Chapter 22: I don't like red clothes and I love arms
At the end of the opening meeting, each class was taken away by the instructor, and the military training continued. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The autumn sun was shining, and the students were dressed in neat camouflage uniforms and looked very energetic, and continued to train for queue movements. Senior Sister Guo Aiming helps everyone take pictures from time to time, and she is very good at grabbing the lens. Although she is not from the directing department or the photography department, she is not professional enough, but she has never eaten pork and has never seen a pig run away? In the four years of college, she did learn a lot of things.
Due to the impact of the opening, there was not much training time today, and the training was over after less than an hour.
Overall, the first day of training was relatively easy, and it was an adaptation training.
But today's business is not completely over.
After dinner, everyone washed the dirty clothes, hung them up to dry, and then changed into new camouflage outfits. Each person was given two sets of military training uniforms, which were enough to change their clothes. Then everyone went to the classroom to take national defense education and military theory classes.
If you want to get credits, you have to take these classes seriously.
The military training schedule is very full, and students will not have more leisure time.
Zhou Yi honestly attended classes with everyone, and did not make waves.
If you want to be in the limelight, be patient and wait for your opportunity.
After class, many students are very tired, not interested in engaging in entertainment activities, chatting can't lift their spirits, not everyone is as energetic as Zhou Yi, going to bed early is serious, and you have to get up early tomorrow morning to train, you can't sleep well.
The day went by like this.
Basically, the day is spent on training, eating, housekeeping, meetings, and classes, and there is very little free time.
For these students in the acting department, the instructors are really demanding.
With the lights out, the students were tired from the day and could finally sleep peacefully.
For the time being, the guard post duty is not the turn of the acting students, so everyone can relax.
The next morning, at six o'clock, there was a wake-up number reminder, everyone got up very early, and it was quite a habit, because it was the same in school, and they had to practice their lines and body in the morning, but in the barracks, they followed the instructor to walk in the queue and practice military physical boxing, which was nothing more than a change of form.
For Zhou Yi, it is very easy to practice military physical boxing.
His moves are not necessarily more standard than Instructor Ma, but his shape is much more beautiful, as if every move has a charm flowing, and he can play his own unique style and temperament, which is not acceptable.
Where there is contrast, there will be a gap.
Apparently the horse instructor was very annoyed and annoyed.
Out of sight is clear, he simply went to instruct the girl, and soon the roar of a roaring horse sounded over there.
The little girls were depressed to death: what are the instructors always staring at us? What about female instructors? We want female instructors.
In their opinion, the female soldier sister is obviously better to speak.
Zhou Yi only hoped that Instructor Ma would never instruct Shui Yuexun, otherwise he would really be thrown down. Shui Yuexun has a very bad, very bad, extremely bad habit, which he has developed since childhood, that is, he likes to fall people.
She can't fall Zhou Yi and Teng Tiangang, but it doesn't mean that she can't fall others. As soon as you touch her, she will throw you, absolutely no exceptions. Of course, except for girls, otherwise how dare Zhou Yi let his sister be with her.
Fortunately, the roaring horse is just a louder roar, but it is actually very well-behaved and will not really provoke Shui Yuefu.
Shui Yuexun is not completely ignorant, so he will naturally control his desires and will not fall the instructor.
Zhou Yibai was worried.
In fact, Shui Yuexun really wants to find someone to wrestle.
It's a pity that I haven't found it, depressed!
After an hour of exercise, at seven o'clock in the morning, everyone went back to the dormitory to wash, fold quilts, tidy up housekeeping, and clean the dormitory.
It is estimated that everyone would rather go out to exercise all the time and be tired for a few more hours, rather than come back to make the bed and fold the quilt and stack the tofu blocks, which is too troublesome. Although it is necessary to do morning exercises in school in Yanying, practice Sanjiu in winter, and practice Sanfu in summer, Yanying will definitely not ask students to fold tofu blocks every day.
Thinking about this, Zhou Yi felt very funny.
If Yan Ying also asks students to fold tofu blocks, she will definitely not be able to recruit students, and it is estimated that the entertainment industry will have to be hit hard.
This is really the strongest means to fight the entertainment industry.
Of course, this cannot be the case in reality.
This is purely Zhou Yi's cranky joke, and he thinks it's quite funny.
In fact, Zhou Yi completed this kind of thing very easily, he had been trained before, and there was no problem at all. When I was training in the youth group of the military command, it was the same kind of request, and it could not be very casual. He knows all kinds of quilt stacking techniques, and of course it is easy to complete. And he doesn't cherish himself, he will also guide his classmates and help them fold quilts, which is easy to get everyone's favor.
