that you may not be able to deal with others." ”
Ding Busi groaned slightly, and said, "Third brother, you also come and sit down, and discuss the matter of dealing with flower thieves." That dog dared to pick flowers near our Ding Mansion, but he didn't take us seriously. ”
Ding Busan said with disdain: "Is it necessary to deal with a mere flower thief?" ”
His "Ding Twin Heroes" have always been above the top, and he really didn't take this kind of little flower thief in his eyes. But Li Yingdong and Ding Busan have fought each other, and obviously feel that the martial arts of this "Ding Clan's Twin Heroes" are inevitably much inferior to Shi Zhixuan, the Four Famous Catchers and others, and there are so many masters in this plane, this "Ding's Twin Heroes" is really insignificant.
Hehe sneered, Ding Busi snorted lightly: "I don't know how thick the sky is, Little Brother Li has already said that the four famous catchers and Lu Xiaofeng are nearby, and the flower thief still dares to commit a crime, do you still think this is a simple flower thief?" ”
Ding Busan snorted: "Could it be that Lu Xiaofeng and the four famous people are arrested, so other flower thieves are not allowed to pick flowers?" What's the truth behind this? ”
He had obviously relaxed his tone when he said this, but he just wanted him to admit his mistake, it was a big mistake, Li Yingdong and Ding Busi both knew, so they looked at each other and smiled slightly, Li Yingdong said: "Ding Sanye, as the saying goes: 'Prevention is better than prevention', since we don't know the details and purpose of the flower thief, only by making adequate preparations in advance, can we not be caught off guard." This town is so small, and the flower thief is so bold, I guess that guy is still very interested in your Ding Mansion. ”
"Whoosh", Li Yingdong's eyes were full of flowers. Ding Busan had already arrived in front of him, and his body was weird, and he sneered: "Look at your expression, I'm afraid that you may be the flower thief." ”
Li Yingdong was stunned. Then he smiled and said, "If I am a flower thief, how can I bring my two wives here?" ”
Ding Busan said hesitantly: "This is your cleverness, bring the person who shows that he looks like he is on the road to his wife, and few people will doubt it." Hehe, maybe those two girls were also held hostage by you. And also. Isn't it a coincidence that this thief just started making trouble here and you came? ”
"I think you can be a detective, and if you investigate the case, it is estimated that it will not be worse than Conan."
Li Yingdong grinned.
"Detective? Conan? ”
Ding Busan and Ding Busi asked, "What is a detective?" And who is Conan? ”
"Oh my day, I said it wrong."
Although Li Yingdong was anxious, he said slowly: "Detectives are those head catchers, such as the four famous catchers, and Conan is the master of the four famous catches, Mr. Zhuge . ”
Ding Busan was surprised: "When did Mr. Zhuge have such a title?" ”
Li Yingdong smiled lightly and said: "This is what we called when we were children, and we were quick to speak for a while, but we didn't think clearly." Don't be surprised. ”
Suddenly, Ding Busan had a cold look in his eyes, and reprimanded: "Who told you to divert the topic, you haven't answered my question yet, Hugh has to be confused." ”
Li Yingdong scolded secretly: "Nima's Ding Sanmao, Lao Tzu will strip your hair in the future, what are you hanging, damn it, if it weren't for your granddaughter Ding Jue, Lao Tzu wouldn't have birded you." ”
Said lightly: "Then how do you prove it?" Do you have a lie detector here? Hey. With your level of technology, that's impossible. ”
Seeing that what Li Yingdong said was nondescript, Ding Busan frowned and said coldly: "This is what I am asking you." Who told you to ask? Ask questions, ask questions, what are you doing with some strange tricks? ”
Li Yingdong was too lazy to continue to entangle with him, and thought: "This old guy is long-winded, but his questions are very real, and it is really difficult to answer." It seems that the only way to govern others is to govern them. ”
He was angry again. But his face could not move, and he smiled and said: "Maybe you are the flower thief who deliberately framed me, what method do you have to prove that you are not a flower thief?" ”
This sentence immediately stunned Ding Busan, and he sneered: "I'm so old, can I still do this kind of thing?" ”
Li Yingdong shook his head and said: "That's not for sure, many old guys at this age like to play perverts, what old cows eat tender grass, pedophilia." Tsk, don't say you're a eunuch, by the way, first of all, whether you're a eunuch or not. ”
Ding Busan said angrily: "Of course Lao Tzu is not a eunuch. ”
As soon as the words came out, he seemed to admit that he was a flower thief, and his heart sank, and he secretly screamed that it was not good.
Sure enough, Li Yingdong smiled and said: "Look, since you are not a eunuch, then your plan rate has greatly increased." Hehe, even if you are a eunuch, that doesn't prove that you don't like to play this kind of trick of torturing people. ”
After a pause, he said, "Since you are not a eunuch, don't you raise it?" ”
This is also very poisonous, if others admit that they are impotent, they will slap themselves, but if they say that they are not incompetent, it will even more seem that they are flower thieves.
But Ding Busan said strangely: "Why don't you lift it?" ”
Li Yingdong was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly laughed and said: "If you don't lift it, it means that you don't have that kind of function, and you can't do AI with women, right?" ”
Ding Busan shook his head and shouted: "If Lao Tzu doesn't lift it, then how can there be a granddaughter like Ding Jue?" ”
The more he talked, the more anxious he became, as if Li Yingdong was an official of the Yamen, and he was really a prisoner, he was almost out of breath, and his old face was forced to turn red.
Ding Busi likes Li Yingdong very much, and even wants to marry Ding Jue to him, seeing him talking and laughing freely, he also laughs secretly in his heart: "This third child is really stupid, obviously someone is teasing you." ”
Li Yingdong continued to ask: "You are not a eunuch, and you are not a eunuch, so you are not interested in women?" Don't tell me yes? ”
Ding Busan hurriedly said: "Of course not. ”
Li Yingdong was stunned and said: "It turns out that you are really not interesting to women, it seems that I may have misunderstood you." ”
Ding Busan said angrily: "I mean I'm not boring to women, which means I'm still interesting to women." ”
Li Yingdong said: "Then are you interested in beautiful women, or are you interesting to ugly women?" ”
Ding Busan raised his head and said: "Of course, it's interesting to beautiful women." ”
Li Yingdong smiled secretly, and said, "Isn't Miss Ding Jue beautiful?" ”
Ding Busan looked proud, smiled, and said: "Hehe, it's not that I praise my granddaughter, in this town, there is no girl who can compare to Jue'er, haha, my family's Jue'er is beautiful." ”
Li Yingdong smiled even more: "Then are you interesting to her?" ”
"Nonsense, she's my granddaughter, am I still interested in her?"
"Well, everyone in this town recognizes Miss Ding Jue as the number one beauty in town?"
"Hehe, although they don't say it, I can see it."
"Well, the most beautiful girl in this town hasn't been picked by anyone else, why is that? Oh, she was the granddaughter of the flower thief. Well, when you think about it, it's very accurate, and I believe that others can believe it. (To be continued.) )