The previous running and tossing everyone's things, naturally laughed and revealed, everyone didn't mind, I think Zhou Yi is a good person, at most he loves to be in the limelight, but he cares about his classmates very much, he is a good person, and he is commendable.
This is what Zhou Yi expected, hit a stick, give a sweet date, and coax his classmates if he has nothing to do.
You have to have real skills to do this.
Suddenly thinking of his sister, Zhou Yi couldn't help but pat his forehead: Thousands of calculations, he actually forgot to teach his sister how to fold the quilt in advance. I hope my sister can be smart and learn by herself, but don't be scolded by the instructor!
It was impossible for him to run to the girls' dormitory in the barracks to teach his sister personally.
What a mistake, a wise man thinks a thousand times, and there must be a mistake!
The roommates next to him couldn't help laughing when they heard Zhou Yi's thoughts: Don't tease us. Is there such a wise man in this world? I'll forget to even teach my sister to fold quilts! Phew! Turned into a ditch. Your sister folds quilts and uses you to teach?
Zhou Yi laughed, but he wasn't really worried.
Between the jokes, at half past seven, after coping with the dormitory inspection, everyone went downstairs to gather, went to the canteen for breakfast, and lined up to shout slogans, and each class sang to each other, each time they had to do it again, and then they could enter the canteen in turn according to the order announced by the attendant. Of course, whoever is on duty on duty can go in early and cook for the class, without having to sing outside.
The students were annoying, but the instructors weren't annoying.
After the meal, everyone came back collectively, rested for a few minutes, and continued to tidy up the housekeeping, which was also annoying enough.
Students who are not qualified in housekeeping will continue to work hard.
At half past eight in the morning, the drill horn sounded, and everyone officially went downstairs to gather to start a day's training.
The training content is still standing in a military posture and queue movements.
Of course, there will be a few breaks during the period, so that everyone can relax and replenish their water.
Senior Sister Guo Aiming, who acts as the caretaker of the water dispenser, can play a role, if there are classmates who want to drink and can't pull away, they can ask the senior sister to help buy it, anyway, there is a small shop in the barracks, everything.
During the morning training break, Zhou Yi was still not at ease, so he took the opportunity to ask his sister how her quilt was folded and if she needed help?
Tang Yan knew her brother's thoughts, and she couldn't laugh or cry: Is she so stupid? Do you need my brother to guide me to fold a quilt? How brain-dead and hand-wrecked is that? The female champion of the college entrance examination is not an idiot in life.
With so many girls around listening with their ears pricked up, Tang Yan was very embarrassed, and instantly blushed: My brother is too much!
Ah Fu next to him grinned and said, "Our sister Tang Yan is a little expert in making beds and stacking quilts!" ”
All the women are sweating: This kind of title is really rotten.
If Tang Yan becomes famous in the future, this kind of thing will be a joke in the circle, but it doesn't matter.
Shui Yuexun said depressedly: "As the old saying goes, the ruler is short, and the inch is long. Why aren't you allowed to bring an agent to help fold the quilt? Sister Kahoko is the best at making beds and folding quilts. From now on, I will lie down and sleep every day, and I will not fold the quilt at all. ”
Everyone laughed: The little girl's IQ is used to pretend to be cute and cute, and her life is a mess! At this time, I remembered the old saying, it was really sweaty.
It is said that the female soldier sisters who manage the women's dormitory are so laughable that they can't laugh.
Fortunately, everyone will help Shui Yuexuan, but it's nothing.
Ah Fu also broke his heart for the sake of harem harmony!
A concubine who can't fold quilts is really troublesome, and she always needs servants to serve her.
Alas! She's a concubine, not a servant!
In fact, Shui Yuexun wanted to send the female soldier's sister an autographed photo and asked her to help fold the quilt, but fortunately, the female soldier's sister didn't know it yet, otherwise she would have laughed. This is simply the biggest joke in showbiz. It is estimated that Shui Yuexun has a lot of signed photos in his suitcase, which can be sent everywhere.
If the news gets out, 2 billion people can laugh so much that their stomachs hurt.
Some things about the little girls are very ridiculous, but it was Zhou Yi who took the lead in the outside world.
Just when the students were training in the morning, some military training photos exposed on the Internet had become popular.
Last night, Senior Sister Guo Aiming sent a large number of photos back to the company's headquarters.
It's the eve of the movie's release, and there are always people working overtime at the company's headquarters.
Naturally, these propaganda matters have already been handled by special personnel.
After some retouching and rendering, various photos have been uploaded to Weibo, especially under some training photos of Zhou Yi and Tang Yan, as well as Zhou Yi's classic poem: "Seven Uniques: Military Training Photos for My Sister Tang Yan".
"The sassy and heroic five-foot gun, the dawn shines on the training ground. The sons and daughters of China have many strange ambitions, and they do not love red clothes and love arms. ”
This poem was passed on by Zhou Yi to Senior Sister Guo Aiming in his free time during military training, and was posted on Weibo for publicity.
As soon as the beautiful photos of the poems were exposed, they were immediately affirmed and praised by a large number of netizens, and the messages were like snowflakes.
"The sons and daughters of China have many strange ambitions, they don't love red clothes and love arms! Well written! ”
"The verses are concise, but sonorous, and they are very good! Jack it up! ”
"His Royal Highness King Wen is once again full of poetry, and he is very happy! Like one! ”
"His Royal Highness King Wen, come on, just wait for the release of "Rushing to the Sky Tower" on the eleventh, remember to send more photos!"
"His Royal Highness's beautiful photos are so handsome, he has already bowed down."
"Your Highness's sister is so happy! Ask for a group photo! ”
"Such a pair of brothers and sisters are also a perfect match."
"Please ask His Royal Highness King Wen and the Water Moon Divine Ji to take a beautiful photo, send a few more, thank you!"
"Your Highness, is there a group photo of the girls in the class, send it up quickly, and there will be a reward."
"Upstairs is so greedy! Where do you want your highness to go? The girls won't cooperate. ”
"Movie tickets have been booked, ask for a group photo. Where is His Highness military training? Can I go to the class before? ”
"Upstairs thought it was filming! That's a barracks! Still visiting the class? Be careful to catch you. ”
"The paparazzi don't dare to snoop! Let sleeping dogs lie! That's spying on military secrets, okay! ”
"We grass people can only count on His Royal Highness King Wen to blow up the photos."
Of course, netizens are strange, and there will always be inappropriate voices, and no one can do anything about it, and they can't control it at all.
Zhou Yi will not deliberately control public opinion, if there is controversy, he will be popular, he is afraid that he will not be able to stir up, and he is not afraid of being scolded at all.
Which star doesn't have a negative evaluation!
A star who is scolded by no one is still a star? Even Shui Yuexun is scolded!
No matter how much Zhou Yi is loved by everyone, and the flowers bloom, he can't avoid the existence of black powder.
As long as the more you scold, the more popular it becomes.
"You've got enough, too. It's clear that a group of actors were forced by the school to conduct military training, and they wasted taxpayers' money, what are they doing so highly? Is it great to be able to write limericks? ”
"What a waste of taxpayers' money is, at most, a waste of godfather's money."
It's a pity that such a voice will only be ruthlessly annihilated by the saliva of fans.
"You guys are enough, can't you eat grapes and say that grapes are sour?"
"Of course, it's great to be able to write poems, and if you have the ability, you can also write one! You're a fake! You won't be able to pass the test in ten lifetimes. ”
"On the top floor! Someone thinks that simple poetry is limerick poetry, but does he understand poetry! Maybe he thinks that the goose goose goose is also a limerick! ”
"Someone's stupid, it's done."
"People pay for their own military training, and spend your money? Idiot! ”
"I think I am a moral emperor, but in fact, I am a hypocrite, and I don't explain it."
"I just woke up today, and I saw the moral again, and I was also drunk, go back and make up for it."
"Don't look down on the show! What age is it, and you still use this kind of scornful name? How noble do you think you are? The division of labor in occupations is different, and there is no distinction between high and low. Now the entertainment industry, which has a profit of tens of billions of Chinese yuan a year, depends on the efforts of these people to support and maintain, accounting for at least 1/400 of GDP. Excuse me, what do you do? How much of GDP do you share? ”
"The truth upstairs, this is the master, admire!"
"Copti has appeared."
"The talent upstairs is amazing! When the float is white! ”
There are photos, there is the truth, and there are all kinds of excitement to see.
Weibo is lively again, often in the blink of an eye, there are thousands of comments and retweets, and it is indeed very popular.
However, Zhou Yi is temporarily inconvenient to surf the Internet, and he doesn't know the specific situation, so he can only find Senior Sister Guo Aiming to get a general understanding.
At present, the most important thing is to do a good job in military training.
In the morning, I trained until 11:30, and then the students went back to rest, and then prepared to eat, which was the same procedure as yesterday, and everyone was familiar with it. After the afternoon nap, the afternoon is the same training, which is very boring and tedious, but everyone can only work hard to persevere and fight to the end.
Zhou Yi enjoyed it, he felt quite relaxed, and there was no pressure on military training.
The training lasted until dinner time, and today's training was not over, and the national defense education class was still held in the evening.
These are the basic procedures of military training, and the students are already familiar with them.
Basically, except for special circumstances, you will have to train like this for the next two weeks until the end of military training.
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